/brit/

>>78415079
not really
it helps me wake up and go to work and then it helps me fall asleep afterwards

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/897789873205194752


massive redpilling here from Dawkins

can't fucking wait for wroetoshaw's diss track lads

>>78415126
well he's not wrong

TIME HAS COME AUNT
YOU MUST FACE THE FUTURE

I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD

>>78415116
good lad
I did electrical engineering there

taxation is theft

you can't have that one
that's a coconut cake

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Reminder that Scottish Advance Highers are worth more UCAS points than A-levels and are completed over a single year compared to A-levels which have to be split across 2 years and dozens of different, resit-able modules to accommodate tiny English brains.

>>78415139
Any Deji man in?

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>>78415126
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS????

>>78415126
most the people aren't opposing the nazis on the street aren't morally neutral like jews are or even inactive. they're doing something and their behavior might not be good.

>>78415165
>A-levels and are completed over a single year compared to A-levels which have to be split across 2 years and dozens of different, resit-able modules to accommodate tiny English brains.
not anymore

>>78415173
nah he got ended by vikk

>>78415200
Hate that paki

>>78415177

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/


nice t-shirt retard.

>>78415165
>tfw dropped out of my only advanced higher
thank god we judge everything off highers haha

Anyone have the "dose servesas you dago cunt" copypasta?

>>78415177
would run through this saville nonce with a pike

I'm on the BBC right now and this smug cunt is making me so angry. Why do cyclefags think they're above the law?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40927791

>>78415256
hol up hol up
u b saiyan
WE
WUZ
EUROPEANS N'SHIT?????

Wish I was one of those people that can buy a pack of cigs, smoke one occasionally but never get addicted

cute boyz...

games
what we playing lately

Off to the tobacconist's lads, you lot want anything?

>>78415305
Very nice

>>78415305
Dire thread that suits a dire edition

Is there anything worse than studying business? You're not nearly as smart as STEM people and not as cultured as the liberal arts students. IT is nearly as bad and also full of mediocre people, but they have less social skills somehow.

>>78415305
>>78415330
fuck off

>>78415322
pubg and dota2

>>78415126
What the hell happened to Dawkins, I thought he was a well respected scientist. Has he lost the plot or has he always been this way

>>78415322
overwatch and runescape

bucks... easy on the smokes

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pickle rick

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>>78415076

>>78415339
Business is the normie course. Don't care about academics just want a job

the absolute state of /brit/

>>78415325
Marlboro Reds please bossman

>>78415373
He's usually quite open-minded.

>>78415404
need a upper class chink gf who doesnt want to get married at 20

>>78415412
Business students have less job prospects than most STEM people 2bh

>>78415420
True
Have you seen your general tho?

>>78415126
what the literal fuck

is he trolling?

>Holocaust. Both sides to blame: Jews for being Jews and Nazis for killing them.

>>78415325
pouch of amber leaf please

>>78415373

he's a senile old progressive nowadays, calls Trump a fascist nazi etc.

>>78415455
no

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>>78415392

>>78415421
>>78415474
Fresh out unfortunately but i got you lads some cornettos

>>78415455
thought he was trying to make a point about trump and others placing equal blame on the antifa like protesters in cville

>>78415322
none
its hard to bring myself to play games anymore

only things I do play occasionally is Dwarf Fortress and some retro RPGs/blobbers or rougelikes like ADOM and Nethack

>>78415455
He's saying alt left dindu nuffin

>>78415501
Sorry but how is a tobacconist out of tobacco

>>78415076
Slit your own neck

Reminder to report early threads

need my willy sucked right now

>>78415530
Brexit

would love to suck a willy right now

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hehe buzz buzz got any honey lads?

>>78415476
Oh no...

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>>78415630

>Please note that "Day" shifts typically occur during the hours of 6AM - 7PM and "Night" shifts during the hours of 5PM - 6AM. Shift start and end times vary by location and can change dependent upon business need and overtime requirements. Please indicate which shift(s) you are able and willing to work
How is it that Amazon get away with 13-hour shifts for their warehouse roles?

