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Current track https://xerxesband.bandcamp.com/track/freefall

>>78480037
You're quite good with photoshop.

/marbh/

laughing/dancing in my shower.

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Dumb sissy Irish boys.

Benders

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>forgot to buy milk for cereal and a cup of tea for breakfast
The day is ruined

>>78480037
Nice, shame the golden laughing face was a blurry one

>>78482621
If I recall correctly you've done this a few times before. I think I'd be in such a bad mood if I had no milk for breakfast.
Thankfully it hasn't happened in a long time

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Just got reminded that when I was 13 I had a horror nightmare that involved seeing mouths instead of eyes in my reflection. Not a good feel.

>>78484639
You should do acid if you're afraid of mouths and eyes

The absolute STATE of Dublin

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/dublin-s-liffey-boardwalk-it-could-explode-in-a-second-1.3189543

The mother officially has 67% Irish DNA lads, her surname is O'Connor, and she told me that she'd probably have supported the IRA in the troubles. Guess I'm a true Irishman after all, and I expect to be made fully welcome whenever I decide to venture into /eire/.

>>78484639
Last nightmare I had sas back when I was 10 something about a machine that rips people's arms and legs off
Captcha :Call Hospital

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>>78486885
It's funny how Dubs often defend the crime and danger in their city as something which is a normal part of any moderately large city and yet the article states the victims of theft are mostly foreign visitors who are completely unfamiliar with life in a city this dangerous.

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>>78487315
They base their imaginings off of England, or at best, America.

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>>78487315
>purging foreigners
>bad

>>78487315
Reminder that Limerick would be a better capital in every way

>>78487422
>not swapping all Dubliners for continental yuppies

>>78487529
Athlone is the most sensible capital.

>>78487676
A capital without a port is hardly ideal.

>>78487769
>needing more access to foreigners
>instead of an absolutely central location within Ireland

Waterford should be the true capital. I am willing to wage civil war over this.

>>78487529
We'd have a stronger cultural identity from the influence of a capital that wasn't adjacent to the UK as well.

>>78487837
The benefit of a port is in trade and industry

>>78487898
Neither of which are necessary for a capital.

>>78487849
> Civil war
A little extreme considering the fact that noone except for waterford ""people"" will fight for your side

>>78487676
>landlocked """""""""""""""towns"""""""""""""""
Besides it's important to starve the midlands of infrastructure as much as possible

>>78487964
You will be the first casualty of my war, traitor.

>>78487937
Economic and population growth is generally the point of moving the capital.

>>78488170
Yeah, but you can't move the coastline.

>>78488192
Which is why only places with a port should be considered as an ideal location.

>>78488249
Capital cities should always have the best infrastructure

>>78488168
> Traitor
It was clear from the beginning that I will accept no city other than Limerick as capital

>>78488249
No. All a capital entails is having the government offices there. Moving that away from the crowded slime pit that Dublin is would be a good idea. Let them live on the strength of their industry and trading capacity, not the benefits of being the seat of government.

>>78488273
No. Every city should have the infrastructure it needs.

>>78488458
Never been to Limerick but it seems to be the most underrated city. It has a lot in it: 2 big stadiums, 2 of the tallest buildings, university, IT, hospital, League of Ireland team and a port for sea access. People look too much into the scumbags

>>78488621
>and a port for sea access
Limerick's port is shite though. Cork has a much better one. In fact Cork has most of the things you listed as attributes of Limerick, yet lacks the chronic knacker issue.

Waterford has all those things too ya know.

>>78488565
Yes, but the conversation doesn't serve any sort of purpose if we're just talking about which building politicians should meet in. It could be in a shack on Achill island for all it matters.
Moving the capital and seat of government is usually symbolic for a strategy in diverting resources to an area with greater growth potential.

Sick of hearing about Charlottesville in the news.

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>>78488731
Except on a much shittier scale, and you might get embroiled in a traveller feud on your way to work. Furthermore, Waterford doesn't have a lot of room for expansion.

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>>78488671
I wouldn't really call it an "issue", let alone a chronic one. There are a couple of council housing estates in peripheral areas that are best avoided but that's about it.
I'm not exaggerating to say that I encountered more anti-social behaviour last year from one weekend in Dublin than an entire year in Limerick.

>>78488886
It will as soon as we annex Kilkenny.

>>78488857
It's disheartening how much focus American media are putting on it compared to Barcelona but Trump's "on all sides" press conference was one of the most monumental fuck ups I've ever seen the leader of a country make.
At least with Bannon gone I doubt we'll see anything like that again.

