Why don't Americans use the metric system?

to hard

>>78479115
it is uneven

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>>78479115

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>>78479115
Using inches makes are dicks look bigger.

>>78479289
Ah yes, because 6" looks bigger than 15cm

>>78479115
Because we're fucking morons. We have to be rebels about everything and sometimes refuse to yield to logic. It's not a trait I'm proud of but it's a part of who I am now.

>>78479307
>6"
wtf canadiens are huge

>>78479381
It's just average

>>78479381
Oh, wait, you mixed up the symbol for foot ' and the one for inches " didn't you?

>>78479403
fug

>>78479289
>1 cubit and 3/16 shekels have been deposited into your bank account

>>78479115
fuck you thats why

>>78479513
Yea, you tell him how it is! Fuckin' 'murica!