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boring thread

sage

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>>78409028

FUCK lei feng
FUCK the party
FUCK socialism
FUCK the people

strike the bell second mate
let us go below

Benzos
Arrogant students
Runts
Tim
The so-called
Thailad
New gimmick:
Simple as

>>78409057
thoughts on drumpf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQQDvCRZw0

FUCKING TUNE

>>78409072
shadilay my fellow kekistani!!

dont care

explain to me what shadilay means NOW

CHINA

getting fucked about by clients again

>Scotland 96.02% white
>Wales 95.6% white
>Northern Ireland 98.3% white
>England 85.4% white

>Overall UK 87.17% white

just subbed to KSI

starting to wonder if university actually requires more time-dedication than getting a job

looking at my course timetables and each module is like 200 hours, with more than half of that being reading in my """""spare""""" time

>>78409077
lel

>>78409110
alri turtle

>>78409098
It's the name of a song or record or something with an old band coincidentally called PEPE with a frog for a logo

Or: autism

>>78409098
Some stupid song about a frog that racists find funny

ah yes, uni is the real hard work, god bless you brave boys
*returns to the coal mine*

>>78409101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NJf9GtvCw

have you followed Lei Feng's good example today?

>>78409123
fuck off arrogant student

>>78409132
>>78409133
just like rorke, alri cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybsUS7f9WzU

does kamen still scrub toilets on naval vessels?

ah yes, the coal mines the hardest job on the earth
*returns to operate the machine*

>>78409142
nobody said anything about hard work, just time-padding.

Did you know that we call a stage of elementary school kindergarten

Pure Germanic genes here

>>78409123
>he does the readings
literal actual virgin

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>coal mines
just fucking TRY it

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>I support the mine--

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>>78409143
lei fang?
shes cute
would shag

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>Coal Not Dol--

can't stand whites

Lei Fang had a wee wang

onomatopoeia

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look at that fucker doing the YMCA on the right

might do an Onanie

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howl every time i see this poster

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4797294/Schoolboy-13-faces-jail-raping-sister.html

very grim state of affairs

Why you got a wet phone? I been in the rain bro

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>>78409123
>this is what arrogant students actually believe

Just took the dog on a long walk lads

What's your plan for the rest of the day lads?

>>78409363
bum a yank

>>78409363
congratulate my brother on getting a good uni
console my sister for being thick

>>78409363
bum an aussie

university is piss easy

comfy channel to have on in the background las

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8

>>78409363
doing a poo
orchestrating a wank

>>78409363
bum a limey

>>78409363
Play Dark Souls 3, wank, gym with the bf, play dark souls 3.

noncery

>>78409346
actually going to time-calculate it now.
200 hours per module * 7 modules = 1400 hours
divided by 4 months
=350hr/mo
divided by 4 weeks per month = 87.5hrs
= more than a 40 hour workweek, if you actually do the required reading as slowly as they say it is.

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http://rock1053.iheart.com/media/play/27105739

>>78409363
finish off this fucking project for work tomorrow

>>78409396
>gym with the bf
pics

>>78409413
alri turtle

new gimmick: post your credit card details haha

>>78409363
Need to go shopping can't be bothered to walk all the way to Morrisons but there is an aldi just around the corner. Not really sure how Aldi works though with the whole no bag packing at the checkout thing. Also need to go to the gym

>Uni says I start on 1st October 2017
>That's a Sunday

Are they mocking me?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inwDqI2jbck

>>78409423
FUCK OFF IM NOT TURTLEMONG

>>78409423
not me
actually have a project that needs to go out tonight but I told someone else to do it

https://www.instagram.com/toopoor/ thoughts?

>>78409423
na just me phimo

Too many gays, blacks and pakis in the UK (no disrespect)

>>78409430
Lancaster?

>>78409403
grim

>>78409451
kek good lad

What's everyone going as for halloween this year?

can't wait for 3D2D waifus

>>78409466
phimosis turtle

>>78409466
father christmas

>>78409412
WE OUT

>>78409430
That's happened with me
The term starts on the 1st of October, but teaching won't start until Monday or a few more days

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really made me think

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ah yes, mining is the real hard work, god bless you brave boys
*returns to oxford university*

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Tried cooking today

Not sure how those chinks do it desu

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4798462/Mother-s-joy-paedo-murdered-girl-executed-AK-47.html

need this sort of thing here methinks

>>78409474
because its mythical good one

>>78409484
nothing wrong with a bit of diversity.

