/brit/

Can I adopt the Korean here?

>irish catholic

howling

could easily quit life for a month, just never felt like it

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GILEEEEEEEEEES GOOOOOOOOOO AWAY

trying out a new catchphrase which id like some feedback on
so basically whenever i enter a new thread i say: "What's crackalacking?"
ill also use it for threads which may be at 100+ posts but which i personally havent posted in

im testing it now; once the cooldown expires ill post the catchphrase, then give me your feedback on how you think it went. obviously for the purposes of the test pretend this isnt my first post

What's crackalacking?

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>>78442118
Depends on the state you live in

>>78442134
LEGITIMATELY sad that I will never be as alpha as the most beta Australian.

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the only addiction I can't quit, is life

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any fashy lads in?

Going to sleep lads, may God bless us all

>>78442155
dont believe in skyfairies mate, simple as

>>78442155
And also with you.
*awkwardly shakes your hand while staring at my feet*

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>dont believe in skyfairies mate, simple as

>>78442157
>>78442163
samefag

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>>78442100
ah, yes, technically

>>78442157
*tips fedora*

>>78442161
*waving my hand to say goodbye to you*

>>78442173
dont rate norway

Wish I could have a girlfriend lads.

>actually being irish
grim

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You are worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honor and power; for You created all things, and by Your will they exist and were created

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off to work lads

>>78442187
always assumed ireland was just the UK but better in every way

had a quick dig around some wikipedia articles and by and large I seem to be correct

>>78442183
just b urself

>>78442199
t. Seamus

Doing a really hearty poo. You know the ones that have a really weight to them

>>78442198
Cheerio lad.

>>78442198
some pathetic sad cases will still be here when you get back haha
not me though ill be having sex with women

>>78442199
the only good part of ireland's the countryside

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Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit

US inter-ethnic conflict is here to stay. Why?

1) Internet increases group identity
2) Demographic trends
3) Increasing economic inequality

4 pm & yet another day wasted doing nothing.

>>78442198
haha toil more wagey

>>78442102
>half the country has a NZ relative
>must be pure australian to be in government

didn't realise you guys were nazis

>there are people on /brit/ right now who cant recite the apostles creed and the lords prayer
Grim

>>78442238
people said the same thing in the early 1900s

>>78442254
i know OF them

>>78442250
there's a dual citizenship genocide at the moment, we've lost about 50 MPs so far

>>78442182
a fucking convict

dont rate korea, norway, one australian and two brit posters

>>78442254
I could do the pray and the hail mary. I reckon I coul do the creed if you get me started, give me the first line

>>78442255
people said internet increases group identity in the early 1900s? mad.

>>78442254
Rub a dub dub
Thanks for the grub

>>78442255
Ah yes the internet was booming back then

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic* church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

>>78442270
credo in unum deum patrem omnipotentem

>>78442254
>apostles creed
he was a boxer lad you can't recite a boxer

>>78442287
we believe in one God, the father the almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen

?

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>>78442291

>>78442260
Do you have byelections when that happens, or do they get replaced from a party list?

Would be pretty funny if dual citizenship deselections resulted in the coalition losing their majority, Labor coming to power and then holding a constitutional referendum (I assume that's necessary, Australia is beaten only by Scotland in their referenda fetish.) on changing the rules

>>78442284
me too

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Really like this thread so far

/theocratic socialism/

papists fuck off

>>78442303
our deputy PM is the most significant one to bite the dust, but we've lost a bunch of senators so far too

https://twitter.com/lucybarbour/status/898109614071226369

latest runt

i can read gregorian chant notation, recite the tridentine prayers at the foot of the altar in latin, quote the baltimore catechism line for line and demolish any arguments in favour of the morality of contraception

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>

But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To Him be the glory both now and forever. Amen

>>78442284
Good lad

Missing the bit where the priest mentions the local bishop and pope and prays for our sins or something

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>wake up
>yet another terrorist attack

ah yes

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>australians will let people with autism be deputy PM but not kiwis
how will fruitlanders ever recover?

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>worshiping a dead kike on a stick

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just did a big cum

might rain later, takes your brollies lads

My thoughts and atheist prayers go to the people of Barćelona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XExggl6Q-vo#t=20s

rorkes are literally finished

Hmmm
Reckon i got very little chances to fedorapost

not a political man myself

>>78442267
Solid 7/10 post

>>78442337
what the fuck is going on in spain

like 4 attacks in a day

>>78442401
https://youtu.be/DpgbOUKAcSg

hate when communists back lolberg/neoliberal interpretations of capitalism over keynesian/post-keynesian ones because the former are easier for communists to go "aha, see, capitalism DOES always trend to misery! Marx was right! Fiat currency has no inherent value and everything is secretly valued relative to gold!"

me being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight

>>78442432
Do you play water polo?

