Remembering the time I was so drunk I spent the entire night posting in /cum/ thinking it was /brit/ edition
wish I was gay or a girl
>>78479742
Well you're not born gay so keep trying
>>78479742
>>78479733
the difference between /brit/ and /cum/ is that there are more Yanks in /brit/
THAILAD IS NOT INVITED TO THIS THREAD
at work
wanna sleep
>>78479733
fucking pathetic little twat
didnt work though did it get fucked you cunt
why must women have it so easy?
>>78479754
>having a Yank flag makes u a Yank
I want to slime on you you grimy limey
Actually considering suicide these days
feels bad
Serious question
why do yanks post in /brit/
why not /cum/
are you the rejects
>>78479794
I hate Canadians and west coasters.
>>78479778
/dixie/ is crawling with yanks too
>>78479794
all yanks are rejects
>>78479796
i'm a west coaster
Top lad posting that Metallica tune in the last thread
>>78479803
Why can't you guys just secede already? No one wants you in the Union.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-40955829
>>78479820
Agreed
CORNISH INDEPENDENCE
>>78479832
howling
>>78479823
Voyeurism is a mental illness
Why is the BBC shaming me for something that isn't my fault?
Fucking shitlords.
>>78479748
Is this a debate in the UK?
>>78479796
west coast canadian here
get fucked
Should be more brothels about really
>>78479780
Same, few months now
Wish somebody would tell me they cared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_3hsCDp7k
>>78479854
its true that behaviour is an expression of a problem not the root of the problem.
>>78479872
i care :)
>>78479886
doing another cry
>>78479780
Thought about it but couldn't arrive at a painless method
>>78479900
phwoar imagine those eyes looking up at you
Commiting suicide unless thairad consoles me
losing all sense of joy and anger
constant sorrow
>>78479907
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
Seems pretty painless and foolproof
no catharsis no relief
I feel nothing
didn't realise this was /cripplingdepressiongeneral/
Run, run, run, to make your heart shake
Kiss, kiss, kiss will make this earth quake
>>78479945
haha yeah
so many grumpy guts
got a full 8 hours sleep and the whole day ahead of me
Long distance runaround
Long time
waiting to feel the sound
I still remember
the dream there
I still remember
the time you said goodbye
Did we really tell lies?
Letting in the sunshine
Did we really count tooooooo
one
hundred
Go for a run if you're feeling shit lads. Why aren't there more brothels about? Some girls just want to be slags and making sex so inaccessible for some gets you shit like voyeurism going on.
>>78479945
Australians can't get depressed
>>78479979
I'm too depressed to even think about sex
>>78479957
>>78479980
fuck off you sad sacks of shite
sex?
I remember sex
haha
ha
eugh
>>78479706
Cernunnus is probably the biggest one
God of fertility, wealth, wild game
all very important for the heavily forest-based Celtic society in Ireland at least
there's also Morrigan the Dread Queen and the demigod-hero Cuchulainn
Irish mythology is really rich and unlike in the northlands the Christians didn't really erase it but mostly merged it with christian tradition and kept telling the old stories
the Eddas are great too of course, I have a copy of the poetic edda, but irish/celtic stuff is far more bountiful
>>78479990
australia?
more like
*googles what rhymes with australia*
paraphernalia
ha!
got you there you drongo cunt!
>>78479999
good digits
horrid post
We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate
God save tudor houses, antique tables and billiards
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do
God save the Village Green.
>>78479999
Cuchulainn the hound of Ulster
>>78480014
better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJY
matches my DEPRESSION
waifu
love are h3h3
doctor wants me to have therapy sessions and to pump me full of drugs to fix my depression
however, I find that a good 16 hour power session of funposting on the 'chon cures me nicely
i love fanise
>>78480022
he's also a demigod hero like Heracles
>>78479999
Thanks lad, I'm well into the Eddas and I like relatively recent artistic interpretations of them like Wagner's ring of the Nibbelung and Tolkiens work to we extent. Have heard of those guys you mentioned but only in passing. Any recommended reading?
>>78479999
Meant yew trees in that last post btdubs
god how fucking boring can you cunts be
of all the things to talk about
>>78480042
attempted suicide twice now but i'm too proud to see a therapist
what do they even talk about
Off to the pakishop, you lads want anything?
