/brit/

dangerous and downright stupid

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didn't know we invented freddos
what would brits do without us

>>78483391
well outside our price range now haha x

>the negro can live side by side with the white man, said the increasingly nervous marxcel

dont like it when Tim posts highly problematic pictures

>>78483391
10 pence you cunt

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>The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is po-

Might get a tesco meal deal delivery

think I prefer /brit/ when we actually reach bump limit without the deluge of early mongs

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Dara

>>78483419
dangerous and down right stupid

mcdonalds and red rooster deliver
when will kfc get with the times

Posting from my mum's phone

>marxcel
what the fuck is this?

>>78483435
send her nudes

>>78483435
got any games?

>>78483259
she's from spain but quite swarthy as one would expect from that region, really fit though

>>78483445
umm no sweaty

>>78483391
>Walking through the aisles of your local halal supermarket with your son in 2035 - londonistan
>walk in to the sweet aisle
>see a freddo
>"oh I remember when I used to be able to afford these son"
>After years of post-brexit inflation, they're now £50 per bar
>space raiders are £30 per pack too

this is the future we're headed towards

>>78483463
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78483457
pics of her feet then?

>>78483435
dangerous and downright stupid

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Mjght go see Dunkirk today. Going alone

Shall I go to the BFI IMAX or to a small cinema like Curzon Victoria?
Get all pissed off when my cinema experience is interrupted by noisy people which is why I'm leaning on the side of Curzon.

someone call me dangerous and down right stupid

>>78483475
watch it in IMAX if it's available, was filmed in imax xxx

>>78483481
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78483475
dangerous and down right stupid

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>going to the cinema alone

>>78483454
so shag her mate

>>78483446
no

>>78483475
just don't do 3d
it's shit for everything

>>78483481
safe and up left intelligent

>>78483475
how fucking pathetic

>>78483442
virgins have little subgroups for each other now
they also assume everyone else is a virgin
comedy really

>>78483513
wahey!

>going to the cinema to watch a film and not finger a bird
im just assuming this is what a normie would say if they were here

>>78483494
Been loads of times

Other guys in there on their own too. One time I sat down with my cap and white t shirt and blue jeans and brown boots on with a beer and a guy 20 years my senior did the same thing with a similar cap and same clothes and a rucksack and the same beer.

I guess it's the cinema virgin look

>>78483537
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78483513
this is not (isn't) funny

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A nice bubg

eyes have been bleeding quite a lot over the last week or so
when should i go docs?

is there a bigger mong detector than the "people" who take IQ tests and actually take the results seriously?

>>78483561
dangerous and down right stupid

ah, another aussie hour, i forgot

>>78483541
Stop posting this shit gimmick

>>78483537
it was you 20 years from the future
should have seen the sign, anon

>>78483513
>up left
>not saying straight up

>>78483563
alri brainlet

got rated higher than stephen hawking at bestiqtestonline.com last week

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>>78483442
most commies and other left wing subgroups tend to have a disproportionate number of virgins attached to them

>>78483566
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78483565
better than daehan mingook hour though.

>>78483560
do you get lots of roaches and other critters over there (even if your house/apartment is clean)??

>>78483587
>daehan mingook hour
>>>/x/

>>78483595
It's a hot climate so yes

>>78483463
>we're going to have uncontrollable inflation post-brexit

*cums in a vagina not on birth control*

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>>78483574
ah yes I'm sure the alt right is positively awash with modern day casanovas

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>>78483574
>2nd from left
>3rd from right

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>most commies and other left wing subgroups tend to have a disproportionate number of virgins attached to them

>>78483574
that woman third from right. what is wrong with her head. why has it shrunk

>>78483595
>dangerous and down right stupid
Of course he does it's Veitnam. It's in the tropics ffs

>>78483619
dangerous and down right stupid

having some clean water

>>78483563
had mine done professionally
he said i got a 138 but deducted 10 points for paying someone to take an IQ test

>>78483574
haha

>>78483621
>>78483627
fuck off leftypol

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4t88BqSXn
I title this:
what Americans think about injuns

>>78483574
>leftwing lots of women
>rightwing lots of old ladies and a cockfest under 50

>>78483621
me in the sun hat

Business Idea: Make a city in Northern England like Blackpool an independent country and make it have a free trade deal with the rest of the country, then have Blackpool join the EU meaning the UK has a free trade deal with the EU

>>78483639
you're on the wrong side of history mate, simple as x

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>>78483621
>>78483627
>leftycels feel immediately threatened and resorts to whataboutisms

fucking hilarious. can smell your insecurity from here

Going to do my first poo of the weekend. I'm hungover so I predict something bordering on a type 5.