>>78415607
>thirtysecfights
>is 14 seconds long

>>78415652
me

getting incredibly restless thinking about standing for election to the student union

don't want to make speeches and posters and such if i'm just going to look like a twat and not get in

>>78415658
They dont you'll work 10

I worked nightshift at amazon last year from october to january. It was 7pm-5:30am with 2 15 minute breaks and 1 30 minute dinner/lunch break.

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>got a on my f levels

>>78415672
what's that mate? you're sporting an erection?

>>78415630
were the brass knuckles necessary, he's already bigger and probably older than him

>>78415701
cannot fathom being this desperate to be a part of something

genuinely baffles me what it must be like to have the brain of one of these people

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>>78415734

>>78415701
laughing at how the legs bent but didn't break

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hmmmm

love seeing these melodramatic upper middle class cunts (in the US and UK) complain about their struggles and addictions who are inevitably doing perfectly in school and have no real issues. it's clear that they're just recreating a tumultuous life in an incredibly cushioned framework for aesthetic reasons.

>>78415734
this is the result of a listless population
like seaweed bobbing aimlessly in the ocean, thrown about by one current or another until it finds a stagnant lagoon to take root

Would you do a cheeky 'cide if you got all Us?

>>78415701
what's that then?

>>78415701
America: where even the white people are niggers

Who was the statue of anyway?

All pirate bay proxies are down

reeeeeeeeeee

the lack of a-level results is encouraging.

egg

>>78415814
can't be
just downloaded a filim of the 'bay

results were not fantastic.

>>78415814
incorrect

>>78415814
Very much doubt that

>>78415841
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to sylveon or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I undress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn...

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>>78415853

>>78415126
Does rorke know that he is basically saying the blame should lie on the alt right for running people over, or did he just see something about killing jews and start screeching about redpills?

was trying to get with this girl for the longest time and nothing so I stopped bothering and got with some other girl now she's really into me
why do women do this

mad that some people believe the holocaust never happened

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Money machine in that bank, I just made me a deposit
Fucked that bitch raw on the sink
Is it the pussy or is it the faucet?
I just left the hotel, never let ho in mi casa
All this designer shit it's like a crib in my closet
I got a crib in my closet, got a crib in my closet
Man, all this fuckin gear it's like a crib in my closet
My Nike shoebox filled with rubber bands
Man, my Nike shoebox is my ATM
Fuck it, I said it, I'm winning, downsouth MC Ren
I might buy some Timbs, or peanut butter MCM
Raised down the street from a crack house
Pull her hair weave 'til the track out
Treat the rap game like a trap game
Trying to make a yellow ho tap out
I got Dolce, I ain't even worn yet, codeine ain't even po' yet
I could spend millions of dollars, and still won't even be poor yet
Yeah, I'm a motherfucking poet, riding now, motherfucker, own that
A nigga wearing a Versace shirt, man that's a motherfucking throwback

I got a crib in my closet, got a crib in my closet
All designer shit, I got a crib in my closet
I got a crib in my closet, got a crib in my closet
Man, all designer shit, I got a crib
All designer shit, all designer shit I got a crib
All designer shit, all designer shit I got a crib
All designer shit, all designer shit I got a crib in my closet
All designer shit, all designer shit, I got a crib in my closet, bitch

[Verse 2 - A$AP Rocky:]
Since rappin' turn to fashion I don't know what happen
All mishappens
Matching turned to swagging, he exposed the world to trappin'
Picture poles and tactics
Ho, this that click click, fittin' to blow this backwards
Money, hoes and fabrics
Strolling past like "fuck your photo caption"
If ye ain't got it then you bragging, that's automatic
I see no need for me to Tweet, these bitches know my status
I'm the shit, all designer shit, got all kinds of shit
Got Prada wrapped from '99 and shit, bet you won't find the shit
I’m on my Honor shit, that’s winter, it’s dressed like, it’s Met Ball

>>78415784
relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

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>>78415804
Communists tearing down a confederate memorial statue

>>78415892
because tryhard neediness is not attractive

>will have to start paying for media once pirate bay eventually goes down

necking myself at the thought

the holocaust was the best thing to ever happen to the jews, from their perspective

love preaching about communism meanwhile enjoying all the benefits of capitalism

wonder if the gf is cheating on me

yea i am x

love preaching about capitalism meanwhile enjoying all the benefits of communism

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You already know who it is
Silentó
Silentó
Silentó
Gonna do it for me

