/brit/ - The Alan vs. Jeffrey Edition

ANIME and so on

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY SCALE MAPS BACK THEN

Anime is for paedophiles

staying up til midnight
staying up til midnight

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what went wrong?

>>78492126
Hello chi chi man

cat just fell off my knees and clawed at them to try and stay on OUCH aha x

>>78492185
is Yahoo malfunctioning?

fit lads
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975005363.webm

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww hell naaaaaaaaaaaaw

>>78492198
dirty bitch
I'd say shes a great fuck

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>>78492185
science innit

do NOT bully the Ethiopian, he's a lovely bloke

Alan? can't stand the freak

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Feel like pure shit just want him back x

my google is broken for some reason

can someone type in "little girl spy movie" on bing.

trying to remember what that film is called

>>78492229
me in atlanti cum

>>78492249
Good post. Ethiopia is a good lad.

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just copped

>>78492221
nobody clicks on your links you mentally ill freak

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do like this one

got accosted by chicanos last night
they didn't do shit

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anime

>>78492285
calm down potato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4

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>tfw no anglish

The Ethiopian is a fucking yank so I'll take Alan over him any day

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THE ULCERS

>>Moroccan-born man who stabbed a French mother and her three young daughters in the Alps on Tuesday said he had been offended after the father "scratched his inner thigh" in the presence of his wife.

Alan

or

Jeffrey

>>78492327
lol the irish fucking love us. nice work fitting in here though

>>78492342
partie et parcelle

Bunch of chavs are outside my house lads

>>78492358
ah, the runtputer

>>78492364
Let them in

>>78492256
same lad, he's such a cunt in real life too

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my suburb. a bit shit, but good memories of my first kiss and stuff here.

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>global warming isn't rea-

>>78492390
looks 1000000000x better than anything here

>>78492224
why does Twitter verify absolute fuckwits like this but suspend people over absolute fuck all

>>78492401
Enjoying your hols David?

i prefer the ethiopian

>>78492400
why is hungary covering 100% of romania

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Can someone tell the catposter I like his posts? I'm afraid to because he probably hates Yanks and would stop if he knew a Yank likes his work.

>>78492401
may want to leave your northern shithole once in a while. plenty of beautiful places in the uk

>>78492353
FOY

>age
>net worth

post em lads

>25
>£31k

>>78492390
>baby bitchboi trees

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IT HURTS SO BAD

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503085392953.webm
>leftypol enters the thread

There's an ultra rich private road on the edge of London with huge houses and a wide road along with its own gold course. Looks very yankish, houses are about £10-20m each yet it would be an average middle class street in rural america hahahah

business idea: a movie where the nazis are the bad buys

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JUST

>>78492387
He's just too American now, makes me sad that carpool karaoke will be seen as his magnum opus
long live smithy

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>>78492438
You're right. I shall travel to Essex

Oh wait...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3255009/Faded-seaside-village-Essex-named-England-s-deprived-neighbourhood-education-earnings-crimes-worse-poorest-city-suburbs.html

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>>78492350

Think I might be a tad evil
JFs make me physically ill
I would wipe out all life on the planet and repopulate it solely with British people if I could

>>78492187
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503122449388.webm

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>>78492476
>Americans

>>78492476
Alex Jones looks like a normally proportioned human being next to that coffee man

>>78492497
thank god yanks arent jfs, but instead anglo brothers

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the fucking ulcers hurt so bad lads

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>>78492486
FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM

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>>78492495
You're not a real Slovak are you?

>>78492514
this is my kink

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>>78492401

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>tfw no rorkette gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZQ0INPRJk

How does one get a rorkette gf lads?
HOW?
I NEED ONE.
BUT EVERY WOMAN WHOSE VIEWS ALIGN WITH MINE ARE USUALLY 50 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.

RORKETTE GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>78492519
drinking milk doesn't help?

>>78492526
he's a rorke on a proxy, trying to be the next thailad

>>78492507
>scrawny weebs thinking they'll make anyone do anything

>>78492526
what do you reckon

>>78492494
I went Clacton ones for a camping holiday, we left 3 days early it was like new Orleans
True patricians choice for Essex is here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/property/article-3741240/Leigh-Sea-Essex-coast-happiest-place-live-UK.html

I've lived in several places around the UK and it's all pretty grim to be honest

can't wait to move back into an asian shoebox

>a brit has to post one of the nicest streets in britain to counter a generic middle class yank street

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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howling at these cunts

apparently holding right wing opinions is bad but paedophilia, drugs, human trafficking, illegal arms sale, terrorist propaganda and hitman hiring services are good?

