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caralad

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Universal income NOW

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greasy northerners out

off to the 'burys for an oven pizza

Coventry

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You can have one member of prime Girls Aloud as your gf. Who do you pick lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtLhOz703Zw
learning some things

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This universal income sounds comfy. Also intelligent billionaires like Elon musk back it so why aren't we doing it RIGHT NOW

>>78486597
ginge

>>78486597
don't care
i've transcended the desire for sex

>>78486597
cheryl or kimberley 2bh

business idea: universal income but only if you already have a job

>>78486597
Ginge
seriously underrated

>>78486597
cheryl

imagine her dirty talk while you're licking her arse

>>78486521
is that milton keynes?

why do people find it so hard to fathom that some people would be happy merely being wealthy enough to stop working. as opposed to being like a billionaire?

I think i can tell why?
For tarquin its a twofold insult: firstly it robs him of his grandeur. secondly without the carrot of striking it rich he cannot continue to exploit the working people

For deano: its one thing. denao's entire life revolves around conspicous consumption and keeping up with the jones' thats why he saves up to buy grey goose at a nightclub. someone coming with something so radically opposed to the diea of that, causes him confusion and anger.

I'm not denying that luxuries are nice, I'm denying that they are what I sought after.

I sought only after the wealth that would liberate me from working.

business idea: universal income but force income limits

>>78486521
I'm all for roundabouts, but it looks retarded. It would be a nightmare to maneuver a semi through there.

>>78486563
London is only thin because half its population are recent arrivals from famine-stricken third world nations

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65835488.html
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-48619290.html
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61964216.html

Take some time to look at these properties
People actually live in these

if universal income were a thing the vast majority of people would still work for extra money
it would accomplish nothing

>>78486563
ah so that's what happens when you get your 'tay' from 'chippeh' everyday

>>78486692
see>>78486651

>never been to a party/club/pub
state of some people

REMINDER: In a study people said they needed $10000 as a basic income

In REALITY, they only needed $4400

In CONCLUSION, UBI is a utopian ideal

>>78486597
nadine
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>>78486521
ENGLISH ROUNDABOUT

>>78486563
BMI means nothing. If you lift you're almost guaranteed to be overweight

>>78486521
yank crashed into me on a roundabout before and told me "I wasn't looking"

any memes lads?

>>78486702
went to a party one time

never again

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>BMI means nothing. If you lift you're almost guaranteed to be overweight

business idea: a national maximum wage

>>78486692
I don't think you understand ubi lad read what musk has said about it

>>78486563
baffling that my area is a 65.5% to 69.1% area
it's full of old people
no way they could be overweight

Swindon mentioned

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*walks into the thread*
*stands in the corner*
oh.. don't mind me
*stares at my watch*

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hung over

>>78486652
*manoeuvres a semi into your arse*

>>78486725
Ahahahah found the fatty

Sweetie, having a beer belly is bad even if you have built muscle under it

>>78486739
alwas feel a bit bitter about traps.

they were miserable men but found some way out to the extent that they make money by just wanking on webcam.

im a miserable man and that will never change

>>78486597
baby any day

not a nonce she's just peng simple as

>>78486738
cuckio

>>78486702
Occasionally go to the club for dinner with family. Can't remember the last time I went to a party.

>>78486736
were you looking?

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>>78486800
didnt read the post

Lived in a council house all me life, currently unemployed right now.

If you don't think Universal Basic Income wouldn't help people like me tenfold, you're completely ignorant. It would change communities and really help those in need.

*buys pack of amber leaf*
*buys new spoiler for the fiesta*
*buys 12 pack of stella*

>>78486795
I weigh 83kg at 6ft, JUST inside the "healthy" range and I'm not even that big. It's not a good measure to use on individuals, it was made for population wide stats.

>>78486736
Classic Matthew Broderick. At least you lived eh?

>>78486828
I didn't need to she was in the wrong lane

outside lane going right

>>78486597
sarah or ginge all day

>>78486761
no point in learning about something that will literally never happen

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how do people live with themselves knowing they'll never be succesful by any measure? what do these people tell themselves when they get up in the morning?

you know people who are just destined to live completely plain and average lives. is it just the feare of the abyss?

Trump is fucking finished. What an absolute embarrassment of a "presidency"

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me

>>78486852
post body then

>tfw the last time I had so called "Friends" was fifteen fucking years ago.