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
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Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

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Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
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Ooh watch me, watch me
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[x2:]
Do the stanky leg (stank)
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Now break your legs (break 'em, break 'em)
Break your legs (break 'em dog)
Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
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Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Now watch me
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Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
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Now watch me yule (Soulja)
Now watch me superman (okay!)
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Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff (Hold on)
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>>78415933
there's a million websites out there
plus IRC servers
plus dc++ sharers
private trackers

>>78415908
I think only the most mentally ill of Nazis claim it never happened, the general consensus is that it was hugely over exaggerated, which rabbis even say themselves

>>78415915
that lenin statue in seattle should be torn down then

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What a fucking disappointment. Literally not even going to listen to this shitshow.

>>78415892
women want what the cant have
also they love attention

love preaching about yuggoth while enjoying all the benefits of humanity

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Good edition

>>78415951
jokes on you shes not in the uk at the moment so get absolutely FUCKED mate get FUCKED

>>78415961
it wasnt hugely over exaggerated

>>78415965
why would they not get someone famous for #1000?

love preaching about yugioh while enjoying all the benefits of magic the gathering

>>78415996
lol

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I subscribe to the ideology of Marxist-Vargism

https://youtu.be/D9mSBQeRlKc
https://youtu.be/93cO8Dxtkkc

>>78415981
1, 2, 3, 4

>>78415990
Because he's a fucking idiot who thinks Joey Diaz is the funniest person ever

>>78415986
ahh and NOW I see why you act like a narcissist

>>78416007
something something something if you want some more
uh huhhhh
push it push it

love preaching about england while enjoying all the benefits of china

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>don't like capitalism???
>must b a gommie

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what do you think of this photo

>>78416007
Well done champ try to make it to five next time ;)

love preaching about anti-fascism while enjoying all the benefits of being fascist

>>78416007
4 is ideal tbqh

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*cuts down all the christians*

heh, nothin personnel

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not a nonce but love loli

>>78416009
RIGHT im messaging her right now to break it off

>>78416047
'

>>78416023
He literally says leftists are our allies sweetie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4371atJyaA

not a nonce but love short slim teens

love preaching about pakis while enjoying a curry every other Saturday night

>>78416047
oh dear oh dear

>>78416071
ah yes, because pakistanis invented Indian food

>>78416047
'sheed

>>78416060
leftists have no allies, they turn on themselves

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>>78416071
That you, tomi?

https://renegadevids.com/2017/02/25/varg-vikernes-is-our-greatest-ally/
ah yes varg

>>78416081
so now pakis only means pakis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqL7oNqkFaw

>>78416062
>clubroot

i assume it's called that because it's played in a club for trees, and other static objects routed the ground. since no one could dance to this

>>78416071
yes love me some good pakistani curry you utter mong

>>78416092
brainlet wojak.tiff

>>78416092
sikhs are bro tier

>>78416098
i'll my big friend within you if you dont stop posting this crap

>>78415373
Scientist? Isn't he just known for writing a million pages on an abstract concept he claims to not believe in and duped idiots into buying it.

>>78416071
indians are alright. the ones that aren't muslim anyway.

>>78416060
that's not what he said you polyp
he said that communism ultimately serves the interests of white nationalists by essentially putting everything into a deep freeze and creating an autocratic state which better suits ethno-supremacists
meanwhile capitalism perpetuates everything nasty and "degenerate"

the vast majority of self proclaimed "leftists" are either left-liberals or castrated soc-dems.

i like curry therefore i should accept mass immigration of ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-theocratic, ultra-intolerant quasi-fascists

>>78416119
never met a sikh who wasn't respectful and didn't integrate well into normal society

>be me
>watching Escape to the Country
>they start shoving they christian shit down my throat
>turns channel over

>>78416113
you literally do though lad, the food's very similar

hmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofwFr8o8p0Y

>>78416098
*does a dance*

only like anglo-indian food 2bh. their native shit is terrible.

>>78416146
most (good) curry restaraunts are run by Indians. Paki ones always sell kebab too, and the curry is always shit.