Get the feeling all these posters are arrogant students

repeating any unfunny post on /brit/ is dangerous and down right stupid

Probably gonna die within the next few months

>normies are left wing
>normies have loads of sex
>left wing people are virgins
hmmm

>>78483651
ah yes, the famed northern intellect for all to see

>>78483664
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78483391
you invented pouring chocolate into a frog shaped mould? the height of Aussie invention

>>78483660
went to the university of life myself

>>78483651
they're doing that with northern ireland.

northern ireland is going to be the singapore of the west, because it will be a grey area with free trade access to ireland (and hence the EU) and free trade access to the rest of the UK + whoever we strike trade deals with.

Probably gonna die within the next few century

What good torrent clients are there?

uTorrent stopped working. Tried qbit and deluge and they're both awful

>>78483679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_inventions

the modern world owes everything it has to australian ingenuity

>>78483672
caring about politics is a virgin indicator regardless of which side

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>>78483627
>>78483621
>>78483574
>>78483656
The absolute STATE of partisan politics
Polite reminder that Centrists are all handsome buggers

>>78483656
>spending so long on the subreddit "incels" you start assuming that's normal language
>the pot calling the fridge black

>>78483694
this.
normies only advertise political opinions for social capital, they don't actually give a shit or eloborate in too much depth.

>>78483696
radcel detected

>>78483693
>notebook
wut

>>78483683
>it will be some kind of free trade utopia
haha yeah it will just go back to roi

>>78483707
>normies only advertise political opinions for social capital
lol and the subbyposting begins. welcome newfriend.

>>78483651
Blackpool is probably worse than most of the eastern european countries overall, meaning they have no chance of joining in a reasonable amount of time

from my experience, all centrists were homosexual

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>>78483707
>social capital
>on an anonymous imageboard

hmm yes please do tell me more

*walks away and stares at you from a distance*

>>78483722
Who's Roi?

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lads....

>>78483710
think you'll find I'm not a virgin xx

>>78483722
ROI are pushing for it to be a free trade utopia, with some hints of pseudo joining ROI.

the unionists are obviously too thick to actually see through the sectarian politics of it, and see how rich they stand to become (whilst still technically having thurrr fleg)

pretty annoyed actually. reckon england should declare independence of all these places.

>>78483743
>plastic plates

the eternal yank

Rape is an inherently socialist act. You are expropriating a piece of private property and advocating its ownership by the public

>>78483741
your nan's new boyfriend

>>78483743
loathe tomato on burgers desu

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>>78483743
having a think at this coincidence

>>78483688
transmission

>>78483740
>>78483728
i mean on social media. normies will react to political events in a way that is calculated to be aggreable to their friends or potential friends

they don't actually care about the issues or anything.

>>78483743
didnt you have fish fingers 2 days ago

dire

>>78483759
>what is self ownership
brainlet

>>78483782
>they don't actually care about the issues or anything.

projection

>>78483757
Cheap and disposable for those fun days out

Business Idea: Carve out the core of the Earth and build a Radcen Utopia there

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*falls in*
*dies from electrocution*
*gets run over*

>>78483793
>self ownership

something incompatible with rape, which is why it's socialist

>>78483664
whys that dude

>>78483755
the South East needs to declare independence from the rest of the country and leave all the country sub-humans to rot without the bennies we provide them

>>78483804
can you actually get electrocuted on the track

>>78483797
fuck off virgin.

>>78483839
2 1

>>78483845

wouldnt shag either of these ugly thots

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Remember to follow Lei Feng's good example and lead a selfless and productive life lads, be loyal to the party and the revolution

>>78483782
there is no they lad, when you stopping thinking that way you will know you are starting to catch up with the people you call normies.