>>78486823
>dinner at the club with family
aussies are the weirdest people

>>78486843
The point is in the next 2 decades automation will put many more out of work who will never be able to find work again. The jobs won't exist. Manual labourers are not intellectuals, there will be nothing they can do a machine can't do better. And so, you need ubi. Your mockery of it exposes your ignorance.

>>78486521
Roundabouts are actually springing up all over the place in America. I saw quite a few when I went to California last month

>>78486881
Being plain and average is far better than being a complete failure

Council housing and benefits literally created an entire race of underclass

Why would you introduce UBI?

>>78486843
>amber leaf
helps the economy through tax
>spoiler for the fiesta
helps british automanufacturers
>stella
helps the economy through tax

nowt wrong with UBI lad, only tarquins hate it because it means it makes things a bit nicer for non-tarquins

>>78486865
sounds like it was her fault
res ipsa loquitir

>>78486940
>sounds like it was her fault

It was

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feeling very melancholic these last few weeks
21 seems too early to start feeling down about life but I do and I can't put my finger on why

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feel scared now i have to look for a job
no idea how i'll cope, fuck all jobs here anyway
probably gonna end up homeless and starve to death

>>78486597
The one next to Cheryl. See seems like a cunt of a personality but she is peng as fuck

>>78486925
is being plain and average not being a complete failure?

does a mcdonalds worker really think 'well at least im not that homeless guy'

>>78486930
so everyone is part of the underclass

>>78486930
Automation. Look into it cretin.

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>>78486967
i'm 21 too and i've felt miserable about life and hopeless for about 3-4 years now

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>res ipsa loquitir

>>78486975
Fallacious argument. There's always someone better than you why doesn't everyone just commit suicide en masse.

Universal basic income just centralizes all the power to the government. What a dire proposal

won't post his body will he

>>78486975
'Average' in Britain is an office worker earning £35k, not some minimum wage employee

>>78486868
>sarah harding
Have you seen her lately?

>>78487038
bender

>>78486521
We have actually started adopting these in newer construction, nothing like this level of madness mind you, but once people figure them out...they are pretty efficient.

real stücke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZK2mbcP_o

>>78487047
lmao, 35k is quite a lot above average
we are a country of poorfags

was reading about medieval peasants today.

they used to spend the entire day toiling in fields, doing backbreaking work. then they'd come back to their hovel and take their animals into their hovels so they would sleep with their pigs and cows in the same room as them.

then they'd have to pay rent to the local tarquin and tax to the local church.

>>78487031
yeah good
if we didn't have a government of tarquins i'd happily have a powerful centralised government that takes care of everything and its citizens

>>78487031
How? It frees up people from stress and enables them to pursue their interests in a world where working is not viable or needed for many.

>>78487050
ad hominem

love cycling down the thames at night with my favourite playlist in (not in london)

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>>78487009

>>78487079
cinaede

>>78487047
avg in the UK is 26k
consider that the average age in the uk is 40...

>>78487047
>Average
>35k
spotted the middle class kent white boy

>>78487072
>How?
Because you'll be entirely dependent on the government? Don't be a good goy and you don't get your income

>>78487049
yeh
still peng
love the faded plastic slag look desu

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>river thames
>pronounced river 'tems'

>>78487100
so just be a good goy
it's not hard

>>78487100
you won't be entirely dependent on the gvoernment

you can still come up with some scheme to make income off other people for example.

>>78486970
>not become homeless for 2 weeks so that youll get enough motivation to turn your life around
pssht

senpai used to have an income of about 200k per year

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>>78487117
>three
>pronounced tree

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>pooprock

wagwan?

>>78487117
you foreign?

>>78487064
>>78487096
>>78487097
I stand corrected.

have you considered that it's literally impossible to be racist against white people?

always find it weird when you talk to a tourist or a foreigner and they say they love it here

cant tell if they're just being polite or they actually think it

>>78487134
"if i was in a fight, and i was losing, i'd punch myself in the face to get myself riled up, get angry, and win"

>>78487134
how

>>78487166
no ive lived in london for 10 years, am from yorkshire

don't want to go to the gym
quick someone fat shame me

automation is coming and we need to prepare for it
we also need mass immigration to sustain the economy

>>78487100
It's universal mongo. Everyone gets it. Set it up right and it would work great.