>>78416155
fedora twat

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>950GB of gay porn
>still nothing to wank to

>>78416146
the best curry is british anyway,
Indian curry sucks

>>78416166
everything we enjoy about Indian food -
poppadoms, naans, all that - are from SOUTH Indian recipes
t. went to north india and got given nothing but chapati, yogurt and lentils

>>78416187
that lahore kebab house is pakistani, the food's really good ngl

>>78416166
not really. Indian and pakistani food is both very different to British-Indian cuisine.

Brit kangz

Bollock crushing is bad, having your balls held in a guillotine and set on fire whilst being decapitated by a blunt blade is worse. If you think that's an endorsement of bollock crushing go away and have your bollocks crushed

stop talking about curries, making me hungry

>>78416194
don't make me tap the sign

Just scrolled through the entire thread without reading ny posts

doos san migels

stop talking about bollock crushing, making me horny

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CASUAL SEXISM

Implying boys are better at harder exams

REEEEEEEEe

My MP will be hearing about this

>>78416204
hate kebabs. always have shit food hygiene rating too.

have no idea what curry even is. gooey over seasoned meat slurry on rice. shit

>>78416194
bruv they are fucking weirdos

im no watching this shit

A level students honestly need to fuck off, /brit/ should be a 25+ general(21+ would be allowed but heavily discouraged)

>>78416246
FOY
O
Y

Business idea: raise income tax by a little bit and make all public transportation free

>>78416263
FOP

>>78416265
t. mong who can't pass his driving test

>>78416261
agreed

>>78416265
tarq will NOT like this post

>>78416261

If you're over 25 and consistently posting here you should neck yourself desu

t. 25 year old shitposter with no life.

whats keeping you up at night currently lads?

>>78416249
I have seen you defending Muslims in here you insufferable wanker. you change you views on a weekly basis. fuck off.

>>78416290
too much amphetamines

How dare you.

>>78416289
yeh mate wasting the best years of your life here is much better. get a grip.

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>>78416297

>>78416265
business idea: get a car like an adult

>>78416261
Agreed
t.19 year old

How dear you.

>>78416290
sleeping with this girl who has a bf
want her to leave her and be with me instead

nigout currently happening outside my window

>>78416279
Driving will be obsolete in 10 yrs anyway. Robots will do it for us

Driving is so mundane, expensive and boring. Not to mention dangerous and your arse hurts at the end of it

Drove to London from Edinburgh once and it was horrible. Got the train the next time and it was lovely

>>78416290
tfw no gf

>>78416200
lentils and yoghurt are great too tho but poppadoms are the best, dosas are good as well.

>>78416355
i hate driving but is 10x better than the train, if driving wasn't dangerous i probably wouldn't do it because it would be the most boring activity ever

if you don't recycle you're probably a retarded rorke chav

>try to talk about toil and football with the lads
>some tarquin A level student starts going on about his oxford offer

fuck OFF

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>

>>78416297
i literally don't give a shit about someone's religion as long as they keep it to themselves.

>>78416386
did you mention affirmative action and diversity quotas and tell him he isn't as smart as he thinks he is and if he was white he wouldn't have been going there

>>78416405
wish I was this smart

I'm an agnostic Christian.

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Ok sweaty

>>78416386
If it makes you feel better I got incredible school results then proceeded to drop out of uni twice. Now I work in a call centre and contemplate the ol' 'cide.

i like it when my cat is chatty

got bad results
live near a rail track so i might do the old offaroo

>>78416427
are you going to say "for you" or what?

On my way to Spain rn, what's up lads

destroy my anus pls

heard nigger in the corridor

>>78416470
what was he saying

>>78416464
*destroys your anus*
That was great !

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what kind of weenie hates driving?
love driving me
used to just take my car out late at night and cruise around the lake with the music on to relax

like riding my bike here too, especially on an empty road going fast and feeling the wind rush over my head

>>78416458
Send txantxigorri

A levels are meaningless beyond university. Employers dont give a fuck about them.

t. knower

if one ever forgets how underage /brit/ is all they need to do is enter these threads on results days

>>78416486
aren't you the same guy who spergs out about muh city planning muh urban sprawl muh traffic

>>78416427
point out to her that " indicates inches not feet and you were talking about your willy

>>78416488
What is?

>>78416509
is google broken?

