/brit/

cum

Who /IDM/ here?

stuck in the runt cage known as life

the gf

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rate my lunch lads

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>Talking to a friend at my local coffee shop, and my mom comes up in conversation. I haven't spoken to her in a few days, so I call her. She's driving down the same street, passing the coffee shop, so she says "I'll come in and say hi!" We were both wearing the exact same outfit. I'm kinda spooked.

Is this a typical redditor lads?

Love vaginas.

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>start following a guy on youtube because he makes interesting videos about my local area
>uploads video on European genocide

WEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RqFVvEuKc

Thank you for posting the new thread at the appropriate time (after the bump limit) OP.

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you rouse from your slumber as the ferry from roscoff approaches plymouth...

any nonce hunting lad in?

post your most favourite normie tune (that has more than 1M views in youtube)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1_3zBUKM8

>>78488059
I remember when people used to say that South Park had a humor that you need to be smart to understand.
Why is this a thing? Is it some sort of compensation because it's a cartoon; you have to say it is really for clever people and not just some silly cartoon for manchildren?

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>ftw no Miriam gf

spracklen house

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big willies

business idea: chippy-scented air freshener

>>78488189
going through the silent justice facebook page
good stuff innit

>>78488117
*kneels down*

care for a footrub m'am?

>>78488190
absolute fucking belter this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv4q2ov3Mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOgBFL6bJTY

>>78488152
Her mom looks younger than him

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APOLOGISE

kick me in the bollocks

business idea: curry-scented air freshener

>>78488242
don't get those two
surely they should just get over charlie and try again?

>>78488189
favorite groups/videos?

>>78488242
still cant believe they killed are charlie

>nonce hunting

entrapment, should be illegal

bums
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1502988682005.webm

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Whom'st Her self-styled /leftypol/?
Should I visit the People's Republic of China?

>>78488242

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>try to fare evade 2 stops
>get caught by the inspector

73 posters last thread

very decent for a saturday afternoon

>>78488213
dont see the purpose in this webm

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>watching law abiding citizen
>gerard butlers character dies

>>78488256
Pajeet

>>78488281
reddit

>>78488281
literally is entrapment

>>78488242
why yes I WOULD like to raise millions of pounds to ship my infant child over to some whackjob frankenstein Yank doctor selling dreams so that he can be chopped up and used as a guinea pig

not mental just love my son, simple as

Given chatrooms don't exist anymore how do these groups fish for nonces?

>>78488190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk

My favorite from back in the old normie days.

>>78488283
yeah and you should stay there

>>78488293
youre blind then

>>78488256
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/landlord-fergus-wilson-kent-coloured-tenants-ban-curry-smell-police-complaint-called-racist-a7665676.html

>>78488242
didn't see what the fuss was about
they found out ages ago that he was going to pop his clogs and kept him alive and suffering

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>>78488283
it sucks

>>78488338
>Kent
MENTIONED

>>78488283
yes
but not these
>hong kong
>macau
>shanghai
>guangzhou
>shenzhen
these are capitalism infested

>>78488322
>chatrooms don't exist anymore
I thought this was a chatroom.

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there's just something extremely cathartic about watching some nonce's life literally be ruined in the span of 15 minutes

>>78488355
hnng who is this?

any Guildford man in

dog just ate my nephew's curry

creasing

>>78488288
Went to a gig once with mates, girl bought the tickets and fucked up, ticket inspector came round for the journey back and said 'These are London Midland tickets and this is a Virgin train m80s', he let us off though after talking though.,

>>78488376
>nephew

fuck off granddad

the idea of tarquin is leftypol tier

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finna cop this

>dude revenge porn lmao

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>>78488367
me

>>78488366
good post

>>78488362
>>78488330
alright I'll start looking at hotels and apply for a visa

>>78488355
why?

>>78488366
Who?

>>78488408
post feet

>>78488322
>chatrooms don't exist anymore
A bulletin/image board that has this kind of constant stream of chatter is basically a chatroom, isn't it?

