Wight pride edition
>Big 8" cock
>Gf is tight as fuck and takes a while to get inside her
>In theory she should be bouncing on my cock in delight
>Once inside her, she doesn't feel anything
Anyone else got a /deepvaginagf/?
wight mentioned
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tj61LCBW1e
sophie
*Skulls in*
Ah yes, uhm, yes yes.
*Drinks your tea and runs*
>>78422605
pics
Will we ever see sporadic political change and extreme ideologies the likes of which we seen in Europe from 1900 - 1945?
Is the quality of life too good under capitalism to warrant a huge social or political shift?
who remember when the jannies were actually fearful of /brit/ because of the culture change we were having on 4chan?
now this place is just a shit /pol/
fuck all these newfags
put some cunt's job in jeopardy today
for those who want to read: read below
>be on bennies after my masters degree
>get told to meet some bloke from the national careers service
>he says 'wow very impressive education, you should try to get an admin job'
>'uh huh yeah.. sure...'
>then he says 'only thing is, that you might want to delete your education from your CV because its a bit intimidating for those employers, why don't you just say you were working abroad or looking after a disabled family member or just say you were working for a family business for four years'
>'haha yeah that's a good idea, but i think i won't delete my education from my cv'
couple weeks later
>in my (well paying, high-education-requiring) grad job
>get a phone call
>its from the national careers service
>say to the woman i want to complain about the service i got from them
>write them an email saying how the guy was essentially giving me advice that was making me liable to fine and potentially imprisonment under the fraud act 2006
>say it was actually offensive to be told to lie about my education and to also lie about helping disabled people
>say that its a complete and utter farce that the 'national careers service' is a government service and that its giving such toxic advice
>received an email today saying that the manager has spoken to advisor about the advice and has strongly warned them about giving such advice in the future.
Why is so she peng?
based corbyn
>>78422639
I fucking loathe teenagers and their obsession with yank identity politics. Ultimate cancer
Why is fascism so strongly tied to metaphysics, esotericism and aesthetics? I find it intriguing
>>78422626
jokes on you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko
>>78422635
>ayy duce, how you want your headquarters
>justa fucka my shit up amico
>>78422635
easier to control people when they broadcast their position 24/7 from their phones and the government can read everything they've ever written
>>78422641
ugly cow
chaosh is a laddah
>Mammoth 14" dick
>Some brit's gf is tight as fuck and takes a while to get inside her
>In theory she should be bouncing on my cock in delight
>Once inside her, she feels pure ecstasy
Anyone else got a /deepvaginabritanon'sgf/?
>>78422687
Why are you so gay? I find it intriguing
anime
>>78422667
bizarre taste in women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HtLGWMU_c
ah yes the capitalist quality of life
>>78422722
>Pakistan
*1.4"
cheers sadiq mate much better! *heads to the pub*
>>78422722
more like 14 millimeters
anyone else disgusted by people leaping to blame muslims for the latest attack? nothing is confirmed yet, it could be any reason
>>78422744
>>78422710
Pretty big brother-esque for a political headquarters, looks like something out of a villains lair
>>78422641
dirty drugged up bint
>>78422753
JUST
>>78422676
pretty sad 2bh
beep
>>78422782
>Alt-right cuck runs over someone
>Riots in the street
>Muslims run people over every week
>Le tolerance and solidarity
>>78422698
>"alri slaphead"
>>78422803
>gif
fuck off
who else /millionaire/ here
>>78422742
Ah yes must take any intelligent conversation elsewhere lest simpletons like you catch sight of my posts
>>78422780
ironically seen this on facebook after every attack, and every single time it turns out to be a paki
>>78422772
party parcel
Had a D and two U's.
Honestly lads I don't know what to do now.
STOP calling it s terrorist attack!!
we don't know if it's muslims yet!
>>78422747
NEED her
>>78422798
Looks like this was taken in 2007 off a sony erricson
feel sick
>>78422798
'e
>>78422845
drink some calpol x
>>78422722
>Mammoth 4" dick
>Some brit's daughter is tight as fuck and takes a while to get inside her
>In theory she should be bouncing on my cock in delight
>Once inside her, she tells me it hurts and to stop because she's getting blood on her uniform
ftfy
>>78422798
imagine getting to sniff their knickers after a hot day in school
>>78422764
>>78422778
Ummm jealous much sweetie.
