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ahh the French edition
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DRUMPF
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...oranges and lemons say the bells of st clement's....
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Which Pepe would you say is the best reflection of your current mood, lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXqHzuT5hvc
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>>78473737
don't look at me
DON'T LOOK AT ME
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>>78473775
the one thats handsome and happy
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You hear about terrorist attacks in Europe all the time, but why is Italy never attacked?
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rate my cat
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>>78473775
tired
haven't had a good sleep in weeks
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do not understand why women do what they do
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>>78473775
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>>78473775
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>>78473794
ISIS bow down to the pope
the pope rules the middle east with an iron fist
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>>78473794
organised crime probably keeps it down
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>>78473775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
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Why do lower middle class women all get this exact same haircut as soon as they hit middle age?
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>>78473828
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>>78473775
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>>78473846
That kind of crime doesn't attract intelligence services like terrorism
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muslims are worse than blacks

thoughts?
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keep seeing people doing things like this recently
some bloke in the rave standing there with "who's got pills on his phone"
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>>78473775
me in the corner
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>>78473798
Think someone smashed it's face in mate
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>>78473870
not sure
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when will vr become realistic lads
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>>78473775
tonight is the night
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>>78473843
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
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http://www.bbc.com/news/av/magazine-40973529/lele-tao-the-online-goddess-who-earns-450k-a-year
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going to do coke with my m8 sunday what are fun things to do on it
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>>78473897
he's been known to chase after parked cars
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How do I stop thinking about how much I hate my life?
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lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as73mxFj1nc
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Frederick of Mömpelgard was heir apparent to the dukedom of Württemberg when he visited Windsor and other English cities in 1592.

He developed a desire to be made a Knight of the Garter and solicited Queen Elizabeth for the honor repeatedly.

After he had inherited the dukedom and become more prominent in affairs, she admitted him to the order.

In a calculated slight, he was not informed of his admission in time to attend the investiture in spring 1597, the ceremony for which Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor was written.

Several references are made to him in The Merry Wives of Windsor, in which a series of anti-German jokes references are made to a German duke who is not expected to come to Windsor.
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>>78473934
what situation are you doing it in
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>>78473939
End it
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>>78473939
Kill yourself.
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>>78473798
pic would be better if the shoe in this picture was a girl foot and if the dog were a cat

just my 2¢
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>>78473879
coke in the uk is utter shit
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refuse to post in the thread until I see that slovakian flag x
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>>78473939
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. Matthew 11:28-30
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>>78473961
>>78473962
Give me real solutions
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>>78473969
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>>78473939
You self medicate with Heroin and Dissociatives
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>>78473775
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>>78473775
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>>78474007
>mom

FOY
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>>78473810
classical female behavior is to trap men into giving them their energy, their semen, and their resources. nature's most sophisticated leeches
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>>78473775
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>>78473775
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>>78473775
I only have three. So this one I suppose.
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>>78473775
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>>78473971
seems you already did pally
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>>78473810
they're a challenge
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>>78473939
You realise it never gets any better
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so many toad posters
gives me the fear but unironically
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>>78474080
Post the other two
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realised that shitposting on the 'chon for 16 hours a day is probably the peak of human existence
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>Unironically saving pictures of frogs on your computer so you can post them to 4chan

shocking that you're in on a friday night.
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>>78473703
how do you pronounce hideous?
like "to hide"?
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>>78473775
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>>78474121
This you?
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>>78474128
i prefer to call it funposting
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>>78474132
high-deuce
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>>78474125
Now that I look at it, the other two are the same, and this one.
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Just found a bottle of red wine at the back of the cupboard. Get the fuck in. I thought the flat was dry
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>>78474132
hid-e-is
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Just watched 10 cloverfield lane, pretty good movie tbqh
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>>78474132
hiddy ous
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>>78474169
>Not having an extensive whisky collection

Embarrassing for you.
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Tell me this isn't fucking real

>>>/tv/86567088
>>>/tv/86567088
>>>/tv/86567088
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>>78473939
>>78473626
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>>78474180
Ah yes northerners. Just come out in the cinema there?
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>>78474188
name a decent whisky you can get at supermarkets
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>>78474199
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>>78474207
Jameson
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>>78474188
>>78474207
whiskey is far better
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>>78474207
Any middle to top shelf single malt scotch with an age statement is fine.

