/brit/

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sophie

fuck

The best gimmicks are the ones posted once or twice a year

Surprised by how alcohol is allowed on trains and planes

got a fucking toothache

why do wisdom teeth still exist, fuck them, bunch of cunts

the westerosi and the dothraki need to join together to fight the evil bigoted white walkers

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>china is pollu-

business idea: groom confused students

*enters other countries by force, steals their resources and subjugates their populations*
*Installs dictators on a whim*
*Withdraws from these now very impoverished countries*
>W-what?!? Why are you all migrating here and why don't you love us??

watching some yank stolen valor videos again
what the FUCK is wrong with these people?

>>78454487
Only acceptable 125s are NSR, RS, TZR, or any KTM

>>78454543
just got back from china
it's beautiful but the chinese people ruin it

>>78454555
good idea comrade

>>78454555
alri rashers?

>>78454564
Everything, btw the videos are funny and 90% of then are in an wallmart

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woah...

>>78454556
I don't blame them for wanting to come here, it was nice here before they arrived.

I do blame our politicians for letting them in.

*steals oil and other resources on the premise your country is a threat*
*Installs puppet govt*
>You bloody migrants are terrible stop stealing our jobs!

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Business idea : let China invest more in our economy

>>78454565
but i want something i can do dangerous tricks on to get fanny

*personally invades foreign countries*
the government had nothing to do with it lads, it was all me

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Why do they even sell alcohol at airports? What the fuck do you do with it?

Swig from a bottle in the waiting areas?

>>78454589
the radical centrist

heem sleepy

>>78454555
welcome professor, 100k starting

>>78454420

What's wrong with Argies lads

personal lifestyle idea: shag depressed sixth formers

>>78454564
yeah but they dont get blown up by some daft cunt from morocco every time they go outside

business idea: communo-fascism

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>>78454577
I went to China last year
it would be great if the Cultural Revolution involved Mao deporting all Chinese people from China

>>78454556
>now very impoverished
they were rich and prosperous before?

>>78454619
duty free you child

>>78454556
>everyone in Europe supports the war crimes committed against the middle east
>this means the shit happening in europe is a-ok
fuck off you stupid cunt

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>Attack in Finland

>yfw the Yanks shitposting about Europe being a warzone are starting to be proved right

why do people even bother reposting shit gimmicks? what is the point?

didn't they get the message that nobody responded the first 2000 times they posted it?

*allows catholic priests to molest children for centuries*
>Islam is a barbaric religion, they're all paedos!!

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Business idea : revive Mao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

>>78454619
virgin detected

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>i enjoy faust

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>>78454556
white guilt is a mental disorder

>>78454614
I reiterate

Only acceptable 125s are NSR, RS, TZR, or any KTM.

That being said, I DID literally get fanny when I was 17 by doing a wheelie all the way down a high street on my mates DT125

>>78454640
which part did you go to? I went to Shenzhen and Guilin but stayed in Hong Kong for two months before that (but it's not proper china)

general idea: commit statutory rape

>>78454619
I never understand it
Alcohol is never usually that expensive in places like Tesco or Bargain Booze

Maybe it's for cunts who only to abroad on beach holidays and are too lazy to find a local off licence and find what "vodka" is in the local language

>>78454658
you thought they were wrong at any point?

this has all been orchestrated by jews

>>78454619
Because it's cheaper you pleb cunt

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>me? forming my own opinion?
>no, sirrah, ill just pick a meme ideology and base my whole life off of it
>anyone who isn't a part of my meme ideology is evil and bad too!

>>78454686
Went to Beijing and I'm going to Hangzhou in September
I'll make sure to take pictures when I'm there and post them here

>>78454645
they wuz kaingz

>>78454681
leftism*

Cheated on the gf again lads

>>78454669
Mao was a good general but a retarded leader tbf
>lads just melt down all your tools in back yard furnaces to make steel, it'll be really high quality steel i swear
>lads just kill all sparrows lmao

>>78454645
India was as rich as the UK before the british invaded, enslaved and genocided them

>>78454513
This but instead of the floor it's my face

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>hey! stop, your opinion is different to my meme ideology's echo chamber!
>you're just the enemy of my meme ideology!