>>78488890
>I'm not exaggerating to say that I encountered more anti-social behaviour last year from one weekend in Dublin than an entire year in Limerick.
But I was comparing Limerick to Cork, not Dublin. Cork's anti-social issues are far more contained to a handful of housing estates, whereas there are even dodgy areas in Limerick's city centre.

Let's face it, Belfast is the nicest city on the island. Should reunification happen, it will be the new capital

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>>78488938
You have to surpass their tally of Hurling All Ireland titles first.

>>78488952
>but Trump's "on all sides" press conference was one of the most monumental fuck ups I've ever seen the leader of a country make.
I still don't understand the outrage about that. Trump condemned the violence that was taking place - that's pretty reasonable as far as I am concerned.

>>78488977
>Belfast is the nicest city on the island
Would rather live in Dublin, and I hate Dublin.

>>78488952
Have I missed something?
I never check on the news when I'm on holiday

>>78488956
I would generally consider Ireland a safe country outside of Dublin. Cork is probably abnormally safe for a city of its size but I consider the distinction between extremely safe and very safe, I'd have no concerns walking around at night in either while I would in Dublin.

>whereas there are even dodgy areas in Limerick's city centre
Which do you mean?

>>78489147
>Which do you mean?
Limerick has a nice city centre - during the day. Having been around Dublin, Limerick, and Cork at night on a number of occasions over the years, Dublin made me feel the most unsafe, but Limerick wasn't far behind. As you said, for an urban centre of its size, Cork is abnormally safe both during the day and during the night.

>>78489257
I didn’t feel unsafe in Dublin was I just oblivious and two steps from being stabbed with a used needle

>>78489549
>and two steps from being stabbed with a used needle
A surprisingly common experience of visitors to Dublin at night. It's a shame that we have to avoid the main street of our capital city at night because it has been taken over by utter scum.

>>78489080
Missed what happened in charlotteville or Bannon being stood down?

>>78489026
>I still don't understand the outrage about that. Trump condemned the violence that was taking place - that's pretty reasonable as far as I am concerned.
It was a weak statement which failed to condemn the ideology and principles behind the KKK. Given his background and who his chief strategist was the American public are especially concerned with what could have been seen as a sympathetic stance towards those groups.
It'd be like a muslim politician in a western country responding to ISIS terrorism with "I condemn the murder of civilians, but the airstrikes in Syria are bad too..."

>>78489759
I prefer to see unnecessary violence being condemned regardless of who committed it, rather than the President being obliged to choose between siding with Antifa or Neo-Nazis.

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>>78489549
I've walked through Dublin at night alone a few times and never felt threatened. Makes me wonder show streetwise people who shit on Dublin are

>>78489818
There's no choice to be made, he simply had to condemn groups with an ideology of hatred towards other citizens. A speech is more than just the words, it's the subtext as well. What was not said is just as important.
He did eventually condemn them by name, as did Bannon which acknowledged the mistake in not doing it to begin with.

>>78490109
>he simply had to condemn groups with an ideology of hatred towards other citizens
So, Antifa and Neo-Nazis? I'd prefer to not side with either of those hateful groups.

>>78490038
You grew up in a slum surrounded by danger and learned to adapt, we didn't and judging from crime on tourists neither did anyone else from around Europe.
You can't claim those from other counties are naive idiots when it happens to those from abroad too.

>>78490212
I grew up in the countryside in a different county. My only experience of living in Dublin is from renting here for the past 2 years. Yes there are dodgy places such as Ballymun, Finglas, etc. but we're talking about the city centre here which is fine

>>78490343
>we're talking about the city centre here which is fine
We both know that's not true at all. Look at that article posted above on what a person saw on a single trip down the boardwalk during the daytime.

>>78488977
noice bate
I have risen to it.

>>78488977
Is it weird to have never been to Northern Ireland?

>>78490378
Pissing into the Liffey and taking drugs is degenerate behaviour but it doesn't harm anyone walking by minding their own business. The fights were most likely scumbags who knew each other. They weren't indiscriminately attacking random people passing by.

>>78490545
If you're far from it then no. It's no different than how I've never been in Munster

>>78490545
ari lad
leave them be.

>>78490672
Ah here, seeing a guy getting kicked in the head, groups of drunk and high people and drug deals taking place in broad daylight is not normal or acceptable sights. It wouldn't take much to set off one of those violent addicts for it to become your problem.
It also says people are getting robbed all over the place, especially tourists.

>>78490816
Read in a female Dublin accent. Was comfy

>>78490935
North Dublin or South Dublin?