The no age statement ones can be fine too, but have less of a quality guarantee.

Ignore >>78474216 because Irish "whiskey" is disgusting swill.
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>>78474199
shut the fuck up you dumb right wing neo nazi twat
it's acting
you play a part
the race/age/gender/whateverwhogivesashit of the actor does not fucking matter
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Elizabeth Stuart, often referred to as The Winter Queen, was the eldest daughter of James King of Scots, England, and Ireland.

The hand of the young Elizabeth was seen as a very desirable prize. Suitors included:

Gustavus Adolphus, future King of Sweden
Frederic Ulric, Duke of Brunswick
Prince Maurice of Nassau
Otto, Hereditary Prince of Hesse
Victor Amadeus, Duke of Savoy, and the King of Spain’s nephew.

The man chosen was Frederick V, King of Bohemia.
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>>78474216
Jameson is a whiskey
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>>78474188
Finished the last of my Glenfiddich the other night.

Didn't think much of it desu. Won't buy again.

>>78474207
I like Jura
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>>78474216
>>78474232
>>78474233
i dont know who to believe, guess ill give a whiskey and a whisky a go
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>drinking whiskey

oh la de dah you're so mature

sent from my ipod touch
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Lads can your employers force you go to home early unpaid?

Been happening a lot recently because sales have been lower than expected
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>>78474238
What are you mad for?
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>>78474199
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>>78474238
Hello nigger!
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any rum drinker in
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>>78473939
Embrace the pain and try to fix it, do A LOT of drugs or kill yourself
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>>78474289
>rum hangovers
nah
not a fan
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>>78474289
not female, on a tropical island, or 15, so no.
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>>78474210
>>78474280
Your past is racist, your future wont
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>>78474289
Love some dark rum and coke sometimes
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>>78474252
I find Jura a bit too light personally. I went on a trip to Islay, had a bunch there, Lagavulin 16 is still a favourite. I think my overall favourite that I've had up until now is the Glengoyne 15 year actually.

>>78474260
Irish shit tastes sharp and bad, Yank shit tastes like sugar and corn.
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did you see what i done
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>not just taking vodka and adding it to whatever you like to drink
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>>78474199
Literally no source for it. Doubt it mate.
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>>78473939
clean up your diet so that your cells can properly make energy for you, get good quality sleep, get regular exercise and if all of that doesn't work look into supplementing key nutrients that americans are commonly deficient in and amino acids to see if you help regulate your neurotransmitters

your desire to kill yourself will almost certainly go down at least a few notches if your body and brain are healthy.
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Anyone tried grog before?
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>>78474289
Used to be, got a taste for whiskey lately.
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>>78474328
Not a scotch drinker but I have a bottle of laphroaig that I enjoy from time to time
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King Louis XV split his diplomacy into official and secret channels. The secret channels became collectively known as the King's Secret (Secret du Roi in French)

It's agents were involved in bringing France into the American War of Independence