UP IN T'NORTH WE LIVE IN DISUSED SEPTIC TANK IN MIDDLE O' T'IP

>>78492526
course not

just nonces on proxies in this general

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>>78492547
i haven't got milk

*turns on game of thrones*
fuck and piss and shit and "ass" and cum and penis and sex and balls and fart and pussy

78492562
don't you have some coffee to be throwing over radio hosts?

>>78492454
>22
>£-60k

>>78492563
Jesus christ man. You fucking never get off 4chan

genuinely feel bad for you

>>78492571
fuck off twat >>>/pol/

NEED liverpool to score

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Is clondalkin here? I'd spark you with a hook

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>>78492611

>>78492604
i'm flattered that you care but i'm actually heading out in a bit

>>78492564
leigh on sea is nice but its surrounded by utter filth

>>78492571
human rights were invented by white men and universalism is an excuse for imperialism

>>78492631
you was here all night as well
sad case

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>>78492605

>>78492589
agabagabagoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrcRsCCjgOo

me NEED a byad lewisham snapchat gyal

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MY TEETH HURT FROM CLENCHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF THE ULCERS

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>>78492626

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>>78492645

Alan is a true alpha. Intelligent, well-travelled, a womaniser, utterly impervious to /brit/'s petty racism.

The Ethiopian is a meek, self-hating, pathetic, depressive who desperately wants to be white. The acceptable face of shitskins.

don't care

>>78492672
turn the proxy off

*rubs face*

i reaallly need to cum

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>>78492626

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>that yank poster who claims to be a moor with no european heritage but has blonde hair and blue eyes

>>78492655
Get to a doctor.

'1
why does it bother you

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4

>>78492589
go get yogurt then

>>78492672
proxymong

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>>78492693
IT'S PAST 1 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40977965

looks like i'm going down this time lads

>>78492715
can I suck yo dick

>>78492711
>Archer

yesssssssssss, so f*ckin awesomesauce, you like Rick & Morty too?

Any of you lads get a letter in the post for torrenting? Or come into this so-called 'cinavia'?

>>78492626
That is absolutely fookin ridiculous

why are paedos always massive lefties?

>>78492672
i once stayed in your dumb cheap motel and then in the morning took the RATB to the conference

my mouth is fucking hurting so bad

what do police do with siezed money? use it?

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need a qt indian gf

>>78492736
nah who the fuck uses torrents in 2017

>>78492736
yeah I like it
keep summer safe

>>78492734
yes, they're both pretty good shows. may also interest you to know i've never been to reddit and posted here since 2013

>>78492772
indians are gross

>>78492720
Go to A&E (Accident & Emergency).

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>>78492110
i'm not sure but Alan look better in my opinion. but who know, this modern british people are so strange.

MANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*tracking the runts in the forest*
*sees some poo on the floor*
*picks it up and licks it*

>runt poo, it's still fresh, we're gettin close...

>>78492772
is this ribena?

>>78492783
that's hella dope my dude - remember rules 1 and 2 tho ;D

>>78492734
MEANT FOR YOU
>>78492736
yeah I like it
keep summer safe

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>>78492745
that's where you're wrong sweaty

>>78492809
yes

>>78492765
yes, the police in this country are pretty corrupt

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>>78492736
just get a PTP / TehConnection account lmao

>>78492772
go to canada

>>78492789
get out of our home

>>78492812
ironic shitposting is still shitposting. same to you

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going to go for a walk in the forest tomorrow

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>>78492787
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS

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>futuram.jpg
>"but who know, this modern british people are so strange."

>>78492736
never.
don't torrent much though and if i do i put a vpn on.

i also have antitrackers on too with peerblock.

>>78492705
>>78492844
lol wall punching proxyfg. reported for using proxy

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peng

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BRO ITS JUST A PRANK

>>78492789
you forgot to end your post in )))

>>78492846
what you talking about buddy?

>>78492853
I see you're versed in the ways of board culture :D sorry I'm kinda new here >_>

>>78492886
seek help

>>78492857
Emergency room? A hospital. 24hr emergency treatment. If it's in your mouth you might want an emergency dentist.

>>78492454
24
55k

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THE FUCKING ULCERS
AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

would love to start my own small car company like tvr

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giv arab gf

>>78492844
Love licking Indian ass

Cany wait for next weeks proxy nonce expo, gona get a wee redditflag pin to put in my 'dora

Sloshed as a galosh lads haha how foes it

>>78492949
don't think I've ever read such a disgusting post

>>78492947
we have plenty, come get one
warning: they're shit

if cavemen knew that people in the future would shitpost on a magic forum that lets you talk to people across the world and share pictures of girls and cats they'd be like... "booga booga... woahhh"

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>>78492891
hello

>>78492937
mouth or stomach?