>>78490975
Jesus how am i sposed to know the intricacies of Dublin colocialisms.
Swords/Finglas
Is that north?

>>78491056
colloquialisms*

>>78491056
Yeah that's north, a conor mcgregor type of accent. The south is softer, more pretentious and americanised.

When will east wall be gentrified the location is nice

>>78491092
really need to learn how to spell that word
If i use it i should know it

>>78491107
>more pretentious and americanised.
like Swedes who learned English from Americans

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God I hate knackers. In a non-discriminate type of way that is.

Drug use is for illustrious personalities only. Fact.

>>78492252
Knackers as in scumbags or as in travellers? Granted, there's a large overlap between the two.

>>78492771
The people who take dead horses. What bastards.

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>>78492771
Couldn't genuinely tell. Not great at recognising people, as we all know.

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>>78492771
Both. All Travellers are Knackers but not all Knackers are Travellers.

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>>78493279
>All Travellers are Knackers
That's discriminatory desu. Admittedly I've never met one who doesn't fit that description although it's possible they exist somewhere. Maybe.

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>>78493279
>All Travellers are Knackers
That's not true, many of them are tinkers.

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>>78493622
"Tinker" is just a synonym for "Traveller" that they find offensive for some reason.

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http://archive.is/ig2Cn
>Network of jihadi sympathisers on Irish 'watch list' now above 70

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>>78493689
I was making a joke about their professions. Knackers were people who take dead farm animals off your hands while tinkers were people that collected bits of tin and melded them down. Both were common jobs travelers had in the old days.

>"Tinker" is just a synonym for "Traveller" that they find offensive for some reason.
They find knacker more offensive. I remember on a documentary one said that calling a traveler a knacker is the same as calling a black man a nigger.

>>78493745
Aside from Maurice McCabe accidentally being added to the list I wonder who the other 69 are.

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>watching a documentary on flying animals
>they're covering kangaroos
Looks like the French are behind this.

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>>78493935
>Aside from Maurice McCabe accidentally being added

>>78493860
>Both were common jobs travelers had in the old days.
My mother was from a rural area and said as a child that travelers were viewed in a far more productive sense than they are in modern times because of those jobs. I wonder when and why it happened that they started turning to crime and being a general nuisance to settled people.

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>>78494048
My granny said the same thing, she said she'd give water to them if they were staying nearby while nowadays most people wouldn't give anything. If you've ever read Sive the old woman has a positive view of travelers, calling them men of the road, while her son holds the modern view that they're a bother.

>I wonder when and why it happened that they started turning to crime and being a general nuisance to settled people
Probably when jobs like that became unprofitable. People didn't have any need or want of their getting their pots and pans repaired when they have the money to replace them easier. Some did have modern ways of making money though, my granny used to buy furniture from them as late as the 90's.

>>78493935
Credit where it's due. Great joke.

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hello boys

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>Kilkenny romped to a massive 52 points win as they routed Derry by 8-35 to 0-07 in a painfully one-sided All-Ireland U21 HC semi-final at Thurles

>>78495318
How did Derry even get that far in the championship?

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>>78495388
I think the format for the U21 hurling is the traditional one. Everyone plays in their own province and four winners go to semi-final.

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>>78495469
>the absolute state of Ulster Hurling

About to start pre drinking for tonight's antics, lads. I promised you coverage and that's what you're gonna get. Gonna be brilliant, haha

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>>78495318
>U21
Under-21 points more like.

>>78495469
The provincial structure meme needs to end

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>>78495665
>Beginning drinking at 6

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Oh fuck I remember my weird dream last night. I landed on a planet in another universe in a small room. It was dark and fogged with yellow smoke. There was a person in a gas mask sitting curled up. He stayed perfectly still until I walked passed him, then he stood up and moved towards me. Then he took off his mask and the smoke cleared. A tall man with gelled blonde hair, he spoke to me in a language I didn't understand but we found some words to communicate with. He took out a flag that was almost identical to the Spanish flag. It changed occasionally, sometimes it had the coat of arms in the center which was similar to the Spanish coat of arms but different slightly, sometimes it had a horizontal black or blue bar through the middle. I discovered I was on an alternate Earth in Australia. Perhaps this was a world where Spain colonised Australia but I was led to believe in the dream that this was where the Spaniards were from. I thought this sounded wrong since any natives to Australia would be far darker skinned. At this point I became suspicious of this world and especially the blonde man who seemed to be either withholding information or lying to me. I tried escaping and the dream ended soon after.

