capekino edition
>>78418976
what a shit edition
yiff
*supervises the /brit/ posters*
Ah yes, everything seems to be going smoothly.
South India is a joke
how can lefties still defend Islam
it's like they're brainwashed or something
poo bum willy
holy shit....how did this guy predict trump in 1920??
>>78418976
>browses /tv/ once
>>78420813
kerala innit
>>78420813
imagine plowing a van through there
>>78420813
What the fuck is sunny leone?
>>78420813
Is the fact she's taken dick on camera largely brushed over?
>>78420846
this is your brain on islam
literally would DESTROY mirage wew
>>78420852
is google broken?
Are there any QUEERS in the audience tonight?
UP AGAINST THE WALL!
anime
>>78420846
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/898169407213645824
*stands up against the wall*
>>78420894
(Get)
(Them)
>>78420871
was she supposed to be asian
>>78420894
and pull my pants down?
Someone needs to change her twitter password
tourists go home
refugees welcome
>>78420813
give the north some credit too
whoopsie haha, sorry jan man wont happen again
real capekino coming through
>>78420937
fake news
Karen's bizarre adventure
isn't it naziism
>>78420956
duuuuude good shout
*hits the bong*
hell yeah!
Theres one in the spotlight, he dont look right!
Have him up against the wall!
And that one looks... JEWISH! AND THAT ONES A COON! WHO LET ALL THIS RIFF RAFF INTO THE ROOM?
THAT ONES SMOKING A JOINT! AND THAT ONE HAS SPOTS! IF I HAD MY WAY, ID HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!
Fucked up a massive opportunity at work
There was a full time vacancy to work on email but I didn't apply
I was scared of an interview, bring rejected, competition and being thought not worthy enough to apply
But this was wrong, the vacancy was probably created for me since my email stats are the best
The deadline was extended a day for me
My manager pulled me to one side and told me to apply
Said I could even get off the phones and use work time to put in the application
Turns out he got his dates wrong, the vacancy closed yesterday, I didn't apply
>>78420858
link xx
dont careism
>>78421014
this meme should fuck off
>>78421036
tune
>>78420814
worried about all the muslims who will receive undeserved hatred just because of someone elses actions
>>78420871
hmmmm
>>78420899
gays arent real
>>78421003
What did you expect from the writer whose books have been adapted into one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>78421065
not sure those ankles could withstand any weight
>>78421096
If they are, they shouldn't be
>>78421065
https://i.4cdn.org/h/1502989786456.png
hmMMMMMmmmmm
>>78418976
This film was genuinely better than Dunkirk
>>78421065
got any rule 34 lad?
Anime is for unlovable autistic freaks
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1502989200364.jpg
*pulls up the ladder*
woops tee hee see you later
>>78421042
What's your pucci like?
>>78420953
still trying to calculate how to buy latex clothing without having my name stored anywhere
Does Jeremy Clarkson ever shut the fuck up about how he did bad in his A levels
friend of mine used to pretend he was a bender on the internet
said it made him have a good laugh
just learned he sucked a dick yesterday
>>78421118
me lol
>>78421101
doesnt need to take weight
https://i.4cdn.org/h/1502989692494.png
whats happening with the queen?
>>78421116
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/the_incredibles%20mirage/1
https://samkriss.com/2016/09/13/jk-rowling-and-the-cauldron-of-discourse/
love this
>>78421147
was it yours haha
>>78421128
the companies who make latex clothing are very discret
if you google festivus the festivus pole appears on screen
am i the only person here who envisioned all the hary portter cahracters as niggers?
>>78421128
this >>78421189
>>78421116
is google broken?
>>78421111
>>78421189
even the cheap chink ones?
Fucking weird cunts talking about cartoon porn, latex clothing and sucking cock at 6 O'Clock on a Thursday
Get a fucking life you degenerates
the drummer from def leppard only has one arm
am i the only person here who envisioned all the men in gay dreams as niggers?
>>78421218
ye talking about politics and commieslags is a lot better
>>78421145
i have never heard him mention it. how badly did he do?