>hey kid wanna buy a gun? only £1
>I-I guess so...
>hehe jokes on you kid i never really had a gun you're under arrest, 7 years in prison, maybe you'll think twice before you THINK about crime next time

/brit/ WILL defend this

>>78488398
im 18

>>78488406
'once

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You arrive in York

>>78488366
nonce sympathisers are just as bad

>>78488434
*defends this*

>>78488434
don't see a problem with this 2bqbh

>>78488322
pretty sure they use aps that let you meet local people around you or grindr if hunting for bent nonces

>>78488434

why would he want a gun in the first place
FUCK OFF dickhead

>>78488434
thats what the entrapment law is for you fucking mong

>>78488450
*runs away*

>>78488416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYpEsReNrqg

>>78488434
yes i will

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You arrive in Blackpool: Seaside resort of the Northern Powerhouse

>>78488419
dno, but this isn't the sort of place 12 year old girls go to is it? a pedo couldn't fish for children here

where do pedos fish for young kids now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA

>>78488450
york is shit too many tourists

buy drugs off the police on the DNMs all the time

CHOONwatch, only real choonies will remember this banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0RqH_eSeUk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Australian_constitutional_crisis

>>78488497
>where do pedos fish for young kids now?
apostrophe

tourists out
refugees in

simple as

>>78488520
>https://en.m.
FUCK OFF phoneposting cunt

if you were a copper and you found £10,000 in some druggies house, would you keep it lads?

Assuming nobody would ever know

doing hohn o' groats to land's end seems more natural than moving northward
seems easy enough

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>>78488520
>m

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Friendly reminder that Malta is, and always will be, independent

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>>78488520
>m

cracker tune. not even a bummer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

>>78488550
No

>>78488550
depends don't it

>>78488520
Ignoring the fact you're a phone poster, it's funny how Australians can be a subject of the same person but different entity and therefore are ineligible to run for parliment

>>78488415
its repressive in really annoying ways, can't use the internet practically, media is all awful and horribly cheesy trash, culture is basically "Disney's Oriental Adventure!" tier, every fake and everything is packed with tourists from the big cities. and the majority of people are either utterly braindead country bumpkins or identical to baby boomer yanks in terms of self entitlement and materialism.
the cities are really dreary and soulless too besides maybe parts of Shanghai or Tsingtao

Hong Kong is very nice though
if you want to experience Chinese culture and have a good time go to Taiwan, its so much better in every way even if it lacks the big memes like the Great Wall and Forbidden City

>>78488579
it's gay

>>78488550
nah mate, I'm straight as an arrow

you reckon it would hurt burning to death?

if those monks can do it surely you can just block out the pain

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>>78488095
>>78488117
>>78488204
>>78488355
>>78488408
Bang tidy!

>>78488579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE
prefer this one

Excuse me, gentlemen but could you possibly direct me to an actual better general that is a facsimile to my essence. I find /brit/ too proletariat notwithstanding the occasional capitalist post which I believe much to be a nonce-point. Oh woe me, I have been cursed, anathematised and deluded by the facade of /brit/ that I can only brood on my time spent here. Oh woe, woe, woe, my minds shrouded by the miasmic aura of the british parasite feasting on my soul, carousing in my mind and slowly but firmly instilling a desire to call someone a runtoid.

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>>78488569
>part of the EU

getting constant ulcer sores
have i got the 'cer?

>>78488628
im sure you'd love /cum/

someone put a spoon in my arse

>>78488242
these people are absolute scum and terrible parents. end of.

applied for my gay license today lads. cannot wait to legally practice bumming

>>78488602
very
fucking great tho

>>78488615
someone told me after the initial seconds of unimaginable pain you lose all feeling

>>78488636
sores where? mouth?

>>78488654
generic forgettable radio shit

paki bender / sex offender

>>>/s/17641627

>>78488647
would prefer to put a natural object in your bum like my willy

>>78488656
how did they know

>>78488653
you dont need one mate been practising for years and only had one close call with the poof police

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The 'at

>>78488658
yeah

>>78488632
>part of the UN

>>78488636
Wtf, I also have one on the inside of my lower gum at the moment. Haven't been kissing or licking any girls x

>>78488700
just go down to a pharmacy and get one of the countless ulcer relief products

>>78488708
maybe we could sooth each others mouths? x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

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>>78488700
>>78488708
>ulctralia

>>78488698
nice

>>78488626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

>>78488708

I am sure that you've never kissed or licked any girl apart from your mother, runtoid.

waiting for a response to my message (sent almost 2 hours ago)

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>>78488739

>>78488698
would love to stomp it's head in

>>78488322
facebook messenger id assume

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

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>>78488760
>kissed or licked any girl apart from your mother
hmm yes pakistan

If you had a button that would kill every human but you, would you press it?