>>78487199
fat cunt

>>78487199
fatty bender twat haha
*jiggles your belly*

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>are you foreign
>no ive lived in london

lmao he cant even go to the gym...

state of the fatty mcpaddy in the room lads

>>78487151
what has feminism done to our countries

>>78487103
Been a yacht decoration for saudis for a few years. They kept her coked up and she's a busted bike now.

>>78487199
Same lad. Tired and cba. Plus I made a spastic out of myself yesterday, nearly got stuck under the bar on bench press.

>>78487199
haha whatever you say tubbs

>>78487243
fuck off fatshaming cunt

Healthy at every side

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Range Rover Vogue, 4.6 - petrol. Sage green with a saddle tan interior

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>>78487219
>>78487220
>>78487243
*eats a big bowl of ice cream to make myself feel better*
check mate

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>fatty mcpaddy
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT???

Nothing wrong with working out in your house, all you need is a couple of weights and you're set. Why bother going to the gym and paying a monthly fee. Could even watch TV while doing it.

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me pissing in your elevator

>>78487276
Ford Probe

mayweather mcgregor? again how many times is that or is it just one fight they've been talking about for months

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>>78487117
Thames was probably once "Em" meaning water, cognate with the Ems (Germany, the Em and the Amstel (in the Netherlands), the village Temse in Belgium

>>78487304
my gym has TVs in all the cardio equipment

>>78486967
>>78487009
Self-hypnosis, NLP, yoga. Works for me.

For self-hypnosis, the Betty Erickson method (Google) is good for a beginner, Silva method (Pirate Bay) is great for a deeper trance.

NLP: The books of Richard Bandler (Get the Life You Want)

Yoga: Just got into it again, doing the Five Tibetans every morning and learning to breathe properly seems to be improving my mood.

>>78487288
mcgregor gonna have his arsehole widend by two inches come the 26th

https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/37920f26c710401d/

rate

>>78487334
King nigger is going to get heemed
screenshot this post

witcher 3 is shit

don't see why it gets so much hype

>>78487232
who is this

off to move the rest of my stuff lads
need to buy a night stand and a white noise machine as well
toodles x

i like the film office space but i don't believe that simply working on a construction site would be the end of my internal woes.

just given rick and morty a go to see what all the fuss is about

never seen a worse show on telly, diabolical from start to finish

rick and morty is the best show on telly right now

>>78487356
that must mean you are not reddit, i'll let you go for now but I am still keeping an eye on you....

Preparing to watch joe rogan ep. 1000

is there anything more utterly rancid than twitter?

corporate accounts using them awful stock gifs of people clapping and laughing to make them seem human

repulsive

hate when people suddenly get right into a sport like boxing or nfl despite not giving a shit the rest of the entire year

just like when I went to fenway and no one was watching the game just stuffing their fat faces and talking about inane shite in their lives and hanging out on the balcony like it's a trendy new bar . bunch of posing bastards

>>78487349
Quite the enjoyable story, everything else feels fairly overrated though.

>>78487304
Bench press squat rack barbells and weights cost quite a lot desu

>>78487339
alri dick

lately ive been ive been losing sleep

>>78487403
well I love it so what now

>>78487339
>0.2% Middle Eastern & North African
alri sheed

>>78487356
On season 3 atm I like the gimmicks they have each episode but yes it is very Reddit and not actually "funny" per say I have maybe laughed twice in 3 seasons

been interefering with koreaboos dreams lately

the spastic runt is afraid of snow, imagine that haha

>>78487304
space is too limited in the UK. otherwise i'd happily fork out 2-ish grand to build a home gym.

*pushes you*

>>78487405
can we have one thread with your stupid fucking politics spam

>>78487405
haha so true xD

>>78486563
is this white population percentage?

5% ashkenazi
reckon i could get into israel lads?

>>78487199
Every aspect in your life will improve if you get off your lazy worthless ass and apply yourself productively

>>78487355
Been a while since I've seen it but isn't hypnosis involved?

>>78487467
but the gym is 10 minutes away whereas choccy biccies and crisps are only 10 seconds away

>>78487437
doesn't matter, you're irrelevant

>>78487199
just go for a walk and don't eat any yank food

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

>>78487288
can't wait until this jumped up mick is sent back to the troubles

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>>78487485

>>78487485
your will is only a fraction of a second away . you know what to do

Chocolate digestives are 80 calories.

This was a life-changing fact for me.

Used to scarf down 10 at a time.