>>78422838
looks alright. a bit like an hot chick dressing up as an ugly one for a sketch show
>>78422845
sorry to hear that
Great. Now the racists on facebook are going to think they're proven right
remember when the attacker says he did it in the name of Islam, and quotes various passages of Islam that compelled him to do it, that he is not a Muslim and has nothing to do with Islam.
>>78422880
>>78422884
>Great. Now the racists on facebook are going to be proven right
ftfy
>>78422864
_____
Reckon I'm the biggest intellectual in /brit/
>>78422831
lol how the fuck did you do that?
also take up some new a-levels if you can (yes start from as-level)
>>78422845
*rubs your tummy*
>>78422835
*room remains silent for 4 seconds before "it was muslims" appears on the telly*
>>78422753
why is everyone on jeremy kyle from bristol
>>78422803
it's the current year mate come on
I want Danaerys to ride me
>>78422907
I agree you're the biggest, but not the best.
>>78422919
shit quality pham
>>78422902
false teeth and big fake comedy glasses. can't choose to belief this is real
wish I was a girl
>>78422919
karen da ze
>>78422635
>The building in the picture is Palazzo Braschi in Rome, the headquarters of the Fascist Party Federation (the local one, not the national Party headquarters). It was not always covered up like that; this set-up was displayed for the 1934 elections, in which Italians were called to vote either for or against the Fascist representatives list. The “SI SI…” lettering (meaning “Yes Yes…”) was propaganda for one of the two plebiscite elections held during the Fascist Regime, where electors didn’t vote for individual parties (there wasn’t any but the Fascist one), neither for single candidates, but just voted “Yes” or “No” to a single list of candidates presented by the Duce himself.
>The voting procedure used two ballots and two envelopes; the yes ballot was in the colors of the Italian flag with fascist symbols, while the no ballot was a white sheet. The voter had to place the ballots in envelopes, put his chosen ballot in the ballot box and return the discarded one to the voting supervisors, de facto allowing them to check what each person had voted. The list put forward was ultimately approved by 99.84% of voters. The overwhelming majority provoked Benito Mussolini to dub the election the “second referendum of Fascism”.
>When Mussolini promised a new world order for Italy, he set out to give Rome a Fascist façade. In Rome, the capital of the “fascist empire”, Mussolini’s grand scheme was to transform the city with propagandistic buildings and urban stages whose look and feel would broadcast his achievements and objectives. Architects in the 1920s and ‘30s took their cues from the forms of classical Roman buildings, but whereas the enormous structures of imperial Rome have ornate details and rounded edges that give them a certain Mediterranean warmth, fascist buildings were Teutonic blocks of unrelieved travertine, which made them cold and forbidding.
>>78422941
Fucking disgusted at how sexualised kids are these days
>>78422798
>>78422864
>>78422941
those dont look below knee height
>>78422943
I am french; therefore, I am the most intellectual of you all.
starting to get a bit fat. fastest way to lose belly fat? im thinking two weeks of vegetable smoothie diet and an hour of running a day
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>78422919
more of a nonce than nonceposter
would pay handsomely for a double suck
>>78422635
lol fascist architecture was so shit
taking vocaroo requests!!!!!!!!1
>>78422946
dont have the source 2bh cant do better without it
>>78423009
hideous deranged narcissistic gremlins
surely a nonceposter would post nonces?
>>78423009
dangerous and downright stupid
>>78423009
is that siobhan?
>>78422989
You want a girl below your knee height? Disgusting fucking nonce
>>78423009
disgusting
>>78423021
Call yourself a runtoid runt.
>>78422744
>>78422782
>>78422803
>>78422919
>>78422946
>>78423028
it all feels a bit distant when it's strangers but can you imagine if one of your mates transitioned to become a woman
would literally be mad
Lads you know when you're at a restaurant and you have soup with a bread roll on the side, is it bad etiquette to dip your roll in the soup?
yeah this is more like it
im poo rick
>>78422397
I can have half a litre of vodka and still be sober. Shit genes simple as
not all muslims (just most of them)
consider this: all british sprinters are failed football players
gf is doing absolutely rancid farts tonight
>>78423021
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.
>>78423079
Yes.
>tfw deano stuck in a tarquin's body
anyone else know this feel?
