/brit/

caralad

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sophie

potatoes

why do all rasheeds and lefties think in the short term?

boil'em mash'em stick'em in a stew

2D women are NOT important.

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>>78484897
Why does she already look 50?

>>78484897
what a whore

which world war was your favourite?

*preemptively kills myself to avoid facing another day*

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Theology in a nutshell

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>>78484940
rude

Just want a girlfriend in my life.

what annoyed you most about the latest GoT episode?

arrogant whiteboi

>>78484915
>the person who posted the picture was literally making a similar point
he said he hated londoners for being vapid normie cunts lad, you're the one that went all spastic reeeing over what the people in the picture thought about brown people

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the gf

Does Sophie have a ginger bush?

>>78484908
where did this come from? you just started saying it last thread mate

>>78484965
Duality is a nice concept to be fair

>>78484908
>The experiment has its roots in an earlier one performed in Trinidad, where Mischel noticed that the different ethnic groups living on the island had contrasting stereotypes about one another, specifically the other's perceived recklessness, self-control, and ability to have fun.[6] This small (n= 53) study focused on male and female children aged seven to nine (35 Black and 18 East Indian) in a rural Trinidad school. The children were required to indicate a choice between receiving a 1¢ candy immediately, or having a (preferable) 10¢ candy given to them in one week's time. Mischel reported a significant ethnic difference, with Indian children showing far more ability to delay gratification as compared to African students, as well as large age differences, and that "Comparison of the 'high' versus 'low' socioeconomic groups on the experimental choice did not yield a significant difference".[6] Absence of the father was prevalent in the African-descent group (occurring only once in the East Indian group), and this variable showed the strongest link to delay of gratification, with children from intact families showing superior ability to delay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_marshmallow_experiment

"maybe if I rob this white man, I'll be able to buy myself some weed", he contemplated. "maybe if I expropriate this wealthy man's income through the tax system, I'll be better off", he pondered on election day

Instant gratification is a BIG problem with leftie thought.

>>78484984
*puts on a skirt and some slap*
alright luv

We were never asked

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anime

>>78484915
he was just sad about normies having fun
you started reeing
let it go mate

>>78484992
i made a pretty simple generalisation about the mentality of white londoners, dunno why it triggered you so much. probably because you're one of them lol

>>78485000
it was another lad who started spouting it and I thought it was funny so continued aha

>>78485000
'eed

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https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/898657704922578944

>>78485027
>>78484992
>replying twice to make it look like you have consensus and more than one person was triggered by my innocuous comment

you are mentally ill haha

>>78485052
mate...

>>78485033
>see picture of people sitting down drinking
>get angry about what your own mind has conjured up about what the sitting down people are thinking
genuinely mental lad

/brit/'s thoughts and prayers are with the @KissimmeePolice and their loved ones. We are with you!

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>>78485050

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/898660027090608128

What the fuck

>>78485000
see >>78485010

feel sick

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H O L L Y

>>78484999
no, natural blonde
she doesn't freckle

pregaming for the big game

ぼくのちんぽはでかい

biggest willy you've ever seen?

>everyone's conspiring against me
>i see white genocide or people enabling it everywhere i look
>you are mentally ill, not me
haha okay mate
*walks out of the padded room, locking the door behind me*

>>78485067
are shatner

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gf just made fun of me for not knowing how to tie a windsor knot

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>>78485076
A girl loses a freckle every time she takes a black cock

>>78485110
full or half?

>>78485067
lad's been on /tv/
fair play

>>78485131
full

>>78485110
>lying about having a gf
>not knowing how to tie a tie
You brought this one yourself, Jap.

hey lads

unironically slept w a model last weekend

was going to a party tonight but all the housemates are doing something else

should be applying for jobs and doing uni work but I WONT ha ha ha ha

hows things?

>>78485110
Used to tie half windsors but I decided to switch to a Balthus knot a while ago

>>78485061
why?

do you not find it interesting that white londoners rarely mingle with blacks and shitskins yet the consensus is that they are very lucky to live in such a diverse city?

ICE ICE BABY !

