jag edition
lads
cute communist boyz
ayo hol up
so you be sayin black live don matter n shiiiiet?
>meal deals
povvos
pooey bum bums lads
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/305859333231616001
>>78416997
mum packed my lunch for secondary school and college
>>78417036
meals deals are the gourmet lunch option
ayo hol up
so u be sayin we sum kinna sooah 'cide skwad?
>>78417030
fuck off nigger
>>78417048
>college
really?
Good edition
going through crisp withdrawals
>>78417066
well not every day, maybe twice a week
bought my own lunch other days
>>78417011
especially if you're getting something like a pasta salad where you would have to make a big batch and it has lots of ingredients and it's just hard work really
>>78417041
Lol
>>78417071
Is that the car that diamond-faced Korean villain in Die Another Day drove?
My boi pussy hurts.
desk is shaking
>>78417084
NEED some Doritos Cool Ranch atm
>ywn be 15/16 again
need my life ended jesus christ
>>78417077
>firefox shill
no thanks! eats up my processor!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502982295670.webm
white people btfo
>>78417123
t. 17 year old
>>78417123
literally worst time of my life thank fuck
some bird just phoned the office crying asking to speak to HR haha
has to try so hard not to howl
>>78417145
I wish.
>Software Eng is more employable with less useless crap. A software eng degree with a placement year is guaranteed-job, guaranteed comfy middle class life tier.
not sure if I should change my life path based on 1 4chan post
>>78417096
Yes lad, excellent taste
>tfw no MILF Liz Hurley girlfriend
https://twitter.com/sinawynne/status/895413076677214208
need a rapper gf
>>78417123
meal deals are literally the deano lunch
mad that retards waste like £1000 a year on frivolous shit like that, when you factor in deano's morning coffee from greggs and all the other shit he gets he's wasting so much
trump put vince mcmahon on his cabinet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSzDkgOF5xg
>>78417085
didnt people take the piss?
i would have.
>>78417164
Peng tits.
>she will never fuck you in this pose
imagine being 24 and not knowing how to talk to g-girls and being a virgin loser h-haha can you imagine
Soon the thing that will separate the well-educated elite from the masses of society will be the ability to write properly.
Most of society will eventually be writing in textspeak for everything. "u" will just be the normal way of writing "you".
>>78417193
what do you have in a pack lunch?
>>78417164
thirsty for milkies
>>78417246
don't eat lunch because i'm not a fat mong who has to eat every few hours
>>78417219
I usually ate on my own or walked home to eat it, only lived about 20 minutes away, less than 10 if I cycled
>>78417238
this why brits say labour and yanks say labor?
>>78417063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg
Not much protein in the house lads and dad won't buy any chicken.
>>78417264
Yes. American English is just the first step of degenerated English. It's going to get a lot worse.
>>78417256
you dont eat lunch, moreover, people who eat lunch are fat? seems like a worthwhile post
>>78417322
scary. where are they coming up?
Spent about half an hour searching Google Images of 'UK wild animals' trying to identify whatever the fuck I saw a few days ago at night
>>78417238
On the train earlier I saw a boy in a pram playing with plastic toy smartphone. It didn't have a functioning screen or anything it was literally just a plastic model smartphone (could also have been a packet of Top Trumps cards, couldn't check too closely for fear of being considered a nonce).
Fair dues, kids have been playing with toy phones for decades but it's a bit grim to think that every child born nowadays is born into an existence where they will become smartphone addicts just because that's how things are now.
Then a few days ago again at the train station I saw a woman with her ~11 year old daughter, the daughter's face buried in her phone. And it was a bit sad for the mum because she couldn't have known when she chose to have her child 11 years ago that this was the future that awaited her.
>>78417368
fox
>>78417322
Artoo?
ARTOOO!
>>78417322
fuck that
Where does Jeremy Kyle get his guests from? I've seriously never seen ugly people like this and I don't even live in a posh area. Are most of us Brits really this ugly?