Brit more like shoit!!!
Tbh sweetums x
>>78480089
part and parcel
>>78480078
>what do they even talk about
whats wrong, why you think its wrong, why they think its wrong and then ways to try and fix it. therapy and cbt can take a lot of time as most dont believe it will work for them, them being different and special etc. does work for most afaik, works for me pretty good.
>>78480044
the red branch
>>78480089
a bar of soap to wash your mouth out!!!
>>78480100
I don't know why I'm depressed
I'm a failure, but I don't know exactly
>>78480117
shut up boring twat
>>78480089
Mass deportations of people who don't ethnically belong and a rehaul of the curriculum and schooling systems and a move away from a service based economy into a more self sustained one that strengthens ties within the community and a sense of responsibility within individuals
>>78480125
go away foreign cunt
>>78480131
racist
>depression
>>78480142
>>78480125
t. never been depressed
My father was born in scotland and moved to australia but never became an australian citizen as far as I know.
Does this make me a british citizen?
>durr maybe my depression will go away if i mention it in every post i make
the gf used to have depression
I just took her outside and made her stare at the sun for a bit
fixed up nice and good
I deserve my predicament and don't blame anyone else
>>78480093
Yeah, I'm not gonna take mental health advice from a literal nazi
>>78480150
no
you can only get british citizenship by defeating another british citizen in hand to hand combat
>>78480131
America is a nation of immigrants
>>78480152
and now she's fucking blind. good job lad
>>78480117
thats what they are there for, they will work shit out. people forget they do it everyday for a job and you arent a special case of illness. they are pretty good if you dont go in expecting yourself to be unfixable.
>>78480046
honestly the big advantage Germanic traditions have is that German countries are all very wealthy and put out loads of stuff related to their traditions
meanwhile the only truly Celtic country around is Ireland, not that Ire hasn't put out a massive amount of stuff for such a small island.
there are French and Spanish and English things as well but these countries all have more mixed traditions.
have you heard of Ossian? the series poems relating to him are all very good, its a modern work of course though its based heavily on Irish and Scottish myths. there's also the epic of Cu Chulainn
the book of invasions too has some great poetry in it.
>>78480168
I beat up my soon to be high school friend who was at the time a british citizenship, does that count?
Opportunities are available in all walks of life in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia
Australia, the chance of a lifetime
Australia, you get what you work for
Nobody has to be any better than what they want to be
Australia, no class distinction
Australia, no drug addiction
Nobody's got a chip on their shoulder
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia
No one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone gets around and nobody can ever get you down
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia
>>78480184
Would honestly rather off myself now than live a fake life through medication
>>78480197
wonder what he's thinking about
>>78480186
>the only truly Celtic country around is Ireland
About that.
>>78480206
probably depressed
>>78480149
feeling sorry for yourself isn't being depressed
depression is only for people who have lost loved ones
>>78480192
yeah
>>78480211
>depression is only for people who have lost loved ones
>>78480186
m8 Ossian was a huge romanticist prank
>>78480206
>how do I lose weight
>why did the human over feed me
>my legs hurt
>>78480202
therapy isnt medication mate, plus some meds are good. i have hyperacusis which causes panic attacks, depression and massive adrenaline surges. if i hadnt bothered t ogo to the therapist i wouldnt know the acusis was the reason for the other problems. i refused anti-depressants as i knew the depression always led from something else so we talked about it and now i have betablockers and sedatives to take when i need them and things levelled out a lot. additionally the cbt for the hyperacusis works as well but its slow gains for me.
>>78480186
I love the idea of the Ossian bard, I shall read up some more on it. Yeats' ideas of forming an Irish national consciousness around that kind of symbolism in modern age is fascinating to me, I read a really good paper called 'Yeats and the Bardic' tradition that had some excerpts of letters concerning that that he had written to a newspaper. Will look at the book of invasions.
>>78480211
>depression is only
ah yes, the doctor is in. fucking idiot.
>>78480197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqee-u7Uq2I
>>78480186
Who would win in a fight, Cu Chulainn or Lancelot?