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>>78485142
>white people

>>78485151
turtle is a virgin though

>>78485142
every carriage should have a patrolling big dane

>>78485156
it's just a picture of some people sitting down drinking beer lad

https://madeupandprobablydoesnotexist.com/

>>78485164
not a coincidence that dogs hate black people 2bh

>>78485159
Cuck cuck gayby

>>78485151
Why didn't you do the sex ?

>>78485176
an entirely white photo in a city where 45% of the population is non-white

isn't it an interesting observation to make that there are no white people in that photo? not sure why you got so annoyed by my observation

>>78485098
写真うp

>>78485187
projecting your own insecurities onto dogs

>>78485198
dry as shit. not nearly enough sauce in those little tubs

dogs have an evolutionary disposition towards Caucasians and can recognize emotion on Caucasian faces better/generally react to them better

>>78485206
it's just a picture of some people sitting down drinking beer lad

>>78485168
no he isn't he had a gf for a while from memory

does he still post regularly?

>>78485200
I did??????

>>78485198
heartburn af. Hope you have baking soda.

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>evolutionary disposition

Got my silk jammies on x

>>78485227
pics of girl (blank out face or whatevz)

>>78485249

does it feel like your wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

>>78485249
pics

i am now in bed
got to be up early tonight tho as im going out, setting the alarm for 6pm

>>78485249
Hot.

>>78485151
i shagged a model for a few years haha
she got taller than me though

>>78485224
it is. and they are all white (bar one). In a city which is half non-white. So I made the observation. and you didn't like it, because it implied something you are politically opposed to

>>78485256
his gf or model?

dont know his gf and no x

>>78485198
>french fries (chips)
>some sort of Tikka Masala Chicken thing
>three (3) onion rings
>a mound of gyro meat/beef shawarma
>a cup of ketchup
>a cup of tzatziki sauce
>a bag of pitas?
Looks like an American Gyro place to me. Very unhealthy.

>>78485276
*tucks u in*

>>78485285
well fuck off then???

>>78484958
COR

>>78485285
fuckk off then TWAT!!!

Lads. You all need to try goma sauce

>>78485283
it's just a picture of some people sitting down drinking beer lad

>>78485276
>you going out
lol

>>78485276
*kisses your forehead goodnight*

>>78485276
dimatoid behaviour

>>78485283
it's just a picture of some people sitting down drinking beer lad

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>>78485050
>>78485067
is this an elaborate ruse

>>78485287
looks like pakora sauce not ketchup

Why is this place always plagued by tripfags

might play "where's white genocide" like "where's waldo" but you have to find the evidence of white genocide in pictures of everday situations

>>78485306
>>78485303
would rummage you two halfwits in a split second *headsbutts the air* carn then you fucking spanners im fuckin fired up

>>78485322
>pakora sauce
You're right, lad. My bad.

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this is goma sauce and absolutely not sesame

got an awful throat infection and feel like i'm gonna pass out, but have to do this 12 hour shirt otherwise i wont make rent

love capitalism me, love it

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its a bit strange here how people have far more respect for fish than they do dogs.
most dogs are seen as pests or working animals.
meanwhile people absolutely lavish their fish and put as much car into breeding them as Westerners do with dogs, if not more.
they have some really beautiful fish breeds here.

>>78485345
you gay?

>>78485355
get it treated on the NHS

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anzu

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>>78485343
?

press alt + f4

>>78485367
ah yes, get infected with a superbug

hate "medicine" men simple as

>>78485355
yeah lad in communism you get all the sick days you want hahahahahahaha

fucking monkey

>>78485355
>being too thick to save up money

probably spunked it on some drugs or some other runt vice

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>>78485358
Reminds me of these beauties. My grandpa was a biology professor at a Uni and had three of these in a huge fish tank. Very old and very powerful fish.

the nhs has gone to the dogs

>>78485379
would split in half

>>78485343
someone post that picture of that lads school from when he graduated to now

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>Very old and very powerful fish

>>78485428
With an axe or with your todger?

