>mfw i wasn't born japanese

Fucking weeaboos, they should die.

>>78433522
are you that dane who went to nippon recently?

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>>78433554
no, I've never been to nippon unfortunately

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>>78433658
>never been to nippon
as embarrassing as being virgin at 30

>>78433924
are you suggesting all the cool guys and girls go to grorious nippon?

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i swear most japanese ignore or refuse to respond to british posters ...

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>>78433988
If you have not been to japan you are a loser

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>>78433924
I'm coming once I can speak japanese

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>>78434234
herro brito

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>>78434326
well now ... how times have changed

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>>78433988
it's like a coming of age ritual.

>>78434342
please do not talk to locals

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>>78434348
OI OI
How are you, lad?

Why is she wearing a British flag dress and hat?

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>>78434429
I'm going to

>>78434444
She's in a Schweppes ad.

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>>78434395
kek
i best hurry up and get over to nippon then

At this point Japanese is a part of mainstream culture in the West, it's no longer niche and frankly it's very overrated.

>>78434478
I'd reply to you with heavy Osaka accent

>>78434490
blimey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxab1Cqpes

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>>78434542
please don't

>>78434363
Japan was always considered cool

>>78434522
Can British rate sushi with their simple taste buds?

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>>78434683
>simple taste buds
most don't eat sushi

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>>78434608
then again, please don't talk to locals

Dude same, haha

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>>78434729
who do I talk to then?

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>>78434664
Please keep Japan cool
Don't leave your white trash here

>>78434719
what they eat aside from meat, potatoes, and frozen fish?

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>>78434794
yourself and siri.

>>78434892
vegetables, fruit, non frozen fish, rice ....

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>>78434429
>>78434542
>>78434729
>>78434851
>>78434920
fucking hell
the japs aren't messing about

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>>78434944
You overcook veggies and you hardly eat fruits.
Your consumption of fish and rice is nothing when it's compared to ours.
How do you manage to be fat?

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>>78433509
>mfw

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>>78435029
yes i am my whole country

>How do you manage to be fat?
british eat more chocolate, alcohol, pizza and other shite

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>>78435121
your rock stars were all skinny

>>78435395
yeah i know
are you trolling m8?

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>>78435460
just practising english

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>mfw Japs often need 2 or more syllables to read Kanji
ちょっと面白い

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>>78435529
okay
all the rock stars ate more fruit and veg and avoided all the fattening food ... as do all thin people.

Our Jimmy for example didn't eat much meat.

>>78435395
>that nasty ass
how the hell did Lennon go for a thot with a body this horrible?

>>78435615
I thought it's cocaine that kept them slim.

>>78435682
He hated the UK.

I'm going to nip land in a few months. Don't know why. I don't even like anime.

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>>78436221
don't

>>78436221
have fun, don't get scammed

>>78436375
Tough luck mate. I'm gonna eat your sushi and bang your women and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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>>78436424
it's not a good time to travel Japan

>>78436518
how come? do you not like japan?

>>78436560
I LOVE Japan I want it gaijin freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>78436581
Don't worry pal. I won't be staying forever and i'm not really into Asian women.

>>78436581
why are you learning english if you hate gaijin?

>>78433509
how do you do this with the image

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>>78436617
I like having sex with them

>>78436614
do you like asian boys?

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Terrorism often occurs in Europe.
It is caused by immigrants and refugees.
Today Moroccans did it in Spain.
I guess the coziness of Europe is getting worse.

>>78437134
You Japanese should learn from our mistakes, never let muslims into your countries they're all fucking insane.

>>78437165
Thank you Sweden.
I am worried that a mass refugee will come to Japan if a war breaks out on the Korean Peninsula.
I would like the Japanese government to shoot them.

>tfw not a japanese chad with samurai blood flowing through your veins

>>78437319
Shut the fuck up and make more moomin anime.

>>78438527
This. I demand more moomin anime. The only good anime there is.

>>78438527
>>78438986
The woman who did the voice for moomin has died in 2006.

>>78437404
my parents are both from farming families.

>>78433509
Feels good, man
*Le dan un levanton*

>>78434234
A lot of the japs here are english teachers, American soldiers or proxyfags.

>>78433924
Not much.

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>I'm going on a trip to Japan

>>78437165
I believe nobody gets along with those who believe in monotheistic religion. Allah is everything and all who don't practice our religion deserve to go to hell, the fundamental premise Muslim mind.
The same goes for American chiristisn ocnservatives.

>>78442091
you are shameless

>tfw no cute samurai bf

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>>78444309
do you want to remove my kimono?

>>78437319
>Thank you Sweden.

del

>dodged a 16 hour workday
>dodged 80+ hour schoolwork

phew

>but I won't be able to dodge this bullet :)