*self-harms you*
>>78480259
I'm probably the closest thing you've seen to a doctor about your depression you self-diagnosing cretin
>>78480197
>>78480206
hear me powers divine
oh in pity hear me
>>78480248
don't you feel embarrassed opening up like that
I daren't even hug my mother because It makes me feel horribly vulnerable
>>78480275
hug me thailad
>>78480275
wtf i love thailad now
>>78480275
love pints
have being thicc
hate pakis
simple as
South Korean has a 70:30 ratio of good to bad posts
Thailand is 25:75
Ireland is 0
>>78480318
me on the right
>>78480286
erm can be embarassing, but remember they dont know you outside the therapy and dont care other about fixing you as best they can. strangers are often better to talk to as theres no social stigma in the way. plus once you get talking and someone is listening without caveat its a lot easier.
^^^^^
Shit post
Good post
vvvvv
muh ratio
shit post above me
found a CRACKING new fedora pic lads
feel free to save it all you like
>>78480329
want to go to a therapist but at the same time definitely do NOT want to
>>78480348
epic XDDDD
>epic XDDDD
>>78480366
local mental health stuff can be accessed without a doc usually, you just ring them and they get a therapist to ring back and have a chat before you see anyone. its not as tough as it initially seems, plus they are nice people - they deal with really badly ill people (tim?) as well as those with depression etc. so you arent like an unusual case for them most likely.
shamrock, fellow paddies!
>>78480395
>tim
>ill
Don't think so sunshine
tim isn't mentally ill he's just a bloody nincompoop
listening to Basshunter and making epic air-guitar motions
>>78480426
he's depressed
>>78480460
Did you know there is a storyline to his music videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7MwvmJkZI
why do gay cunts say "zed" instead of "zee"
you don't say "ved" instead of "vee" do you, fucking cunts?
imaginary gf is making me a cup of tea
"dont put too much milk in love!"
haha shes a devil for doing that
>>78480557
out of respect, cause zeds dead baby, zeds dead
>awaits mass upvotage
>>78480234
its still a good work of poetry regardless
and its not like he made everything up
Macpherson was like Tolkien in taking heavy influence for his own story
>>78480257
that paper sounds interesting, I'll check it out
I like Yeats as well, he's an absolute titan in helping to build a tradition from the ground up from basically scraps
>>78480574
this is the saddest thing I've ever seen, and I was there when Schindler's List actually happened irl
>>78479733
What are some customs in Yank culture that are quintessentially Anglo?
>>78480625
shes only gone and bloody done it again!
morning lads
sorry i've been gone for a week
>>78480648
Try asking /cum/
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XoDmj1xR3t
got friends over, doing southern accents
the gf (MALE)
>>78480762
the gf (jew)
might actually watch a few pewdiepie videos just to see what all the fuss is about
>>78480796
spoiler
they're shite
>>78480762
I will not suck you and I will not be sucked by you
>>78480849
so.. boypucci only?
just had a can of corned beef, six cream crackers, one apple, one orange, one glass of water
>>78480730
the virgin hangout
what did you do last night lads
thought it was sunday and almost had a stroke
>>78480730
I can't tell if you're yankees or foreigners doing southern accents. Either way, fuck off.
louis
NEED a YANK gf
>>78480955
the neet had it coming
in my ONE NIGHT in paris i was approached by a paedophile, stopsearched by armed police twice, walked through a slum and saw a literal shanty town
have decided to take the very first train to Switzerland I can and GTFO of this hellhole ASAP.
i thought the "paris is shit" thing was just a meme, cause people say the same about London and London is actually quite nice. But its not a meme. Paris is SHIT. shit shit shit SHIT.
burn this place to the ground imo
>>78480977
are you brown-skinned?
Genius
>>78481011
no
white as snow
>>78480964
Explain, lad.
>>78480964
she had sex with richard spencer
>>78481022
then why were you stopped and searched?
might actually watch a few sargon videos just to see what all the fuss is about
Fixed my internet lads. No more phoneposting for me.
making a shopping list for later and all I have down so far is bog roll. and there is no way I am going into the shop and buying ONLY bog roll
>>78481029
yuck
>>78481029
No she didn't you liar
>>78481056
bag of sensations
>>78481056
>runs out because you're too stubborn to go shopping
>have to wipe with your bare hands like a goddamn savage
screaming at the thought
>>78481068
yes she did
they fucked when she went to dc to interview him
Anyone watching Cats Meow on earthcam ?
