/sino/ - 中文

中文串里用中文!

问一个中国人所有的问题!

i think american can easily pass the criterias on pic

>>78419447
我是一米六四

>>78419447
Yeah but it's hard in China.

>>78419113
I don't understand that comic

>>78419683
selection criteria

a lot of woman would like a man to own a house when they date

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If everybody could do what I do, then my skills wouldn't be valuable, now would they?

>>78419864
I don't understand this video
But I also don't know how black jack works

>>78419561
I want to make you be the outlet of my rage for 2nukes
>>78419625
Cock and room are literally immortal challenge for us too
15cm 100m2 here

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>>78420091
Blackjack is a game that can be mathematically beaten through perfect basic strategy, card counting, and deviations.

For hi-lo card counting to work you assign numeric values mentally in your head for each weak and strong card that comes out of the deck.

Face cards like 10, J, Q, K, and Ace are worth -1 while weak cards like 2,3,4,5,6 are worth +1. Cards like 7,8,9 are worth nothing (count-wise).

By keeping track mentally of what cards have been dealt you can have a good idea of what cards are going to come out of the shoe next.

If you have a really high running count of, let's say 18, and there are only 2 shoes left to play then you have a true count of 9.

For each true count that you get, the house edge decreases by -.5% and that edge gets passed onto the player (You).

Bet big when the count is high and low when the count is negative. Casinos don't want the average joe to know this or else they will go out of business.

>>78420263
Hmm I'll just stick to dice in the alley

>>78420343
counting cards is technically not allowed

there is always the running gag that if they found out they will torture you and so on

>>78419113
Women are such fucking whores.

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Call me Chang one more time see what happens

>>78420648
t. Zhang

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do you miss her peru?

do you miss... cindy?

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Why aren't you studying Japanese and moving to Japan

CHINA SUCKS, smog and censored internet, locals hate you etc

Can you guys do something about the asianmasculinity faggots spamming their shitty amwf?

>>78422331
no he is one of yours

>>78421766
Wanker

i just wonder why china still murders its unborn girls though

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If I were in charge of CPC Customs and Immigrations, I would only allow intelligent, sexually attractive white girls to enter my country. I would reject all male VISAs because I have enough male intelligence to satisfy everyone and everything in the domain of China.

Sexpats btfo.

>>78422446
china doesn't murder them, their parents do

>>78422271
wow this one is terrifying

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>>78419113
i have 2/3
can i get a chinese gf now?

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>tfw 15cm cock instead of 18cm cock
At least I could tickle prostates just fine

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>7 inch dick

Do they know that's like the 97th percentile? I'm 6" and I've never had any complaints.

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>>78425704
that's because it's a perfectly fine length and long enough to hit the cervix when going balls deep in many women which is actually unpleasant so you're not having any advantage as a big cocked freak who needs to control the deepness of his thrusts all the time in order not to rape the girl (unpleasant sex is non-consensual and thus rape by LAW)

>>78425989
Eh, the vaginal fornix is an actual erogenous zone tho, and there's more than a few women who like getting hit deep regardless of the discomfort of hitting the cervix.

>>78426572
rapist

>>78426627
Hans, let me tell you a secret: making them scream is a good thing, most of the time.

>>78426863
you're sick in the head

>>78426891
>sick in the head
A bit of lightheadedness after sex is fine. It just mean you've done a good job.

>>78427102
stop replying to my rapist

TO ME!!

>>78427117
>my rapist
He's raping you? Oh shit anon I'm so sorry. You need to go to the police anon.

>>78427158
Hahahaha your rapist
You got raped

how does it feel to have a gf?
how does it feel to be loved, appreciated and sexually wanted by a young women?

>>78427514
addictive

Mastering Chinese or Spoonfed?

>>78428648
New Practical Chinese Learner

There's like a dozen Chinese girls that want my cock but I don't really want to get intimate with them.

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>>78429201
fuck them anyway, and dump them on the sidewalk like the trash they are

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不公: unjust / unfair "not public"

>>78430531
公 is also communal
so not fair or unjust is equitable to not fairly dividing between parties

>>78430531
what's wrong?

>>78429288
this
pump and dump those treacherous whores

>>78430991
Nothing it's just Chinese entomology had communism at its core

>>78431221
what do insects have to do with communism

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>t -12 days


SIDEWAYS PUCCI I'M COMIIIIING

>>78431221
共 is communism, "togetherness", 公 is slightly different

>>78431311

etymology*

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>Nothing it's just Chinese entomology had communism at its core
Seriously?