>>78409466
william ulsterman

Yanks pissed off yet?

>>78409458
not giving away doxxable info

just subbed to TND

why did god create homosexuality?

>>78409496
'd

>>78409484
Why are brown girls so superior?

>>78409484
Bonnie lasses

>>78409484
the girls all actually look a bit qt
probably wouldn't go for a kuffar mudblood like me though

>>78409509
whom'st'd've?

>>78409484
the hair of hte guy on the right

>>78409466
>celebrating halloween

>>78409518
Become a Muslim?

>>78409484
>Pakis can fly now

How do we stop them?

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>>78409466
phimosis turtle

>>78409466
good question dont have any ideas :( hmm

Who here just got their a level results? Happy? Disappointed?
What's the consensus?

>>78409484
6 3 4 2 5 7 1

>>78409363
Listen to Ben Shapiro talk about the #Charlottesville thing while making a bacon sarnie
Eat a bacon sarnie
Bath
See if Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon podcast is up yet
Mebbe listen to the new Hardcore History
Have a look at the freezer
Clean my placemats and mebbe some skirting boards and stuff (lot of dust around here)
Vac
Read
NOT buy a SINGLE drop of alcohol
probably have a cig

>the pound, which isn't to be confused with the peso

in what world is it possible to confuse these two words

>>78409555
fuck off underage

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good lads

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>>78409363
>move
>hope the internet guy gets my internet hooked up today
>funpost in /brit/
>sleep

Wish this brainlet underage commie LARPer cringelord OP would fucking neck himself

>>78409576
I'm not underage I was asking idiot

>>78409525
Haha epic my friend. Good luck in your politics GCSE!

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quite enjoy this album

>>78409540
I'd rather not

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Took a shit today

>>78409578
me off camera, crying

>>78409589
just bants mate holy fuck not tearing up are you lmao

>>78409572
In America

Was Thatcher a lad disguised as a lady?

>a-levels

I remember doing mine in 2007

fuck off underage

>>78409580
Let us know how the move goes. What time will you be done?

>>78409555
Did them a while ago but I got 3 A*s
Unless you're a literal brainlet fool there's no excuse for getting less

>>78409578
1, last on the right, 2

>>78409609
It's a lot of fun

>>78409628
are in your 30s?

>>78409610
Your loss.

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dayummmm...
Rembrandt look like THAT?!

>>78409647
fuck off

>>78409643
Did you only do 3 subjects!!??!??!
Lol! Retard

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remember I got AABC for my a levels haha

>>78409628
Old prick

>>78409625
>getting bummed by savile
>thatcher shows up
>"thank God! the stern, unstoppable, most powerful representative of HM's government will surely save me"
>thatcher gets his knob out
>"wtf"

>>78409098
Praise on high my man, shadilay!

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>weaseling out of spending the rest of the war in a POW camp by enlisting in the SS

now that's banter

i got
A* maths
A* maths
A physica

sort of fucked it with the physics there tbqh, but my Oxford offer was only A*AA so its all good aha x

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>>78409660
Rude

>>78409625
Satan disguised as Mammon

got called a furry at aldis

>>78409699
alri tarquin

>>78409669
The people I know who did more than 3 didn't pass their Oxbridge interviews because they're mostly boring dull autists

>>78409555
im 26

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4798824/Malala-Yousafzai-heading-Oxford-study-PPE.html

>>78409711
Oxford is full of overly-keen commoners these days

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this grape is broken

>78409699
I didn't fucking well ask though, did I

>>78409702
furry

STYOOPID yanks

>>78409706
did you try and bum the dogs tied up outside again

>>78409429
>Not really sure how Aldi works though with the whole no bag packing at the checkout thing
You can pack at the checkout, as long as you're quick enough to be done when you need to pay

any scalie man in?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-40961137

>>78409718
Same but I'm still in Year 13 because I'm clinically retarded

>>78409454
would bang then never speak to again

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you arrive in Ramallah, capital of the Palestinian Authority

>>78409758
superpower by 2030

>>78409670
You write not right. Article "a" dont use with words in the plural.