I am invisible

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need white babies

>>78442333
a leaf in a burka?

>>78442431
die

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alri?

'radical centrism' is some dogshit /leftypol/ gimmick aimed at weakening right wing /brit/ and has successfully done so, sad to say

You ever think youre on the wrong side of history?

>>78442464
the

>>78442459
auslard

>>78442401
News said yesterday that 500 boat migrants made it to spain every day this year

Apparently they saw this and took it as a signal to begin a coup

You ever think youre on the wrong side of sexuality?

Who /britfeel / here?

>>78442102
What is the safest place in Britain right now? Is it Scotland?

women are the nigger-jews of the sexes

Sometimes my ass gets really sweaty and I get paranoid that I have a sweat patch on the ass of my pants.

>>78442485
No but i am on the dark side for sure

>>>/r9k/39142858
Looks like I won't be eating today.

>>78442506
Same. I can never wear really light jeans for that reason.

You can get special boxers with extra material to absorb arse sweat desu

>>78442500
Belfast

>>78442500
London, it's where all the police are

Wish I was in Papua new guinea right now fixing helicopters and going on crazy whacky adventures then fucking native half monkey island pussy

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>>78442467
redpill me on big saxon chebs

might go to thailand and call the king a bender

>>78442523
>You can get special boxers with extra material

This will cause me to sweat more.

This is my post in /cum/

>>78442210

>>78442547
lol

anyone know thailad's reddit username

absolutely love small chebs

big chebs are disgusting

>>78442553
have you tried thailad

love all chebs

>>78442557
A man of taste

>>78442557
'nce

have a hard-on

>>78442529
>London
>Where East London is
>Recently had 2 terror attacks
>Safe
Nigga wut?

>>78442557
brainlet mong

part

and

parcel

http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/robehel/Barcelona_Attack.mp4

>>78442565
that's not it

>>78442557
Butts >>>> boobs

>>78442532
Wish I was in Ireland right now drinking a pint of Kilkenny and playing my tin whistle then fucking red haired chicks with cute freckles.

>>78442585
shan't be embedding this virus

part and barcelona

Havent uttered "nigger" in real life

Not even once

>>78442591
t. LaQuintetto Brow

the true centrist is a hermit unconcerned with what people think of him

even if the centrist came to radical conclusions provided he was able to recognise and accede to the failure of his preferred route by the same means by which it became preferred there is no shame

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I prefer arse over chebs

>>78442238
good to see assange dogwhistling to his fash followers
shame tbqh

>>78442591
Very yank post

trying to calculate how to carry myself in light of my autism

>>78442612
hmm

I prefer willy over chebs

>>78442591
hello nigger

>>78442585
nothing wrong with this, tourists come to european cities for the culture and stay for the islamofascist massacres

>>78442610
got rejected from hermit school, said I was too asocial

>>78442628
went to the university of life myself

>>78442431
>Fiat currency has no inherent value and everything is secretly valued relative to gold
never seen any communist say this
but yeah it does trend to misery

>>78442633
got my dream job of machine operator

I prefer british over american

>>78442633
deano

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have yourselves a great night and remember to keep your stick on the ice

eating rockmelon

eating happenin

>>78442656
Do you know Drew Doughty?

Hello night-shift

>>78442585
TOURISTS OUT

REFUGEES IN

nothing wrong with working night shift

got kicked out from the university of life

>>78442659
>>78442665
>>78442669
>>78442682
>>78442683
dont care

>>78442667
not personally

I will never say the word "chebs".

>>78442689
Are you one of the Toronto lads?

>>78442659
>>78442665
>>78442669
>>78442682
>>78442683
care a little bit

rorke: kill all non-whites
brody: kill all whites
centrist: kill nobody
radical centrist: kill everybody

simple as

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>>78442696

non-radical centrist here AMA!

Going to tell my parents that i am a lesbian in male body before general kimmy kim nukes here

>>78442696
this

anyone else hoping the american race war kicks off this week

>>78442700
i'm from kingston but now live in peterborough where mike fisher is from

imagine living in "south" korea

absolutely dire situation

rorke: ADHD
brody: Sluggish Schizophrenia
centrist: aspergers syndrome
radical centrist: autism spectrum disorder

I'm not a racist...

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>>78442628
wahey naw wer going ladies and gents

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>>78360221
Yeah, damn that faggy prick. every political columnist's article or thought–pice ought contain a two-wheeled, self-balancing scooter. Is riding from pint A to pint B whilst standing upright TOO MUCH TO ASK (?)

start a job on monday

12 hour days
at least i get saturday and sunday off

>>78442729
Jog on finny finn

part and parcel lads

part and parcel

*parts your parcel in one, swift chop of the hand*

got the part in the parcel

>>78442175
Technically that sentence starts with well

Reckon birds have no border so shouldn't i

>>78442722
Do you know Brett Burns?