>>78487344
is it true that it's a law in ireland that all males have to be named seamus?

>>78487509
corr fat bastard

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>>78487509

>>78487520
thats not a lot

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is this one of the commieslags

>>78487544
the goal gf

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Ben Shapiro is ESTJ

still watching Rick and Morty, series 1, episode 3

John Oliver and literal cuckoldry in the episode

doing a real big think

just had sausage and bacon rolls

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>>78487520
>10
ooh check out mr glutton over here
you must have ballooned to upwards of 15 stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

>>78487520
never understood why they're called digestives, makes them sound like they're medicinal or something

>>78487566
bit insensitive

>>78487505
have you played rising storm vietnam?

>>78487544
sara post boob job

>>78487583
because you digest them? stupid bruce

i'm not gay

>>78487583
they're very commmon here

of course, we swedes butcher the pronunciation

OwO

How many fatties are itt? Do I post among a load of fatties?

>>78487604
yeah but you digest literally everything you eat

i'm gay

>>78487628
5'10 90kg

>>78487617
I am

lads, any good zombie tv series other than walking dead?

>>78486920
They said that about the industrial revolution tbqf

>>78487560
They make fun of the cuckoldry though you moron

>>78487583
apparently they initially were medicinal

>>78487628
187cm 450lbs

>>78487640
fear the walking dead

>>78487560
leftypol's favourite show

the show's creators are such cuckolds they decided to let some women write some episodes this season because apparently having a writing team without any bints on it is bad

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>going to be on £14,500 a year for 4 years

JUST

really think you lads need to stand up and go have a big drink of water

you can never underestimate how important it is to be hydrated

>>78487157
Live very near there

>>78487650
they really don't, the story is that morty's nan is now fucking a black man and his grandad watches from the wardrobe

>>78487668
where's your industrial placement?

>>78487628
187cm 75kg

>>78487668

Don't worry lad, by the time you have your phd you'll be able to work in a call centre and be on at least £16,000

wew

>>78487668
it's a start

>>78487684
this is white genocide.

>>78487671
love water me
especially some nice mineral water with ice
drinking some rn

>>78487675
doxxed

>>78487628
157cm 92kg

>>78487671
i can, watch this:
you don't need to drink anything at all, water is not necessary for survival

>>78487694
>187cm
i hate australia now

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>>78487546

>>78487684
Yes they do, Jerry thinks it's weird etc it's a fucking comedy mate why are you so upset by a joke.

>>78487668
you can make some more from teaching tho? I was on a phd programme a few years ago and topped that up teaching freshers

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Apparently my mum has breast cancer.

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F

amazing how many wogs are in the man united team at the moment

>>78487640
>good
>the Walking Dead
not sure I understand what you mean

>>78487730
post nudes

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>ossies use cm
had no idea

>>78487675
exeter?

>>78487730
:[

>>78487628
190cm, 190kg

>>78487734
not really that amazing, they bought a lot of them

>>78487693
GSK

>>78487727
yeah I think I get £10 an hour tax free demonstrating in labs plus I get to be around 18 yo grills

>>78487730
me aunt had that
she got better

>>78487730
best she's got big ol' chens

>>78487660
ah, um, ok

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saddest thing about this story is that her name is Jamoneisha

>>78487661
the second episode of s3 is absolute hot bubbling wank and i knew before i even checked that it must've been written by a woman

>>78487628
5'9 78kg

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>>78487753
whats this in real numbers?

>>78487730
Go see her

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>>78487726
>Jerry thinks it's weird

>someone thinking a black man fucking his mum while his dad watches is now 'humour'

>>78487744
She's 68 m8

>>78487752
;_;

>>78487760
Fingers crossed.

>>78487782
is google broken

>>78487694
dont post my actual stats online, thanks x

you must be shameful if youre not a fan of crazy frog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

>>78487668
>making that little for a science phd
unlucky lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqzeizVR7F8

>>78487730
hope you're ari lad

>>78487791
doesn't breast cancer have a high survival rate
she'll be fine

>>78487790
are you gonna cry?

