>tfw not born japanese

tears of joy

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>>78431436

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>>78431678

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>>78431921

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>>78431436
>tfw not born Polish

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born Japanese

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>>78433416
it's not fair

>tfw not born danish parents want to go back to turkey

>>78433465
I had good karma
Just don't kill yourself
It will worsen your chance to be reborn Japanese

>>78433528
if I start practicing shinto will it increase my chances of being born japanese in my next life?

>>78433600
Maybe... but Japan will be a part of China by then.

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>>78431436
>>tfw not born female

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>>78433708
fix that

>1 chance at life
>Not born in Norway

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>>78431436
>tfw will never have no social life in school because you study all day and have no time
>tfw will never live in an Internet cafe and be a hikikomori
>tfw never live in a claustrophobic megacity
>tfw will never work in a cubicle, come home at 2AM and get knocked out in the train

>>78433777
I'm not paying 30NOK for a short subway ride

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>>78431436
You can always move out to Japan.

fucking first worlders

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>>78433937
trains don't run at 2 am

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>>78434030
No

>>78434142
You can't spot me Shinji-kun, I already have a flight ticket.

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>>78434195
Kim can.

>>78434049
by 2018 chile will have become more first world than Italy, Greece, Portugal, Spain and Germany

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>>78431436
But you can impregnate japanese

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>ywn be a japanese businessman eating comfy sushi with bros

>>78436401
I don't want to pollute the superior japanese gene pool with my subhuman snownigger genes.

>>78436536
>snownigger genes
>subhuman

Anon...

thank god

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>>78436401
you don't want that
our girls don't take good care of their vagina

>>78436489
looks like a yakitori place...

>>78431436
bait

fuck off

i want to learn japanese so i can understand their porn games

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>>78436713
unironically this

>>78436707
t. assblasted ESL English (((teacher)))

>>78436742
we be snowniggers in arms, yo

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>>78436584

>>78436536
>>78436584
we only take superior athletic genes from africa

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>you will never be a pink memeking/vikang with a qt arab refugee gf

At least we can go live in Japan and get attention from japs. If we were born Japanese we'd just be another person who nobody wants to talk to. Beard and blue eyes gets me attention and I like it.

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>>78433708
>>78433743
Females have some downsides. I don't know if I want to experince mesturation.

Also, read this informative post about the flaws behind human pregnancy.

Pretty much the majority of female species can enjoy pregnancy except for human females because the female womb and the placenta are actively hostile against each other in a parasitic relationship that may even endanger the mother.

In other animal species, the female has complete control of her pregnancy and her body pretty much never suffers any danger.

If transhumanism ever becomes a thing, I think scientists one day will engineer a way for pregnancy to be safer for females.

Anime females obviously don't have this problem.

>>78436929
>Beard and blue eyes gets me attention and I like it.
does it really? I was always under the impression that the japanese dislike white foreigners

>>78436489
Japan has much better options to eat after work compared to America.

Here, we just have fast food and expensive casual chains that are losing business.

>>78434049
Japan is likely the only first world country left where females can just head to the local 7-11 anytime of the night without any fear or worry.

Also, fun fact, 7-11 is a Japanese company now but only the ones in Japan aren't a shithole but an actual conveince store.

Rather than nachos, you get actual food

>>78436875
man, I've seen some really fucking qt sandnigger grills here. heart aches for them knowing they probably lost close relatives.

>>78436979
If you are attractive and get attention in your home country you might get a little more attention there. If you are some 4/10 beta blonde hair and blue eyes will get you nothing.
>the japanese dislike white foreigners
They don't, they don't worship them either even though some memesters here would have you believe that. They want to believe japan is some dreamland where they would not be 4/10 betas but instead they would be 9/10 alphas who fug a different bitch every night. They are delusional.

>>78436979
Don't know about rural areas, but Tokyo is pretty comfy.

>>78431436
Don't be sad! It could always be worse :)
I mean you could have been born as a dan-
Oh. I'm so sorry.

>>78437660
kek, not bad

>>78437628
>>78437645
I see, I'm lucky I'm somewhat good looking then, but I don't expect people to give me special attention. I mostly just want to not be treated like I'm some kind of threat if I visit Japan.
Also, I'm not some weeaboo with some warped utopia view of Japan, I just find Japanese culture and history interesting.

>>78437660
thanks iceland

>>78437723
People won't be yelling whaito piggu go hommu at you if that's what you are worried about. They are generally welcoming to tourists, as long as they go home eventually.

>>78437723
it's in japanese nature to distrust/dislike foreigners. you will always be filthy gaijin, no matter what. japanese are very elitist

>>78431436
life in Japan is absolutely the worst in developed countries, especially because of working environment.

everywhere is battlefield and no heavenly places on this shitty planet though.

>>78437818
I believe that any country is supposed to be somewhat conservative and xenophobic. bitch with loosened vagina welcoming anyone unconditionally, would result in self destruction even though foreigners are not intent on.

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>>78431436
Are you fed up with immigrants and refugees?
Japan is good for now.

>>78438010
I agree with this, Japan is good exactly because it has retained its cultural identity for many centuries.

>tfw born with autism

I JUST WANNA DIE GOD DAMN IT IS IT THAT HARD? I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DRINK NEMBUTAL, LAY DOWN, AND ESCAPE LIFE!

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>>78433708
This

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>>78440439
It's not enough to be born female, you got to be a 8, 9 or 10/10 tier QT.

>>78440874
and also young

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Tfw not born as a biological female with a penis

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>>78440957
i would prefer cat/fox ears and a tail desu :^)

>>78440980
does she... have an alien inside which is about to emerge?

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>>78431436
>You will never live in an amazing, homogenous, and pure country like Japan
The Japanese are lucky, I bet it's nice living in your own country and not feeling out of place because there's no one else besides the Japanese and Japanese culture.

>>78441066
It was possible because you let us keep our emperor.
thanks murrica.

>>78440980
I-I'm conflicted

>>78431436
any wrong in being born in Denmark? Come here and get laid with Jap sluts. all you need is being white. you can do everything in Japan, and consequently, you must be thankful to god and your parents.

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kek

>>78441179
oh shit...

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>>78440986
i want glorious ussr back