Why are white women so aesthetic

hate white women

ah yes,

Why are yellow men so autistic

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>Bangkok’s new Mermaid Cafe lets visitors frolic like fishes
>There are tails for all guests and plenty of stuffed seahorses, shells, fish and crabs to cuddle.

rorke: foetal alcohol syndrome
brody: conjoined twins
rasheed: inbreeding complications
centrist: strangled by umbilical cord
radical centrist: strangled by umbilical cord but saved in the nick of time

anyone remember the cuckio meme

^^^^
Post above is really good.
Post below is really bad.
vvvv

>>78442788
call the king a bender

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>I rate white women

>>78442788
call the bender a king

DIGIMON

>>78442723
WHAT DID YIU JUST SAY ABUT MY COUBTRY YOU AROGANT WHITEBOI UUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHH

^^^^
Deano post
Poofter post
vvvv

>184 posts
>43 unique

dire

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me @ 8:59
me @ 9:00

>>78442795
can't say I do mate

LOVE kat bush lads

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>>78442798
>>78442802
no

never have I ever had sex

drinking wine

Pronnounce dire like dee-reh

Love mems

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*unlocks the front door*
*gives it an open*
am hoooommeeeee
*no response*
typical fucking slut
*gives the door a close*
*locks it behind one*
*ventures into the darkness*
*takes off shoes*
*reaches blindly for the hall door*
*ventures into the hall*
*reaches blindly for the living room door*
*ventures into the living room*
*reaches blindly for the light switch*
*drops me bag and things off*
*throws me coat on the floor like a wretch*
*turns on freeview*
*turns on the idiot box*
*puts it on hdmi*
*puts the chase on*
*puts the heater on*
*enters the kitchen*
*puts the kettle on*
*makes 2 tes*
*settles down in posting chair*
*opens laptop*
*opens firefox*
*types in "brit"*
*clicks on thailad.zz.mu/brit*
*cracks knuckles*
lets get to work

>anime

>>78442826
lol so true

never have I never had a girl smile at me

>>78442846
Shan't be redirecting my gaze upon any of this posts contents

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fucking hate working at this shithole lads, my manager barely even speaks english

here are the daily dominos deals for the next few weeks (australia-wide), put them into the code thingy on the website and you're good to go

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choon box

been up all night
scared to leave my room in case my dad gets annoyed with me

LET ME STEAL THIS MOMENT FROM YOU NOW

>>78442862
corporate shan't like this at all, reckon they'll throw you into the shark pool lad

>>78442871
Call the police to your home to distract him

I tried this once and it worked great

kind of want to wear a collar but i'm not sure sensory defensiveness is a sufficient excuse

>>78442862
If dominoes dough is freshly handmade, why is it always so fucking greasy and artificial-tasting?

>>78442846
entire fucking point of this post was to say *duckduckgos "thailad brit"* and i forgot to fucking put it in
wont be posting again today

son is locked in his room and I'm still annoyed by his dire existence

>>78442902
it is freshly handmade

just not at dominos

all of our bases are pre-made x

>>78442908
sorry dad

Wise men use duckduckgo instead of google

gf's asleep next to me in bed. hate the tingly feeling so i moved her over and changed positioning

>>78442919
So you order the dough in? What the fuck mate, not hard to make dough

>>78442903
https://youtu.be/w-l5FyA3pgo

Started using startpage over duckduckgo

>>78442934
it's for efficiency, all these chains care about are cost-cutting measures

every single cent they can shave off pays off in the long run I guess

Domino's new menu is overpriced shit and it's all anon's boss's fault because they can't trust him not to compensate for five dollar pizzas by blackmailing Rajesh into working double time half pay by threatening to get his student visa revoked

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thailad reply to me

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who is your favourite

wish thailad would reply to me ;_;

Unironically met a man called Rasheed yesterday

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>>78442956

>>78442953
>he's a dominos guy
why don't you grow a pair of testicles and order some papa johns, you vagina

>>78442970
helo :)

>>78442927
go the fuck to sleep you utter dissapointment
>>78442963

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>>78442966

>>78442973
don't have grim yank chains over here outside the global fare like maccas and pizza hut

Went to Venice last month. That famous bridge is covered in poo and graffiti. Not quite the image you see in tv

>>78442976
hi x

>>78442968
he probably makes good posts

>>78442991
lived there for years (1.5 years)

love are thailad

>>78443002
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

South Korea's posts are generally quite entertaining. I'd give roughly 70:30 ratio of good to bad posts

hey thailad i don't like how leftists are trying to erase the history of my country not just by tearing down statues but also flooding it with third worlders

really does my nut in desu

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>>78443008
awww

>>78442963
Stalin had his reasons
Mao genuinely fucked up
Lenin's not far behind on the fucking up scoreboard
Marx was not that wrong about a lot of things and he doesn't get enough credit for helping to open up the discipline of political economy
Engels was a rich hippy with a poor hippy mate

call

the

king

a

bender

you

nonce

twat

>>78443016
rate me

>>78443018
Hello there, seems like you have a perfectly reasonable position and I hope things turn out for the best for you.

imagine actually being afraid to call the poof king of nonceland a bender

unspeakably grim

Chinese or KFC tonight lads (thailad)?