>>78483815
what are you on about lad
don't think you really understand what socialism is haha

>>78483845
>weird birth mark on her foot

dropped

>>78483693
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_snake

>>78483854
>thots

FOY

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>>78483839
the underground does have a third rail but its on the other side of the tracks. but if you do touch it you die

most tracks in the UK are not electrified or have overhead lines

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>>78483804
*falls in front of it as it leaves station*
*takes two hours to get to you*
*you end up derailing it because it's so light*
*you're not harmed at all*
*go home*
*drink a glass of water*
*die after you shit yourself*

>>78483845
2 1

>>78483861
A vagina is quite literally a piece of production you fucking mong, it's private property in every sense, not personal property

twat

>>78483804
should have an announcer to remind everyone to mind the gap

>>78483845
are these girls like the best the uk has to offer? why are british girls so ugly? i live in an area with loads of those lucky enough to escape your island and they're second best to like, most countries

>>78483868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_from_shoes

>>78483595
yes and there is no real way to avoid them
you can just keep them to a minimum by cleaning everything and turning the AC on

I still see a roach every now and then, they come in from outside when the doors/windows are open, same with spiders and geckos
ants are more annoying because they are impossible to keep out completely
my house is fairly clean so bugs aren't a major issue usually.

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*lives up north*
*can actually buy a house*

>b-but m-muh londoAHHHHH THE ACID IT BURNS!!!

>>78483896
>women are just objects of baby production
wouldn't expect to hear this from an anti-socialist, you guys are so intelligent haha

>>78483878
actually hun, the Underground uses a 4th rail system xxx
The Overground and DLR use 3rd rail though

>>78483868
Notable examples

January 20, 2013: It is believed that the longest ever beer snake, aka beer anaconda, was created during a two-hour rain delay at an Australia versus Sri Lanka one-day cricket match in Sydney, Australia. The snake was reported to have spanned the width of the SCG's Victor Trumper Stand.[4] Although the beer snake was not accurately measured, it is believed to have been between 100 and 175 metres long, beating the previous record held at the WACA Ground, Perth, Australia in 2007.[5][6]
nothing short of an absolute triumph

Do you reckon it'll emerge Bruce Forsyth was a nonce too?

>>78483947
any dead british celebrity is guaranteed to be a nonce

>>78483924
>live up north
>have literally nothing to do
>surrounded by northerners

never have I ever said I love you too

3 hours until wroetoshaw's diss track lads

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hmm just realised the pits are deep so you dont get chopped up

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>>78483930
i'm a socialist too comrade, viva le revolution!

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>Northern houses
grim

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>be 25
>didn't go to uni
>start online business last year, now making £30k/year after tax working from home
>sold 9 bitcon for £9,000 earlier in the year(now worth £27,000)
>still have 6.6
>Net worth : £31k
>will be buying a 2 bed terraced house next year

rate my life so far lads, made some major mistakes but I think I'm doing pretty well so far

>>78483947
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't

>>78483981
It's actually to channel rainwater away, but that's a secondary benefit

>>78483991
wats the business

>>78483960
don't get fresh with me ya dumb fuckin yank

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egg

>>78483981
take it your're a northerner then?
one of the first things you learn in school is that if you're in a tube station and there is a mugger, acidman, knifer, ect, you get in the pit because a train will roll over you almost immediately and it will hide you from the attacker

>>78484014
dont think I asked for you're opinion swetie !!!!!

>>78484015
renting my arse out for bummings

>>78483984
i'm not a socialist
neither are you, i just know what i'm talking about haha

>>78483991
>selling bitcoin

idiot

kys

>>78484019
now that's scran!

dont know how people stand at the platform edge
biggest fear is being pushed in at rush hour

>>78484015
SEO/affiliate marketing, I rank websites on google for certain keywords then use them to sell stuff

Not 100% stable, but I only go for low competition stuff.

Might do a cheeky go to uni to study STEM as a backup career, then never "earn" above £21,000 so I never pay anything back haha xx

>McDonald's workers want £10 per hour

creasing

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anxiety levels go out the roof whenever I use the tube, used it once during peak hours and I had a meltdown

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>>78484053
do you not think I regret it

>>78484086
fucking attention seeker act normal

>>78484019
bit posh with the green bits

>>78484086
peak times

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>>78484014
>It's actually to channel rainwater away
is infrastructure in the south that bad that the tunnels are leaky?
dire

>>78484086
last time i used the tube during a rush hour a girl in leggings was pressed right up against me. wanked to it many times.

Absolutely love it. Definitely getting the mj vibes
https://youtu.be/-FyjEnoIgTM

>>78484075
Lidl workers get £9.40 iirc.

hence why they only ever have 1 or 2 checkouts open and you queue for like half an hour.