>I want women in sport to be taken as seriously as men
>But also look how pretty I am tee-hee
>>78481089
we back on
>>78481087
NO SHE DIDN'T YOU LIAR
DONT STOP BELIVING
>>78481056
those little ufo candy disc things also, bread
find loud women to be a huge turnoff desu
what happened to femininity?
>>78481091
>I want women's sports to be popular
>but I don't want people to objectify women!
fuck off tarquin you limp wristed poof
>>78481131
feminine girls fuck chads
>>78481091
isnt david beckham an underwear model
he seems to get respect just fine
post the cringey richard spence pic
>>78481153
um he's a man sweatyr
>>78481091
>"I've seen a lot of girls drop out of sport completely once they have left school"
just like the vast majority of men who do sport
it's almost as if people become adults and take on responsibilities and their bodies age
hate this kind of drivel desu
>>78481168
>2307408 results found
>>78481131
Go to a church, bookstore, or a coffee shop. There's always bushls of shy, quiet girls there. Really isn't hard to remedy being around loud cunts.
>>78481153
Beckham is an underwear model, not a sportsperson
>>78481177
that's not exactly my kinda scene though
prefer bars
i have read infinite jest and as such strongly believe that NOBODY should ever do ANY sport at a professional level
that lifestyle is hell on earth and, ironically, incredibly unhealthy. sports should never be more than a game.
>>78481197
Thn enjoy being around crude, rude, and loud cunts.
>>78481197
So you want a bar scene, that isn't full of loud women?
Have you considered gay bars?
morning
>i have read infinite jest
hat
i'm smarter than all of you
>The novel touches on many topics, including addiction and recovery, suicide, family relationships, entertainment and advertising, film theory, U.S.–Canada relations (as well as Quebec separatism), and tennis. The novel includes 388 endnotes that cap almost a thousand pages of prose
Shan't
i turned my dick into a pickle rick stacey
i'm pickle rick dick
>>78481223
Hi :^)
>>78481197
/feminine mystique/
Classic women.
Rare today but they exist
>>78481243
lmoa
really hope they make pickle rick condoms
would be a real gas
prefer xanax bars
>>78481256
Kickstarter suspended his campaign
>>78481234
christ
>le why are women not repressed anymore
>a classy gentlesir such as myself deserves a feminine woman
the virgin attitude
i consider myself to be an mgtow
She's a shooter right? Why would she need to be active, her job is to stand in one place holding a shotgun
brushed my teeth a few mins ago and now am eating a peach and it tastes like colgate total whitening
stop talking about women
>>78481303
>>78481305
stupid fucking twat why dont you THINK and use your BRAIN for once in your life
pickle rick
fuxake
didn't want vegetables with my hokkien noodles
>wanting a loud opinionated woman who can't keep her mouth shut
truly masochistic
>>78481335
*tips*
>>78481335
*fedora*
hate women
ezra levant fired faith goldy cause she went on a daily stormer podcast
honestly can't say i blame him but dunno why she would willingly associate with those people
daily stormer does nothing but spew hate and they're a detriment to our movement
we need more jared taylors and less andrew anglins desu
love hateful women
>>78481335
this honestly
its not about "oppression" but respecting yourself to not have to live with such a person
>>78481280
farting and burping and hey, look at my shit may be feminist but not feminine.
a father should not watch a child being born too.
I don't want to see shit and blood
>>78481382
>>78481374
>our movement
>>78481388
she's got a mustache
>>78481388
hope that by pooping she means taking bbc
business idea: become twitter famous by tweeting at trump at a speed of 20/tpm
>>78481379
*tips*
>>78481431
reckon the muslims have got the right idea about how women should behave desu
>>78481452
>subjecting yourself to a shit relationship for political/social reasons
>>78481482
>political/social
The term is "socio-political reasons"
don't think the alt right are wrong per se, just misguided
>i let women tread all over me lest i be accused of wearing a fedora
beta
as
fuck
>>78481481
naw too far
there's a good middle ground
>>78481388
swine enjoys rolling around in poop
business idea: put more societal pressure on women to behave in certain ways
>>78481497
>>78481495
how much oppression is acceptable?