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preach

would love to start a botanical garden, a small poultry farm and a small dairy pen with abysinnian goats.

from there i'd use all the ingredients in a really souped up kitchen and make really nice food

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lovely day

>>78492926
why? i'm not the one punching walls and using a psuedo trip

The Private Eye is the best political publication currently in the UK

>>78492983
it really doesnt though

Imagine being Scottish

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>>78492979
the mouth

>>78492983
but if you let everyone on the left in the right would be completely ruined

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>>78492949
belly is quite nice too

>>78492961
forning

imagine being so deluded you disagree with me

>>78492983
Catholic Ireland (left) vs Proddy Ireland (right)

>>78492983
bit insulting to assume everyone on the left is unhappy with the life. not everyone wants to be rich.

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http://www.huckmagazine.com/ride/bikes/bikestormz-movement-cycling-bikelife-survival-london/

>Bike crews are pulling off death-defying stunts in London's rush-hour traffic. To the public, it's a spectacle of recklessness. But for the cyclists, these mass ride-outs are a means of survival.
the absolute state of london. gangs of niggers terrorizing motorists and pedestrians and white nu-males defending them on the internet

>>78492631
yeah see you in a few hours lmao

>>78492896
I bet you a fucking white male did this

>>78492983
>replaces all that greenspace, countryside, and beautiful villas with commieblocs and crime

at last

>>78492983
unironically this happens in Brazil and Mexico

>>78492869
jes crist, Do Britain got this ill too? God save queen and nation.

>>78493017
perhaps if the right was not as nice, the left would be somewhat nicer.

>>78492997
wanker. this isnt instagram

>>78493015
gargle salt and water then lad

>>78493035
>terrorizing
fuck off yank

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>>78493038
will be thinking of you xx

>>78492997
FOB

>>78493019
Love it all tbf

>>78492777
what do you use? streams are complete shit.

bay-zil

only shagged an asian girl

but she had the body of a latina though

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Asians lads

post more rijas

>>78493019
who is this?

urmeaza statia
stefan cel mare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3quGnwWmKM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwn6P3rLkvw

>>78493061
how so?

im a slovak flag shift worker. there's 6 of us maintaining the presence 24/7

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CARRRRMMMEEELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78493019
belfast nigger

>>78493112
Asian women are pure rubbish

shagged 11 birds and 3 of those were pakis

AMA

>>78492983
there are pics from Rio/Bogota/JoBurg etc of quite literally this

>>78493125
minister for international development preeti young

>>78493068
who is this? and where can I find more indian slagposts?

>>78492997
*opens image*
*squints at words on page*
*zooms in on phone*
Hmmm yes, says youre a gay cunt

>>78492998
Youve gorrit confused
Wall puncher is the other lad
Or maybe ive gorrit confused
Going bed mow help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlAlS29-Mno

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Life isn't easy as a radcen with an IQ of 250

been shagged by 11 lads and 7 of them have been pakis

>>78493201
*posts 25 year old article saying the economist is bad*

>>78493201
life is good when you know acts of parliament for immigration
including retro active ones for EU-founding

>>78492110
Just noticed this. Fuck off m8.

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>>78492897
Proud law of anonim boards prohibits to use these nasty ")))".

>>78493181
did the pakis smell different?

American died in the attack in barcelona

literally never going to your shithole of a continent until you guys actually slow down muzzies

unbelievable

>>78493229
nah but real talk who would win alan or you in a fight to the death

>>78492476
what a bizarre man

>>78493234
tourists go home
refugees welcome

>>78493201
radcel

>>78493234
cant control what happens in spain mate

>>78493199
I only listen to Kanye, sorry

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>>78493234
u first :)

>>78493229
sorry Jeffrey

on the Kopparbergs tonight lads

>>78492997
what is this book mate

>>78493181
'sheed

>>78493139
let's say the people on the right hire the people on the left to do whatever their business is.

lets say the right people cut their profit margins and decide to instead pay the left people more.

>>78493234
American died in the attack in Charlottesville. You off to Australia then?

>>78493240
I'm a self effacing alcoholic who would only marry if I had a bull lined up to fuck my wife properly...hmm...

>>78493287
yea well alan is a manlet so who would win

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close my eyes
feel me now
i dont know
how you could not love me now

>>78493000
>The Private Eye
>The

Stupid cunt

>>78493112
>>78493112
These types of asians absolutely love yank cock. 2nd generation asian americans are easy pulls at Uni, especially in SoCal

looks like southampton are bumming me out of £100 fucking mongs

what gaming laptop do i get lads?

>>78493300
He'd kill me. Psychology > all

>>78493321
asus

>>78493234
there was an Isis knife attack in some city in Siberia earlier today and it barely made the news

bunch of injuries but no deaths afaik. supposedly the cops 'liquidated' the guy (their words) haha

generals should be wiped off of /int/
starting with /brit/

simple as that

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>30% stake in The """"Independent"""" sold to Saudi investor

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>>78493314
turn my head
into sound

>>78493337
but why tho

>>78493317
parking ticket?