>>78431561
How else do you explain a "Not public" meaning "Not fair"

In a Chinese persons mind something that is not public = not fair.

>>78431702
不公(平)
不公(正)
不公(開)

>>78431702
they are separate ideas that uses the same character but the chinese word of communism is not based on that character

fairness might be related to communalism but communism is related to togetherness and not like the western commune -> communism

because community doesn't automatically imply public

>>78431893
Chinese often put hidden little messages in their characters so it's not really a logical leap.

Like all the characters based on 女 that are derogatory to women because Chinese hate women.

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>>78431970
Did you know that negative words are mostly female gendered in French as well?
Women are the lexical shitbucket.

>>78431970
i like how you forget 好 and 安 but remember "rape" and "lewd" this speaks tons about you and little about China
>>78432236
stop agreeing with him

>>78432377
>安

That's a derogatory one too.

>>78419683

18 is a magic number
women want a man who is 180 cms tall, with an 18 centimeters dick, and a 180 meters house

>>78432666
you can make the argument that any character using the female radical is oppressive since there is no male radical

So it is a fact that ancient Chinese rulers were black.
The oldest known records of Chinese people call them "black".

And slanted eyes are also a trait of African (black) people.

So when did the crossbreeding happen that took the melanin out of the Chinese people's skin?

>>78432772
why do females have to be red, ugly, excellent, orderly, mother, appropriate and so on

>>78432881
yes

>>78432881
我们

>>78432881
>And slanted eyes are also a trait of African (black) people.
a man needs sauce

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downvoted

>>78433292
taiwan banned mouth fedoras?

>>78433573
they should

so many vape questions on r/taiwan, bunch of retards

>>78419185
you fucking niggers dont use my links? you fucking autistic childs

>>78433816
You just dumped 50 shitty links that a "Chinese learning site" google search would bring up

>>78433995
and? are you retard?

is this the new chinese anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0


also this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dziJg-t71Y4

I've got the chance to learn Chinese or Korean alongside my degree, what do you think I should go for?

>>78434667
both, don't be a pussy

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>>78434637
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD27woHDWbo

How will India ever recover?

这真有人会说中文?

>>78432925
WUZ

>>78433292
>>78433573
>>78433594

>Taiwanese are so butthurt about ecigarrettes being a Chinese invention they are trying to ban it

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>>78434797
This girl's accent is bizarre as fuck.
>2:45
>"how's it feel shitting yourself in the food?"
>mfw
>>78434848
是的
>檢體
看來你不會

>>78433058
Kraut annon seems to be refering to this vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFhS-49WGGY
First the Egyptians, now the Chinese. How insecure can they be?

>>78419447
>>78419625

If you were a middle class/upper middle class Beijinger or Shandonger you could easily pass them.

t. 188cm height, 20cm dick, 150 IQ, multimillionaire Ivy League student from Shenyang/Dongbei

>>78434996
sounds like a faggot
shitty documentary made by a nigger

>>78434996
>mangoloid people
fuck off nigger

>we wuz niggas shang tsung

>>78419864
>>78420091
This guy is the only intelligent person in this thread.

Everybody else is sub-par in the mental department.

Keep in mind, he's not insane or loony. He's just ahead of the curve.

>>78435773
stop shitposting you dumb faggot
you're the real retarded here

>>78422446
never really happen tho.

recent census found out that they hid their firstborn child by simply not registering her to the hukou office.

recent ending of the one-child policy saw that millions of 'illegal' girls suddenly appeared in such masses that it actually skewed that whole 'gender imbalance' narrative western fags like to parrot around so much.

>>78432377
>i like how you forget 好 and 安 but remember "rape" and "lewd" this speaks tons about you and little about China


It just means that women are just worth shit if they have a MALE child, or are firmly sitting beneath a roof making Jiaozi for me every day.

Chinese is awesome in that regard. Fuck those SJW.

>>78436014
If I was retarded, would I have a degree from an Ivy League school and an IQ of 165?

No need to answer. That was a rhetorical question meant to impress the pleb commoners (You).

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Only people that worship me deserve to populate this Earth.

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>>78436453
But who are you?

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>>78436469
Your superior.

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>>78436504
How come I've never heard of my "superior"?

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>>78436527
Because you are inferior.

I saw Winston at a Family Mart in Shenzhen yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen 馒头 in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Laowai, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and ting bu dong'd her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the mantous and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each mantou and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>78436554
You seem to be under some kind of delusion my child.