>>78421176
>tags: derrida
no thanks
>>78421228
nay
my dad is honestly the most insufferable cunt in the universe, such a fucking hypocrite pessimist, honestly can't stand spending more than 10 minutes with him
Cannot BELIEVE my mum is still with him, she can do so much better
>>78421211
beat me to it
am i the only person here who envisioned everyone that disagrees with me as niggers?
>Fucking weird cunts talking about cartoon porn, latex clothing and sucking cock at 6 O'Clock on a Thursday
>Get a fucking life you degenerates
politics is fun
why are rorkes so obsessed with JK Rowling?
really weird desu
>>78421213
well no, but that stuff can damage your skin anyway
may as well go all in
I bet one of you has a birthday today
>>78421232
Neither of those things interest me, especially those pathetic commieslag grovellers
>>78421176
if you could sum that article up in 10-15 words or maybe a funny reaction image that would be great sweetie :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAjG9JX4Xy4
anime lads
>>78421249
>Cannot BELIEVE my mum is still with him, she can do so much better
alri Oedipus
>>78421270
we all loved her until she made are favorite characters niggers
how woudl you feel if biblo baggens were suddenly a nigger?
what phone does are deano have
>>78421277
>pathetic commieslag grovellers
all me
>>78421263
the archetypal /brit/ poster
>>78421263
Who is that supreme gentleman?
>>78421218
better than the usual repetitive /brit/ shite
twat
white genocide is implicit in leftist ideology
haha pure devastated when blunkett went i was
>>78421270
The SJW momentum sorts are way more obsessed with her
>>78421304
latest iphone with a cracked screen innit
>>78421304
samsung galaxy
>>78421270
because she has a very large platform on twitter and she is spewing out worse propaganda than leftypol do here
she is basically working as an indoctrination tool for kids who look up to here
Just imagine all the teenage girls out getting drunk, dressed like slags, celebrating exams RIGHT now
I've marched through the Sinai desert and made my triumphant return to /brit/.
Yes, I am back.
why do virgins love linux and android?
shite your primary school teacher said?
>japan is 2 years ahead of us technologically
Leeds
>>78421349
imagining it
I miss him lads
>>78421355
>remember, no one can know about the special game we play
>>78421293
>anime that's not k-on
don't
>>78421381
>are we the baddies?
>>78421366
isn't that polan
>>78421355
>youre gonna be one of the students that takes my D levels
>>78421355
same shit
>>78421304
latest iphone on a £60/month contract with free insurance from his £18/month bank account
Screen is cracked
>>78421353
customisability, linux is community driven, android comes with cheaper phones than iphones, linux is free
>>78421402
its leeds
to lefties "not all men" is bigoted mansplaining, but "not all muslims" is a mantra
>>78421434
just not on mate
89% chance that at least one pair of lads have the same birthday in here
so who is it?
March 19 here
I had the pleasure of meeting Howth last summer in one of the National Socialist workshops in Dublin. Various right wing Irishmen had gathered from across all the 32 counties to meet in the Temple Bar. The meeting was top secret, and only the upper echelons of the alt-right community were privy to the time and location. Soros and his hired goons had no knowledge of the situation. His intelligence network is growing progressively weaker by the day - but I digress. Howth was a giant of a man. Standing at 6'4 with eyes and blue as the sea and hair as golden as Sinai Desert, he was impossible to ignore. He spoke with a air solemnity that compelled every man in the room to listen with ardour. Howth mentioned plans of revolution, underground sleeper cells, seizure of the Dáil, all of them well thought out and articulated with a cunning outside of any mortal mans ken. I expect to see a Catholic monarchy any day now with Howth himself as supreme high king of Ireland.
you arrive in nottingham
>>78421458
today ;)
>>78421458
March 19 here
>O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
>Old times there are not forgotten
>Look away! Look away!
>Look away! Dixie Land.