>>78416509
A tasty treat from Navarre

>>78416405
nerd

*beats you up*

>>78416464
*makes love to you gently*

egg

>>78416502
I've still got red blood mate
can't resist a big American car

>>78416519
>>78416523
Just found it, seems nice but I'm going to Santander

>people contemplating the ol' 'cide over A level results

jesus christ get a grip, you can resit them next year, either that or do a foundation year at uni

>>78416502
he's also a nonce

if you went to any native African village full of uncivilised monkeys you would be instantly robbed an murdered

and I'm supposed to be fully OK with letting these people into my country?

don't bloody think so

>>78416541
Godspeed
Spain is god-tier

>>78416559
>foundation year
not many unis do those and theyre usually weird courses and bad unis

someone do a new

Where is Chang "the King is a bender" Thailad

did macron really say africans are uncivilised? bet that pissed off a lot of people who voted for him.

he was vertical stew
and he became horizontal
and then trigger made a face

>>78416591
then just resit your A levels numbnuts

>>78416600
he lost an argument so pretended he had to leave for lunch

>>78416589
Cheers m8
It's my 7th or 8th time tho, I know it's fun x

there are actual runts doing their A levels in here?

you need to leave, come back in 7 years

why do muslims love terrorism so much? no other group does it as much. why is that?

>>78416585
*robs you*

>Went for a walk around the Amsterdam Red Light District coz i was bored and am on holiday here.

>It keeps surprising me how attractive the whores are - i was expecting prozzies to be a bunch of middleaged chainsmoking french women with saggy tits, but all of the hookers I saw looked like they were straight out of one of those instagramwhore accounts - 10/10s, almost all of them

>shame im gay
>i talked to one and asked if there were any windows with male prostitutes in them and she laughed and ruffled my hair but said i could grope her tits if i wanted

>i said i wasnt interested but to be honest i sort of was curious - i declined only because i was too scared/uncomfortable

ugh i hate that oxford cunt

might do a cheeky move to China

As a vocalist whose career began to rise in the mid-'80s, Colonel Abrams, like many other full-bodied vocalists, began to be compared to the booming-voice archetype Teddy Pendergrass. Although the comparisons were justified, Abrams had his own persona. A lightning rod for romantic tumult, The Best of Colonel Abrams has him battling cheating women, interfering parents, and nosy townsfolk, all to great effect. This effort compiles the 11 tracks Abrams recorded for MCA during the post-disco/early-house era. On the best dance tracks, The Best of Colonel Abrams proves that he and co-writer/producer Marston Freeman were rhythm innovators of the highest order. The polyrhythmic "I'm Not Gonna Let You" has the classic '70s Philly beats replicated through a battery of synthesizers. On that track, Abrams sings in his patented halting, percussive style and he's shouting the top of his lungs throughout. "Trapped" has Abrams even more perplexed as he sings, "But I don't want your folks to/Turn me over to the hands of the law." Both tracks and "Speculation" have held extremely well and set the standard for the stylistically similar work that came shortly afterward. Although he is chiefly known for dance tracks, The Best of Colonel Abrams also proves that he is skillful with ballads as well. On the poignant "Table for Two" he only sings for a minute-plus and doesn't hit one false note. The Best of Colonel Abrams put a lot of his essential songs back into print and is a must for his fans.

>>78416639
Fuck off, grandad.

>>78416634
sad !

>>78416609
he's just telling the truth

>>78416355
i drove my ford fiesta from devon to north yorkshire, and it killed me. my foot was absolutely killing from the strain of holding it in the same position on the pedal all the way up, my knee ached being squashed against the center console, my arse and legs were numb.

then the next day i switched into my dads jag to drive to sctoland. gears at the touch of a thumb on the wheel, or drive automatic, cruise control, archair tier luxury leather seats, air conditioning, like driving on air, massive central console with loads of cup holders, all the leg room, music and radio controls on the wheel. it was a different journey.

wish i had a jag

cheated on the gf again

>>78415912
Why does that woman sound exactly like Jarvis Cocker?

school seems like the hardest most serious thing in the world until you graduate and realise it was basically just daycare

>>78416663
obviously but lefties dont like hearing the truth. so why would he piss off his voters?