The Secret du Roi was in charge of the 1741 palace revolution in Russia that brought to the throne Empress Elizabeth
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>>78474312
>>78474326
what do your fannies smell like?
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so how's the brexit going lads
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any catmilk drinker in
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>>78473703
ULALA
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>Anyone tried grog before?
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>>78474347
Beer/cider
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>no new frivvi today
might as well not bother sleeping
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>>78474367
lavender, sweat and the seaside
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usually drink vodka but sometimes engage with american whiskey
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>>78474289
are you from newfoundland? why do newfies love rum so much?
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>>78474353
This is quite literally the solution but I don't have any motivation to do it
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>>78474132
i say "hiddy-us"
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>>78474289
Vat 19
Morgans is better but you'll stink of it like a pirate all night.
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>>78474132
igh-dee-ows amigo
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>>78474121
no that's pepe
this is a toad
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>>78474368
Both our government and our opposition right now are so incompetent that I've really lost all interest. Looks like it will be a pointless tepid series of compromises
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>>78474289
Are any good rums in Leafland? You guys drink it pure, with some ice or with coke?
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CANT TAKE HIS
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>>78474429
find myself agreeing with this statement
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>>78474368
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>>78474429
pretty scary that you can be a democracy, vote on something, and then just make up a bunch of stuff and be like "heh that didnt really happen guys... don't worry about it you're all stupid if you voted for it anyway lol... anyway xD...."
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venezuelans have internet?
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>>78474023
>his country has had a significant chunk of it annexed within the last few years
>they're having more of it taken as we speak
>they bend over and take it
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>>78474436
ari Venezlad
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>>78474481
love it
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>>78474481
The arm skin graft and the smily
Jesus Christ
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>>78473858
saved :)
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>>78474473
https://twitter.com/Im_TheAntiTrump/status/898671223894405120
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>>78474481
so do transmen just constantly have a semi? can they feel it?
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>>78474481
Humanity was a mistake
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>>78474481
post on /g/ /watches/
Timex?
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>>78474491
Hey! How was your day lad?
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s18ALmGxlH5V
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Shagged an absolute 8/10 last night

still riding the high
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXqHzuT5hvc
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>>78474523
I don't want to get to know Muslims though.
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>>78474571
Probably better than yours I imagine
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>>78474386
no. probably due to the proximity to the sea.

>>78474436
rum is very popular in maritimes. i read in the paper a few years ago that in nova scotia rum accounts for like 40% of all liquor sales. the best canadian rum is a dark rum from newfoundland called screech. some drink it pure, i personally do most of the time, but most people mix it.
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oi havin' a tink on me loife laddies
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>>78474571
Meh tolerable.
Just saying hello to you is all.
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>>78474483
For now
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drink bundy rum and fight cunts lads, it's called biff syrup for a reason
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/brit/ is dead
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>>78474600
nice :-)
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>>78474667
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>>78474523
>kills indiscriminately
So you wait until he's killed a dozen people before you do anything about it?
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>>78474604
why are you so intolerant?
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any toad man in?
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>>78474688
Because Islam has no place here.
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This is powerful.
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>>78474600
I only went and subscribed to this channel!!
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>>78474523
>Uses Iphone

Screeching
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>>78474701
this is a diverse country sweetie pie
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wish women would stop painting their faces
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About to make some nesquik for a snack, didn't have any blue milk on that day
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>>78474770
Slovakia??? Get to fuck.
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>>78474790
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>>78473794
italy has very experienced security services due to problems during the cold war
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>>78474780
=/
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>>78474780
>Semi skimmed milk

What the HELL is that?
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There we go, gonna be lovely x
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Fuck Drumpfk
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>>78474780
wtf m&s milk lasts forever
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>>78474523

ISIS = Chad
Muslim= Virgin
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>>78474728
its all yours my friend ;)
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lads..
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>>78474714
based slovakia
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>>78474866
come on now. Blue board
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3 bags of homo milk straight up the shitter
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>>78474888
grassing little bitch
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>>78474883
Did you really order just a plain Margherita pizza?
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year 2030


"Hey Ned, got tickets to the terrorist attack tonight?"