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>>78495665
>tfw drunk one can and sleepy as fug

>>78494634
>she said she'd give water to them if they were staying nearby
Didn't they have village wells back in those days?

>>78495318
>romped
Don't like seeing this verb used outside of tabloids.

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>replay a game from your childhood
>it's not nearly as good as you remembered

>>78497303
>Didn't they have village wells back in those days?
They had indoor plumbing in the 70's. All the wells had been abandoned or left for show.

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>turn on the camogie on RTÉ Two
>the stands are completely empty
I feel a bit bad for them.

>>78498023
Which game?
I've been reasonably pleased with my childhood games except those I consciously knew were products of their time (or which I enjoyed because I had nothing else to do).

>>78498178
With the amount of bandwagoning for the male sports by people there just for the party, you'd think they could scrape up a bit of presence at least.

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>>78498023
I get that with some games particularly early 3D games like Mario 64 or Tomb Raider. But I get the opposite for a lot of others which have just dumbed down their formula throughout the years to appeal to a wider audience.

>>78498234
>Which game?
Hot Wheels World Race. It's still good and has good sound and art direction, but it just feels pretty bland as far as racing games go. Maybe I've just been spoiled by more recent games though.

>>78498319
>Hot Wheels World Race
Eh, that's one of those tie-in games. Why would you expect that to be any good?

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>>78498240
>Mario 64
Has only gotten better with age.

>>78498427
I find the camera and control really awkward now, even with Sunshine to a degree. I would say Mario World is the one that has aged very well like many of the late 2D games.

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>>78498023
>replay game from childhood
>it still holds up

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>tfw you buy a piece of tech and realise you are missing the correct video adapter for it.
Oh well, there's always next week.

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>>78498418
>that's one of those tie-in games. Why would you expect that to be any good?
There are good tie-in games. Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy The Mis-Edventures, Spider-Man 2, Lego Star Wars, etc.

>>78498319
I went back to Hot Wheels Turbo Racing a few years back. It was alright but fucking hell I had forgotten PS1 loading times.

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>>78498178
The quality of the play is really bad though for women who are supposedly at the top of their game.

>>78498811
>Lego Star Wars
Yeah, that was a good game.
I wouldn't call all Star Wars games "tie-ins" though. It depends whether they're cashing in on the movie IP rather than just using it to its advantage.

>>78499026
They actually are though.

In Dublin at the moment. Thetrs rubbish every where, all over the streets. Smell of nothing but Chinese food and sewage too. Place looks derelict.

>>78499339
Take pics

>>78499393
No I'm in a vehicle. The whole side of the road every where you went well a just filthy. Littered with glass, plastic, bits of wood etc. All the house and flat blocks were the same outside them. Covered with rubbish, graffiti, is falling apart.
This isn't a thing in other Irish towns and cities. Even in the bad parts of other cities the main roads are clean bar the deep housing estates.

>>78499561
It doesn't surprise me, the place is a kip. There's even a certain stench you don't get anywhere else.

>>78499913
It's the same stench you get in places like New York. Just an unclean city smell.

>>78500054
I've been to other big cities around the world, but none of them smelled quite as bad as Dublin.

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>>78500088
What about Venice? I've heard that place is filthy, though I suppose the unique circumstances of the city affect that.

Imagine if you could drain the Liffey, how many used needles do you think you'd find at the bottom?

Saw a deer running along the motorway in Kildare. I've seen the signs for them all my life but this is genuinely the first time I've seen an actual one. I always presumed they had all died out due to Kildare not being wild at all anymore.
Doubt it'll last much longer desu. prob will get hit by a car.

>>78500313
I've seen them in the breaks in the trees before though most of the area is fenced so I'm sure they don't get out on the road very often. Hopefully it found its way back to safety again.

Kildare is an alright county. Alright people too.
Except for the west br*ts of course.

>>78489759
>It'd be like a muslim politician in a western country responding to ISIS terrorism with "I condemn the murder of civilians, but the airstrikes in Syria are bad too..."
The airstrikes in Syria killed civilians?

>>78500570
It's the worst county in the country, filled with satellite towns which look identical and are virtually empty at all times. The only reason anybody lives there is because it's cheaper than Dublin to own a house. It's Dublin in all but name.

In fact if you wanted a snapshot of the problems with modern urban life you can see them all in Kildare from the lack of identity, no community, ugly and repetitive aesthetics, horrible commutes and no history in a place where villages have become like large towns in the space of a generation.

>>78500172
There's hardly any people left in Venice, it's all tourists. Dublin is overcrowded with D*bs.