>>78409632
probably 8-9 hours from now

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>>78409721
>Lady Margaret Hall

>>78409758
>The girl is not aware that she has given birth. During her pregnancy she was told her bulge was because she had a big stone in her stomach.
sad

>>78409728
sorry tarquin, looks like you'll have to hang up the polo stick for now, try watching some football sweety xx

Details of Lei Feng's life, as presented in the official propaganda campaign, have been subject to dispute. While someone named Lei Feng may have existed, scholars generally believe the person depicted in the campaign was almost certainly a fabrication.[3][4][10] Some observers noted, for instance, that the campaign presented a collection of twelve photographs of Lei Feng performing good deeds. The photographs were of exceptionally high professional quality, and depicted Lei—supposedly an obscure and unknown young man—engaging in mundane tasks.[3][14]

The lauded details of Lei Feng's life according to official propaganda led him to become a subject of derision and cynicism among segments of the Chinese populace.[3][14] As John Fraser recalled, "Any Chinese I ever spoke to outside of official occasions always snorted about Lei Feng."[3] In a 2012 interview with the New York Review of Books, Chinese dissident blogger Ran Yunfei remarked on the moral and educational implications of the Lei Feng campaigns, noting the counterproductive nature of teaching virtues with a fabricated character.[15]

A 2008 Xinhua survey noted that a large number elementary school students have vague knowledge of Lei Feng's life, with only 32 percent of the surveyed having read Lei's diary.[16]

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Saw some lolitas

1. Country 2. Do you have Lolitas America yes

>>78409755
yeah, a bit
really must start moisturising

>>78409794
No one fucking unironically plays polo except LARPing yanks

>>78409555
very
sort of a dream come true tbqh, theres like a solid 15% i would have done a 'cide if i hadnt gotten into my uni

>>78409827
alri deano

>>78409794
Full blown Tarquins usually follow football. Being snobbish about sports and doing cringey shit like polo is for insecure sub-Tarquins from minor public schools

adore scottish girls

>>78409740
nah I was wearing the shirt with paw prints on

just recognised that the life is based on a joke

absolutely love scottish girls

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are Otoya

abhor scottish girls

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>>78409858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWiWgNFTeW4

I like this song

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NEED to work in a furniture factory in the benevolent social democratic single party state that was Sweden circa 1970 with a vicki fox gf that I fuck in every hole every night because when sentient creatures find themselves politically disenfranchised and culturally stagnant they give REALLY good sex, and that is a fact.

>>78409871
'nce

>>78409780
An A Level is an 'advanced level' qualification. People take multiple subjects, hence the pluralised form.
> I have an A Level in Maths
> I am taking my A Levels

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>>78409891
Ami is a high school girl, pls no bully

>>78409871
taiga > minori >>>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>> ami

business idea: gather up all the anime nonces and stone them

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failed my driving test

>>78409827
my boss and his kids do

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>>78409918

>>78409918
rebook it immediately, it fucking SUCKS to fail but if you stop now you'll be one of these losers at 30 who can't drive

t. took me 4 times to pass

>>78409918
>>78409930
you must be literally retarded

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>>78409930

>>78409923
Sounds like a Deano

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Reminder that this is literally one of the aussies that posts here

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mum's on TV again

>>78409951
CUTE :33

23 and can't drive
at least I have a job

>>78409918
I failed my first time, passed second time, but I had my licence revoked so I have one next week

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>>78409953
my sides are at their aphelion

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I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with your opinion, but you are entitled to hold your own opinion.

>>78409951
need his willy in my arse

>>78409950
I think he was a council house boy-done-good but his kids are obviously massive deanos because they've been brought up rich

freshers week round 3 in just over a month lads

get off vent or ill have you bent

>>78409970
i also had my license revoked but didn't have to re-take my driving test to get it back

>>78409983
'nce

>>78409970
what did you do lad?

>>78410003
ran some kike over

>>78410003
drink and drive, hit two pedestrians

Business idea: runt eye for the wage guy

failed my driving test because I ran over a dog

not even joking

howling at cretins who chat shit like "people who passed second time are the best drivers"
imagine saying people who had to resit their GCSEs were smartest haha

>>78410013
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78410013
Their families should have killed you

>>78410003
was off my face on PCP, 5 dead a dozen or so injured several missing

>>78410013
fug lad
how didn't you get permab&?

>>78410018
good one fuckwit

>>78410026
didn't even resit my GCSE's haha

been on the dole for 4 years now haha

Swerved into someone's fence on my first driving lesson

>>78410018
did it die

seriously HOW do you fail your driving test?

>>78410003
I'm the actual one
Did 85 in a 50 and because I had my licence for just under 2 years, 6 points meant it was revoked

Interesting...