>>78417339
could take a few lessons from are lad
>>78417238
actually the addition of smartphones with predictive text and spellcheck is improving overall literacy.
doing a poo
>>78417418
they're all from bristol
>>78417077
>using cutting-edge browsers that are guaranteed to have weird bugs once in a while
but at least you get that new css3 feature nobody is even using right
>>78417418
they're always northerners
Imagine being one of those London office workers who gets £9 sandwiches from those upmarket stalls or shops
>>78417418
jerry springer was a cavalcade of the lowest dregs of society too
fucked a girl two days ago
off to smoke weed and get high with a mate now
life is good
>>78417383
It's horrible. I really really want to be a father and have a good loving family, but then I remember what kind of world these kids would be being raised in. Technology addicts, much worse addicts than even I was growing up. The worst kind of filth on television and the internet available in seconds.
so grim it makes me want to do a Varg and fuck off to my own farm in the wilderness
yftr 6r5dv4ea75r58b 75isxzdzyrs\zujrs
>>78417465
Why should I?
>>78417460
But I'm from the North and I have never seen someone as ugly as that. Where can you find these people?
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>>78417465
>£9 sandwiches
>>78417508
haha alri google
south west england is basically the north but in the south
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>>78417465
Ah yes
Pret a manger
>>78417476
Just raise them differently? I went to an upper-middle class primary school with posh parents, last I heard was about half of them chose not to own a TV, made their children play with wooden toys and such stuff
>>78417526
yeah nah
>>78417526
nah yeah
>>78417363
Narnia
>>78417568
>gif
fuck off
>>78417539
christ imagine the fucking bent twats that grow up playing with fucking wooden toys lmao
>>78417501
Hull city center, sunderland. Most tragic northern cities/towns
any gwynedd man in
>>78417383
>>78417476
>>78417539
sad cases
>>78417591
hello
What is the English word for when you eat bread and you make a mess with the crumbs?
Didn't realise how shit nottingham was until i moved away and came back to visit
absolute fucking shithole
>>78417627
Looks idyllic on Google images
>switch redditflags on
>realise I'm the first person ITT to have posted with it
wew
didn't know the gimmick had died off entirely
>>78417622
doesnt exist.
"you got crumbs everywhere you bellpiece" is what people would say
>>78417622
eatingbreadandmakingamesswiththecrumbs
>>78417613
not going to climb snowdon again, are there any other mountains with decent views
>>78417646
everyone stopped using it after i stopped
>>78417665
Cnicht
why the FUCK is half the shit in pound shops not a pound anymore?
without the everything being a pound gimmick poundshops are just extremely shit versions of b&m bargains or home bargains
feeling a bit crook
everyone i know growing up including myself lived in one of those lower middle class homes where the kids do nothing but watch and argue over the TV
>>78417654
>>78417655
in Norwegian we say "Ã¥ smule", which means "to crumb"
Why the fuck are we still using this piece of shit?
>>78417642
its the gun crime capital of the uk. or at least it was.
>>78417683
>why the FUCK is half the shit in pound shops not a pound anymore?
brexit
>>78417700
use it in a sentence please
>>78417701
you've never fired a gun in your life mate
How doe you cope with the fact that you won't be able to get in your Mondeo and pop off to Slovenia for a long weekend once Brexit is fully realized?
>>78417681
cheers 1 more lad?
did someone bully tim again?
got a £25 m&s voucher for my birthday
what should I get?
>>78417719
Når du spiser knekkebröd må du passe på å ikke smule!
heading out for my GRE now. pray for me?
>>78417728
probably better to fly to slovenia
http://rightlog.in/2017/08/kevin-durant-india-01/
Based black man btfo'd India
>>78417720
I fired one in the army cadets . Exact same but in straight pull configuration. It's a piece of shit.
>>78417700
don't care, fuck off snownigger
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40965581
pardon part sell
>>78417728
I don't have wanderlust because I'm not a faggot
>>78417759
what other guns have you fired to compare it to?
think this is the first year on /brit/ on a level results day i've not seen anyone post about getting theirs
were they all just doing it earlier or is /brit/ finally not full of 18 year olds
>>78417627
i was up there for work during the recession. it was properly grim. having said that, i went round all the rough areas, door to door. never got any hassle
>>78417731
Moelwyn Mawr and Moelwyn Bach are decent from what I remember
used to climb as a kid, not been up any in a while but I do recall the Moelwyns are good'uns
>>78417768
bet its those bloody hindus again
Sad! Bad! Many such cases!
>>78417795
there's been a few
>>78417759
>fired a different gun once (probably with blanks) in cadets
>advises the entire army
pipe down lad
>>78417780
None. Don't need to. I don't understand why they chose a bullpup thats has more weight than say an M4.
>>78417759
>army cadets
alri kid calm down, let the adults handle things
anime
soldiers should dual-wield desert eagles and wear katanas on their backs
>>78417768
Spain hasn't been it since Madrid and after they pulled out from the middle east.
