I wish I was french

why tho

>>78478118
Their women are hot

>>78478118
He has malignant ouibooism

>>78478130
My recent encounter with a French speaking co-worker has left a bitter and nasty taste in my month.

And to think I used to think all French people were like Ariel Rebel-tier in terms of aesthetics and beauty.

Damn, was I wrong so hard.

>>78478112
I wish I was finnish

>>78478112

moi aussi mais <you> dois apprendre le francais avant que tu deviens francais, mon gars

>>78478220
Peut-être. C'est possible sans l'apprendre, mais c'est plus difficile.

>>78478281

alors si tu parles francais tu peux le faire. je crois que 2 ans de residence est necessaire (visa de long sejour) et apres tu dois postuler au OFII (Office Français de l'Immigration et de l'Intégration)

perso je vais faire 2 ans des etudes en france pour obtenir un visa de long sejour. AMA si tu veux

>>78478112
Retard

>>78478464

ta gueule stp on en a rien à foutre. la france est formidable quand meme

>>78478112
Me too. :(

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they have the best mustaches

>>78478112
No you don't lol

Here is life in France in 2017:

>pay a fortune to live in a cramped 10 m2 apartment, perhaps with no toilets
>no job even though you have literally 5 or 6 useful degrees from the country's top universities, and sent thousands of resumes
>cost of living is murderous
>smelly immigrants everywhere, ready to harass and hurt you
>no car, 60 to 90 minutes in public transport to get anywhere
>baby boomers own the fucking country and will never give you the slightest chance for anything
>everyone is lazy and incompetent
>it takes weeks and months to get things done
>no freedom of speech, carefully watch what you write online
>the countryside is being destroyed at alarming speed to create dumb malls and ugly housing (which also kills small cities who look entirely dead now)
>people are zombies who only talk about politics, i.e. will tell you any meme from the news like they just invented it
>irrelevant, weak country whose only culture left is a dubious parody of American pop offerings
>no gf

Fuck that fucking country.

>>78478866

just because you are pathetic does not mean your country is but nice projecting there, pierre. not everyone is SDF living in HLMs, many of your countrymen have jobs and live normal lifes. You should probably go out a bit more, it would atleast help you with your last problem

also apartments are atleast 30m2 if you arent living in ile de france but I guess exaggeration is more of your style

>>78478526
I confirm, you are a retard.

>>78478928

want to elaborate a bit for us? go ahead

>>78478915
>SDF living in HLMs
lol

>many of your countrymen have jobs
5.5 million unemployed people + 2.5 million students who are unemployed people in disguise lol

>apartments are atleast 30m2 if you arent living in ile de france
Too bad Île-de-France is the only relevant region in the country lol

I like the french a lot. Paris does not define France as a country. Just like the USA is not NYC or LA. I like the french language. French women are probably the best in the world, not by looks but something else.

>>78479087

>Too bad Île-de-France is the only relevant region in the country lol

what is marseille? what is lyon? what is lille? what is strasbourg? I could go on dude but really france outside of the capital is quite great

they say paname va bien but really its a hollow shell of what it once was. 5.5 unemployed out of a population of 60 something million really isn't that bad, you could complain if you lived in spain portugal greece or italy but France will get its shit together as it always has.

why do you hate your country? france is based

>>78479164
All these cities are very small compared to Paris, it just takes a few minutes to get out of them with a car and see the countryside (not sure for Marseille), while in Paris you can ride for more than one hour and still see endless numbers of buildings everywhere. Paris is the only important city in France, all the political, financial, administrative, diplomatic and cultural power is concentrated there.

The economic situation here is dismal, you just can't get a decent job at all, even getting unpaid internships is incredibly hard. Yes, you must have connections even for unpaid work. It is 10,000 times easier to get NEETbux (€500 per month). Earning €1,650 per month as a civil servant is seen as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, even if you have a PhD in economics. That's it. Americans cannot understand. Here it's nothing special to remain jobless and be forced to live in a nigger ghetto (forever) after graduating from the local equivalent of Harvard with top-tier marks. This is France.

France is an African, Muslim shithole where you're stuck in poverty forever if your dad is not someone important and/or a rich mysterious foreigner. Fuck it.

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>>78478112
I'm in So CA USA - My father is from Nord/PdC in France. Part of it was Flandres, the other Picardie

>>78479434

>France is a shithole where you're stuck in poverty forever if your dad is not someone important and/or a rich mysterious foreigner.

you don't even have to be a rich foreigner, I got paid something like 38 euro / hr teaching english the last time I was in France and that was considered underpayed. just get useful skills mec and you wont have to resort to neetbucks or living in a commieblock

>>78478866
>no toilets
Excuse me? What the fuck?

>>78479564
>just get useful skills mec
I have a ton of degrees from top French universities in a useful field. No one gives a fuck. Only connections matter.

>>78479622

yeah? if you dont mind me asking what field?

even les grandes écoles dispense degrees of questionable value. if you are seriously unemployed with multiple degrees from decent schools you are probably being too picky or are looking in the wrong places

pole emploi is shit btw you gotta look deeper than that

>>78479606
In Paris, the smallest apartments (which are already very expensive) are too small to have toilets. So there are shared toilets out of the apartment, on the landing. All the neighbors go to the same toilets.

It is common to do this when you cannot afford a €1,000 apartment.

>>78479714
Are you serious? I pay 216 Euro for a 24m2 flat.
>It is common to do this when you cannot afford a €1,000 apartment
What happened? Where did everything go so wrong for France?

>>78479656
No more details. I will leave France forever and will only return for the funeral of my parents. I cannot keep on living there. I could earn 100k per year with my skills in USA, Canada, Singapore, anywhere on Earth, any country will do, I'd even immigrate to hell for a 30k salary, I don't care, I would kill children to have a decent job, to have a human-sized apartment and maybe even new clothes... For socks without holes, I'd do anything really... I must leave this shithole where everyone says I'm the best person ever until they have to give me any kind of income. I wasted too many years of my life in this worthless "country" that will become Muslim in my lifetime anyway. Fuck the mediocre entity called France, fuck the people who feed it, may it die really fast--and without me.

>>78479953

you sound bitter but atleast I presume you arent stupid. france has allowed you to obtain all of your degrees and education for literally no cost to you, sure you can make more money in my country but if you were born here and went to school here you would be $80.000 in debt with no universal healthcare. grass is always greener blah blah but really its true, count your blessings

>>78478112
I'd hate to be European.
Small countries, super cramped, too many people, you bump into noisy tourists all the time, no nature (and if there is nature it's just 100 m2 of greenery and then concrete again), all you see when you leave home are sad and depressed people, old and spectral cities from times long gone and past glory long buried which makes everything much more depressing than it already is, refugees that don't even speak your language wherever you see, you never know when a terrorist attack that will kill 80 people and maybe you too will strike...

No thanks.

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>>78478112
I wish I was a British,because I can understand
English.

>>78479730
Baby boomers who invested their lifetime's savings exclusively in real estate + rich tourists and huge corporations who buy Parisian real estate at any price + immigration that keeps the demand high = now it costs €10,000 per m2 to buy.

Today, Paris is mostly a city for rich people (except social housing stuff for niggers). Real Parisians cannot afford living in Paris anymore, except in tiny, unliveable apartments that were built for maids in the 19th century. Now these are apartments for the middle class. If you want bigger apartments, go to the suburbs with all the immigrants, or 50 km away in the countryside.

Glad I'm out of France soon, desu.

>>78479730
>>78479730
He said Paris
I pay 470€ for a 69m2

>>78480112
Why don't you move to a small town? Living conditions there must be much better.

>>78480135
There is no work in small towns here and I doubt France is different

>>78479953
Fuck the mediocre entity called <you>

>>78478130
>>78478159
>>78479127
How can someone be this clueless?
Our women aren't special or anything. I don't know where this meme comes from

>>78478866
Anône knows
>>78479606
He's probably from Paris, housing is crazy there.

>>78479989
In USA, one year of income would pay back my student loans (but given my excellent marks and extreme poverty, I probably wouldn't have paid the full tuition). Meanwhile in France, no tuition, but no salary either when you get out of school. Thanks, socialism! Not sure I'm the winner here, though.

>russia has toilets
>france doesnt

LOL

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>>78480070
>no nature
Only wrong thing in your post desu, Europe is full of empty places.

>>78480135
Small cities = no work, nothing to do, car required, full of Arabs anyway.

>>78480289

there is more to life than just money, francanon

you fetishize life abroad but fail to realize that our shit is just as brown as yours. USA sucks because our country is too spread out and you are forced to own a car and drive everywhere, you are given no guaranteed vacation, workdays are long and you are often required to work on weekends, healthcare is not universal and gun rates are ridiculous with far higher homicide and imprisonment rates than in your country.

but, hey, atleast we make more money, right? that's what's most important in life afterall. unless if you want to be a wageslave working 70hrs+ a week in an office and grow old tethered to a computer chair while your family moves on without you USA is not a good pick for country to immigrate to but ymmv

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>wanting to be Fr*nch

just join the legion

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>>78480491
>perfide albion

>>78480160
I gave everything I had to France, my time, my efforts, my talent and my love. What did I get in return? Nothing.

I hope you're not a patriot, though. France hates French patriots, 66% of the country voted against your kind, the whole system is working against you ("racist! xenophobe!") and will import even more African gentlemen to take your job, occupy your city and fuck your daughters until people like you disappear from Earth. Have fun!

>inb4 "I'm from Bretagne and I don't see the problem"

>>78480634

Seems you escaped from your containment board. back to /pol/ with you. Too bad all of your degrees and "education" couldn't solve your irrational bigotry. goodluck anon I hope one day you find happiness

>>78480474
Meanwhile in France...

>holes in socks: PhD edition

But at least I'm not a wageslave! I am le proud Frenchman with no toilets!

France needs to pay reparations

>>78480673
I don't come from /pol/, I come from reality. Unlike you, apparently.

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>>78480559

ROASTIE GETTING TOASTIE

>>78480767
For what?

>>78480673
>being this stupid

>>78480785
Conquest of Tunisia

>>78480770

Here's from someone who lived in rouen.

It's worse over here, unless you get a really good job on u.s.a. you are fucked aswell over here, at least on fr you dont have to work slave hours for a mediocre job, only humane hours.

>>78480749

just leave paris, christ you frogs are ridiculous. you could afford to have a fucking toilet if you settled for the 19e but of course you must live in a maid's closet on the champs-elysees.

je me casse en tout cas ce fil m'énerve kek

>>78480634
Actually you gave nothing and got way too much in return.

J'espère, avec toute la sincérité de mon être, que tu n'es pas sérieux.
La France est le pays qui a su le mieux comprendre ce que voulaient dire les énormes gains de productivité permis par l'évolution technique des deux derniers siècles quant aux bouleversements sociaux qu'ils impliquent.
Le français est l'une des 2 ou 3 langues dans lesquelles le monde s'est pensé, désiré et a pris sens au cours du dernier millénaire.

Si ton problème est que tu ne palpes pas 100k par an avec ton médiocre diplôme, tu n'as pas même le droit de laisser sortir le mot "patriote" de tes lèvres, tu es une fosse ambulante de pusillanimité libérale.

Cancrelat que tu es, nourri aux miasmes du spectacle constant du marché, puisses-tu en effet quitter ce grand pays qu'est la France, l'air ne saurait y être que plus respirable.

>>78480802
I'd be happy working 110 hours per week to stop wearing my high school clothes like I currently do.

>>78480859

putain il y a des vrai francais sur /int/! merci de ne pas raler comme un gamin comme les autres. la france est formidable quoi, il y a tellement choses a faire la. il ne merite pas d'etre francais, peut etre il peut immigrer au europe de l'est et ferme sa gueule . . .

I am French

>>78480859
>Le français est l'une des 2 ou 3 langues dans lesquelles le monde s'est pensé, désiré et a pris sens au cours du dernier millénaire.
Hahahahaha

>>78480928
Râler c'est culturel ici, gros tas

>>78480837
I'll leave the entire country though.

>>78480859
My degrees are not mediocre, and I'd be happy earning even 20k. I did useful, unpaid work for several years. I contributed more than I received overall.

And please speak English. Your French style is a puffed up logorrhea anyway.

>Cancrelat que tu es, nourri aux miasmes du spectacle constant du marché
Fucking autist.

>>78480928
Glad to see a US citizen who could see beyond the memes
My heart is filled with joy

>>78478112
what a shit taste

>>78480969


degage toi putain de merde, je suis en train de parler avec l'autre francanon et personne veut discuter avec toi. prends tes licences de merde et faire enculer :-)

>>78480969
>Hahahahaha

Si tu n'as pas de culture classique -et il semble bien que ce soit le cas, une fois le compte tenu de tes multiples jérémiades- est-ce de mon fait ?
Non, tu en es le seul responsable

Peut-être essaies-tu de prouver par l'exemple la médiocrité des institutions françaises d'éducation ?
En ce cas il s'agit d'une stratégie argumentative déloyale et tes propres échecs ne sauraient être imputés ni aux institutions ni à tes compatriotes.

Quand t'en vas-tu cher camarade ?
Le plus tôt sera le mieux.

>>78481099
Je viens d'arriver dans le fil en fait, je suis pas l'autre anon. Vous la jouez si tragique, vous deux...

>>78481015

Likewise mon frere i'm just tired of the memes. your country gets a ton of flak but in reality is a fantastic place to visit and live. if only these other idiots would open their eyes and see whats available before them France might surprise them one day

>>78481142
they shit on you if you don't speak the right french though so fuck them

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>>78481099
>Si tu n'as pas de culture classique -et il semble bien que ce soit le cas, une fois le compte tenu de tes multiples jérémiades

>>78481154

bah je parle francais mais avec un accent de merde. franchement la plupart des gens se fichent. c'est n'importe quoi anon

>>78481130
"Placés entre l'Inde et Rome et contraints de choisir entre deux tentations, les Grecs surent inventer une troisième forme, d'une pureté toute classique. Certes ils n'en jouirent pas longtemps mais par là même ils la firent immortelle ; car les favoris des dieux meurent tôt, c'est une loi qui régit toutes choses."

La France est la nouvelle Athènes, le tragique y est, avec le vin et les bons copains, un mode d'expression consubstantiel.

>>78481142
>a fantastic place to visit and live
Visit maybe, live no way. Even the rich go away.

>>78481154
t. mad Québécois with hilarious accent

>>78481154
Nice anglo meme here

>>78481218

I've lived in France tho. Had a great time and everything. I really dont understand these memes but then again we are on a weeabo website specializing in pornographic cartoons

>>78478112
Go live in Somali or commit suicide. You will be able to simulate the "France" experience.

>>78481244
ironiquement les anglos pensent qu'on est comme ça mais c'est vraiment les français qui sont comme ça

>>78481218
>Even the rich go away

In a world where rich people are swines without a trace of nobility, it is only natural that they flee from places with a spirit.

>>78481253
Being a funny foreigner that's here for a short moment =/= being a local underdog stuck in French mediocrity with no escape

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>>78478866
>He lives in Paris

>>78481142

it's not really memes, some places in france are real shitholes, just like detroit or south texas.

>>78481288

well if you consider several years to be a short moment, sure. But your hillarious tidbit about being stuck in france is categorically false - as a memberstate of EU you are able to legally move and work somewhere else in europe.

>>78481285
No they flee because taxes are too high and you can't make money here anymore

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>>78481343

>they flee because taxes are too high and you can't make money here anymore

>they

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>>78481309
>guys look at these shopped postcard scenery
>totally faithful and accurate life in everyday's France

>>78481343
That's precisely what I said
"make money"
The values of a swine in human uniform.

>>78481285
Nobility? Louis XVI himself thought it was better to flee.

France has no spirit anymore, France is the country of Jean-Marc Ayrault, Booba, and the Vélizy 2 mall. These are the landmarks of France. This is the real France. What you call France exists only in your dreams.

>>78481404

tu dis des conneries mais c'est sur que t'es un gros fan de sexion d'assaut / black m / maitre gims aussi

>>78481427
Il a raison hein
C'est hilarant de voir que de plus en plus, les jeunes Français se mettent à idéaliser leur pays comme le ferait des pucelles japonaises, à s'imaginer que la France d'aujourd'hui = la France des années 20
Cette politique de l'autruche est ahurissante

>>78481404
>Louis XVI himself thought it was better to flee

AHAHAH litteraly talking about times where aristocraty was overthrown by the bourgeois because they were complete decadents.

You'll learn, little fellow, that an institutional aristocraty does not necessary means a society with actual nobility.

>>78481427
Mais il a raison hein, Hollande a meme eu un concert avec un rappeur à l'Élysée et a failli inviter Black M au centenaire de Verdun
C'est la France d'aujourd'hui, américanisé, globaliste, cosmopolite et sans valeur

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>>78481154

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDNKcLea8Cw&t=7s

to be honest lad, this sounds utterly ridiculous and he's the fucking leader of your country

>>78481561
trudeau does not sound anything like your average quebecois

he was raised in this strange bicultural family so both his english and french are awful

fun fact: we threw rocks at his dad

>>78481561
>>78481579
also god damn these fucking comments
>history lesson Justin ......France stole the country from the natives and England liberated Canada and struck deals with the natives ....england should have deported all the french way back then and all the money saved in trying to placate spoiled brats in quebec would have been spent in much better ways

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>>78481595

that's extremely accurate though.

>>78481612
i guess if your definition of liberation matches up with the american definition

>>78481595
>France stole the country from the natives and England liberated Canada and struck deals with the natives
Lol?

>>78481618
yeah i guess there was no fur trade ever until anglos came here

>>78481561

>ce pays est a nous

ah les quebecois, nous vous aimez. quebec libre quand ?

>>78481337
>as a memberstate of EU you are able to legally move and work somewhere else in europe

That's the theory. In reality, it's hard to do it by yourself. You can't rent a place, you can't open a bank account in another EU country if you don't already have a job there. I know. I tried to do it just a few days ago. And how can you find a job if you can't rent a place...? (The cost of plane tickets from your home country, hotel nights, meals... would be killing you before you can get hired anywhere. You lose all your savings, for zero result.)

Now imagine that you don't even talk the language perfectly. It's even more impossible.

What you say is only good for people who 1) have very significant savings, or 2) live near a border, or 3) are sent to work abroad by their big company.

>>78481674
je préfère les américains largement aux anglos parce que au moins ils viennent pas ici pour se comporter comme nos maîtres

>>78481368
>hurrr making money is bad
Edgy opinion you got there.

>>78481695

>What you say is only good for people who 1) have very significant savings, or 2) live near a border, or 3) are sent to work abroad by their big company.

maybe if you weren't lazy and learned another language and put some effort in you could work in germany or the netherlands. unfortunately english wont get you very far considering they are leaving EU and were never even shengen in the first place

>>78481696

<3

>>78478112
you don't

>>78481696
Chanceux

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>>78481912
R-rare?

>>78481912

T'as la chance d'etre congolese mon gars

>>78481930
Pourquoi donc?

>>78481761
I already talk German, I talk six languages fluently. Stop calling me lazy. The thing is: you can't just settle in any EU country and magically find a job.

When you ACTUALLY try to do it (in the real world, not in the 4chan world), a lot of concrete problems appear. They won't let you rent a place because you have no job. They won't give you a job because your degree comes from a foreign university. They won't open you a bank account because you have "no link" with the country. They won't accept your application because they want you to speak a meme language like Luxembourgish or Catalan. Etc. There is always a flaw. It's not like going from Manchester to London.

>>78481974

T'es vivant? t'as l'internet? je ne sais pas

tes pas francais expatrié?

>>78482056
Oui je suis vivant, oui j'ai internet (quand ça coupe pas, ce qui devrait arriver d'ici une heure ou deux), ça me dit toujours pas pourquoi être congolais c'est mieux qu'autre chose

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>>78482105

mieux que... uh... coree du nord. bien a toi

La ville est devenue peu à peu dégueulasse (kebab sephora keba celio kebab h&m kebab monop'citymarket kebab), en quoi elle ressemble particulièrement bien à la vie intérieure des parisiens.
En dehors des musée, vielles bâtisses et autres divertissement de touristes, cette ville est une poubelle géante, l'atome inshallah

>>78482807
>kebab
c'est quoi la différence avec ça et un shawarma de toute façon

au moins un shawarma c'est bon dans la gueule

>>78482807
>inshallah
How to ruin your entire post with just one final word

>>78481997
>Luxembourgish
>meme language
KYS

>>78481343
You can suck anglo cock all you want, but stop complaining when the live is much better here than in any anglo countries.

>>78481997
>I talk German
>I talk six languages fluently
not so fluent i don't think

>>78482105
Eddie Malou est-il réel ?

C'est une question importante

>>78478682
The uniform looks pretty cool

>OP wishes he was an inbred brown piece of muslim trash
Why ?

same

I love France

>>78478112


being a frenchman is easy:

>pretend not to speak any other language than french
>act as even your farts are better than other people
>be rude
>drink cappucino
>let africans fuck your wife and pretend that you dont know it is happening
>if at war, wave the white flag

>>78478915
Except he's mostly right
t. Rennais (aka 2nd Paris because of the fucking LGV)

>>78478866
>pay a fortune to live in a cramped 10 m2 apartment, perhaps with no toilets
>no job even though you have literally 5 or 6 useful degrees from the country's top universities, and sent thousands of resumes
You're a parisian, thus not French

>>78481364
It is when you live out of Paris