>>78421458
>>78421485
march 19 here
>>78421482
wasn't asking you
>>78421399
Hitler was a bad lad who hijacked Mussolinis form of government, Benito was a great lad and never did nuffin to nobody
literally what do you need to customise on a computer lol nigga just install an internet browser and away you go
>>78421355
God is real
>>78421458
nice try GCHQ
>>78421482
>>78421273
why didn't you reply to me ;c
>>78421515
ah but you see, google are spying on me
COME TO THE DAIL
WE ARE SEIZING POWER
Would ask if any of you have the same birthday as me but giving it away is doxxable info
>when he's older than 20 and doesn't have a driving licence
the only software that's free is free for a reason and that reason is that it's shit
in greggs lads
>tfw no early 90s London rave dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
if your birthday isn't March 19 then you don't belong on /brit/
>>78421596
rorke
>>78421521
just reminded me of my thicko 2nd class teacher who said that jesus died of old age after he came back
amazing how john major looked handsome in his NHS spaz specs but looks like a weird bender now that he's got normal ones
man white women 'n' shit finna do nothin' with us niggas
>>78421355
>"what a terrible name. my 5 year old son would come up with something like that"
our task was to come up with a name for a new chocolate bar. I can't remember what i suggested but her reaction has stuck with me to this day. I was in year 5 I think.
fucking cunt
>>78421492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s best dixie song
Need to do some mdma soon
still in greggs lads
just back from work lads. how has it been, have the unemployed rorkes been ranting?
>>78421657
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWB7_o6x6DA
>>78421671
mainly lefty shites like every day
ahh but don'y you see, i NEED linux
how else would I gain access to such high quality software as libre office?
>>78421667
get me a macaroni pie mate
>>78421701
lol it's always far right nutters mate what you on about
got kicked out of greggs lads
I hear you're a racist now father
any decent chinky phones that are cheap but won't set on fire?
not arsed about the slant government spying on me if it means i have to spend less money
Cardiff
imagine watching tv late at night and this happening
bit fucking scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqgeM6rWSkw
>>78421701
generally is the case in a proud lefty general like /brit/
kicked a nigger out of my store
>>78421724
invite me to the discord I lost the link
>>78421730
me a few years ago
>white growing up in super multicultural London schools
>only ever had problems from white people
must be their irish genes
>>78421730
w-w-what's wrong with drinking from plastic water bottles?
>>78421730
kero kero benito is good though
not even a weeb
>>78421747
OnePlus and Motorola
Ah yes, the quintessential British """""ally""""""
>>78421771
>republicans
FOY
>>78421763
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
>>78421791
ah yes. anecdotal nonsense
>28 confirmed dead in Barcelona terror attack
fucking hell
>>78421852
all me
>>78421818
oh wow a naval power didn't have a huge army
colour me shocked
why are rorkes assuming it was muslims
>>78421757
will be living here next year
um sweaty, its Rourke*
>>78421852
that's only a preliminary number
how come the muzzles kill so many with just a van?
>>78421799
heh... don't worry about it... *pats your head* now run along don't want you to miss the chase...
>>78421852
BBC says theres only one dead
>>78421834
I was in that thread where rorke botted that poll lmao
sad case
Part and Parcelona
>>78421852
PART AND PARCEL
>>78421852
need an terrorist truck to run over my bollocks
extremely important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
extremely important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
extremely important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
http://www.strawpoll.me/13727157
I'm going to my room now to try on the women's jeans I bought
>>78421881
because it's already been confirmed they were North African asylum seekers, there are pictures of them
they handily left their passports in the van
>The virgin alt right car attack
19 injured, 1 dead
>The chad muslim van attack
28 confirmed dead as a preliminary number
>>78421852
damn basque separatists at it again
>You arrive in Richmond, Virginia, Capital of the CSA 3017
just another sacrifice on the altar of multiculturalism
@78421923
@78421911
hmm (not interesting enough to warrant a (You) though)
>>78421876
I'm kidding. And then again, the British had to be pulling their weight against the Turks in Suez and Baghdad, and scouring the seas to kick the germans in port, so I wasn't trying to trash-chat anyone.
But still, makes you realize that the retarded "omg Germany held out against France AND Britain alone! so epic" comments are inane, since it was almost France alone.
When was the last time you fingerblasted your anus whilst wanking, lads?