"Suuuure thing, Jerry! Can't wait to see what Akeem Abduljazzeez cooks up next!"
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>>78474883
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>>78474902
Time and a place cunt
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>>78474915
overrated
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Hate my life so much
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Thoughts on the lost continent of Mu, lads?
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>>78474884
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>>78474921
what kind of pickled rick is this
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>>78474937
any new form of continent always looks weird to me, probably because I'm so used to staring at our current globe
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>>78474949
Serb flag is better.
just sayan
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>>78474924
porcelain goddess
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I'm on the wedding squanch episode of r&m, good so far
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didn't do anything to turn my dire life around today but tomorrow is another day
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don't trust any 18+ model who doesn't do regular porn
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the wife is gone lads
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>>78475011
What are you going to do tomorrow
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made crepes so i did
made too many
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>>78474977
rus > sv = nl > sb > sk
2bh
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>>78475038
yer mam
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>>78475040
didn't mean to trigger
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Woah...and people here still complain...
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Going to take a break from videogames for a bit
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MORTY LE BURP XD GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY NOTHING MATTERS XD M-M-MORTY RACISM IS REAL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP M-MORTY OPEN THE BORDERS MORTY THE WAGE GAP IS REAL OK MORTY BUUUUUUUUUUURP
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>>78473775
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>>78475053
hwut?
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>>78475038
go to gym and not get high
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>>78475057
Diogenes tier comfy
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McDonald's staff in the UK might be going on strike lads
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>>78475066
>Unironically saving pictures of frogs on your computer so you can post them to 4chan

shocking that you're in on a friday night.
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>>78475062
You know the last few of these don't seem accurate...
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>>78475079
where do you think we are
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>>78475057
I bet they live a more enjoyable and fulfilling life than I do
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>>78474973
It's an old continent though.

Just lost.
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ate all the crepes so i did
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would like to bash my own skull in with a hammer
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do gfs like to get fucked up
>>
What Lego set should I order
>>
>>78474982

looks a bit young
>>
>>78475133
those old star wars ones were pretty peng
>>
fucking freezing
putting the heat on for an hour
might close windows upstairs too
>>
>>78475133
One with an orange transparent chainsaw.
>>
>>78475116
>Unironically saving pictures of frogs on your computer so you can post them to 4chan

shocking that you're in on a friday night..
>>
going on holiday next week and not even looking forward
>>
>>78473879
Funnily enough I was in Krakow and some guy had one with "got any pills?"
>>
bait, but it's saturday morning
>>
>>78475199
it's saturday morning here lad meanwhile it's friday night where you are, mr virgin
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>>78475150
b.1993
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bigots btfo
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>>78475208
good morning for you lad?
>>
>>78475225
Would love to wash her feet
>>
>>78475221
staying in waiting for the gf to get back from her business trip that she was on with her boss
>>
Love pets, simple as

You feed them, care for them and they love you back
>>
>>78475243
bit dull innit
kinda hungry, haven't eaten yet
>>
>>78474523

Ah yes those friendly Muslims, let's just ignore that only 20% of Muslims that were polled in the UK opposed the idea of Shariah Law being implemented and 1 in 4 Muslims polled in 2006 felt that the 7/7 bombings were justified.

They are totally on our side and won't vote be in favour of further islamification :)
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>>78475262
>>
I HATE you
>>
stop talking about muslims
>>
>>78475291
cringe
>>
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>>78475291
>>
>>78475291
cats don't ponder their own existence you daft cunt
>>
Faithful hound lads> perfidious cats
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>>78475262
would love to have a cat
>>
>>78475291
Attaching human feelings and concepts to a cat

Sad!
>>
my cat is a tabby cat its name is Brian.
>>
>>78475291
>when will that big thing feed me

>where will I piss or shit next

>how many birds shall I kill today

>wonder how many people can see my arsehole with my tail up
>>
imagine giving your cat a human name
>>
>>78475334
was he named after the snail?
>>
Must be mad being someone's dog or cat
if I was a pretty girl's cat I would scratch her. Roasties btfo
>>
knew a gay guy called brian who was missing most of his teeth because people would be the shit out of him for being a faggot
>>
would stomp a cat to death if i saw it wondering in an alley alone

fucking despise them. remind me of rats.

disgusting little creatures
>>
>>78475347
if i had a cat or dog it would be called dave. regardless of gender.
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>>78475291
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Piggies
>>
>>78475369
psychopathic freak
>>
>>78475354
I don't actually have a cat at all; fooled you
>>
Had a cat once. She would come and go
Came back and farted out a litter of kittens then fucked off again.
Had to twist their necks because they were starving.
>>
>>78475382
Pay up
>>
going to commit
>>
If i had a cat I would feed it a juicy mouse every day.
>>
cuckio and all that
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>>78475390
>>
>>78475373
respectable name is Dave
>>
hey everyone let's go to /mammi/ and steal their lunch money
>>
going to go jerk off outside, hopefully the neighbor doesnt run into me
>>
fuck me its 2am
>>
>>78475430
not your personelle army
>>
Saw a gaggle of kittens in an alley behind my house one day. Waited another day and they were still there