>>78500313
If they can survive in Phoenix Park they can survive outside the motorway. If anything it's the farmers and their environmental damage that's a bigger killer.

>>78500669
>"The airstrikes in Hiroshima and Nagasaki killed civilians!?"

>>78500570
About 60% of the population then.
Only acceptable Pale area is Meath.

>>78500669
When do airstrikes not kill civilians?

Juni is from Kildare.

NEED airstrikes on Kildare lads

Kill Kildare.

I had the pleasure of meeting Howth last summer in one of the National Socialist workshops in Dublin. Various right wing Irishmen had gathered from across all the 32 counties to meet in the Temple Bar. The meeting was top secret, and only the upper echelons of the alt-right community were privy to the time and location. Soros and his hired goons had no knowledge of the situation. His intelligence network is growing progressively weaker by the day - but I digress. Howth was a giant of a man. Standing at 6'4 with eyes and blue as the sea and hair as golden as Sinai Desert, he was impossible to ignore. He spoke with a air solemnity that compelled every man in the room to listen with ardour. Howth mentioned plans of revolution, underground sleeper cells, seizure of the Dáil, all of them well thought out and articulated with a cunning outside of any mortal mans ken. I expect to see a Catholic monarchy any day now with Howth himself as supreme high king of Ireland.

>>78495665
>rallies

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>>78501640
Roger roger.

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>>78502034
Roger roger.

Can we just carpet bomb Kildare and Offaly and start over?

>>78502064
Execute Order 32

>>78502100
What's wrong with Offaly?

>>78501462
Who?

>>78502127
They are Offaly annoying lmao

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There, I fixed it

>>78502141
My imaginary bf.

>>78502232
You got a fucking issue with the wee county?

>>78502289
Drogheda is a kip

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>>78502232
Optimal version attached.

>>78502421
>Limerick

yes, 1/3rd of the population are now literally favela tier gangsters with terrible accents

>>78502232
Seems a bit odd to remove Tipperary. Why would you castrate the best province like that?

>>78502421
Need to drop Limerick and Kerry.

>>78502421
>only 1/3 is decent

>>78502498
Wonder who could be behind this post...

>>78502452
Makes the entire area more defensible. Minimises the length of the border.

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>>78502125
Will be done my lord.

>>78495665
>>78497200
Very poor updates, unless that 1 can and falling asleep was your night.

Gaels wanted

>>78500141
>>78500141
>>78500141

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Heard two scraping sounds at my door, went to check, dog wasn't there or anybody else. Thinking my house is haunted but fuck it to be honest lads.

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Marbh.
Was thinking of hosting a game of Civ V, all welcome.

>>78503208
>OC
I approve.

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>Saturday night
>everyone's gone

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>>78506126
W-we didn't need those normies a-anyways, right?

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>>78506190
Of course not, we can sit silently in a /marbh/ thread for hours all by ourselves.

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The girl is 20 and the guy is 49

>cork people

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>supposed to finish work at 18:00
>just finished and got home now
I have feelings

>>78506676
>I have feelings
I don't believe you.

>>78506676
I have feelings for you, if you know what I mean.

>>78506756
I don't believe me either.
>>78506799
I know you do. Everyone has feelings for me. Can you feel them? Inside you? Feeling your insides. That's me making those feelings.

Going to bed, see you at 7am.

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>finishing off Weevil with Obelisk

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>>78506126
Sorry, I was playing Wolfenstein and drinking.

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41 days

>>78508999
>Wolfenstein
You mean edgy anglo authoritarian red and black uniforms, the game?

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>>78508999
Quite the alcoholic you've become.
>not playing a portable console so you can post while playing

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>>78509090
Well, since the protagonist is American, it's Anglos fighting Anglos, so it's all good.

>>78509119
>Quite the alcoholic you've become.
It takes the edge off on weekends.

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>>78509176
>/éire/ isn't enough to take the edge off
Insulted.

>>78509090
Yes, it's always the Anglos isn't it?

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>>78509318
/éire/ doesn't get me blissfully inebriated, just depressingly inebriated.

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>>78509396
>it's always the Anglos isn't it?
Who else would it be? Is there another enemy we should be as wary of?

>>78509590
Snowniggers, dubs, orangemen. The usual Germanics.

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>>78509590
Irish people blaming everything on Anglos is no different than /pol/ blaming everything on the Jews

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>>78509679
I don't see the problem.

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>>78509679
We are a small island that on the periphery of Europe with a small population and have only been self-governing for a relatively short period of time. It's not like we were central to much of history or involved in much external conflict so it is fairly reasonable that we wouldn't have a huge number of enemies.