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>>78436648
You don't know what kind of megalomaniac you're fucking with right now.

Cease and desist before you get owned.

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>>78436714
Haughty boys like you get the f*st.

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What bodytype do chinese guys and gals find most attractive?

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who's the other vietnam flag

>>78436833
Strongfat.
t. gaysian

>>78436833
Athletic for me, bonus points for being taller than me and having short hair

>>78436896
Stop the Peru posting my African American brother. You shame us rice-elves.

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Can't touch this

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>>78437658

>>78434919
王了

>>78419447
>average male height USA: 176cm

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>>78437710
*touch*

>>78422295
Not an autistic loner with yellow fever.

>>78422446
>murder
Abortion isn't murder, and it's far overblown.

Recent UN research showed that the "missing girls" were just not registered until later in life.

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>>78422295
Why move to Japan when I could just attend the Taiwan Reitaisai?

>>78418314
>tfw all my taiwanese female friends ignore me
up yours sweden

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>Austronesian people originally migrated from Taiwan
>Taiwan is a part of China
>therefore all countries that were settled by Austronesian people are, by right, part of China

How long before China officially adopts this position?

>>78438726
Actually, Fujian/Xiamen is the origin.

>>78438985
Even better/worse. :^)

>>78438726
How and why do you even sail 100s of miles with no map and shitty prehistoric technology

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>>78437744

peru? what are you doing peru. did you have a nice day today peru? what did you accomplish peru

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSEH8yiWqkY
>China wants us
>Japan wants us
What do?

>>78440089

kys

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>>78440004
Fact: Austronesians are the most powerful race in the world

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Thinking about hosting an international martial arts tournament with fighters from each nation recognized by the United Nations.

Which country do you think will win?

My bet is on China.

>>78436177
>lying on 4chan
eat a dick nigger
you are american, your iq in max is 20.

>>78436555
cool story
care to tell the truth?

>>78422295
jewpanese sucks ass
better chinese than to be nuked for the 3rd time by fat fucks

>>78441086
>he never heard of brazil

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the beat don't stop till the break of dawn

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would you fugg

>>78438726
fuck.

>>78436555
Nice one I kek'd

>>78442649
meh

>>78442649
Does the pope shit in the woods?
NiBBa imma slam that so hard
Can't judge the feet by the face anyway so maybe she has some DELICIOUS surprise waiting

大家早安
吃飯了沒?

>>78443476
刚吃了肉松面包做点心

>>78443476
没有, 饿了

seems the chinksters have a sense of humor about themselves

https://streamable.com/3l8vj

>>78445265
laowhy once he finishes his mudhut

瓜老外 瓜老外

>>78445594
melon gets old outside?

>>78445998
nope
dont use google translator

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Shame on China sympathizers

>>78446750
I know what it is im taking the piss
(google translate = Gua foreigners)

>>78438552
I'm sorry, straya-kun

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so prozzie is leaving china. c-milk is leaving china eventually. winston might get deported or leave eventually.

what other sexpats can we convince to leave? how do we keep whites and niggys and others out of china?

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HAHAHAHAHHA youtube vloggers in china are getting demonetized. fucking losers

pic related. jesus christ, how the fuck were they making so much money off their shitty videos with 20k views at best? i thought you need a million views to even make a lousy $2000 usd.

anyone wanna take a guess as to who this is? i'm guessing it's winston since all the other chink vloggers aren't popular at all and he's the most popular china 'vlogger'

>>78449653
Imagine they demonetize his are Chinese girls easy video

Damn I gotta start making shitty videos

>>78449922
Wow!

>>78449963

what was posted

>>78449740
if youtube is gonna start demonetizing everyone to make YT more "family friendly" then you're not gonna earn any undeserved shekels for churning out shit clickbait videos like our friends winston and c-faggot

>>78450146
peruposting a nsfw girl spreading

>>78450657
OMG

我是基佬

>>78451480
我不是

>>78451528
(((((((((((((

我是我

what's the TP situation like in 1st tier chinese cities? do you have to fold shitty tp up and put it in bins?

>>78453783
You have to eat it

>>78448612
>so prozzie is leaving china
hasn't prozzie said he's leaving china for the past 5 years?

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>>78438576

>>78454321
this

>>78445265
did a giggle

>>78440004
Celestial navigation and luck

>>78435167
who was the chick in the video?
never seen her before

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why is traditional so silly bros

Is it just me or do translators that translate Chinese to English take a lot of liberties with the original text, inserting words that just aren't there and other things?