>>78421909
ah yes hmm "botted" you say leftypol
*calls the mental health services*
>>78421956
harry potter wouldn't blame this attack on muslims
>>78421932
we already did one which has like 150 votes you fucking retard
>>78421852
IRA at it again
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1502991076125.webm
>>78421956
>>78421771
>protests against by femenists
needs to be changed to left, alt-left, or antifa
>>78421993
it's a slippery slope mate, i'm doing kegels to improve the strength of my bumhole
it's always slightly open because i toy myself so much, air builds up inside my arse and it feels like i need to shit so i hold it in which results in terrible cramps
when i end up going to the loo i just fart out loads of air
>>78421956
kek
OI LADS N WEE CHILDREN RICHARD SPENCAR IS JUS LIKE VOLDEMORT N HITLER IS EVIL HAGRID!!!!!!!!
>>78421950
probably a false flag by trump to distract from charlottesville
>>78422017
150 votes means it either got posted elsewhere or botted
average /brit/ strawpoll gets like 20-30 at most
>>78421993
been a while but i did get a cock up there a couple of weeks ago
>>78422017
100 of those were rorke bots
>>78422046
ah yes benders
having my british lunch now
the Heinz Beans are good
marmite is alright but I'm not sure if I'd buy it again
yorkshire tea is too hot right now
will try the digestives later
>>78422059
idiot
it has been posted many times over the last 3-4 months
just this morning i mentioned that i want all the pakis out. proven right again aha
>>78422059
>muh secret club
'ck off
>>78421932
where the fuck are my fellow radcens?
Ah I guess a few of them must still be at work
>>78422046
>>78421932
tribe: leftypol
allies: radcen and not racist just want em gone simple as
enemies: rorke and socdem
>>78422046
this is cultural marxism
>>78422100
doesn't even make sense
>>78422094
this one is a snapshot of the current thread and people that are posting
>>78422025
bit gay
>>78422093
try beans on toast, with shredded cheddar on top
>>78422093
dip the beans in the tea you mong
>>78421993
do love being on the receiving end of this sort of thing courtesy of a beautiful woman
>>78422094
proofs????
>>78422059
>>78422087
get a grip you sad cunts
>tfw no happening
hell
>>78422131
yes because leftypol discord are currently invading
doesn't mean anything
>>78422065
you gay?
leftists want to destroy civilisation itself
sent off a letter today :)
watching the women's rugby in itv4
it's bad. real bad.
took five xanax bars, going on a walk
>>78422154
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strawpoll.me%2F13251628/
need to educate these newcunts
>>78422163
interesting stuff must happen in ethiopia
Whats the average British hardman name
Over here its Fintan, Conor or Thomas
when the FUCK did lefties on here stop being rasheed and start being leftypol
rorke v rasheed is the classic. it's messi v ronaldo, federer v nadal
>>78422163
>gif
you know what to do
Liam here. Any questions?
>>78422164
ah yes, london.....
It was a truck of peace
>>78422238
is google broken?
>>78422232
harry
>>78422234
before the election when actual leftypol invaded
>>78422238
why do yanks pronounce mirror as "MEEER"
The Chinese
a great bunch of lads
>>78422159
>m-muh precious strawpoll is the only true one, you aren't allowed to p-post more!!
jog on dweeb
Need to be entertained lads. Entertain me? Make me giggle? Please.
I can get dick anytime I want
>>78422234
rasheed was for social liberal progressives
leftypol are full on tankie communists
different beast
>>78421932
>rorke still wins even though leftypol teens are currently invading from the discord
howling at the state of them
Watching Empire of the Sun
what a movie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>78422238
do a vocaroo of you saying twat
>>78422290
you gay?
