I used to think Germans invented pretzels and sausage but it

Both are Greeks

I am Italian

Inventions tell you much about a nation
Germans invented/discovered
Lederhosen
Dirndl
Jeans
Accordion
Clarinet
Binary
Computer
MP3
chainsaw
flamethrower
assault rifle
Cruise missile
Ballistic missile
Anti-tank missile
Anti-tank grenade
Wire rope
Fanta
Parboiled rice
Pretzel
Kindergarten
Oscilloscope
Paper Coffee filter
Ring binder
Hole punch
Glue stick
Ink eraser
Adhesive tape
Aspirin
X-ray
Contact lenses
Electron microscope
Nuclear fission
Photoelectric effect
Quantum mechanics
Vacuum pump
Radio waves
Marxism
Health insurance
Christmas tree
Protestantism
Metal detector
Cruise ships
Otto engine
Diesel engine
Wankel engine
Gasoline
Car
Motorcycle
Helicopter
Zeppelin
Air bag
Gyrocompass
Tachometer
Spoiler
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>>78481811
>Jeans
"invented by Jacob W. Davis in partnership with Levi Strauss & Co. in 1871"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeans

Seriously Hans wtf? I expect this kinda shit from burguers but you should know better

>>78481905
You may think I'm joking but even jeans are actually italian, the name itself stems from genova.
Americans just produced a local version.

>>78481811
>>78481905
>>78482479
You are all wrong and jeans were invented by a Bulgarian :^)
His name was Aзкoйтo Измиcлих Дънкитe :^)

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>>78481811
>Protestantism

The fuck you did

>>78481905
>Levi Strauss
Jew

>>78482479
That's a very interesting point, we've always looked at jeans as part of local cowboy culture, but yes, you're right on its early origins

>>78483011
Russian Jew I think, or are you claiming everything Jews have made as German?

>>78481811
WE WUZ EVRYTHANG

I've always thought bretzel was alsatian...

>>78481811
>Germans invented/discovered
>Computer
charles babbage was british

>>78484907
Konrad Zuse is German.

>>78479582
pretzels are jewish

>>78479582
I'm too bothered to search them all, but at first glace these are French inventions

>Jeans
>Accordion
>Clarinet
>Binary
>Aspirin

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>>78488674
>jeans are French

>>78482479
>jeans are Italian

>>78481905
>jeans are American

>>78488782
The ancestor of the Jeans is the Braccae that is a Gaulish costum

I'm not looking all of those up and fact check you but the one I do know about is the Accordion which was made in Austria and not Germany

>>78481811
Acordeons are patrician

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>>78489941
>actually bothering to make a differentiation between the two pre-1955

>>78490168
How dare you say that Nikolaas van Tesel is not Dutch?!