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cant stand those fedoras who keep saying that we created dogs from wolves
fuck no, it is the God, the God created dogs and made them our companions

heathens

Do you think a girl has ever touched herself to the thought of you lads?

>>78485358
interesting observation

>>78485425
had some retard at work yesterday tell me how the NHS keeps "getting slagged off by the daily mail" but it actually a great service because someone with cancer was getting treated, then I told her we have some of the lowest cancer survival rates in europe and she soon shut up.

>>78485311
youve never been out in your life unless you count dinners with your mum and dad at the local chinese restaurant (the middle of the road one not the nicest one in the area the slightly cheaper and more tacky one)
and youre a virgin

>>78485460
possible but unlikely

Haven't been to a doctor in years lads. Last time I went was to get a note to explain to my uni that I got food poisoning on exam day. Didn't even go when I fell off the bike and bruised th' ol' ribs.

>>78485451
What am I supposed to say? They were 300 lbs each and fish are all muscle.

>>78485460
Hell no.

>>78485353
OK thank you.

haha conservatives are sooo stupid i bet they get all their information from places like breitbart and fox news

*turns on CNN*
*checks front page of the guardian*
*laughs at extremely clever john oliver joke*
*reads 20th washington post article that day about trump being a doo doo head*

#TheResistance

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>>78485471
do I look like somebody who doesn't go out

>>78485502
*refreshes twitter feed of JK Rowling, Lily Allen and Patton Oswald*

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>and youre a virgin
was just banter mate

germany looks really nice
shame what happened to it

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>>78485381
the SHART

>>78485481
sounds like you want to marry them lol

just ate about 6 monte carlos lads fuck

unreal but

>>78485526
love this post

Would post my pic in /brit/ but you lads will make me a meme for sure.

>>78485546
Your mum's 300 lbs. and old as dirt, is she single?

>>78485552
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-40724861

Does Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk ignore the role of the Indian army?

>>78485564
what kind of simulation?

>>78485570
you can do better la

>>78484887
think we're the big man do we? the big man alright yeah we'll see about that..

>>78485507
tryign to do slep

>>78485582
what

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>>78485414
how big was the tank?
Arapaima can grow massive, I remember when Monster Fish was on tv they caught one and it was like over 6 feet

in the future I'd like to have a "great lakes" theme aquarium or pond with native species and plants.
like Rainbow Trout, rockbass, bluegill and pumpkinseed
and design it like an "american" koi pond

>>78485585
Right, sorry. I lashed out in anger. Nothing personal, lad. Just impulse.

>>78485552
She's right you know

>>78485552
you do realise she is right, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZSymMlGQ28

https://youtu.be/w-VuZzsZq0c
KSI THE SMELLY WOG ABSOLUTELY FINISHED
HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO A PROSSIE LMAO

ah yes, another nationwide advert featuring a nigger reading a "poem"

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Hmm

>>78485465
Arowana for example are insanely expensive and I've see people who devote entire rooms in their houses to massive tanks for them
there's a load of superstition and feng shui shit related to them too

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>>78485653
i have no quarrels with our healthcare system because i rent out 3 trailers to folks with bad credit whom'st only have bad credit because of medical bills

>>78485659
interesting

asians are a weird bunch

>>78485653
giz a source for that

Imagine being wealthy. You could practically buy any house in the world, there's just too much choice

You'd settle in one £50 million house only to find something comfier on the internet 3 days later

>>78485644
>deano internet drama

will not be adding that to my browsing history

>>78485707
Reckon I'd buy my own island and live a cosy life.

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>>78485707
you ever move houses? it's annoying

want to go fishing but dont want to go out

Non virgins, how long did you last your first time ?

Virgins, how long do you think you will last your first if you ever have sex ?