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ah yes, the self-styled future king

>>78484091
just chives lad, they grow really easily and taste good on eggs

>>78483868
>As a result of several minor injuries that occurred when a beer snake collapsed during a regular season Canadian Football League game, the Winnipeg Football Club banned the creation of beer snakes during Winnipeg Blue Bombers football games.[3]

>candians

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>>78484102
>sitting on the bus to school
>my legs are slightly open
>bus is packed full
>girl is inbetween my legs and pushing into me

>>78484113
they got rid of the self service checkouts at my lidl and can't be arsed to go there anymore

>>78484115
Charles would never do this, bloody Diana genes

>>78484115
Wow daisy doesn't look too flattering here

>>78484115
I don't get why this sort of thing works.

That is, why is it that people think positively about the monarchy because they appeared alongside the cast of star wars? Or why do people think its an honour to be visited by the queen after they've just been blown to bits by the nails in a suicide bomber's vest? Why are people so attentive to the clothes kate middleton wears?

I don't really understand it.

>>78483991
don't get a bank loan for anything
all good

>>78484135
'nce

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*enters brit*
wahey ... alri lads

FAAAAKIN ELLLLLLLL LADS AM FUCKED AN AM SHAT RIPIN A PISSSS

>>78484156
I was in school at this time too. She was probably older than me

>>78484143
I love lidl. my 'local' one is just a bit far away though.

£10/hour

40 hour week = £400/week

=£1600/month

=£19200/year

https://www.rcn.org.uk/employment-and-pay/nhs-pay-scales-2017-18

compare this to NHS pay scale

burger flippers think they are worth more money than someone who does a useful job like a hospital porter

and jeremy corbyn supports this lol

what a fucking joke LEARN TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN FLIP BURGERS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

>>78484169
turbo 'nce

>>78484150
alot of people don't really care about anything for whatever reason and it's something to care about, same as football teams, reality TV and the like

my 2c

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>stabbings and acid attacks are so common in London they have lessons in school on how to avoid it

>>78484178
thanks for spacing this out so it's really big
i can't read and this really helps

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NEED a one party system where the party works hard for the people

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>br*Tish engineering

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the gf

>>78484178
reddit
spacing

>>78484144
Charles refused a cameo on Dr Who years ago

>>78484178
not a socialist or supportive of this, but its funny when tarquin's evoke the NHS in an argument as though they aren't the one's who support it being starved of funding, so that their private health-care compnay stocks increase in value (Quite interesting to read about the links between private healthcare companeis and the MPs and members House of Lords).

>>78484178
It's because they're all arrogant students that work there

>>78484178
you sound a bit annoyed mate :)

>>78484215
was he having a cup of milk?

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>reddit spacing

>>78484215
that's an east asian socket i think x

heading over Hadrian's Wall and into Pictland
you lads need anything?

>parents tell me to start looking for a GF

I don't WANT any old GF, I WANT my oneitis REEEEE

>>78484178
pay hospital porters more then

>>78484242
looks like a mug to me mate

>>78484242
you'll be having a face full of fist in a minute

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>>78484223
Why does reddit always come on here and try to call other people reddit? Very odd.

>>78484260
go get er then champ

>>78484257
one of this lad
>>78484219
cheers

>>78484276
you look like a mug to me mate

>>78484234
i worked in the nhs you stupid tool

>if you disagree with inflated pay for burger flippers u must be a posh boy XDDD

were you kicked in the head by a horse or are you just fucking stupid? why the fuck should someone who flips burgers for a living make £10/hour? i made £15k a year when i worked in the nhs in a clerical pencil pushing job, why is a fucking burger flipper worth more than people who do something useful?

lads is it better to read plato's original words from translation (which i usually end up getting confused about)

or is it better to read academic commentaries and summaries of plato (which i find very clear)

*rolls out the latest /brit/ update (v.3.8)*

always regret having a morning wank

>>78484294
literally said 'don't agree with this' as in don't agree with paying burgerboys more.

the rest of your post is therefore irrelevant.

Tarquins use the NHS because they know people care about it, even though they are the ones who pray for its dismantlement.
simple as.

crazy to think that singers sometimes forget the lyrics to their songs, something they've sung thousands of times, and they just forget it on the spot

Why the FUCK are our brains so stupid sometimes

>>78484279
howdy reddit yank!

>>78484309
wish you'd saved if for your bf?

