>you wake up in South America... what to do?

Ok, I wake up in South America... where? Tierra del Fuego, a favela, the Amazonas, Maduro's house?

Return to North America

>tfw I wake up in South America every day
>for some people this is a nightmare

>>78473454
bunda

shouting around there the next one is Gorge Washington

Yes, I do.
All the time.

>>78473508
this

breathe

>>78473454
go to school if it's a week day

>>78473529
one day you wont wake up

Be sad it's not Spain, but otherwise pretty good and would enjoy.

Pee, get dressed, eat breakfast.

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>>78473454
Are those finished red bricks?

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>>78473454
Watch anime

>>78473454
Go and get a haircut

>>78473529
It's about 90% nightmare and 10% chile

Surra de bunda

>>78473454
Impregnate a white Argentine girl

Go back to sleep, too tired to hunt lately.

>wait until nighttime
>go to Rio clubs
>try to get laid on account of my gringo status

>land on somewhere in South America
>get shot by random person

>>78473454
Arrange more drug trafficking operations, of course.

>wake up in a land so normalfag the 4chan copycats are at 2 stage of "normalfag pretending not to be normalfag"
idk grab a gun and start a mass shooting

Be able to drink legally

>>78473454
Fuck a tranny hooker

South America isn't different from anywhere else in the Western world, unless you are a favelado or Bolivian altiplano peasant.

Take a shower, shave and have breakfast.

>take a shower
>eat breakfast
>study math a bit
>ask for a pizza
>start downloading boku no hero academia
>watch boku no hero academia and re:creators
>sleep a bit
>play wow with my guild progressing in kil'jaeden heroic
>go out my friends and talk with them during the night
>eat ice cream
>come home
>sleeps again

this is what I would do if I wake up in south america

drink with my friends, fuck a girl, go to sleep. what else is to do in life?

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Go to work or stay in bed all day if it's sunday. Good taste btw senpai

>>78478976
fuck a girl that isnt your sister

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I wouldn't wake up anywhere else if I had a choice tbcfhwy lad. It's pretty comfy down here

>>78473454
Hope that I can make it to the embassy before I'm spotted by banditos looking to behead me.

>>78473454
Become a shaman and/or discover El Dorado.
Next question?

>>78479311
>Bogota
>comfy

>>78473454
go back to sleep and hope I wake up somewhere else

>>78479494
depending on where you live, it fucking is. West, east and norht are decent. South is a bit shit

Check for my kidneys

>>78473454
Hop on La Bestia and go back home... America

>>78479876
La bestia doesn't pass through SA. Made me chuckle tho

>>78479904
Really? In that case i'm fucked...