Could just be an accident.
charlie bit my finger
charlie bit my willy
>>78417848
You don't understand because you could barely handle cadets
Is Spain lad ok?
>>78417893
''''
>>78417830
Live rounds. Seriously though, this year we spent £3 billion on a new aircraft carrier. Surely we can afford new rifles. Had a mate in the infantry that handled an M4 and he said it was way better.
Radical Spanish anti tourism terrorism
>>78417880
>le Middle Eastern foreign policy causes terrorism narrative
Germany has never hit the Middle East but they were attacked in the Berlin Christmas attack
srsly tho why doesn't anyone ever post a picture of their poo in here?
group chat does it all the time for banter
>>78417912
did he handle your tiny cock aswell?
Spain is not usually targeted no?
>Had a mate in the infantry that handled an M4 and he said it was way better.
This looks like a big one lads
Like niece attack level
>>78417904
What do you mean couldn't handle it. I got the best shot on the range. I'm just saying we could do better. Not trying to sound like an armchair commando or something.
>>78417912
how is an M4 better than an aircraft carrier?
they're not even comparable you spacker
>>78417969
>niece
>>78417912
got something else you can handle right here
*unzips dick*
>What do you mean couldn't handle it. I got the best shot on the range.
>I got the best shot on the range. I'm just saying we could do better. Not trying to sound like an armchair commando or something.
>>78417946
few people actually enjoy looking at other peoples poo, and fewer still find the sight of it funny
dumb jayposters
>>78417938
They deployed a few soldiers. And don't put words in my mouth. It would be counter productive to hit a country that has repatriated its troops, the government could decide that if they're going to be attacked anyway, might as well support the effort against Isis and co.
based jayposters
used to enjoy ancient history but find it extremely boring at this point
now I mostly enjoy 1455-1991
what portions of history do you lads like?
>>78418045
hm so maybe its not to do with politics? maybe they're motivated purely by religion? ever considered that?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtPRAOCPkio
This happened
>>78418074
ancient - early modern i guess. still enjoy a bit of later history though.
https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/898207656921509888
van of peace
>>78417938
because they classify all of america's allies as complicit in the actions of america
Wew
me
>>78418074
The deleted history. When India saved the world from Nazi Atlanteans both ran out of psychological weapons then had to resort to using inferior weapons called nukes then mother Earth got angry and sunked then
>>78418075
Of course, that's why I said "could be" and not "is" an accident.
>>78418183
>gif
fuck off
>>78418086
as the old indian saying goes, "ganghes gives, ganghes takes"
>>78418175
grotesque
>>78418175
gf has a body like this
hmmmm
bet it's those bloody alt-right nazis again
>>78418175
septum piercings are the worst, ruins the girls face
>>78418146
you be careful ok x
>>78418175
vile little gremlin
Just got a job advising the MI5 counter-terrorism unit lads.
Must have been my stint in cadets that got me the job.
What's your go to meal deal lads?
mine is
Tesco
>chicken, bacon and lettuce or BLT
>mccoys salt and vinegar
>monster energy absolutely zero
Sainsburys
>chicken salad sandwich
>walkers deep ridged salt and vinegar
>pepsi max that's like 600ml isntead of 500ml
will also get christmas sarnies round christmas time too
>>78418074
interwar period
18th century
>>78418074
most of it really. roman, greek and near east from neolithic forward to the end of the classical period is what i have read most of. have several books on the crusades, ghengis, tamerlane, attila, etc around that period that i have just finished with. got lots of other ones too about 350 history books in total from a wide range. reading more books on trade history nowadays, liking the links around the world it pulls up.
>>78418074
WW2
punic wars
napoleonic era
Fucking hell my whole family just got run over :/ :/ :/
see the muzzies are at it again
>Just got a job advising the MI5 counter-terrorism unit lads.
>Must have been my stint in cadets that got me the job.
>>78418248
Chicken Caesar/pasta pot spicy chicken
Water
Kit kat
>>78418248
i dont pollute my body with such filth
oh, NOW vehicular manslaughter is bad, rorke?
>>78418175
Why do Asians assume they're all hot
>>78418234
>>78418225
>>78418215
>>78418248
>monster energy absolute zero
seriously doubt there is a runtier liquid on earth
>>78418175
almost wanked to this before I realised it was that alice slag
another attack
more silence from lefties
>tfw spend £9 on 3 meal deals a day
i'm such a fatty
>>78418295
you have a meal deal for every meal?