>>78454747
>what is the caste system

Nice try sweetie

>>78454747
Did they poo in loo back then?

>>78454619
Good b8

>>78454709
>take pictures when I'm there
do it la i wanna see if what i've heard about beijing is correct
>>78454730
me too haha

business idea: go to bed early because youve got to be up early and then stay awake in bed for 5 hours and start posting on /brit/

>>78454664
The difference being the institution itself being corrupt: priests are part of that institution, most Catholics are not.

Versus the general followers of Islam being nasty people, terrorists and murderers and rapists amongst other things.

The vast majority of Catholic followers are decent people, there's no problem with general Catholic followers, you can't really say that for Islam, their barbarism isn't limited only to their institutions and imams the same way it is for the Catholic Church, in Islam the barbarism spreads through the whole of the religion

>>78454747
>being this liar
Nice gimmick lad, but no

>>78454487
grom was shit personally
too less power

>>78454857
well she's not wrong, Islamism is a far-right ideology

the ideology i don't like are the real nazis

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>>78454812
I've already been to Beijing. I'm going to Hangzhou this year (and will go to a few other places)

What have you heard about Beijing?

hate croatians
love serbs
simple as

can someone tell me where in the bible it says that it is perfectly ok to fuck little boys

because the koran says it's perfectly ok to kill non-believers

>>78454874
post hayabusa

>>78454898
Send Olga of Kiev please

>>78454850
Holy shit. How much bigotry can you fit into a post?

>>78454891
that the city is very filthy but the people are the most civilised of china

>>78454880
ah yes I'm sure this attack was politically motivated wasn't it

I'm sure the terrorists were all members of the right wing Spanish political parties

>Milton Keynes introduce boris bikes
>half are already vandalised

Will never understand why provincials are so violent and criminal

>>78454898
say this to my face at the Australian Open and we'll see

/pol/ actually thinks the establishment are "alt-left"

Business idea: Neoliberal global capitalists with fascist aesthetics.

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>Holy shit. How much bigotry can you fit into a post?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4268198/kkk-leader-david-duke-fan-jeremy-corbyn/

>David Duke loves Corbyn

howling

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>right
>left

>>78454949
>ah yes I'm sure this attack was politically motivated wasn't it

well yes? It's about promoting the politics of Islamism, a far-right ideology

There aren't any Islamist parties in Spain so I'm not sure what your point is there

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>say this to my face at the Australian Open and we'll see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzPYRFSUlCQ

funniest youtube video I know

share the funniest ones you know

Isis attacked Finland? Holy shit that's weird. It's going to lead the same old stuff
>Close the border!
And so on. Unfortunately that's what Isis want us to do-alienate moderate Muslims. They know they can't achieve anything with these sporadic attacks so they're trying to make us change policy.

>>78454968
pinochet?

>>78454986
he voted for Hillary too because the Clintons fund the KKK

who /neoliberal discord/ here?

Bane's Plane and Wayne

Formerly CIA's

>>78454986
yeah who would have that an anti-semite would like another anti-semite

gave you a You for the last time, we're done professionally

>>78455001
A classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah9xy4SqnWw

>>78454997
>filename
is this some kind of gimmick or are you just mental

>>78454929
plz wait till i starting working
>tfw according to local low of japan, can't buy full power motor unless importing from west

>>78454995
you're just a terrorist apologist

all islamic terror attacks are religiously motivated, they have nothing to do with politics whatsoever

take your own straw to parties for sniffing coke

>>78455004
>Close the border!
>And so on. Unfortunately that's what Isis want us to do-alienate moderate Muslims

Reading this makes me really think at what Baumstein has done. Absolute mess

Listening to air felling gay af

fuck off croat

>>78454986
Dailystormer likes corbyn too

>>78454995
You're genuinely autistic.

Islamism doesn't fit on the traditional western right-left political spectrum. You fit very well on another kind of spectrum though.