>>78485697
Bottom left spacker

canadians are yanks but with a weak economy

>>78485692
Every culture should be respected

>>78485759
a good 2 minutes

>>78485759
put my willy in and out a few times then the condom broke and we stopped there
neither of us had any idea what we were doing

>>78485740
me in the left hand

>>78485779
erm... not an argument

>>78485759
I came as soon as he started sucking me desu

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want an underground swimming pool
then I could die happy

>>78485759
i could feel myself about to cum about 3 minutes in, so i stopped and tongued her fanny for a bit, then when i started again i came in about 2 minutes

with blowjobs/handjobs i take ages because of all my deathgrip wanking, it really desensitised me

>>78485782
canadians are proud sino-anglo-hiberno-frenchmen, NOT y*nks

>>78485802
Would build some secret passages and doorways in my house if I ever got that rich

>>78485841
no you wouldn't
shut up

>>78485759
couldnt get hard for longer than 30 seconds or cum

>>78485802
seems like everyone that owns a pool barely goes swimming and just owns it because it's 'what well to do people have'

>>78485857
why wouldn't I? you couldn't stop me

already pretty much accepted i won't ever have sex

got some demons in my closet

>>78485859
you gay?

but then again,
what are yanks?

i am anglo-irish

>>78485868
you don't know how to build anything twat

>>78485608
>>78485633
doubt she's right about much of anything considering she doesn't know the difference between dunkirk and d-day

>walk along any semi-wealthy street in London
>about half the residents are building their own basements with a pool & cinema

Insane. Half of this city is covered in scaffolding

>>78484897
she looks extremely stereotypical british
post more cara

>>78485876
No, that was the problem. Reckon I should try it with a girl and not a bloke next time desu.

>>78485802
Imagine how easy it would be to get laid being that rich. Don't think I'd care girls were hanging around for money, just keep em around a few weeks then ditch them

business idea: fuck drumpf

>>78485888
>about half the residents are building their own basements with a pool & cinema

why? and source?

>>78485896
shes a Gael not some anglo mutt

>>78485886
d stands for dunkirk you mong

need to shag stacey dooley lads

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>>78484887

That's monoculture for you.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63420461.html

Just imagine owning this. Imagine being some ultra rich cunt with a 10/10 wife and several luxury cars

Imagine just walking around the huge expanse of your home, running your hands along the premium materials and lavishing in how successful you are

>>78485930
>Turner
mmhm yes surely

I'd probably buy somewhere in a nice hot country with ample land and access to the sea. Like a palatial estate of sorts.

I'd engage in lots of autistic pursuits like hydroponic agriculture, growing mushrooms of varying types, learning how to become a gr8 chef with lots of interesting cooking, raising lots of different types of fowl (guinea fowl, peafowl, turkeys, various species of pheasants), i'd do some sort of fish farming.

besides that i'd just lift, swim and read books all day.

don't see the need in engaging in any particular luxuries or anything of that manner.

>>78485961
no its british soldiers taking food from irish peasants at gunpoint and calling it a famime

>dairy milk caramel donuts
>malteaser cookies
>tesco fruit pastilles
>tesco onion rings

rate the cheat day lads

I feel that I'll probably lose mine when I am really old into my 60's. I'll probably die doing it also.

>>78485952
don't think so sweaty

>>78485980
>cheat day

you'll be burning that off for a week tubby

>>78485963
>go on tinder date
>wanna come back to mine?
>roll up to this

can't even imagine how this must feel

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>>78485692
idk I find it nice
I don't like how some people treat the dogs, but its hard to deny that street dogs are pests.
and fish are pretty aesthetic, especially these really ornamental ones when combined with great aquascaping

>>78485999
*fasts tomorrow*

heh, nuthin personnel kiddo

>>78485980
greedy pig
hate gym culture

>>78486032
already had an entire roll of jaffa cakes xxx

>>78485759
I didn't even cum my first time
she came first then I got paranoid and tried to cum asap so she wouldn't think I was gay or something then ended up throwing up off the side of the bed

imagine being so deluded that you don't agree with me

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>if you have to ask how much it costs you can't afford it

>>78486035
you have to go to the gym to earn a cheat day

Just the other day I had the thought that Ancestry DNA/23 and Me/other DNA service should offer their services directly to white supremisists/nazis to show them their heritage for this exact reason. It's pretty safe to say that no one's 100% anything. Especially Americans I would think because of all the intermixing of natives and different immigrants during colonial times.