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>>78509830
>We are a small island
Pretty big by island standards.

>with a small population
>tfw we had a population of 8 million in the 1820's
We had more people than fucking Portugal.

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>>78509830
>tfw a burning hatred of Austria

Makise Kurisu is my wife

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>>78509968
>inb4 having a large population would make us less Irish and life here would be cramped etc.

>>78509968
>Pretty big by island standards.
Not even in the top 10 globally.

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Having a large population would make us less Irish and life here would be cramped etc.

>>78510028
Being the 20th largest island is still pretty big. There's a fuckton of islands out there.

>>78510076
What a pointless, devoid observation.

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>>78510098
>Being the 20th largest island is still pretty big
Yet we don't control it all.

>>78510113
Thanks.

>>78510016
I saw your thread on /bant/

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>>78509995
>webm
Very confused and a bit spooked. Do like the eyes following the hat though.

>>78510076
Wow anon, such a quality post. Are your posts always of this quality or is it just that the drink enhances the shiteiness?

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https://a.pomf.cat/ojcqtk.mp4

What did I mean by this?

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>>78510225
>Are your posts always of this quality or is it just that the drink enhances the shiteiness?
A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.

>>78510163
damn

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>>78510163
>unsanctioned posting in /bant/
All Irish posters posting in /bant/ require explicit permission to do so.
Please report this individual, because it isn't funny when it's your money, or flag or something like that.

>>78510235
>I
Are these videos made in the game I think they were made in?

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>>78510324
>Are these videos made in the game I think they were made in?

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>>78510366
>elaborate arm gestures
Sorry, my knowledge of Germanic military sign language is a bit rough.
Could you please try again using the naval variant or perhaps use another Germanic language or form of communication of your choosing?

>>78510324
I've found /bant/ has become my home board along with /int/. Probably a reflection on the decrease in /int/'s quality recently

>>78510571
I barely even go on 4chan anymore, the shit to quality posts ratio has gone down considerably recently.

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>>78510449

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>>78510571
How do you find that quality of /bant/ threads? I haven't looked at any outside of the ones we make there.
I do believe that /bant/ could be a land of opportunity for us though. A lawless unregulated land free of the defined national constructs and generals we see on /int/. I think we should stake a claim and colonise it.

>>78510665
I agree wholeheartedly.

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>>78510571
What actually happens on /bant/? I've only ever been there for the /éire/ threads.

>>78506421
Is that for her Debs?

I couldn't imagine taking a girl to her Debs even now, let alone nearing 50.

>>78510732
>>78510787
It's like a slower /b/ with flags like and no porn dumps with some [s4s] thrown in from daily dose threads. It's a small enough board that you recgonise a lot of posters

>>78510787
>spoiler posting
Oh dear moderators...

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>>78510016
>being married to someone named Chris

no one ITT has ANY clout smн

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>>78510894
>It's like a slower /b/ with flags like and no porn dumps with some [s4s] thrown in from daily dose threads
That sounds fucking awful. I posted a few /e/-tier images in a /bant/éire/ thread once and thye got deleted.

>>78510920
>spoiler posting
What?

>>78510604
What boards do you still frequent or sites do you browse otherwise?

>>78510959
I've often seen lewd images on it though

>>78510959
Which part is awful exactly? You can post porn there.

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>>78511281
>Which part is awful exactly?
The /b/-/s4s/ hybrid part.

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>>78511351
I for one welcome the daily Kotori/Cirno threads

Ireland Ireland

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Don't have anything interesting to do while I drink my before-bed beer.

>>78511460
We love you nippon

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>>78511500
This is usually the time one would do a bit of tug tug.

>>78511554
but then I would spill my drink. Besides, I can't last long enough, I'd still have plenty of beer left afterwards.

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>>78511500
>before-bed beer
Alliteration is always a sign of alcoholism.

>>78511603
>I can't last long enough
Practice makes perfect.

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>>78511527
!!!

>>78511603
I tend to take too long. It's terrible when your mind gets in the "I never want to stop wanking" phase. It overwhelms your senses.

>>78511633
I had to work to finish up quicker. When I was 13 I used to edge for hours. Spending more than five hours at a time wanking is not satisfying.

l-lads *-*

here we go again
we're on the road again
we're on the road again
we're on our way to paradise
we love the jungle deep
thats where the lion sleeps
for all those evil eyes
they have no place in paradise

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What goes wrong in your brain to take you from an Olympic athlete to this in 5 years?

>>78512310
Estrogen.