>>78455050
hahahAHHAHAHAH you fucking cuck

>>78455027
Used to be a decent meme

Pity it was beaten like a dead horse

>>78455066
Who the fuck is baumstein

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somali?

>>78455030
Alri Tony

>>78455116
Too white, i guess Jordanian or Syrian

>>78455116
No he's Finnish you bigot, he was born there!

>>78454986
>>78455030
>>78455093
Are Jez

>>78455047
another classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-VHJvBvM2k

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>>78454941
Don't have a picture of it, but 2 minute walk from the host uni we were staying at, there was a McDonalds
Across the road from the McDonalds, there was an open pit that I think people used for rubbish
It fucking stank. Also, the sewers stink too. Someone who had been to Beijing before and knew the sewers stank stood next to a drain and said "Anon, can you smell that? It smells like pizza!" I took a sniff and couldn't smell anything and told him that. He told me to come next to him and smell it. I stood on the grate, took a big whiff and started retching whilst he burst out laughing.

>>78455110
LE H0THED XDddd U ARE LE REDDIT!!!!! LE REDDIt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHITEY STATUS:
BTFO

https://youtu.be/FCSh48OlvMo

>>78455066
Thieves that break into people's homes to shit in people's fridge want you to be afraid and lock your door. Don't play their game, don't let fear win
#openheart/openhome

>>78455164
think he meant the sneed feed seed joke and hes right it was funny but now its nunny

>>78455166
Baumstein does it again

>>78455166
A powrfull video...

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>>78455164

business idea: choose a distinguishable foreign poster to continuously insult

>>78455164

Hothead, oh my dear hothead. Do not let yourself turn into ash, remain here with us, the big guys. Oh hothead, were you with us? You were with the masketta man and not the strings of fate sign your impending doom, out of the plane you go with a bullet in your head's room.

>>78455221
do that to the ethiopian poster

>>78455204
fuck off you greasy nonce wop bender

litterally paying a "friend" to spend time with me tonight, hope he doesn't bail after 1 hour last time to go meet his other friends

Liths are low iq subhumans Latvian is a funny poster

>>78455221
Shit idea you vile odious slug

67K WHAT WHERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBgkBdFvWGw


holy fuck Rebel Media is in meltdown

>>78455196

>Sneed feed

Could you explain the meme?

>>78455230
>>78455252
would crush your anglo ape like skulls on one move

>>78455236
You kiwi goat fucker just kill yourself

>>78455101
the jews doing something unironically i guess

>>78455239
what?

What the fuck is rebel media. How do you cretins know all this shite. Glad I don't desu

>>78455272
it was formerly Chuck's

>>78455281
litterally paying a "friend" to spend time with me tonight, hope he doesn't bail after 1 hour last time to go meet his other friends

>>78455291
a product of this man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Levant

>>78455292

Huh, who's chuck?

>>78455291
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78455164
/brit/ is a hothead free general

>>78455291
autistic alt-right news

*puts Brazil in a headlock*

>>78455321
the former owner of Sneed's mate keep up

/brit/ looks like it's always filled with runts

>>78455314
actually dangerous and down right stupid

>>78455163
yeah in Guilin people just piss and sometimes shit on the streets, spit everywhere etc. But at least they didnt seem to litter too much

business idea: leave the gf and move in with a google AI

>>78455291
Some Jewish alt-right news website

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maybe Paris isnt so bad
i do quite like the fact they have some proper medieval callbacks, like statues to Crusaders and stuff

it does remind me of Broken Sword a lot, in a good way.

am quite enjoying reading my book in the park here

*dives a plane into a building in NY*

>>78455363
didn't see piss or shit, but people would spit all over the place

>>78455384
>>78455331

>alt-right


ahhhh yes, the well informed /brit/izens

>>78455416
>drives
>Brazilian """""""""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>78455437
Here comes a limp wristed autist

Hey Siri,
why are most terrorist attacks committed by followers of Islam?

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'byn

>>78455263
Well, they began with a reasonable journalist, Brian Lilley, getting dragged onto Ezra Levant's soapbox for his anger and Zionism. Then they just started hiring crazier and more fringe people, like Gavin McInnes, who is a troll and nothing else, Lauren Southern, who hasn't a thought in her head, Faith Goldy, who is a suspiciously tanned white supremacist.