Is europe safe anymore? thinking ill avoid any trips there in the meantime

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had to mitigate the ulcer situation by taking 20mg of diazepam to knock me out lads

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>>78493201
The Spectator

>>78493281
that makes it seem as though its the rights fault for the left being poor. But the fact is the Right has been richer for hundreds of years and only recently had a free trade agreement

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need more of this goodness in the world

>>78493316
that's what it's called, silly yank :)

does the word 'The' not exist in Los Americas?

>>78493336
the report said he was a psyciatric patient and iirc he was detained

>>78493300
Post physical stats

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>>78493337

>>78493321
don't

>>78493322
What you drinking currently

>>78493365
even if we had a terrorist attack that killed 10 every day the murder rate would still be lower than the US

>>78493358
generals are cancer

>>78493378
the Spectator, FT and Private Eye are all you need tbqh

>>78493391
>>78493391
>>78493391
>>78493391
Look at this newtwat

doesnt even remember the great /brit/ battle of "The Private Eye" vs "Private Eye" spring 2016

>>78493234
Spain dont need americans. They get most russians and chinese tourists.

>>78493408
need one for non gaming purposes

>>78493419
just filter them they reduce a lot of shitposting spam

>>78493405
excellent image, mind if I save it?

burnt my finger taking something out of the oven x

*walks towards camera*
*fucks your gf*
*shits on your bed*

>>78493405
wailing with laughter

>>78493416
blacks killing blacks.

not tourists spots constantly getting run down by vans

I might go to a nice tourist spot, i wont go to a trap house in southside chicago

Our black population is decreasing, your muzzy population is increasing, as are these attacks. Europe simply isnt safe anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5qMpbyXaA

literally me

>>78493367
Best of luck mate, get well soon.

lost 4 kg this past month

>>78493445
>just filter them
*90% of posts on this board disappear*

>>78493390
>8 mixed children
christ almighty

>>78493478
>our black population is decreasing
proportionally

whats your immediate go-to insult when someone angers you? mine used to be "fuck off ya cunt", but i got bored of it, so i've phased it out for "piss off ya wanker"

thoughts?

>>78493437
I was part of that argument you fucking idiot, hence why I replied

out of my sight you fucking cockroach

actually pathetic you trying to mug it just to impress the lads in /brit/
you'll NEVER be welcome here

would be an excellent dicksucker if I wasn't straight

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>>78493415
Gin. I crashed my motorbike again so drinking myself to sleep.

>>78493502
fuck off
nice and simple

>>78493478
>Europe simply isnt safe anymore
its not, please stay away. we need all the food we have.

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>>78493478
le get shot face

I'm kinda new here i have made research about tulpas for some time now but i have never seen a question about can a tulpa be your "girlfriend". I've been trying to start making a tulpa but when i think about tulpas thoughts or how it looks i always think of it as a girl. It kinda makes me affraid because i'm not sure do i want to be attracted by a tulpa.

>>78493502
ok

>>78493336
possibly. russian media is obviously about as reliable chocolate teapot and I'm pretty sure I've taken shits that Isis has claimed responsibility for

>>78493510
very very grim image sort yourself out mate starting with the alcohol

>>78493510
How did you crash, Jeffrey?

>>78493510
really hope those aren't electrical cables in the shower

>>78493495
grim, isn't it.

>>78493510
here's an idea: don't drink

FUCKING YES LAST MINUTE WINNER 100 BIG ONES DEPOSITED IN TO MY BANK ACCOUNT PLEASE ALWAYS LOVED SOUTHAMPTON

>>78493529
>3 murders per 100000
hardly that much

>>78493510
You arab?

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>>78493478
only because you're being out-bred by spics

>I might go to a nice tourist spot, i wont go to a trap house in southside chicago

in the same vein, I won't go to a tourist hot spot I'll just stay nice and safe in my medium-sized town and not have to worry about being caught up in a mass shooting

>>78493510
prat

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fucking hell lads
just watched this episode
he's the epitome of /brit/

>>78492151
>>78492151
>>78492151

GET IN HERE LADS

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>>78493529
the actual fucking state

like the wild west out there

>>78493566
no im gay so its not illegal

>>78493570
cease

>>78493367
http://trancedout.com/blog/betty-erickson-self-hypnosis-technique-for-stress/

Try this when you can, and when you get to step 10, try repeating an autosuggestion mantra that lessens pain (eg: "I am comfortable and healthy") while imagining yourself (especially visualising the problem area) as perfectly healthy. Scientologists use self-hypnosis to give birth silently and painlessly, without meds. They use much deeper trance but it does work.

>>78493485
>he's starts pretending to be a police officer
wew

Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavy