>security guard just kicked my ass and confiscated my wallet

>>78477136
Are you an aboriginal?

>>78477174
I have never seen an aboriginal in my life and I am consciously determined never to

>>78477174
I don't think they know how to use a computer.

>>78477136
Shouldn't have stolen that peanut butter

>>78477136
call the cops on him.

>>78478256
Listen my friend; peanut butter here is $7 a jar and I will deliberately not pay $168 every time I go shopping

>>78478272
>$7 a jar
That better be some high-quality peanut butter

>>78477136
Did he find peanut butter on your person, and did you shit your trousers?

All relevant questions

>>78477212
T.self loathing abo

>>78478398
Consecutively both