>>78416648
just make sure you never try to return home otherwise you mind find yourself committing """suicide""" with a note left written in Comic Sans MS

made the perfect bowl of porridge

Why won't thailad say "the king is a bender" it's only 5 words

only got 6 A*s instead of the projected 7, will this still be good enough for Gardening and Leisure at Sheffield Hallam? Getting proper worried lads

>>78416641
the prophet mohammed (peace be upon him) was a terrorist warlord similar to osama bin ladan

he basically said that Allah says you have to go out and kill the non-believes in the most violent way possible and killing yourself in the process is the most holy death and will guarantee you direct entry into heaven and 72 virgins

>>78416669
what jag

>>78416609
he said that part of the problem in africa is their huge birthrate
don't know why that upset people because its objectively true and has been accepted as objectively true for ages

made a peng 80s style choon on FL Studio

shan't put it up anywhere tho as i can't be doing with the whole reddit retrowave muh pink muh outrun muh hotline miami shit

Driving is better if you prefer control over your surroundings and situation.

>>78416681
he used to work for a rothchild banking group

can't figure him out he could be playing multiple sides

Sick of all these stories of people doing apprenticeships and doing really well
Know that if I go on one I'll end up as a 21k mong until the age of 40

is king of thailand is NOT my king

>>78416701
literally have no idea. a big one. think it begun with an X, for sure had an X in it

ayo hol up

>>78416697
What subjects were the A*s in?
The odds aren't in your favour rn...

>>78416730
i don't know lad sorry

it takes less muscles to die than to smile

>>78416734
*smacks lips*

>>78416733
XF or XE lad

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>>78416733
was it the huge luxury one like this

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>tomorrow broken

how do I naturally increase my penis size?

>>78416788
get an erection

cummies

>>78416788
Eat Bull bullocks, works 100% tried this at home

>>78416725
being a 21k mong is seen as a success in most provincial towns

being a minimum wage runt is the norm

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>that 2-3 hours of fun you get per day from when you get home from toil, to when the dread from realizing toil cometh at sunrise sets in

Jesus Christ. Underage runts are worse than Brodies or rorkes. Fucking hell just shut up

thinking about going into freelance web design

thoughts?

>>78416825
Underage runts ARE brodies

>>78416836
>web design

HOWLING

>>78416766
>>78416762
looking at pics on google and i think it was the xf. they all sort of look like it though.

>>78416839
Or Tarqs, more Tarqs than anything else in fact

>>78416825
underage runts are the brodies though, they live in their isolated bubble at uni, rorkes are the older, wiser ones with actual world experience

>>78416851
Only differences are the size and the engine, they're all great cars 2bh

>>78416872
not sure where this meme comes from
the older i get the more stalinist i get

>>78416836
>freelance

MOOING

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>>78416692

>>78416893
you're just a low IQ mong though

oh god this looks terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWY1Zf1TUHA

>>78416836
literally don't, absolutely no money in it, pajeet will make an entire website for 10 cents

veganism is bourgeois

>>78416836
>into
cackling

>>78416914
Does look pretty American :/
It's a very short trailer tho so hopefully it will be a lot better

sick of people telling me i'm wasting my money by getting meal deals for lunch at work instead of bringing packed lunch going on about shit like it adding up to however many hundreds of pounds a year

what's wrong with buying something you like?

>>78416925
'nce

>>78416888
I would say it removed just about all the unpleasantlness of driving apart from the other road users.

>>78416907
it's been daily to be fair, thailad got BTFO this morning, then disappears as he usually does whenever he loses and argument

>>78416914
peep show went to complete shit in the last 3 series

not sure if I should do computer science in uni or not

>>78416946
he had to get lunch!

>>78416940
just poor runts ignore them

we are the £3 meal deal masterrace they will NEVER be on our level

imagine having a packed lunch past primary school

>>78416987
>>78416987
>>78416987

>>78416940
meal deals are also pretty inexpensive. you pack lunch would cost you at least £1.50, £2 to make, plus the added time of doing it. You're not saving much at all bringing a packed lunch in. Only reason to bring pack lunch nowadays is if you're working somewhere rural

>>78416973
Software Eng is more employable with less useless crap. A software eng degree with a placement year is guaranteed-job, guaranteed comfy middle class life tier.

>>78416788
Stop wearing underwear. Will also increase your test levels and ball droppage .

>>78416788
kys and hope reincarnation is real