Take this saying: 天不怕,地不怕,就怕温州人说温州话
And the English version: "Fear not the heavens, fear not the earth. But fear the Wenzhounese man speaking Wenzhounese"

They have taken major liberties here with the original text "Fear not" isn't even standard English it's an archaic form.

That sentence is more like "Don't be afraid of the sky, don't be afraid of the earth, be afraid of the Wenzhounese man speaking Wenzhounese"

>>78455852
.

>>78456128
What I mean is Chinese is a very basic language and whenever you see an English translation of a Chinese sentence, the English sentence is twice as long and contains "flowery" words that don't exist in the original text.

The English version of the sentence always ends up being more complex than the Chinese.

>>78456211
I don't know
Maybe

one sentence to show you're educated in chinese
i'll start
>亡口月贝凡

>>78455026
She's prozzie's "friend" in Shanghai. She's only been in a couple videos.

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施式詩師食石獅

>>78457313
she is going for the passport

>>78454836
this time he is beeing deported

>>78449653
we have some cucks here who also makes videos and get cash from 20 views :\

where do i post korean on int

>>78459249
Up your ass.

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>Before we start with today's new chapter why don't we do a quick repetition of yesterday's new words...Lishan please come to the front and take off your shoes so the rest of the class can explain all the different parts of your foot! Once we're done with that we'll move on to today's new words...and they will be all about the female reproductive organ. Any volunteers?

I have my ESL lessons all planned out

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>Prozzie Your are SH (大便), dog shit (狗屎) or humanbeing remainders (人渣).. China does not need some trash like you ---- the white shiiit... If you still keep some sense of dignity of humanbeing ...please just leave China right now ... please. We Chinese will be extremely happy for you to find a new settledown land, better for the rest of your life.. But definitely, you do not even think about China again. Please never ever come back to China again..appreciate it , thanks for your cooperation. Anyway, We Chinese do not accept the same piece of white trash twice..

>One thing baffles me a lot that although the KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacist are very bad, they do bad things in their own homeland.. Why expats in China dare trash Chinese in China this widely? I think it is the right time to clean up China from any stinky white trash invasion right now.

>>78461836
You'll be first on the rope whiteboi

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Vietnam, I hope you realise if whites leave China they're heading to Vietnam

>>78462122
He's actually in China
He's stuck in a tier 4 he told so before

>>78462122

no filthy white piggus will go hommu, or go to korea or japan

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>>78462223
Korea or Japan wont offer the lifestyle that whites in China are used to.

They're used to living like a king on $1,000 a month.

>>78462787
Living like a king eating shit bacteria laced noodles from a plastic bag wrapped around a plastic plate with chopsticks washed in unfiltered shit laced tap water without soap or anything on a dirty noisy street with the guy next to you spitting out a fat glob of yellow spit 10cm from your shoe kek

A lifestyle to be missed

>>78462122
They are already in Vietnam, sexpat's exploits in SE Asia is more prominent.

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I just recently learned that the Chinese was also a Nazi at some point. Why didn't the Jews go after them?

>>78463302
Chinks would outjew the Jew and they know it

>>78463302
because the jews are afraid of the chinky warrior

>>78462941
Back home I doubt they could rent an apartment on 10 hours of work a week.

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what do chinky girls think of gingers

especially young /fit/ ones

>>78463752
Would be even cheaper if they moved to a slum in Bangalore.
Must be living like an emperor there.

>>78463302
because chinks are already the jews of Asia

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv-n-UKEXls

OOH GO STREH YOU CAN FINDA DUH MRT

I wanna make sexfuck a Taiwanese Police!!!

>>78464502
wow how can a grown woman be that qt

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>>78464502
>I wanna make sexfuck a Taiwanese Police!!!

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>>78464502
>exact same accent as my dad
lol

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Average traditional girl in Shenzhen

>>78445265
Good stuff.

>>78462787

eh, maybe 10 years ago. you definitely can't live on a $1000 a month in the main cities now. maybe some tier 5 shithole

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>>78464502
that fake smile tho

>>78465125
Funny but a bit rude.

Also as an Islantard full of slags you ought not open that yap too wide.