>>78418289
>hating sips
fuck off reddit twat
>>78418270
>water
Huge waste of money
https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/898205018695794688
another attack in Barcelona
>>78418288
very nice
>>78418317
i get them all at about 10am, have one as my breakfast then the remaining two at about 3pm, then eat my dinner when i get home at about 8pm
done the same thing every day for around 5 years
>>78418270
pretty much me except fruit item instead of kitcat. always go for ceaser
>>78418238
No you didn't
>>78418342
british news lad, british thread. spanish news for spanish threads.
New dormmate is a 21 year old Turk who has never left his country before.
Nice chap, but he is obsessed with the fact im gay. He keeps going on and on about how tolerant he is and how he has gay friends and how gays are more creative and clever than heteros and on and on and on
he also LOVES my london accent
all quite flattering really haha
if you ask me we should just deport all muslims
*downs pint*
simple as that
>>78418342
ahhhh yes
>>78418350
you're crazy
ah yes see all those "we need to let in more refugee" protests in Spain worked out well
>>78418326
depending on the sandwich and snack choices it can actually reduce the price to £3
2 ARMED MEN ENTER RESTAURANT
>>78418365
the joke
your head
>>78418326
not really when its part of a deal
>>78418370
Piss off poof
>>78418367
But they're going for the Brits.
They've just killed my entire family
Currently in hiding painting myself brown so I look like your average Pedro
>>78418350
grim state of affairs
>>78417740
happy birthday lad, maybe get a shirt or something
Spain needs to take down all Islamic architecture
sending atheist prayers barcelona's way
>>78418370
You're going to be raped and honor killed.
>>78418370
yeahahh hahh *puts knife up to your neck*
hand over the houses youre inheriting and nobody gets hurt
genders are exactly the sam-
>>78418387
the waiter says "my, what big arms you have"
>Rorkes run over people
>Rasheeds run over a lot of people, bombs stadiums, rapes girls, knifes people
>Leftypol beats people up, sprays acid in faces, doxxes people, smashes windows, burns cars
>Radical Centrists sigh and sip their wine
few nights ago me and a mate were in hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his cunt. i still get a hard on thinking about it.
>>78418317
>>78418413
Barcelona is a stinking shithole full of north africans
NOT surprised by this in the slightest
only shock is it didn't happen sooner
>>78418426
*throws the shit Southend one on the ground and runs away while you scrabble in the muck for it*
>>78418430
what is it about girls and psychology?
>>78418411
chin up, stiff upper lip and dont shoot until the sergeant gives the order. showing fear is what the enemy want, give them glares of disdain instead.
business idea: ban trucks
>>78418447
ah yes cultural marxism
>>78418444
animepol continues to watch anime instead of the news, and is happier as a result
business idea: ban Muslims
>>78418430
>tfw gay physcist
Cant. Wait.
>gay communist tarquin on holiday
aha wahey what an amazing /brit/ "personality"
shall be paying attention to every single post made by and referencing him
>>78418473
reEEEeeee
*screams and howls of Hampstead reverberate and echo around the room*
deport everyone earning under 30k
>>78418543
would do wonders for the country
business idea: make fuel using pigs so Muslims can't drive anymore
>>78418524
so many mentally ill trannies in physics / compsci courses, you wouldn't believe
deport babies until they pull their weight
>>78418553
would do wonders for your mum
>>78418543
what if i'm EXACTLY 30K?
>>78418543
If you make over 30k and havent moved abroad yet you are a simpleton
>>78418525
i am quite conflicted
should side with him because gay
but the tarqs need to be dealt with
>watching the news with my sister other day
>Charlottesville on
>shows BLM protesters
>she starts smiling and clapping
>shows group of people shouting 'white lives matter'
>face turns to utter disgust and starts shouting about how racist they are
don't know what's wrong with young people
business idea: euthanize all virgins at birth
>>78418524
your field is?
Business idea: Euthanise all yanks right NOW
>>78418601
physics
>>78418601
wheat mostly
>78418572
>another gay communist
you'll forgive me if I don't give a single shit mate
Rorke utterly and permanantly BTFO
>>78418573
Brainwashed, simple as.
no lives matter
>>78418571
eh? why does earning 30k mean you should leave the country?
>>78418444
This. So. Much.
whats the best kind of cider?