Sometimes I wish that these services weren't so expensive and were more accesible to everyone. Maybe it's naive but I like to think that showing mass amounts of people how mixed we truly are would help curb hate based on race.

>imagining being rich

ah yes the deano hobby.

the only thing i envy about the rich is that they have freetime. besides that they can keep all their poncey luxuries.

I'd be perfectly happy on the living standards of someone who earns 35-40k a year - if i didn't have to work and my property were already sorted.

>>78486059
those services are bullshit anyway
I wouldnt believe the results they give anyway

>>78485963
>no price
>living in london with that much money

>>78486062
i too dislike grapes

>>78485759
couldn't get hard
next few times I went on for quite a while

You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.

>>78486059
Please kill yourself

>>78486017
>>78485659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTtQCrUdrUU

>>78486090
It's not fox and grapes though, because i have never lusted after the grapes in the first instance.

its more akin to socrates walking around the market looking at all the stuff he doesn't need.

>>78486041
I pretended I came after god knows how long.
I was so happy I found the fucking hole was like thank Christ thats done.

>>78486085
You have anglo blood

hate being home

>>78486090
shut up retard hes right
only reason i'd like to be rich is so i wouldn't have to work. material goods just dont interest me for the most part

>>78486125
emperor's new clothes post

>>78486137
Home is comfy though.

>>78486135
Isn't British and Irish descent grouped together in those anyway because it's so similar?

godspeed you black emperor

>>78486135
i have an english grandparent so yes

Is there anything more cringe than these teenagers who claim being wealthy is shit

Isn't it crazy that without the commnist party, there'd be no new china?

Isn't that just insane?

>>78486176
it's the new age spiritualist rorkes actually

argued with the gf about the status of taiwan again lads :/

>>78486167
other DNA tests can show the difference between irish and english dna because of the Anglo and saxon dna. 23andme is just a meme to make yanks happy about their heritage

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all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

>>78486176
its not shit. i just don't mind not being super wealthy.

i think fawning after the lifestyles of the wealthy is abhorrent though.
>>78486150
why?

after i got sacked yesterday i went and ate a 15 inch pizza, chicken and ice cream and got really really high

not fat or anything just felt the need to indulge

>>78486191
taiwan? what's that

>yes yes i would hate to have a mansion, swimming pool, any luxury i could dream of.. yes, as long as i didnt have to work!

hmm.. .

>>78486145
Yeah this is the main thing. Enough wealth to pursue normal activities and not have to work, or have money troubles. I honestly can't think of that many things that would dramatically improve your life that are incredibly expensive.

>>78486207
rouge breakaway province of the People's Republic of China
They think that they're an independent country

>>78486200
>puts my dick up your arse
alri, love?

pure μουσιkή

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLXBz99reE

>>78486211
the leftypol brain is ridden with disease and rotting at an exponential rate

>>78486227
Should've followed Lei Feng, that's what I always say

>>78486211
yeah that's my point.
i don't need a mansion, i'm perfectly content with a normal house, maybe with a bit of a big kitchen.

a swimming pool would be nice, but i can really go without one, or just go to a public pool. if i don't have to work i can just go when its not busy.

>any luxury
most luxuries are hyped up beyond their worth. I can really survive without having original pieces of art hanging around me or without drinking le fancy wine.
>>78486214
>>78486145
these guys get it.

>>78486176
The way it goes is this:super wealthy>wealthy enough to stop work>>>>>>>>average>>>>poor
The difference between super wealthy and wealthy enough isn't that great in terms of your happiness. That's why people's happiness stops increasing once they're earning like 150k a year

made 1000 quid overnight on BCC lads

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mornin

>>78486176
the 18 year olds who bemoan the housing market

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>move into rural area in narrow river valley between two mountains
>have no cell reception
>buy a signal booster
>it magically uses GPS and the internet to give us cell reception
>have 5 bars all over the house and yard
>tfw the neighbors can't use their cell phone but we can

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did a lot of cocaine last night

not sure how my life got to this point

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Looking at a huge £30m countryside property. It has a fucking huge amount of land with just this brick wall going around it

Literally anyone could live in your garden for years without you ever finding out. How would you even stop that?