I would be very tempted.

>>78488790
not a murderer x

>>78488790
would i die

>>78488095
When I was little I got bullied cos my mum was an alcoholic.
In retrospect seems quite out of order

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http://www.haaretz.com/amp/world-news/europe/1.807706


"oh no"

>>78488790
who would I argue with on /brit/ then?

>>78488798
grim

>>78488698
cute

>>78488797
No, you'd be fine but everyone else would drop down dead (painlessly).

>>78488291
>ferdinand
>neville

>>78488790
yeah, i'd probably go to my oneitis' house and shag her body then go around doing fun shit before killing myself

Ugh... Am I the only girl in this thread?

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keep getting cuts on my mouth
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>78488849
post boobies

Anyone in this thread who are fond of nice nature/landscape?

>>78481320

going to get a haircut
what should I ask for?

>>78488849
when are you going to provide a timestamp
dumb bahamian cunt

>>78488865
5 on the top, 4 on the back and sides.

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bf of 6 years lads
currently a neet
reckon i could take some money off him if he brakes up with me or what

>>78488779
>tfw pretty attractive and athletic but too autistic to make friends and gf

>>78488883
but thats barely any off

>>78488849
no im a girl(male)

>>78488865
side parting, 4 on the back and sides

>>78488865
short back and sides

>>78488784

>An incest joke by the UK

hmm yes UK.

it's raining hehehe

>>78488861
ye

>>78488937
are you gay? fuck off

>>78488861
good thread anon

>>78488760
I was banging a paki grill in halls
I remember hiding in the shower when her family visited unannounced one day.
Hopefully no one realised the seal was broken.

>>78488948
no it's not

>>78488797
it would be extremely painful

>>78488948
no it's not

>>78488965
Bullshit

>>78488858
no

>>78488875
See >>78486494


>>78488931
Why did you put male in (parentheses)?

Who remembers watching Austin Powers as a young lad ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jZiKFLL6MI

off to the gym lads

want owt?

>>78488962
no, it just looks good

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>>78488945
hmmmmMMMmmmm

>>78488998
>4 on the sides
get a 1 or fade to 0 or fuck off desu

>>78488945
leave our children and women alone

>>78488988
and this is proof of you being a woman how?

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¿Estás mirando a mis pechos señor?

Hey white people
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40978515

>>78488989
horrible reddit tripe

>>78488982
haha fraid so

>>78488994
fit bf pls
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500051383283.webm

>>78488945

https://ieet.org/index.php/IEET2/more/pellissier20120526

You literally live in the most inbred country in the world bar NONE

>>78488988
>Why did you put male in (parentheses)?
because im a male girl

>>78488989
excellent non reddit genius

>>78489022
AAAAAAAAAAJ

we need to cancel the mad insanity of brexit NOW

>>78488989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7O7sBg-iJc
scott scenes were the best

>>78489040
>>78489048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzJ-yZjj6E

currently watching nonce hunter videos

>>78489015

So you want us to take the men, hmm, anon. What a twist of events by your paraparaxis.

>>78489010
>fade
salutations african

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*blocks your path*

>>78489119
The number 1 fade is for white hair .

>>78489160
is that sargon on the right?

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZPoeWIfMKc&list=PLDh5r_W7t1KUJQDhNS9KdPqTP1rgHHZXN

>>78489190
no

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>when you go on efukt and there's new videos

dance on cocaine lsd ecstasy

currently doing a poo

>>78488095
Needs to be BLACKED

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post the cat that best sums up your feelings right now

>>78488291
cech is a braindead cunt

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>>78489267

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>>78489267

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> I would have followed yo ass my brotha, my nigga, my kang

la mujer
haha speak spanish now lads

having a read

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/08/new-urban-crisis-review-richard-florida

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>>78489267

strewth mate gat anuvva shrimp on da
barbie

haha speak aussie now lads

>>78489309
majestic

>>78489298
fun fact:
muie is the slang for blowjob in romanian

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>>78489267

>>78489335
you're a galah

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>>78489267

>>78489114
What a terrible reputation you have in Britain currently.

