You wake up in Kiev...

well it's an improvement
not really

...covered in blood, piss, vomit and 2 unidentified organic substances with knife stuck in my lung. Muffled "SLAVA UKRAINY" echoes between burning tires and collapsed buildings. Just Ukrainian things.

>>78428862
w-well at least this is not russia...
for now

>>78428862
I wouldn't notice any difference tbqh

I get to the nearest tattoo parlor and get a "Bandera did nothing wrong" tattoo on my buttcheeks.

walk around

Would I get in trouble when I do the *you know who*-salute there?

Go to the airport. Purchase a plane ticket back to Australia.

>>78430402
yeah enjoy being shot down

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>>78428862
>be hohol
>wake up in kiev
>be hohol

>>78428862
move to poland

>>78430473
Sure, anon, sure. Kiev is not a warzone. No problem to get to the airport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCeYTKLK0iU

>>78428862
Cockhole, plz.

>>78428862
Take money to start another Maidan

Ukranians deserve better

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>>78430353
You mean "show where the sun is" game?

>>78428862
I don't speak the language. I hold no currency. I am a foreign man.

>>78437002
Ukraine is ex-USSR shithole, but not stone age one.
U can use Visa/MC to get cash or just to pay for something (taxi, etc).

>>78428862
why does it look so asian?

>>78428862
Shoot some protesters and blame it on Russia

Sell rockets to Korea

>>78437485

via Russia

>go buy gun
>go buy groceries
>shoot nazi's
>blame on russia
>cook and eat in an airbnb room
>go to gay club
>fuck qt twink
>go swimming in morning
rinse repeat

>>78428862
W-well, i-it could be worse, r-right?

>joins right sector even though I'm gay

>>78437046
>U can use Visa/MC to get cash or just to pay for something (taxi, etc).
And never discuss politics with anyone there. Very important.

.....and fuck all the hot Ukrainian bitches

>>78428986
kek 10/10

>>78428862
Help to the best Korea to nuke USA

>>78430353
no, i've seen groups of teenage kids walking around and yelling "sieg heil" while doing the salute.

>>78428862
I lose my virginity.

>>78446222
Anal virginity, on Troyeshyna