>>78465880
where did you hear that
in taipei nobody gives a shit about anyone, people are too busy with themselves

>>78466070
they look at disgusting SEXPAT kraut feet sniffers with disgust

>>78465880
>i still haven't been to taiwan but i hear they hate white bois with a fiery passion
not really

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>Hear my asian neighbor yesterday complaining that her song still hasn't found a nice chinese wife (I live near china town)
>Meanwhile she has a white husband
>mfw

I always found it hilarious asian women don't give a fuck about their future sons

>>78466153
quite the opposite, girls will generally approach me and ask me to sniff their feet on the MRT because I wear a shirt that says "我愛可愛台妹的腳“

>>78466198
only thais, southern chinks and flips do that

>>78466246
I think they are Vietnamese

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squad goals

>>78466359
SEXPAT king of the hill

>>78466359
Why is that African larping as Asian?

>>78431745
top kek

>>78466427
no

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What Chinese operating system should I install?

>>78466359
Me on the alt-right.

chink the chinks , the real mission

>>78469201
macos

>>78469681
what's your plan?

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>>78469985
tell lies and make them fight, exploit the small rivalties that exist between different towns
money is the new leader of china, they will betray their chink brothers in order to get money
transform their greediness and absolute love for money into a weakness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncd4b5d_cM0

I want them to step on me sexually lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpnpsKgaTKM

>>78466316
typical chink behavior blaming it on other ethnicity.

you make me ashamed to be chinese.

we should just own up to the fact that most of our women are calculative, vapid, opportunistic, deceitfully manipulative, self-serving whores.

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>>78470361
Peru, you can't outthink me. I'm always going to be 36 moves ahead of you, Peru.

Can't outchink the chink, Peru.

Even Schroedinger and his Cat have nothing on my mental prowess. Quantum superpositioning separates the fabrics of reality if I say so.

>>78471087
extremely SAD and PATHETIC post

>>78463302
China has the Haifeng Jews to beat them back.

>WE WUZ NAZIS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1b5mzlAOoY

>>78471927
>>78472122
please do not bully

>>78472122
>50cm drop

what was he looking for, a sprained ankle?

>>78472122
>/brit/ shitposting irl

Noooooo Bannon is gone noooooooooooo

Muh trade war nooooooooo

>>78475348

the fuck

>>78475348
what do the words on her legs say?

>>78475799
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>78475817
you can't talk that way to me. I got dubs

>>78431970
Literally, the word for good in Chinese has two parts, the first part is the female character/radical 女, 好. You are a retard.

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Why do chinks not use this aesthetically pleasing system?

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>>78476615
Because they're dumb.

>>78476615
because mao is a dumb smelly commie who can't wash his smegmacock

>>78476615
Malta?rare.

>>78476698
>>78476688
you re the dumbfucks here
japan is shit and jewpanese writting sucks ass

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>>78478611
>that
>Japanese
Holy shit an actually clinically retarded person.

>>78478628
>he doesnt know bopomofo was created by jewpanese
eat a nigger dick

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>>78478722
>implying it matters when it literally isn't Japanese
(Retard)^2

>>78478628
youre such a nigger lover dumbfuck arent you?

>>78478765
>when you're so mad that you were called out for being retarded that you have to reply twice

>>78478754
>uh me so fanny on 4chen jewpanese writting aint jewpanese me so funneh 我爱黑色人加拿大人娘娘腔哈哈

kill yourself nigglet patrol

Chinese needs an alphabet

>>78478831
Good projection and google translate you pathetic cuckold lmfao jesus christ

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>>78478782
im not mad you silly cuck

>>78478852
you nigger lover really google translator? what a faggot we got here

>>78478852
gayassnadian still butthurt cause hes a dumbfuck

>>78475348
The only thing I recognize is 用肉.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcTJwXweJEY

Bannon gone yo

>>78479551
so what?

>>78479556
he's the mastermind behind the hawkish china policies

An 'oversensitive', intolerant and anti-intellectual superpower is threatening the world's freedom to think, much like a fanatic theocracy.
https://qz.com/1056938/cambridge-university-press-china-quarterly-complies-with-censorship-removes-300-articles-on-topics-like-tiananmen-and-tibet-in-china/

>>78479599
oh that's good news then. so no more incoming trade war and better trade relationship now?

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What do you guys think of 咸鸭蛋?

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>>78478846
Fug off Kevin from Minnesota. Chinese has pinyin for supplementary pronunciation information and that's all it needs. Leave phonetic aids to the Japs.