>>78422259
we talk fast to keep up with our fast-paced millennial lifestyle
>>78422232
literally don't know any fintons
>190cm in the club
800ml gin down and still sober. Send help
>>78422315
Nah you
unironically started the leftypol bogeyman by spamming pictures on here from /r/fullcommunist and /r/anarchism
everyone thought it was loads of people invading but it was just me at the start then other lads joined in as a laugh
nice to know that i've had a real measurable impact on many rorke's lives
>>78422238
why are you such a carpet bagging piece of shit
update on the barcelona happening? was there a hostage thing too?
quite confused by those weird nursery rhyme fidget spinner elsa injection nappy russian videos on youtube with like 100,000,000 views
>>78422386
>>78422386
>>78422386
NEW
>>78422346
>800ml gin down and still sober
Liar
going to cambridge with shit grades, ah yes meritocracy
>>78422340
me taking the video
http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/robehel/Barcelona_Attack.mp4
should be required viewing for every lefty mong before they vote for Labour or the Green party. vermin cunts
QUICKDRAW
do lesbians lick each others bumholes and shove dildos up there?
>>78422381
alright whatever you say
back to the discord now kiddo
HOUSEKEEPING
THE MIGHTY ONE IS BACK
>>78422396
don't fucking think so m8
>>78422394
example? literally didn't realise fidget spinners were a big thing until a week ago
BASED FUCKING JANNY I'VE MISSED YOU
>>78422394
The niece loves them
*surreptitiously opens my folder of David Mitchell images*
>>78422393
they have taken over a restaurant and are slaughtering people inside
over 30 dead so far
>>78422386
>>78422396
YEA NAH fuck off
secessionist idea: republic of the isle of dogs
>>78422481
have you been living under a cock?
>Euro Truck Simulator 2 is updating
holy fucking shit the jan man is back
been absolutely fucking sick of literally every new thread getting made at 270-300 posts for the last month or two
>>78422381
you probably made it worse but I was the true beginning with my corbposting and corb editions during the whole tories banning the internet saga
>>78422481
the spinny buffering thing you get when it loads videos is now a spinner
just youtube 'spinner' and search from most popular in last 24 hours, it's very surreal
name one positive contribution Islam has given to the civilised world.
you literally and emphatically cannot.
>>78422426
don't worry, it's just part and parcel of city life
>>78422397
>>78422396
haha kill yourself
Will we ever see sporadic political change and extreme ideologies the likes of which we seen in Europe from 1900 - 1945?
Is the quality of life too good under capitalism to warrant a huge social/political shift?
>>78422534
Algebra
>>78422534
a common enemy
thoughts: spending all day refreshing /pol/, /int/, /brit/, youtube renders you sad, angry, depressed and hopeless
i'm gunna ride my bicycle through the city.
>>78422534
Curry
>>78422550
doesn't make you sober
>>78422510
isle of pengs
put some cunt's job in jeopardy today
for those who want to read: read below
>be on bennies after my masters degree
>get told to meet some bloke from the national careers service
>he says 'wow very impressive education, you should try to get an admin job'
>'uh huh yeah.. sure...'
>then he says 'only thing is, that you might want to delete your education from your CV because its a bit intimidating for those employers, why don't you just say you were working abroad or looking after a disabled family member or just say you were working for a family business for four years'
>'haha yeah that's a good idea, but i think i won't delete my education from my cv'
couple weeks later
>in my (well paying, high-education-requiring) grad job
>get a phone call
>its from the national careers service
>say to the woman i want to complain about the service i got from them
>write them an email saying how the guy was essentially giving me advice that was making me liable to fine and potentially imprisonment under the fraud act 2006
>say it was actually offensive to be told to lie about my education and to also lie about helping disabled people
>say that its a complete and utter farce that the 'national careers service' is a government service and that its giving such toxic advice
>received an email today saying that the manager has spoken to advisor about the advice and has strongly warned them about giving such advice in the future
>janny is actually the valiant leader we need against the leftypol tyrants
>>78422534
mathematics
numbers
muskets
english ale
football
curry
scotland
bat and ball games
mouse traps
wine
bread
running
>>78422564
which city?x
>>78422589
nay a pixel
>>78422511
no
where should i have seen these things given i am not a child and do not know any children?
>>78422604
milan mate. join if you want. probably gunna take a book and read it in some park
>>78422562
Just an altered version of greek mathematics, and also was pre Islam. At least the Islam we know now.
>>78422563
we sure dont act like it
>>78422567
indian. moreover, the curry you refer to is more British than Indian.
>>78422481
>>78422719
hmmmm