>>78423103
Haha
>>78423079
you can get away with so long as you do it properly buttering it on the side plate and dipping gently. just don't break it up and through it in like a duck pond
>>78423073
wrong
*topples your statue*
gf just emailed me this lads
PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE post slags
>>78422667
Looks like a slightly inbred dane
all of yous can fuck right off
brexit will quite literally never actually happen
>>78423167
>Moles
gf just morse coded me this
>>78423114
bottle them up and send them to me please x
Natty Old Bum Shoes
why are socdems so tall?
should i post slags?
the 'f
>>78423176
>>78423225
>being the worst poster on /brit/ and /leftypol/
fuck off
>>78423176
>>78423225
Alpha genetics, unlike the manlet commies and fashies
>>78423233
>>78423225
should I know who any of them are?
>>78423233
'ce
>>78423245
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
>>78423233
'e
imagine actually describing yourself as a "reactionary"
>>78423278
*prods your fat belly*
>>78423291
LITERAL unironic nonce cunt twat
>>78423278
haha you're like that fat cat
where can i buy multiple items of the same piece of clothing in bulk? want to start wearing the same trainers, joggies and t shirt every day
>>78422989
in my school they would give up on the dress code by christmas and you could get away with anything as long as it was school colours and you were wearing a blazer
>>78423278
pics
https://twitter.com/necatulu21/status/898207593142923264
makes you think lads
>>78423254
did you just say "we want gough"?
yes, that we do.
>>78423073
imagine actually describing yourself as a "centrist"
Really wish I was a house husband lads
>>78423291
tight denims give women varicose veins
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ab904b63ea65430c78c60d25a3f4d709/tumblr_ob908pSYRO1u2zn1io1_540.jpg
gf just sent me this
>>78423315
He would look great in an SS uniform
>>78423369
umm he's a civic nationalist sweetie
>>78423386
nonc'
>strolling down amsterdam streets
>distant rumbling noise
>gets louder
>gets even louder
>gets very loud indeed
>look around in confusion
>suddenly a huge crowd of british tourists chanting football songs, some carried on top of the crowd, some waving smoking flares, bursts from an alley
>they run straight down the middle of the street, halting all traffic
>still chanting as they disappear around another corner, leaving only smoke and confusion behind
>can still hear their muffled shouts
honestly british tourists really are the worst
fuck off nonce
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uhojMpGGfw
/brit/ condemns the terror attack in Barcelona, Spain, and will do whatever is necessary to help. Be tough & strong, we love you!
have you ever had a pal who was underwhelmed by MDMA
>>78423386
stop
Ever see a handsome strong jawed white lad (like myself) and think he would look great in an SS uniform?
>>78423315
>>78423413
Sending positive thoughts and atheist prayers to those caught up in this tragedy
>>78423291
Alright stop it now lad.
>>78423386
Nonce
>>78423386
>>78423417
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/robehel/Barcelona_Attack.mp4
look at it leftards. this is what you have created. you have blood on your hands
>>78423311
primark, tesco, asda ect
>>78423315
no way is that PJW
that guy is actually hot
he's here
might get REALLY into prepping
like to the point friends and family worry about me
lindy is having a party
>>78423413
Actually my thoughts are with the muslim community who are the real victims right now x x
>>78423411
You realise that skit was making fun of people like you, right?
>>78423386
it's perfectly normal to be attracted to this
16 was only invented as the AofC in 2003
MANY NECKS I CHOKE
MANY LEGS I BROKE
AND IF PROVOKED
I'LL LET THE PISTOL SMOKE
>>78423009
>she
The great intellectual esoteric philosophers of our time: Stefan Molyneux, Carl of Camden, Millenial woes, PJW
>>78423479
I live in Newcastle
it's just another form of racism
>>78423479
was it autism?
>>78423479
who?
>>78423455
part and parcel mate
>>78423492
nonce alert!
>>78423479
wew might unironically go along
>>78423470
Stop protruding your jaw out you fucking autist, it's so obvious and looks idiotic
>>78423516
alri jabzy
link me some essential alt media sources lads
sick of the MSM
call the king a bender
>if I post doctored images of paul joseph watson then maybe meanie rorkes won't say bad things about me and my inbred shitskin brothers!
such is the life on the runtlet leftymongs and radcels
>>78423546
alri
>>78423479
wew might go along but do it ironically
>>78423560
is it really you?