>>78484294
because they organised and demanded a higher price
not their fault you were too lazy to ask for what you need

>>78484146
she literally looks like phil jones mate

utter mong genes

>>78484293
delete your post now or i'll delete your life

do northerners ever see foreign number plates
like who would ever even go there lmao

>>78484320
yeh

>>78484296
learn ancient Greek

>>78484335
too much effort given that i don't want to necessarily specialise in the classics just have some knowledge of them.

should see the state of people at my local maccies

runts the lot of them, don't deserve £5 an hour

glad I dont live in the rat infested paki slums known as the "south"

would be absolute dire straits if I did haha

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>Go to party
>see girl I'm in love with there
>"hi anon! This is my boyfriend James"

H-haha didn't care anyway

is it gay to shake another man's hand lads?

>>78484178
Porters are free to strike as well.

love living in objectively the best part of the country (the south west)

>>78484348
>going to maccies
the state of you

maccies is an honourable job 2bh. nothing wrong with working at maccies as a teen. eating there though?

>>78484327
you say this like it's a bad thing

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Hit 315 lbs. (142 kg) on bench today. Feeling exceptionally strong.

>>78484350
pakistanis are a northern concept

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The Powerpuff Girls Movie is pretty good lads

>>78484370
well done m8

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>maccies is an honourable job 2bh. nothing wrong with working at maccies as a teen

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>englel
>sheep fuckers
>the irish

HOWLING

>>78484378
nonce

>>78484344
only course is befriending an ancient greek speaker who will explain to you the basic tenets accurately

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might cop

>>78484296
Lads I have a question I know the answer to already

love bums simple as http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1502988682005.webm

>>78484386
what is wrong with it?
i knew a guy who worked at maccies, got some sort of scholarship from them to go to uni and then went on to do 2 master's degrees (one in STEM one in econ) from oxford.

>everyone gets paid shit so the people who decide to do something about it don't deserve it
very good
thank you Mr Nose

>>78484413
someone may be able to convince me that it is actually better to read from the original because perhaps the commentaries or summaries do not give them justice.

>>78484415
you're gay

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>i knew a guy who worked at maccies, got some sort of scholarship from them to go to uni and then went on to do 2 master's degrees (one in STEM one in econ) from oxford.

>>78484426
come timo

>>78484370
post chest

>>78484426
go to bed

>>78484426
>when the gf scratches your back in that one place you cannot reach

>>78484446
I wish i were joking but i'm not.

he wasn't from the UK mind.

>tfw even my most intelligent STEM friends are only earning like £30,000

Disregarding the fact that they live in london so save nothing, someone who earns £17,000 but pays no tax will earn a similar amount, fucking KEK

>>78484483
and what about long term rasheed?

why are left wingers always such short term, impulsive cretins?

>>78484483
>earns 17000
>pays no tax
?

>>78484496
what are you on about lad

>>78484526
rasheed

>>78484483
yeah bit peeved about this.
i'm earning about 30k in london (with a masters degree in a quantitative subjecT)
and i did the maths and if i were earning near minimum wage whilst sponging off the 'rents back home i'd actually have more money (and probably a higher standard of living food, fun and comfort wise)

that said allegedly being in this position now for the next 4-5 years will grant me access to higher wages and also the opportunity to move away. whereas earning little money back home and living with mum and dad is far more limiting in the big picture.

>>78484532
demented rorke

Just got my burger scholarship through from maccies, for my loyal service over the past 2 summers they're funding my PhD in chemical engineering

i'm by far the most intelligent person in this thread

you are all karl pilkingtons to my nikola tesla

>>78484496
>duh long term maybe mr goldberg will be nice enough to give you a raise to £40k and give you double the responsibility when you're 45 years old

>>78484500
literally not hard to evade tax tbqh lad

>>78484552
and what about long term rasheed?

why are left wingers always such short term, impulsive cretins?

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>>78484552

>it's the alec baldwin episode of the simpsons

fucking hate that one. was definitely the final nail in the coffin for the show

>>78484574
and what about long term rasheed?

why are left wingers always such short term, impulsive cretins?