INcider
waheeeeeyy
an html man in?
i bet brexit did this!
>>78418601
the magnetic field haha
waheyyy
a new grocery store opened up where I live and they have a british section
what culinary experience should i try?
In addition to this there is the horrible — the really disquieting — prevalence of cranks wherever Socialists are gathered together. One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words "Socialism" and "Communism" draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, "Nature Cure" quack, pacifist, and feminist in England.
>>78418645
try everything
>>78418621
my bollocks clearly visible on the left getting a clattering from the head of the statue
do I rate green olives? yes I do
do I rate black olives? yes but to a lesser extent
>>78418645
toast sandwich
>>78418645
Cock
>>78418645
post the list of what you tried already, i know you have been there to pig out already.
OK lads, I'm going outside
This may be my last ever post here, it's been a good whilst it lasted
Wish me luck
Love and mercy to all.
might move to europe to increase my chances of getting run over 1000%
>>78418671
ban ethiopians.
>earning £50k up north
life is good lads
>>78418645
ice sandwich
>>78418685
youve got those the wrong way around
>>78418701
What do you do? x
>>78418447
Is this the new ballbagposting?
Pozposting?
>>78418671
I have never touched a breast
hmmmm
>A mathematician, a physicist and a computer scientist with Asperger syndrome: Performance on folk psychology and folk physics tests
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/13554799908402743
>Does autism occur more often in families of physicists, engineers, and mathematicians?
http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1362361398023008
daddy please stop
>>78418730
prozzie x
I thought the ETA had a ceasefire and disarmed?
London is a sort of whirlpool which draws derelict people towards it, and it is so vast that life there is solitary and anonymous. Until you break the law nobody will take any notice of you, and you can go to pieces as you could not possibly do in a place where you had neighbours who knew you.
>>78418699
Why?
>>78418742
Soz m8
>>78418652
Orwell was an anarcho-communist
>>78418763
you better not fuck any white woman you damn dirty n'r
>>78418690
I've had mars bars and ambrosia before
>>78418775
show arsehole
>>78418775
I won't breed for sure.
>>78418736
newtwat
>>78418783
what about rich tea biccies? i am sure we had this discussion last week.
>>78418783
not a bad selection there tb?h
>>78418430
wtf I love the welsh now
speaking of physics
experimental physicists are the normiest in the department, while theorists are usually cross-dressing fedora wearing moemoe girls (male)
>>78418783
yorkshire tea is a must
There exists in England a curious cult of Northernness, sort of Northern snobbishness. A Yorkshireman in the South will always take care to let you know that he regards you as an inferior. If you ask him why, he will explain that it is only in the North that life is "real" life, that the industrial work done in the North is the only "real" work, that the North is inhabited by "real" people, the South merely by rentiers and their parasites.
Stockton upon tees is a sort of whirlpool which draws derelict people towards it, and it is so vast that life there is solitary and anonymous. Until you break the law nobody will take any notice of you, and you can go to pieces as you could not possibly do in a place where you had neighbours who knew you.
>>78418783
>british
>bounty and coffee crisp
hmm, actually sweetie..
>>78418430
where's history
might play some vidya
Wakefield is a sort of whirlpool which draws derelict people towards it, and it is so vast that life there is solitary and anonymous. Until you break the law nobody will take any notice of you, and you can go to pieces as you could not possibly do in a place where you had neighbours who knew you.
>>78418783
thats ok
try marmite, yorkshire tea, (dark chocolate) mcvities digestives, and heinz beanz
business idea: one of the mediterranean islands is no longer part of any country but is designated as an international holiday island
alternatively nations that don't have anywhere good to go on holiday like germany and the UK can buy one of the mediterranean islands and have it as a designated holiday island for their citizens
>>78418880
they're revising the national curriculum to make history more diverse
>>78418430
>>78418845
business idea: make the UK a holiday island for the continentals
>>78418901
ah so this is how greece will solve its debt problem
business idea : becomes a billionaire instantly
>307
hurry up
>>78418901
gibraltar
>>78418901
it's called Mallorca you straight twat
>he makes over 30k
>he hasn't moved to the moldovan powerhouse yet
>>78418430
ah yes I remember sixth form well
>2 girls in maths
>1 girl in physics
>no girls in electronics
>no girls in computing
>>78418941
would work if it was bigger but not right now
>>78418981
already posted it you CUNT
>>78418951