>>78442102
No it doesn't count, no borders on the mainland and I don't acknowledge northern Irelands existence

>>78443034
10:90

>>78442973
We don't have Papa John's but we do have Deliveroo from my local micropizzerias now so Mr Meij shan't be getting my custom in future

SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOOOOOOO

>>78443060
kfc is dogshit

got a large popcorn chicken after work yesterday for $7 and it was smaller than a medium fries from maccas

morning lads
morning nonce

>>78443060
Not sure what either of those things are like in Australia.

RIDE LIKE THE WIND

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kino

>>78443089
it's almost as if popcorn chicken is shorter than fry
hmm

>>78443036
thanks thailad

i really hope it never spreads to your home country or any other country for that matter
seems like leftists around the world pick up on american trends like black lives matter and whatnot

>>78443099
thats what the mongols say in medieval total war 2

no smell on earth better than that of a healthy shit

>>78443102
I was referring to what you get in general, not the actual length of the product

>>78443109
alri khan

>>78443089
What's that Mozarella Zinger like? Does the cheese actually melt?

all i want is a female body and having an intercourse with a woman!!!!!!

and no
trans is not allowed
Its disgusting and i have surgeryphobia

>>78443082
>>78443099
forgot how much i loved this absolute choon

imagine being a fat yank mong AND a nonce enabler
must be a grim existence

>>78443131
me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4CIh_Lx8SY

>>78443108
There's plenty of leftist cancer in the UK already unfortunately m8.

Huh! Hoh! Huh! Hoh!
Every day
I get less civilized
It's a lot of work

>>78443119
ah so the zoo's cancelled and youre going to be here tonight for troy very good

strangely the more autistic i feel the less interested in politics i get

when i'm really feeling like i can do anything and autism won't stop me i'm fantasising about being chancellor, but as the autism comes back i can barely justify going to university societies to have people buy me alcohol

>>78443160
nonce cretin twat mong cunt

I GOT SOME DIRTY BOOTS
YEAH DIRTY BOOTS

>>78443126
I'd take a punt on reincarnation of the soul.

>>78443016
Also a solid 7/10 post

HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNING

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fishy sticks lads

>>78443197
grim

>>78443197
Literally grim lighting

surely in Australia it's CFK (Canberra fried kangaroo)

>>78443181
Thats highly plausible since i believe in christianity

LOCKED INSIDE YOUR HEART SHAPED BOX FOR WEEKS

On my cheeky way to KFC

was gonna see a gril tonight but she cancelled and i feel insecure hahaha

>>78443233
do they come in buckets over there?

>>78443197
you don't eat fish with tomato sauce m8

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>>78443233

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LPoWiU9PPo

hate replying to the wrong person
>>78443233
(Korea fried cat)

>>78443233
what are you getting lad?

*violates the nap*

>>78443233
Have a Kimchi Krusher for me

>>78443241
Yes but me is going to get a burger combo

im no stranger to love

*has a nap*

just had an exquisite poo lads
>work loo had opaque green cleaning liquid in it
their futile pursuit of cleanliness robbed me of the vista I so craved and deserved

you know the rules and so do I

>>78443246
fish sticks and ketchup is a staple of the poor man's diet, just like corndogs and hot pockets

>>78443288
Make a sandwich with the fish sticks, with plan bread and butter. Then you're basically a working class Brit. Also I have a couple of four cheese hotpockets at home myself.

DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN DDUN DUN DUNDUNDUND DUN DUN DUNDUND

RAPEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RAPEEEEE ME MY FRIEND

>>78442520
W O W

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>>78443197

>>78443317
The previous track is better

>>78443197
Litterly ate this shit every day because it's so cheap. Fucking garbage is what it is. It tastes good for a few days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBA_5mD0bnw

>>78443233
get the popcorn pooch

oh yeh oh yeh, this is peng.. Made cheese burgers last night but using toasted English muffins instead of a bun. Phwoar

NEW
>>78443348
>>78443348
>>78443348

any zinger stacker man in?

>>78443353
quite like 'em mate, yeah

[insert edgy comment here]