>>78481493
they don't even really have a platform or anything aside from meme spouting and a central tenet that seems to be something along the lines of "we're worried about white people being demographically wiped out"
business idea: put more societal pressure on women to want to have sex with me
This tearing down statues thing that is being supported by msm is legitimately scary. How tf did we get to this point
>I don't think the alt-right are wrong per se, just misguided
>>78481528
women oppress themselves
umm i'm a radical leftist mister fedoraman :)
>>78481541
To be honest I'd really give a shit. I'm just in it for the /pol/ salt.
yanksplaining the first world war
own a confederate flag me
on the train
love that image don't you
>umm I'm a radical leftist Mr. Fedora man
>>78481577
like it's a bad thing absolute state of you
love anime
hate netflix
simple as
>>78481541
just last week the world was on the brink of nuclear war
next week it will be something else
>>78481541
the confederate issue has been simmering forever now
the left just jumped on that train since its always been a contentious issue and it provides a good distraction and "enemy at home" since the Russia wank has mostly fallen flat and failed to produce anything worthwhile.
>>78481596
leftypol goes berserk just seeing an image of one let alone thinking about people actually owning them
any kiwi man in
>>78481617
hello
>>78481577
me too back home
should have brought it with me here
only got the Canadian flag hanging now
>>78481617
im 1/8 maori
the so called yank gf called me a sissy brit boy
might dump the thot
>>78481541
Trump got elected, the losers try to make his term as difficult as possible, can't have him succeed and make America great again. Antifa, blm and other such groups are tools of social sabotage. You can see how quick the Charlottesville story spread and how one sided it was in the msm and how the Barcelona attack was tied to it by CNN.
Love nothing more than going over yank politics that has no effect on my life for the fifteen billionth time
Got into an internet argument lads
I win EVERY internet argument i'm involved in
you literally can't win against me
simple as
>>78481604
we've wanted a happening for years
it's happening
>>78481609
it's your history
feeling wants to rewrite history
will you let them burn books and your constitution?
always close the tab if someone yells at me on /brit/
>>78481662
new zealand more like poo pee land
awaiting the next habbedings that will momentarily take my mind off how sad my life is
>>78481640
This.
It's mostly been Soros and his ilk busing his same paid goons around as if they are grassroots uprisings of regular people.
And the media portrays it as such.
dumb irish cunt
love loud opinionated women
>>78481604
>>78481640
>replying sincerely
they fell for the statue question
business idea: send the irish to the prison island (((australia)))
business idea: create a new social construct
>>78481666
i don't know what i can do desu because i know it's not going to end with the confederate statues
they won't stop until every vestige of american history involving white people has been wiped out
if the leftists had their way there would be nothing but statues of black people around and the flag would be changed to some kind of rainbow hammer and sickle motif
Is the daily stormer back up yet?
Choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnK3DrM0xuY
2 benzos down the gullet tonight
became a right racist because of this site lmao
>>78481724
There are more of you. Defend your heritage.
business idea: 50mg of diazepam
>>78481724
>if the leftists
extremists lad, they are a sub division of the left. just like alt-right is an extremist sub division of the right. only idiots conflate teenage and subby poltics with the whole.
6 paracetamol and 2 bottles of calpol down the windpipe
see you lads on the other side
Went to the shopping mall today. First time in 2 years.
>>78481662
try me
>>78481760
>shopping mall
foy
>>78481760
how does the sweating toad relate to your post?
it's called a shopping centre you yank twat
too much porn and no play makes you a dull boy
>>78481783
Janny Varata Niktu
honestly cannot fathom living in britain without wanting to kill myself
>>78481744
>sub-division of the left
I don't remember the last time a journalist for a centre-right publication calling for the assassination of the president or saying his supporters deserve to be beaten
This isn't only confined to America. When someone from fucking britain decides to go to the US to try to assassinate the president don't you think that should flag some big signals about how our press portrays him? Then during the election you had acid attacks on UKIP candidates and conservative journalists being attacked in the streets by left wing terrorists.
the normalisation of violence on the left is frightening, and just as frightening is how supposedly centrist media publications don't care about it or tacitly support it
>>78479775
MY DICK