It was a recipe for disaster.

>>78455467
*computing*
You are a racist
*calling 911*

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/18/global-super-rich-agreeing-to-rent-luxury-london-homes-without-visiting thoughts?

>go to france
>stay at a hostel
im a povvo and even im not that povvo
whats wrong with a nice hotel

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The 'lub

Why is there a huehue itt. Imagine some favela dweller posting in /brit/, howling at the thought

>>78455460
I have dislexya sorry

>native americans are literally just russians

makes you thinke

>>78455463

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_3L8CcFQ8

like a supposed communist site denouncing communism.

back in your runt cage.

the day the 90s died, all joy died

t. 1999

Finland just got Allah Ackbar'd

One woman was knifed by a brown person

>Eyewitness Jesse Brown told the BBC: "I saw police shoot a person, a man I think. People were running and there was talk about a knife attack, possibly multiple perpetrators."
probably more of those bloody pro-russian rebels

>>78455467
Why are you asking a pornstar about islam

>>78455475
cretin trying to appeal to nomans who have no clue about his terrorist sympathising past

BBC have a picture up of the attacker and I cant tell if hes spanish or muslim

>>78455563
Hamas and the IRA are freedom fighters sweetie

whatever happened to that poleaboo guy?

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>tfw there is a daytime television show documenting the phenomenon of white flight and it's called "Escape to the Country"

>>78455545
What? I'm not watching your bent video, and your post is nonsensical, typed by limp wristed hands.

>>78455612
Send it

reeleejun of peeees

>>78455488
im travelling on my own until i meet up with mates in Zurich

when you are alone hostels >>>> hotels
its really easy to make new friends and tag along with them for a few days in hostels, its super cool

It surprises me that English and Welsh students aren't holding mass demonstrations against blatant discrimination and being forced into taking loans to support a shameful government backed, ponzi scheme.

@78455633
read the title of it then my low IQ friend

>>78455613
what freedom are they fighting for?

Religião da paz

>>78455650
they are but the english media supresses the news

they actually stole Cardiff and hid it for 2 weeks in the Brecon Beacons to hold for ransom last month, but the lamestream media wont tell you that

>78455665
Not even glancing at a pixel lad

>>78455627
last I heard she's on trial

business idea: go to yankland and pretend to be a veteran to get free lunches

>>78455650
doesn't matter since the loans don't have to be paid off until you earn X amount of money

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aesthetic

Stefan's most powerful video yet
https://youtu.be/6tKJXE1IBc0

someone link me a good stolen valour video please

im curious

>>78455781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq3s345bU8A

do you reckon if you went into a public place and shouted "ok google" everyones phones would just start going mental and then you could shout "search for white genocide"

>>78455781
https://www.funker530.com/?s=stolen
Enjoy, all of then are funny

>>78455759
has he grown some integrity and admitted to being a white nationalist yet?

>>78455759
though this was going to be robbie rotten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm0OkuT8YG8&t=43m35s

43 minutes 35 seconds in lads.

Fucking hell. America.

>>78455880
you thought wrong

>>78455814
>pretending to be an Iraq vet just to pay $5 less in the new fifa
wtf i love america now

>>78455880
>1 whole fucking hour
would genuinely rather die than watch this

>>78455814
>>78455851
hmm
sort of an underwhelming payoff when they get called out, but the leadup when they embarass themselves is quite good

>>78455925
that's why I told you to skip to this one bit.

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anime

Spitting at the wall

>>78455931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8

WASSUP

>>78455946
anime was ruined by cg

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what the fuck is stolen valour

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>>78455880
>Whites will be a minority by 2050
>*APPLAUSE*

>>78455931
They use this to have a small discount in productes, totally nonse people

>>78455973
shiny shinobu is not cg, but i agree

>>78455991
apparently in murrica getting killed in the name of your globalist government is an achievement and something to be proud of

>>78455991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVS9JjX_4a0

Why do railway people keep striking? What the fuck do they want?

