Insult New Zealand

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Imports are too expensive and maori cuisine is an acquired taste?
Your sports uniforms are unimaginative?

>>78444905
Jewnited Queendom!

>>78444925
You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!

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>>78444877
Queen street? More like Emperor Kim Chang street and same for Karangahape.
Need to pay for trout fishing.
Palmerston North is overrated.

>>78444877
>being a subject of an old hag oversea
>unironically

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>world famous
>in New Zeeland

>>78444877
>brendan mccullum getting bowled for a duck in the biggest game of his career.webm

>>78445047
Have the cities in NZ ended up like Sydney and Melbourne

>>78445228
That's the only one that hurts.

>>78444877

Everyone hated New Zealand so much that nobody ever settled there until there was absolutely no place on earth left to go - even though nobody knew about it until they'd found it, and they soon regretted doing so.

The similarly (though not as badly) benighted Australia took pity on New Zealand by inviting them into their government. It is unclear why this never
came to pass-either the New Zealanders were too stupid, or else the Australians thought twice about assuming responsibilty for New Zealand.

As an act of sadism, New Zealanders supplied their sub-antarctic islands with emergency shelters stocked with food and supplies, the better to make the stranded hate their lives and to hate god for being trapped anywhere near fucking New Zealand.

There were these ugly autistic little birds all over the place. Like the local birdy fauna elsewhere which had bested the Australians, these new creatures were flightless. Admiring of "birds", the New Zelanders in their infinite wisdom saw fit to incorporate their visage into the airplane services.

The green hills and scenery have not helped the local situation.

>>78445237
Didn't go to Straya yet but North Auckland is basically China.

>>78444877
*bowls mullygrubber*
Eat shit, cunt.

>>78445263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_aZbtDeoQ

You need some wholesome memes.

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>>78445047
>Palmerston North is overrated.