The media is doing its best to defend you.

Might get a gram of mdma just in case

>>78489309
mad how tiny fluffy kots are related to this majestic creature

>>78489368
I don't think I could stop myself from laughing at whoever came to me with that hat

going to the bathroom to shower
anyone want anything

business idea: a hat with the slogan "please be patient i'm a right cunt"

>>78489348
>screencapped his own post
always ruined this image for me.

>>78489387
Not reddit spacing I deleted something

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>>78489267

*sees you across the street*
*recognises you from /brit/*
*smiles at you and waves*

What would china be like nowadays in the Nationalists had won instead of the communists lads?

>>78489421
I'd like your entire shower routine, presented as a list of actions in chronological order please.

>>78489453
*runs away*

*shuns you*

>>78489441
I just noticed that. Bit tacky.

>>78489459
tu eres un pendejo

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Told the GF to follow Lei Feng's good example a year ago lads, she got a promotion at work and wants a child.

Quite the selfless and productive lifestyle she leads now

>>78489459
They'd be ruling the world.

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Cat

>>78489453
*pretends to not see you*
*picks up the pace*

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Any cocaine man in?

>>78489491
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>>78489267

>>78489521
No it's deano the drug

Md is better and cheaper

>>78489521
i am afraid of 'hard' drugs :-s

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>>78489267

>>78489453
*shouts DOING A POO at you*

>>78489459
backwards
the bourgeois nationalists failed to improve china from 1912-1949

>>78489542
yeah but you don't wanna do md if you're at a bar

>>78489505
who?

can't stand the word lefty and leftist

can't stand the word righty and rightist

>>78489464
Enter bathroom
Lock door
Turn shower on
Go to the toilet
Sit there till the waters heated up
Get in the shower
Wash my body with soap
Wash my face with a gel cleanser
Wash my hair with head and shoulders
Get out the shower
Dry myself with towel
Tie towel round me
Brush teeth and shave
Spray deodorant

>>78489545
Lucozade?

is 14:40pm a bit early for watching Black Mirror?

Raoul Moat desu lads

>>78489619
dude what if facebook was real life lmao

>>78489606
Cheers.

Going to church

>>78489606
>Sit there till the waters heated up

doesn't this take like a second?

>>78489630
>tfw made this and never get the appreciation because people don' even realise HE'S there

>>78489630
COR

>>78489633
why is he such a meme
shit compared to say the dorner chase

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>>78489630
OOOOSSSHHH!

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>>78489662
iktf

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Cat 2

>>78489654
get a life haha

>>78489630
That counters for making sarnies, not for arses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

choon

>>78489710
why not both

DPD are unironically messing me around

>>78489645
dude what if your Xbox was your girlfriend lmao
dude what if your parents were actually robots lmao

>>78489712
phwoarrr

>>78489606
>Gel cleanser
>Head and shoulders
LOL. If you're still washing your hair and body with that shite you're loaded up with toxic chemicals mate. I only use soap, it's benefitted me greatly

>>78489706
qt kitty

>>78489657
boilers are shit

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>>78489630

fucking want to kill for nips lads

>not using pure estrogen and lead extract to wash your hair

My parents are aliens

>>78489736
today i heard two (not really consecutive) post inserts
thought it was just regular post
then i heard something in the garden
hermes drives just opened the garden gate and put the parcel in the recycling box

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how to resize images without losing quality

>>78489775
... daughter selfie ...

>>78489785
used to watch that shite just to see the girl with dreadlocks

>>78489814
don't use jpg

>>78488129
me

i have escaped P*ris!!!!

Zurich is lovely, im so chuffed

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*contemplates life*

>>78489785
cool

>>78489783
yo no soy un mujer pendejo

>>78489814
just lean closer to the monitor

>>78489840
that's a small garden

>>78488152

link to post????

Just shaved my head lads

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photoshop

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New thread lads

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vectorize it

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racist

Going to anger management classes