>>78410040
I failed one because apparently I pulled out in front of a speeding van

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me at university

>>78410042
'bardo
>>78410041
dire situation lad

>>78410040
didnt do 360 look around after an emergency stop

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Guess who can't fucking sleep again lol it's this guy at 5:39

>>78410041
good. reckless prick

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>>78410037
excellent choice lad

>>78410041
runtoid insect

>>78410040
the british driving test is ridiculously hard, they fail you for the pettiest shit

They have quotas too, I see myself as a safe driver, but it took me 4 times

Meanwhile the dumb blonde bimbo who's had like 3 accidents passed 1st time

Remember I failed on my driving test because I honked at the lollipop women

got some very bad looks

>>78410060
just close your eyes

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Chill thread.

>>78410060
fuck off jordan

>>78410040
slowed down too early on a duel carriageway before a slip road
didnt want to leave it too late so I ended up doing 40 in a 70 zone

>>78410096
dickhead

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>>78410062
>y-yeah those damn car driving luncatics!!!
*rides the bus to work*
*gets shit on by a gypsy*
>d-damn them to hell!!!
*cycles to the shop*
*breathes in toxic exhaust fumes*
>n-nationalize the trains!!!
*takes the tube to the pub*
*gets knifed by a paki*

>>78410096
DUDE

An airbag saved my life once
2bh I'm amazed that I survived

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bought a wrap
its got chilli peppers in

>>78410078
>I honked at the lollipop women
are you actually retarded?

>>78410073
>the british driving test is ridiculously hard
if you're retarded

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>>78410088
Not working

>>78410122
'e

>>78410118
terrible post

>>78410123
are you a girl?

>>78410118
what you on about dickhead? who says i dont drive?

>>78410127
different filename formats
nice try dickhead

>>78410127
have you tried alcohol

>>78410127
your face when im bumming you

>>78410127
turn your phone off and just use it to listen to music/podcasts if youre so ADHD you need something to do

the blue light of the screen is fucking with your sleep pattern

business idea: give people on the dole priority for jobs

>>78410127
hmmm
have you tried posting your willy

>>78410135
that's my gimmick

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>>78410143
I just pressed "take photo or video" this time

A yank making a complete idiot of himself again? I don't buy it

frig;kjbsfxkjsdwanbgsjgeafdjfdljnvgjlkngdamntaeaibxkf

>>78410158
*gets my eye surgery done by a homeless man*
ah yeh no thanks mate

>>78410165
your face after im finished

why do city populations always vote democrat

>>78410165
nice caveman brow

>>78410169
bus wanker

>>78410171
yanks btfo

>>78410157
I have the orange screen thing though

What's it called flux or something

>>78410165
can see a couple of hairs in between your eyebrows
best pluck em lad

>>78410183
because if you can afford to live in the city, you have a good job
if you have a good job, it's likely you were well educated

>>78410171
lol

>>78410183
interesting question
i reckon it's something in the water

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>cute yank is in the thread

>>78410183
cities rely more on publicly funded infrastructure managed by local authorities whereas rural areas basically only need federal subsidy so find it easier to listen to the anti-tax message than the pro-spending message

>>78410193
flux reduces the effect but doesnt eliminate it

turn that screen off or ill have to come over there

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cut yank is in the thread

>>78410208
why won't she post photos instead then?

>>78410199
Rather you bum me instead x

>>78410222
>>78410208
gay wankers OUT

>>78410200
educated? more like indoctrinated

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what happened to that other fella who posted his face here?

>>78409437
good post (except the last sentence)

>>78410224
benter (bent bender)

>>78410240
>replying to a 35 minute old post
kys

think any birds post here?

Revolution NOW.

>>78410253
CAW CAW

>>78410253
probably

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>>78410236
t.

does are callum still post here?

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>>78410224

think i'll vacation in australia and be loud and obnoxious as banter

>>78410236
ok cletus whatever you say

RU - FI - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

obnoxious

>>78410308
>>78410308
>>78410308
>>78410308
>>78410308

take a picture of your tattoo..........

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eating delicious pulled pork and imagining the billions of muslims out there who can't eat it haha

>>78410314
Sorry not participating in that thread
Bad edition

>>78410333
if you didn't participate in every thread with a bad edition, you'd never post

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>>78410171
ahahaha

>>78410183
because yank politics are actually urban vs country not left vs right
the electoral college means democrats won't bother trying to win less developed states and republicans won't bother with the cities, therefore each party has developed around those interests