>>78423479
my entire body tensed from the sheer cringe for a second as a read this
but thats okay. lindy can just keep being himself as long as i dont have to be around to endure it
>>78423225
>1.94
>tall
thats average you fucking manlet
I already failed nofap, stop taunting me
theres a redditspacer in a thread I'm participating in on another board, bit scared to say anything so instead I'm going to complain here
>>78423479
this would literally be the perfect opportunity for a /brit/ meetup
very seriously considering going
>>78423552
don't be an autist anon, i'm a rorke but PJW posting is a good gimmick
>>78423577
yeah but look at the competition
>>78423470
He would look great in an SS uniform
>>78423549
https://www.thecanary.co/
https://skwawkbox.org/
http://www.breitbart.com/
http://www.westmonster.com/
>>78423255
me in the 'dora
The jeans fit!!!!!!!
I'm a size 12 (bit taller than most women)
Need to buy more from Primark, I guess skinny jeans in light blue and black? Currently got navy and grey
Tops are the next challenge, I have long arms
Treating myself to pancakes
deep down you all wish they won
>>78423624
porridge?
>>78423630
skinny jeans will give you varicose veins
>>78423549
http://wingsoverscotland.com/
nowhere near as good as it once was but okay
>>78423640
nah
>>78423552
PJWposting is a pol gimmick you thick cunt
wtf is howth posting in /brit/ now
>>78423552
literally can't handle the banter
>>78423640
not him but no
A negro specimen was on my bus today. Trousers below the pants, and watching some autistic African anime thing on his phone out loud.
I be that pretty mothafucka, Harlem's what I'm repping
Tell my nigga sweet the bitching and we gon' make it in a second
Never disrespected plus I'm well connected
With this coke that I imported, just important as your president
Swagger so impressive and I don't need a necklace
But these bitches get impressed when you pull up in that 7
Them 6's, them Benzes, I gets get the freshest
Raf Simons, Rick Owens usually what I'm dressed in
Rolling blunts rolling doobies up, smoking sections
Groupies rush hold they boobies up, in my direction
Quit with all the fronting, you ain't round my clique for nothing
Cause our presence is a present, just to kick it is a blessing
[Hook:]
[x2:]
This is the way it goes, this is the way we roll
Cause everyday we on our pesos {pesos}
[x3:] (Gun cock, gun shot, gonna lick a boy)
Cause everyday we on our pesos
[Verse 2:]
Your bitches said that I'm hot, man I told her I agree
She going really think I'm hot, if I told her my degrees
Pull up in that hard-top, showing off my keys
Graduate school of hard-knocks, I can show you my degrees
Couple A, B, C's, bad bitch double D
Popping E I don't give a F, told you I'm a G
A.S.A.P., Stevie got it on his sleeve
But I got it on my chest, my nigga this is what I breath
Inhale, exhale, cocaine X pills
Import, export, Harlem catching wrecks still
So mami show me how that neck feel
Later show me how the rest feel, for now just chill
>>78423479
you arrive at an empty hall, save for a man wearing very bright socks and a bored-looking band
>>78423651
do you know who jabzy and porridge are?
>>78423630
do NOT buy from primark you dummy
read the /fa/ wiki, they have a helpful list of good and bad clothing stores
http://sendvid.com/qpf6ltd7
gf just sent me this
>>78423410
Amsterdam, Prague, Benidorm, Majorca, Cyprus and i'm sure some others are notorious for gathering our worst brits. You can get deals in The Sun newspaper, flights and hotels for £90 for weekend, and all kinds of filth go.
It's your fault really, for gearing the industry their towards their needs.
>>78423662
anime is from japan
>i'm a rorke but
despise UK politics discussion, seems so parochial
love american politics discussion, seems to grandiose
>>78423662
>>78423671
quite an interesting sequencec
>>78423684
>>78423678
nope
remember when we pretended to have a /brit/ meetup and only poleaboo went
>>78423631
imagine being in the middle of the crowd and having to go to the loo
>>78423631
nope.subbies maybe, most grow out of that edgy stage though just later than normal.
>>78423688
he means Boondock Saints i think
thank you facebook
roaring
>>78423479
He's such a cringy cunt but I love him
>>78423711
lol was hilarious. he got so mad.
https://vimeo.com/74404501
alri lads
look it's Lei Feng haha, let's all be like him and live selfless lives xx
>>78423455
lefturds are beyond reason or logic. leftism is a religion.
watching the footy
why isnt the barcelona hostage situation in the news?
>>78423714
have you never been to a concert?
NEED britain to become a CME within 10 years
>>78423735
if he was smart he could have pretended a few showed up and had a great time
>>78423647
So? They're cool and all the girls wear them
Any advice on tops?