>>78476615
Taiwanese use that but mainland has pinyin which does just fine and kills two birds with one stone. It's easy to teach young ones and foreigners pronunciation and also serves to transliteration for things like names to foreign languages.

>>78419113
chinese are far uglier and inferior than nips and even here korean XD

Why is that Pooptugal proxy flag so angry all the time and thinks he's the authority on all things concerning China.

I think he needs to have sex with Asian woman to calm down !!

>>78482169
Didn't know you can stack sheet metal huts so high

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>>78482282

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New Winston up.

In this episode Winston discusses his pains of being in China for 11 and a half years but not being recognised as the true Caucasian Chinese he is.

>>78482563
The message of this video basically boils down to "managed to find a sideways slit to fuck so I stayed"

>>78479760
很好吃

>>78482602
Is that why you'll stay in Taiwan?

>>78479607
oh no huge blow to the CIA. im so sad to hear that.

>>78482622
I'm only visiting my aboriginal girlfriend for three weeks

>>78482666
Are you going to bring her to Germany? Online relationships never work,

>>78482653
CIA are on our side genius

>>78482690
How is it online when we're together in real life

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Is Chinese the lowest effort language to impress locals?

I'm 5 months in to learning, natives correct me frequently because I have bad word order, and I'm still told my Chinese is good.

I doubt a French person would tell me 5 months of French was good.

>>78482563
is he a citizen yet?
I don't think you can waste a 3rd of your life in a country without becoming a citizen, right?

>>78482775
He can't become one
But he is on a spousal visa now so he can't even legally work if he wanted to

>>78482750
Just for the 3 weeks tho?
You moving there, or is she moving to Germany?

>>78482775
Can you become a citizen in Taiwan?

>>78482820
We are global citizens

If you want to become Taiwanese you will have to renounce your other citizenship first

So far only catholic priests living 50+ years in Taiwan have been allowed dual citizenship in a very recent decision by the gubment

>>78479906
I meant that it would be nice as an actual writing system.

>>78482907
Yeah why have one character when you can use three phonetic ones for it

Pinyin is better because who the fuck wants to learn a non standard keyboard layout?

A lot of us have 20+ years using a QWERTY keyboard.

>>78482775
since we're on the topic of citizenship, would my USA citizenship be revoked if I haven't been back for like 10 years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq6z3B-DkPg
Hey guys just got done decorating my pad, what do you think?

>>78483234
>that guy
I hate seeing that bastard show up every time you search for Taoism-related stuff on YouTube. That and the "Dude Weed LMAO" types.

>>78483257
I see him when I look for weapon reviews.

>>78483183
Wouldn't removing an American's citizenship be fundamentally Un-American?

>>78483286
so I guess I don't have to worry then?

>>78483183
Are you a naturalized citizen? It's almost impossible to lose US citizenship. You have to be a member of ISIS basically.

>>78483234
I wish I had one, looks like a fun instrument to play
Too bad they're so expensive

>>78483271
Here's a couple of sites talking about him. He also has a very creepy vibe in general.
https://forum.culteducation.com/read.php?12,121215 http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/chiinnaturecom/select-stateprovince/chiinnaturecom-mak-jo-si-aka-herman-mak-victim-of-fraud-fake-talisman-does-not-work-mar-1112052 https://eldercraigblog2012.wordpress.com/

>>78483300
I was born there, my passport has expired for quite some while now, does this mean I basically don't need to give a shit until I want to visit again?

>>78419113
I agree, met chinese girl on bus station, she asked me for directions and was flirting with me.

Sadly she is too short for me

>>78483234
I remember that instrument from this video
watch from minute 3:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3d2YGv7Qc

>>78483344
I feel like I'm unqualified to give legal advice. Here's an article I found about it:
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/u-s-citizens-stay-indefinitely-retain-return-article-1.1037483

>>78457313
More like pozzie
hehe

>>78483337
These are very interesting links.

Are there any good nonwhite china-related youtubers?

>>78482754
Maybe they were just being polite. Or maybe they are somewhat impressed that someone actually took the time and effort to learn their language.
It's the same for Vietnamese really, and I've heard that Koreans react similarly.

>>78483456
The might be the korean variant called the gayageum. There is also a japanese one called the koto, and a Vietnamese type as well, and truthfully I'm not cultured enough to tell the difference.

>>78483337
I had no idea about all this stuff, I thought the guy just did weapon reviews.

>>78483456
I wanna fucc bae suzy

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>>78484039
>>78484039

>>78483680
Youtube is banned in China so no.