>>78486267
>bbc

haha big chocolate cocks?
owned

can't imagine being autistic enough to argue with someone you like about politics

Leftypol reporting in *really camp secret handshake*

>tfw your parents bought a failure into the world.

Seriously fuck trust fund kiddies who go into a meme job. Cannot think of a better life

>>78486267
whats bcc

>>78486293
big caucasian cocks

>>78486304
Isn't just being an incredibly rich neet the best life?

>>78486302
haha im not your brother silly x

post your playstation id's lads

any thai man in?

yanks can't use roundabouts haha

>>78486292
they're relying on the fact nobody wants to live under a tree in the middle of nobody next to the A4

>>78486334
fuck roundabouts
literally every intersection here may as well be one

>>78486327
CYKA_BLYAD

>>78486309
bumming chinese cats

>>78486263
it's like 80k it stops increasing

>>78486352
yeah but you can sneak around and vandalise/steal at your will

>ID ONT WANT LOADS OF MOOOONEY IM 'APPY WIV MY COUNCIL 'OUCE AS LONG AS ME BILLS BE PAID!

the salt in this thread

>>78486322
Nah meme jobs where you just do what you enjoy and don't worry about making money is cool. I'm talking "self employed" type shit. You get the benefits of a job (motivation, fulfilment) but can drop it anytime

>>78486353
>may as well
dunno what you mean
they're good

there's 3 roundabouts in my city
that's more than your average british city
once again yanks are best at everything

would be exponentially happier the wealthier i get
don't care what statistics say

any comfy man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4cFS_Yircg

i don't care about being rich therefore nobody else should either also all rich people should give me some of their money so i can live more comfortably

>>78486353
good for traffic flow or somefing

So if jobs are the bane of existence then when universal income is introduced will everyone be super happy?

>>78486388
i think being an incredibly rich neet would be grand you'd just make whatever autistic project you like.

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>possessions = happiness

>>78486427
yeah

Just another typical weekend coming up

>wake up and clean room and go to gym (weak due to coffee ruining sleep) and eat
>drink coffee at my favourite train station while browsing 4chan and feeling sad about life
>go to a museum and feel like a fraud at how I'm going for the pseudointellectual cred
>feel awful after seeing 50 attractive women who consider me a disgusting beta while they have 5000 tinder matches with Chads
>go to my second favourite station to drink coffee, repeat
>go home and waste all my time on the internet or read some books I only read for the pseud cred
>go to sleep
>sunday passes with even less happening but with museums closed so I feel locked out the social sphere and have a vague sense that I should have woken up early on Saturday to make the most of it
>coffee ruined sleep too much to make the gym worthwhile but I'll give it up after Monday...
>would feel sad about going to work on Monday but I barely work

Background:
>aged 26
>no friends or social life since 18
>no female attention ever
>went through university with zero social experiences
>became the loner nobody talks to within two days of my current job
>never been to pub, club, or party
>missed out on all the 16 - 22 formative social experiences that people look back on fondly (teen crushes, school prom, school dances, university fresher's week, any sort of relationships at all)
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly

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>>78486427

>>78486392
there's 100s in my city

>>78486440
do people actually disagree with this?

>>78486427
the last man will be ecstatic

>>78486444
not a word

if you want to be happy then stay productive

>>78486427
i will be.

>>78486444
>gym
reee fuck off normie

If you have a ton of money and you're still so much of a runt that you can't find yourself happiness you deserve to be unhappy tbqh

>>78486444
Just go get a pint you arsehole

>>78486434
pinterest is great tho

>>78486444
nary a pixel

GIMME LOADSA MONEY

>>78486491
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>>78486491
>>78486491
new one lads

>>78486382
the countryside is more wholesome than that

Did people actually read that bollocks?

don't get how people can leave rubbish in their cars
runts the lot of 'em

>>78486521
>>78486521
>>78486521

>>78486522
If you're going to do this gimick atleast do it in a sly way and make 2/4 cross links to a random thread and 3/4 of the links to the next /brit/.

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