>>78455991
it's when a person pretends to be an army veteran to have discount in stores and free lunch

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>>78456055
wow epic burn dumplings btfo

>>78456070
they work like 5 hours a day, earn £45,000, but want less hours and more money

Towards the end of the day my manager asked why I hadn’t applied to the full time emails job, I just said that I didn’t keep an eye on that sort of thing, he told me the vacancy closes at 5pm so he’ll allow me to get off the phones and use the rest of my time to apply. I decided I may as well but as I was already aware, the vacancy had closed yesterday. I just dropped an email to my manager to say it wasn’t a big deal, if I really wanted that job I’d have applied in a timely manner.

Trying to reflect I think the reason I didn’t apply was because I didn’t think I’d get it. Before applying, you also need to ask your manager and I thought he’d think it silly I bother applying, despite my email stats being the best, there are other people who work here who are more competent and have been around longer. I’m too unremarkable to reach beyond my current station, it would be pitiful. The other reasons I didn’t apply were the horrors of an interview , competition and rejection. I’m going to hate seeing an inferior being now take that job, I hope it’s not the cow that error logged me. I feel like I was expected to apply.

At the start of the day the older guy sitting next to me initiated conversion with me, he’s nice, easy to talk to since it was just work stuff.

Bought two pairs of jeans from primark, size 12, one dark blue skinny, the other grey distressed hem skinny and they both fit! Overjoyed, not sure if I’ll buy more jeans tomorrow and/or some tops. I’ll buy a bra online.

My sister tried moving the TV while I was out, just tipped it onto the floor, she moved the PS4 though. Guess I’ll just move it to my room and buy my own console. Stop me from having any reason to go down now.

>>78456079
Alri schlomo

LADS BRUCEY HAS DIED

suns beating down on me through my window haha might have a heat stroke wahey

Bruce Forsyth has died

Turn on bbc bruceys carked

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toquitos for dindins tonight lads

>>78456189
was on the cards for a while

not unexpected

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F

>>78456189
Brucey who?

Attenborough is next lads

don't know who this brucie man is, but can vouch he's a paedo

Bruce Forsyth kicked the bucket

leftists are trying to censor the Spain attacks

this is because of Brexit

>>78456255
fuck off dumb croat

Lol some old guy died in other news water is wet

>>78456070
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-man_operation

normally you'd have a guard and a driver on a train, and the guard would shut the doors (since they can pop their head out easily and survey the platform to ensure everyones on the train)
the train companies want to get rid of the the guards to save money

>>78456269
how?

>>78456189
bout time

>Forsyth is known for his catchphrases, "Nice to see you, to see you nice" and "Didn't he (/she/they) do well?". He's dead

Forsyth died on 18 August 2017. Dead bugger

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Forsyth

who here added the words "dead bugger" to Sir Bruce's wikipedia page

F

>>78456289
Spamming the videos with "delete this" and flooding the hash tag with cat pictures

>>78456289
by ignoring it

I bet BBC have had these memorial video packages prepared for years

>>78456289
put a big tarp over Barcelona so no one can see in
starting to grab markers and are scribbling out barcelona on all the maps they can find

>>78456289
stopping videos of the attack being posted

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>>78456189
>>78456233
>>78456299
how long before the paedo claims come in?

quite enjoying the new brand new album lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13733936
http://www.strawpoll.me/13733936
http://www.strawpoll.me/13733936
http://www.strawpoll.me/13733936

got an interesting poll for you laddos

Died 18 August 2017 (aged Expression error: Unexpected < operator–Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".)Expression error: Unexpected > operator

Another allahu knife attack ongoing in Germany

>>78456327
never because bruce was pure

>>78456233
so how long till it comes out that he was a nonce?

>>78456324
>>78456311
this is cooperating with the authorities. You haven't been posting videos that could harm a police investigation have you?