>>78484551
there is nothing unintelligent or shameful about working at mcdonalds when you're above the age of 16, if you're still studying too.

toil away for chimps change in a concrete shithole and if you survive for 50 years you get to live in the country without the stress of big city life

>>78484590
and what about long term rasheed?

why are left wingers always such short term, impulsive cretins?

had a low quality shit

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>>78484294
>Why should other people get more than me >:(

child

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>>78484552
I know it's a cliche to say this, but the most intelligent person in the room typically doesn't have to flaunt it. They're either secure in that knowledge or paranoid they might not know enough/as much as other people. For this reason, the leading experts in their field are constantly trailblazing new paths to knowledge, learning and researching.

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>>78484526
>>78484566
>>78484587
are you ok lad

got a cheeky grindr meet after lunch lads

holding back on wanking because meeting the gf later.

really wanna do a wank though :(

>>78484629
you gay?

London is for visiting briefly.
Theres a reason everyone looks fucked off on the tube. They're stuck there.

>>78484629
>cheeky
So... you're a bottom?

>>78484629
lets hope the food you've eaten at lunch hasn't yet reached your rectum x

in case fecal matter ends up going into the poor sod's japseye, giving him intense burning in the bladder and whenever he pees x

>>78484635
nah just like a bumming every now and then

>>78484621
>race mixing makes us stron-

>>78484653
how are you?

Slut
Whore

Absolutely fucked
Going insane
Mentally and physically finished

>>78484621
1/3 me
and yeah i'm fine i didn't understand why you started going off about rasheeds and that
what triggered you?

>>78484655
Yes x

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hate londoners
vapid normie twats

>>78484676
bit existential

>>78484653
it's a big place lad, plenty of it's nice to live in.

>>78484697
what's on your mind?

Everybody's talking something very shocking just to keep on blocking what they're feeling inside

>>78484690
it's all fake, these people don't enjoy alcohol. they don't care about anything. literally live off their wealthy city worker parents to subsidise their humanities degree. bunch of fake mongs

>>78484690
not a very tolerant and enriched picture

>>78484690
Reminds me of somewhere in Vermont or Nebraska. Rich Yuppies gossiping and wanking each other off about how amazing they are with a few token non-whites for an amusing spectacle.

>>78484690
this really annoys me about london.
i'm forced to live there for career prsopects.

but i'm most certainly not the sort of normie who enjoys dishing out £6 for a plastic cup of beer, on a shitty wooden bench with a tin as a holder for cutlery, who has to live in a fucking flatshare with other fucking vapid twats.

i just want the simple pleasures in life like a toilet to myself, rather than all the smoke and mirrors of being a young hip creative yuppie who spends all of their pittance after rent on a £40 hair cut and a jumper from a designer who only sells online, but in london these things are a luxury for the tarq's

>>78484690
>picture full of white people
>each and every one of them will tell you how london's "diversity" is its strength

hate limp wristed liberals VERY passionately

>>78484754
odd looking dog

Hurr durr

>>78484690
same, cannot STAND people sitting down having a drink with their friends

>>78484775
to be fair there is probably diversity of nationality there.

hodor

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>>78484685

>>78484775
>reeing about what other people think in your own mind
you're a bit mental aha

>this mong who keeps referring to the social sciences as humanities

humanities is linguistics, philosohpy, music, drama, art, literature, and these sorts of things

social sciences are the study of society: sociology, psychology, politics, economics, anthropology.

>>78484798
hmm yes, tell me the next time diversity to a libtard is diversity of western european cultures rather than defense of shitskins or wogs

>>78484794
bit racist

>>78484805
haha
so angry
so sad

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>tfw even your own father rips on you for not having a girlfriend.

I was licking the yoghurt lid lads.

>>78484835
>he thinks the people in this picture have economics degrees

I used humanities because they are arts students you fucking twat, what is it you are trying to do with your post? v. v. odd, filed it under my list of weirdest /brit/ posts

>>78484838
can you really not look at a photo of people doing things without thinking "reeeee i bet these cunts don't even care about white genocide"
you might need to let it go for a bit lad

>>78484887
>>78484887
>>78484887

>>78484869
I mean, the person who posted the picture was literally making a similar point. not a very good example to support your narrative lad. shame really bet you think you had an interesting point

>>78484838
>Western european cultures
but there are likely to be southern, northern and possibly even eastern europeans in that picture.

whereas if they were in grimsby there would be no diversity whatsoever.

anyway you're making up arguments in your head.
>"these people all think this"
>"libtards always mean this when they say that"
its a weird problem you have, its an addiction to things that make you angry. these aren't even things that actually exist. these are things that you've created in your mind