Sad little things. Ended up smooshing their tiny heads in with my boots. Remember hearing the cracking of bones and squirting of guts

Hadnt really thought about it until now
>>
How do I get help for depression
>>
thoughts on this youtube kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBiMW202L8I
>>
>>78475423
>"Find the ball dave"
>"Where is it mate?"
>"Good lad!"
>"Cheers dave"
>>
have never masturbated outdoors, but I'm not going to say I never would
you don't know what situations this crazy life will throw at you
>>
>>78475451
>reddit

>spacing
>>
>>78475480
Jerked off in the woods while camping one year. Came on a tree.

Changed my life tbqh.
>>
>>78475457
get a cat
>>
>>78475364
https://youtu.be/090ROARLQ_k
>>
>>78475457
go to your GP, they deal with it all the time
>>
Feels like time is moving so slowly
>>
star wars? if you ask me it has declined as a franchise
>>
Imagine being autistic enough to care about a bit of space between words

thats how fucking sad and lonely you are that you have to find things to get stressed about

not a job, or a fight with your gf, no the space between letters on an anime imageboard, that'll do it
>>
>>78475537
fuck off reddit
>>
>>78475480
>he never found a bag of dodgy magazines in the bushes
>>
was just wanking and lost the will to do it half way through
>>
hate reddit

love reddit spacing

simple as
>>
>>78475537
yeahwhocaresaboutspacesbetweenwords
>>
>>78475537
You

need

to

go

back
>>
>NEO up almost 32000% since the start of this year
if I put $1000 in there I would now have $32 million
>>
>>78475553
happens to me a lot. get these shitty "partial orgasms"
>>
>>78475536
Nah mate rouge one was quality
>>
>>78475561
Nah I I think I'll do just fine here
>>
>>78475563
made around 250%
>>
>>78475569
just bored with it
>>
>>78475536
I liked the one with the chinklad from IPman

Still shit tho
>>
are you islamic terrorists ?
>>
>>78475610
>Be european
>get run over by van
>>
>>78475616
Vans don't kill people
>>
caught myself getting a bit rorke in front of workmates after a few drinks

suspect this will end badly for me someday
>>
>>78475616
>be american
>get run over by a van
>its actually a poltard
Id rather get rammed by a car driven by an islamist thank you
>>
>>78475635
just how rorke? i'm quite rorke at work. but then i work b=with a bunch of lads
>>
>>78475639
What difference does it make
>>
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Good night everyone.
Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.
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>>78475639
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>>78475079
get out
>>
>>78475639
not saying what he did was ok but they were antifa, not just regular people walking around town tbf
>>
>>78475530
You have smoked again, dirty junky.
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>>78475660
You say this but right before the great betrayal.
>>
So are muslim attacks just expected once a month in europe now?

Definitely never going anywhere near the continent for a while
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Legolad, get this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKG8DAbJkC0
want a vr metart drone gf
>>
>>78475673
>>78475673
>>78475673
New
>>
>>78475660
*sucks maple syrup from you're anus and spits it on my pancakes*
yum yum tastes like bum
>>
>>78475616
>learns banter
>learns the difference between a van and a truck
good chap
>>
>>78475651
The symbol, i dont want to be a martyr for commies and antifas, and i dont want a fucking poltist to actually kill me.
>>
>>78475685
>early thread at 2am
kill yourself
>>
>>78475692
>>78475692
>>
>>78475711
you're even fucking worse
>>
>>78475650
I work with middle class left-of-centre types from in and around Glasgow and someone mentioned Thatcher

explained that I too take issue with the deindustrialisation of the country and almost veered off into explaining that I identify with pre-Thatcherite High Tory values but caught myself on the precipice
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