>>78512310
mommy's milkies

listenan to wolfe tones
fantastic stuff

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>>78512400
>ywn listen to Wolfe Tone

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>drinking beer
>getting really sleepy
>drink more
>suddenly much less sleepy

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>>78512693
>feeling sleepy
>go to brush teeth
>come back
>not even slightly tired

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Just tugged a few German boats into port, if you know what I mean.

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>>78512737
I thought you were against German boats. Something about sexualising anglos was it?

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>>78512805
>I thought you were against German boats
I am indeed.

>Something about sexualising anglos was it?
Anglos are for extermination, not sexualisation.
Tugged into port is a metaphor for scuttling. Hope you weren't having dirty thoughts.

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>>78512981
>Tugged into port is a metaphor for scuttling
No it's not.

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>>78513040
>No it's not
Oh really? Do enlighten us to its true meaning then.

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>>78512981
>Tugged into port is a metaphor for scuttling
Unless it's that Russian ship that managed to sink itself in harbour I'm pretty sure it isn't.

>Hope you weren't having dirty thoughts
As opposed to clean thoughts? Like thoughts of ethnic cleansing? Very angloish of you.

How you lads doing tonight

How ugly are all of you?

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>>78513252
Me

I want to shitpost

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Time for leaba. Oíche mhaith.

>>78513142
>Like thoughts of ethnic cleansing?
>Very angloish of you.
Now Drilly, don't be so silly. Am I not from the most Irish country of them all?

>>78513857
>03:03:04
So close x_x

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>>78513857
>the most Irish country of them all?
In modern times I suppose Ireland is the most Irish country. I miss you Dal Riada.

>>78513252
I'm hideous.

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>>78513965
No Goronu, you are so beautiful to me.

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Happy 4am,

>5am
>not tired
Guess I'll brush my teeth and lie awake for a while.

Morning light. Think I'll actually try sleeping now. It's so cold lately.

I'm a big gay bender.
I'm in pain all over, send help.

>>78518449
>I'm in pain all over, send help.
Don't worry, you're a big gay.

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>>78518777
Fuck you.

Wake up you lazy fucks. It's time for mass

>leathanach a naoi

12:00 and still /marbh/.

This is why I hate Sundays. There's nobody to talk to, nobody to play games with, nobody good streaming, nothing good on TV. They're always so boring and there's s constant uncomfortable atmosphere that make me agitated.
Worst day of the week.

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I'm thinking of getting a new phone. What do you lads have?

I've never spent over €200 on a phone in my life because the risk of damage is too much to bear. But my current phone is ancient and there are some apps I need/want that it can't run. I want something mid-range, but the problem I'm encountering that all the phones on the market today seem to be these massive things that will barely fit in my pocket and seem like they might snap in half if you look at them funny. I don't need half the features they offer anyway.

What flag should I fly to sympathise with Catholic Irish Ulster?

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>>78524893
This one

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>>78524893
This next to the Vatican flag.

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>>78524893
the Palestinian flag
also pic related

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>>78524928
What about this one?

>>78524965
Don't, that's a communist flag.

>>78524916
There is so much I hate about that picture that I don't even know where to begin.

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??

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>>78524965
Eh, not really.

>>78525062
That's neutral at best, because even though it's historically Irish symbology, the only people who really fly the flag like that are partitionists ("unionists") who think six counties are Ulster (it's nine).
Perhaps you could fly a flag with the four province flags.

>>78525001
I hate it too.
I swear, anyone who vandalises a church...

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>>78524852
If you're on the vodafone network the Smart range typically have very good processor and ram specs for the price and come in a range of screen sizes.

Gonna visit Ireland in September lads, whether you like it or not. Should I just go to Dublin, or are there other places that are better?

>>78525393
The batteries in those have a reputation for being utter shit though.

>>78525725
Naturally Dublin has the most things to do as the biggest city. Perhaps visit Killarney or Glendalough if you want. I hear the landscape is nice

>>78487315
Dublin is doing it's part to rid us of the foreign menaces, what are you bog cunts doing except whining about blacks to your uncle at the family barbecue?

Whinge bags.

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>>78525855
Batteries?

>>78526078
>not a tractor battery in a potato sack
Pathetic.

>>78525950
I'd be more than happy to visit the countryside, but I'm going with a m8 whose not really into that and probably just wants to booze with one or two cultural things thrown in I'd imagine.

>>78526033
Ironically the Nigerians probably make a far greater effort to integrate with the country at large than the Dubs do.

What do you think about the fact that there are more Polish than Irish speakers in Ireland?