>>78487790
>this is happening and it's weird and funny haha laugh at it
"OMG THEY ARE CONDONING KEKOLDRY"
they are directly laughing at cuckoldry mate

>>78487749
No
West Devon best Devon

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>>78487774
literally on suicide watch

>>78487806
it's just while I'm a student doing the phd, when I finish I can enter the JJB management fast track scheme

>>78487832
in line with common expectations, plymouth is actually not an alright place

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who aussie here

>>78487818
>>78487824
no I just think it's very bizarre

and they aren't laughing at cuckoldry, Jerry is fine with it in the end

>>78487858
ye

>>78487774
black people were a mistake

>>78487790
This is like how SJWs now don't even tolerate racist characters being in a show/book. The fact it even exists makes you cry. There are plenty of legitimate criticisms of Rick and Morty but this isn't one of them.

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>>78486521
I live in Nantes, the agglomeration with the most roundabouts in the world.

>>78486521
fuck traffic circles

>>78487675
P L Y M O U T H
L
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M
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>>78487853
>plymouth is actually not an alright place

I started this gimmick

>>78487876
that's a very nice roundabout

>>78487858
ye

>>78487885
the absolute state of plymouth and claims to the contrary guaranteed this gimmick would exist
it was predestined

>>78487774
that's a big 11 year old

>>78487858
what u want from me

>>78487522
i only know one sheamus
dunno where the memes come from

>>78487862
The joke is that jerry (the foolish character) is the only one to question it as weird, like the audience, while the usually more rational characters don't even notice or care.

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>>78487866
>>78487893
>>78487910
haha alri

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>>78487659
>lbs

>>78487876
*drives straight over it*

>>78487916
how many mbokos do you know?

any polish man in

>>78487927
alri

*drools*

>>78487876
is this google earth or photo?

sitting down to watch a cinemafilm and there are no crab legs in sight, reckon I've been memed

>>78487885
>>78487853
I don't live in a city lads

Is Plymouth a white city?

why do I get the impression it's a pretty grey and dull place even though its on the south coast

>>78487933
0
a lot of the africans name their kids english or irish names so they just have normal names

>>78487952
>a pretty grey and dull place even though its on the south coast
literally anywhere on the south coast

>>78487952
it's a port city so it's grim

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laurens sister lads

>At the time of the 2011 UK census, the ethnic composition of Plymouth's population was 96.2% White (of 92.9% was White British), with the largest minority ethnic group being Chinese at 0.5%.[86] The white Irish ethnic group saw the largest decline in its share of the population since the 2001 Census (-24%), while the Other Asian and Black African had the largest increases (360% and 351% respectively).[86][90] This excludes the two new ethnic groups added to the 2011 census of Gypsy or Irish Traveller and Arab.

it's going to turn to nigger shit isn't it. Why do shitskins have to ruin everything

>>78487926
and then he finally gives up caring in the end

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>plymouth is shit

umm fuck off??

>>78487977
that's a big butt

>>78487977
that's me

>>78487967
so is southampton and it's not grim at all

Nothing wrong with enjoying rick and Morty while acknowledging it's not witty or clever.

>>78487991
uhmm hello x

>>78487977
grim

Woke up 4 hours ago, sat in bed browsin' the net for 3 hours and have sat on my computer for another hour doing the same.

Really thought I'd be doing more in life by the age of 19.

I was in Plymouth last week.

Wasn't that bad

Better than Leicester or some place full of rasheeds

>>78487994
...

>>78488000
whilst

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you arrive in plymouth ca 2017

despise dark folk

>>78486521
I just want to say that I have a verdict after being in England: England is a lot worse than Sweden in regards to muslims.

>>78488000
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens.

where is this "black market" i keep hearing about lads? just can't keep on top of the housework at the moment

>>78487985
Yeah because it's a fucking cartoon and Jerry is stereotypically the bitch/conformist character. It's not trying to send a message, it's as simple as
>Haha isn't this RANDOM xD
Like 99% of the other jokes on the show

>Preston on £22,000/year
>london on £29,000/year

which one lads

>>78488019
it's still early mate go for a run x

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>>78488053
nae bother hen

>>78488053
my mistake, sorry x

>>78488053
BZZZT
alert all tesco employees
we have a code red Bog Breakdown in effect
all employees named Sara to the bogs immediately

>>78488069
preston

>>78488095
>>78488095
>>78488095

new

>>78488059
Lmfao.

>>78488069

>London
>Not over £30k

Not worth it

>>78488069
london

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>>78488053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

>>78488069
>47k AUD in a city that is far more expensive than any Australian city

screaming. Literally poverty tier. Wouldn't even do that in Melbourne where rent is like just above half of what it is in London.