>>78423680
Primark is unintimidating though
Proper shops like River Island, Next and H&M are more sparsely populated, the staff are more attractive so I feel more visible and open to judging
It was all worth it. all the terrorism, the rape gangs, the mosques, the tower blocks, the explosion in prison populations, the welfare payments, the white flight. It was all worth it
>>78423759
what hostage situation
>>78423749
you first. off the internet and on to the streets you pop
becoming QUITE fond of China since we've started discussing it, such an amazing history and culture
>>78423798
'once
>>78423798
STOP
>>78423756
t. cis white male who drinks pints and doesn't like foreigners
>>78423773
Hope it does become one
Irelands liberal market will be a paradise for all the creative, intelligent, innovative british businesses who jump ship
>>78423773
*reports you to The Party for not capitalising Britain*
Reckon ill be granted a position of significant political and militaristic power in the up and coming revolution
>>>78423479
Someone from /brit/ absolutely NEEDS to attend this cringefest and provide a full report including photos
>>78423711
I'll have my vengeance
>>78423680
Also, most women shop at Primark
can filter these nonce pictures all day sonny jim
you will not ruin my 4chan experience
>>78423775
theyll fall apart within a year though.
have a gander, pal:
http://tuxbell.com/index.php/Stores_In_The_United_Kingdom
remember the big society
what was that all about
>>78423749
kill yourself you cringelord larper
>>78423798
janny's gonna bust a nut when he sees this
>>78423821
sorry mate they're going to the Scottish SEZ unconstrained by the euro
>>78423850
bringing the tories slightly toward the centre, just like New Labour but flipped
>>78423870
hes not breaking any rules though
>>78423850
foodbanks instead of dole
>>78423777
wow what a great guy
reading about this and reading about some syrian refugees playing for te local football team has really changed my opinion
>>78423890
wish i had a daughter
>>78423903
>>78423890
nonces
>>78423773
we need a synthesis of the two
>>78423903
Nothing to do with culture.
think nonces should be put up against the wall, along with all other perverts and sodomisers
ill minded people
>>78423914
turbononce
look at this bloody nazi
>>78423850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei9iM_zzzQk
basically this but about giving public services to charity instead of jewing students
>>78423903
sexualised pics of minors are an instaban
they dont have to be actually nude
Times like this that I wish this board had a competent janny
>>78423877
get back in your cuckshed jock
>>78423890
childrens teeth are fucking disgusting
>>78423941
another quintessentially white male
i fucking knew it
acceptance of paedophilia is cultural marxism
taking vocaroo request
southwest meetup when?
>>78423941
the absolute state
>"we're peng af? Haha thanks, anon. So tell me about yourself...why is a cute guy like you still single?"
where is the custodian?
>>78423897
the centre is a lie
Please report the "nonceposters" posts
sick fucking freak
>>78423940
nah just want to be a dad. would prefer daughter because there's less chance of a girl growing up to beat me when i'm old
>>78423950
amazed we don't have one
>>78424000
>>78424000
>>78424000
NEW
Honestly wish the Tories weren't in power. I'm a Tory but I'd honestly rather have an incompetent Labour government than have to endure the insufferable anti-Tory zeitgeist that's so achingly fashionable right now among the teenage retard demographic
Christ, imagine how insufferable it must have been as a young person under Thatcher
>>78423840
Thanks but Primark is cheap so it seems like an easy place to start building my wardrobe
I want to start shopping at the classier places but I need to understand my sizes and style before committing to big purchases
>>78423989
why is the fat videogames guy at the end of the table?
>>78423941
whats this from
DO NOT POST IN THE EARLY THREAD
REPORT HIM AND IGNORE
>>78424020
just remember the teenage retards don't vote enough to actually win
>>78424020
hello jeremy
>>78423947
top 5 favourite websites mate?
>>78424020
>I'm a Tory
stopped reading there
>>78424045
>311 replies
not early any more tho is it
real new
>>78424095
>>78424095
centre racine
>>78424020
I'm going to cum in your eyeballs
See Theresa May? She's your fucking Callaghan (minus, y'know, the human side), that's who she is. We're about to see a total zeitgeist change - not driven by wankish liberals, but by the real material circumstances of the post-2018 recession. Who knows, it may even be a Tory government that solidifies the change (a-la NZ Labour setting up Neoliberalism but then dying in the 90s) - but here we are, and it's going to be fucking wonderful.
where is everyone
>>78422605