>>78526174
Well if you're just going to get pissed then you may as well stay in Dublin then. Most pubs/nightclubs and they're the busiest.

>>78526214
Nigerians integrating is bad. I prefer foreigners being on the fringes of society

>>78526276
All sectarian memes aside, is Belfast worth a visit too?

>>78526255
Well it's simple we dick the Polish women and raise the children in the Gaeltachts.

>>78526214
Alri blackie how's the corpo been treating you?

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>>78526255
Of all the immigrants Ireland has received, the Poles and the Baltics bother me the least. In general they make an effort to learn English, work hard, and integrate fairly well. I've never understood why British people get so worked up about Polish immigrants when they have so many more problematic nationalities coming in from abroad.

>>78526255
I suppose I feel similarly about that as I do on Hotpoint cookers being a more popular means of preparing food than a fulacht fiadh. One is a reality of modern life and the other is something which belongs in ancient history with no practical usage anymore.

>>78526334
Because it'd be waycist to complain about the problematic immigrants, and it lets people with their minds in an old faux-imperialist mindset do some autistic screeching about Poland causing WW2 (instead of themselves).

>>78526358
Idiot.

>>78526255
A reflection of how Irish people are lazy. The Irish language is fully alive in some pockets and is a well documented language so it's theoretically possible to revive it like how was done with Hebrew. The fact that Irish people act nationalistic yet haven't made a real effort to learn Irish shows it all. They blame it on the poor schooling yet none of them take the time to learn it in their own time.

>>78526312
I think Belfast is a nicer city than Dublin personally. The Troubles are over, nobody is going to deck you for being British

>>78526334
>I've never understood why British people get so worked up about Polish immigrants when they have so many more problematic nationalities coming in from abroad.
Because those countries belong in the commonwealth and it'd be a bit rich for them (although not beyond them) to colonise a nation, instill the values of the British monarch within them and then complain when they come to live in the motherland.

>>78526408
>Idiot.
Your traditional celtic culture will always exist in your head at least

>>78526334
Baltics are shit, Poles are grand. The Shithuanians do nothing but stare at everyone. If you're walking down the road and there's a group of them they don't even move to one side of the path to let you past like normal human beings do. They just keep fucking ploughing on until you have to walk right through the centre of them or stand aside like a little bitch boy.

>>78526482
(Tú féin)

>>78526527
This desu. Lithuanians are jumpy and come off as sketchy. Latvians are nice, Estonians are halfway between Finns and Russians.

>>78526527
You seem to have some serious basic issues in walking past people on the street considering what you said about Spaniards with backpacks trying to get on buses.

>>78526598
I've never made mention about the greasers on the buses. This isn't rebbit, we're not all personalities here lad.

>>78526629
Of course not.

>>78526653
Alri

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>>78526358
Your anti-Irish language bait is getting old.

>>78526565
>Estonians are halfway between Finns and Russians.
Russians are the dodgy ones in my experience.

>>78526598
Spanish students in Ireland during the Summer are a widely complained about issue both online and offline. He's far from the only one that considers them annoying.

>>78526717
>Your anti-Irish language bait is getting old.
As is your labeling of opposing viewpoints as "bait" or "Reddit". Either discuss it or ignore it, the shitposting and content policing doesn't add anything.

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>>78526836
But I have so many bait images to use.

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>>78524852
>What do you lads have?
I have a Zenfone 2, which I bought for about €300 two years ago. I'm not an expert on phones but these seem to have decent specs for the price. I think you can find it on Ebay now for like €150, so it appears to have had a fairly significant price reduction as I don't think it sold very well, or else some fell off the back of a truck and some knackers got their hands on them.

>risk of damage is too much to bear
Only normies break their phones and bust the screens.
Autists like ourselves treat our phone like a submarine boat. Fragile and needs to be handled with care, but a deadly weapon under the right circumstances.

>all the phones on the market today seem to be these massive things that will barely fit in my pocket
I've never had a phone that didn't fit. Slight exaggeration pops.

>>78526482
>>78526358
Shite bait.

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>>78527006
>Autists like ourselves treat our phone like a submarine boat. Fragile and needs to be handled with care, but a deadly weapon under the right circumstances.
That's pretty autistic. The biggest risk to my phone is when I snooze the alarm in the morning and leave it on the duvet of my bed somewhere and then it ends up being flung against the wall or onto the ground when I wake up 10 minutes later in a panic because I'm already late.

>I've never had a phone that didn't fit. Slight exaggeration pops.
True, but I prefer to have a phone that fits comfortable in the pockets of my jeans so that it won't feel like it's gonna snap in half every time I bend over.