>>78456343
CREASING

shan't be reading any posts mocking comfy grandad man's passing

>>78456346
no fucking way

>>78456327
i've already sent mine

>>78456333
all of those things are cause by jews anyway

oh did the old person die

right

lmao at all the wikipedia runts who jump to the chance to be the first to edit an article

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>>78456366

reckon the 17th century was one of the absolute worst in british history

the whole thing was an embarassing mess of war, pestilence and economic disasters

>>78456317
They do obituaries decades in advance and continuously update them until they die
T. Dad owns bbc

might do a cheeky 'cide when attenborough bites it

>>78456346
who pissed off the muzzles?

>>78456412
we needed a good old violent century to take us from the middle ages to the enlightened world

>>78456404
reckon there are bots which look out for news articles from reputable sources online saying people have died then it automatically updates their wikipedia article

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>>78456412
hello Charles Stuart

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>>78456391
THROW ZE JOO DOWN ZE WELL

>>78456396
textbook signs of severe autism on display

if i kill myself at the exact same time David Attenborough dies will we go to heaven at the same time and be able to hang out and stuff

>>78456333
all of the above

>>78456435
there are fights on wikipedia about it though

>>78456464
no

Always found Bruce a bit creepy desu.

>>78456464
don't think heaven exists mate

just heemed brucie and legged it, didn't look back but I didn't hear him get back up

wish i had a chin like brucey

>>78456333
all those things sound bad

Nice to see you to see you dead!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40979128
based officer

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>>78456359

bruce whosyth?

don't care about Attenborough
overrated

>>78456509
ah yes and apparently guns are bad

Bruce was a nonce for sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEB2Lxbfa4

Yanks don't even know who Bruce was

behead those who insult brucie

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4273116/dusseldorf-stabbing-germany-police-search/

stabbing in germany

made me pal roll on mdma last night

he didnt seem to get it

think he might be autistic or something

>>78456536
if the attackers had had guns they would have done a lot more damage, you're right

>>78456464
He's upper class m8, you have basically nothing in common.
He doesn't want to listen how much you like baked beans on toast.

>>78456556
2 in one day as well as the usual 5 in Sweden which are quickly hidden and covered up

>>78456542
killed himself before he could be found out

the lefts fondness of censorship just proves they fear what the censored have to say.

Do you get free catering in heaven
Reckon god knows how to make all your mums best dishes

>>78456617
mashallah brother

>>78456574
so don't give guns to muzzies then

easy

>>78456620
mums a shit cook hope not

>>78456556
it's not like people get stabbed every day in the UK

wish i was a b-movie actor in 50's hollywood
saving dames from beastly creatures

>>78456641
You wont be going to heaven at all with an attitude like that

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>>78456617
hmmm
HMMMMMM

>>78456617
they hate anything that goes against their narrative

they can't stand the truth

>>78456637
or anyone except the police, yeah

I’m angry, I’ve had enough of these people.
They’re a bunch of Christian murdering scum that run giant death factories, keeping babies alive and selling their body parts.
What more do you need to know about these people?
I go out and face these scum.
They literally crawl out from under rocks.
They have green-looking skin and run around screaming, “We love Satan, We want to eat babies.”
I have them on video.
Hillary’s into creepy, weird, sick stuff, man. #Spiritcooking.
She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman whose mother wears a hood over her head. What the hell?
That woman, number one, is ugly.
Imagine how bad she smells, man. I’m told her and Obama just stink.
Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur.
Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around coming after us.
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We’re sick self-centered crap we don’t even notice hell itself rising up against us.
Millions are pouring in people of the very worst type and I’m so pissed.
We’re gonna stab your daughter at the mall.
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We’re gonna stab your wife, your son.
Ooooooooooooh!
We’re gonna stab you with a butcher knife, and then the police chief is gonna say,
“We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims. Oh, they’re so good, oh they’re so sweet.”

Heaven is for faggots

>>78456654
And you could be US president like Reagan

>>78454504
>>78454504
>>78454504

>>78456688
yeah the police will protect u-
>SHOCKING BETRAYAL OF 1000 GIRLS

you dont need to eat in heaven. no one has a body we'll all be part of a monad ethereal spirit thingy with a constant feeling of satisfaction and bliss bordering on orgasm

>>78456688
most non-mentally ill white people are fine

>>78456709
kek

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he's dead, boys