/brit/

just did an aisha wank and feel very guilty

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WE
WANT
GOUGH

taxation is literally theft

taxation is literally theft

>>78407447
>>78407452
Go home commies

people say racism still exists but i've yet to find a single law or policy from the government or an institution or organisation that actively discriminates against a particular ethnic group.

>>78407463
affirmative action :^)

girl i slept with a while ago just called to say she's pregnant, told me she was on the pill and we only had sex twice (once that night and in the morning)

just fuck my shit up lads

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>>78407447
>>78407452
SHUT IT HARRISON

>>78407463
settle down rorke
no need to bait in two threads

>>78407463
plenty of anti-white stuff out there mate.

>>78407463
Organisations such as the BBC have hiring policies against white people for particular jobs.

business idea: tax the poor people more so the rich people get richer

>>78407476
if its bait then please correct me. it was a genuine sort of question

>>78407470
HOWLING if youre a rorke abortion is murder poster

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Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

this is a cat nonce rasheed free thread

>>78407484
the satisfaction of you knowing you stood up for your beliefs

>>78407504
did north korean even exist in 1848?

>>78407509
we

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*block your path*

I think the brexit business idea went too far

>>78407470
get fucking normie cunt

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>>78407509
Why are australians obsessed with printing fake money for elections?

Keep finding these on ebay.

>>78407517
I am standing up for my beliefs. I'd be a hypocrite to comply with what you're suggesting.

it's still not too late for the british people to wake up from the nightmare that is leaving the EU

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>this is a cat nonce rasheed free thread

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rorkestralia

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>>78405192
Those frames.. so supple yet so tender.. Ahmm umm yes... this won't do at all...

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>>78407511

>>78407470
Congrats xxx

>>78407559
the state of australia

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>>78407504

>>78407559
What's the problem?

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>>78407546
One of Gough Whitlam

>>78407550
No you'd be valiant, now you're just being a wimpy nonce

>>78407403
had never considered doing a Tim taking out the rubbish pose with a girl to be cucking someone until today

>>78407546
>MUA
Remembering how pants on head retarded wharfies and tradies can be about politics

>>78407583
hope you get your head kicked in by some far right thais

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

NEED a rennie

>>78407610
hola beto

>>78407593
There's nothing valorous about being a shitty immigrant.
>>78407609
baffling post, I suspect you've misunderstood.

>>78407577
>Till heart's bewitched, till senses reel:
>With Satan I have struck my deal.
>He chalks the signs, beats time for me,
>I play the death march fast and free.

nah he was a good lad

was having a heart attack but i took a rennie and a glass of milk

feeling better now x

Brexit? More like breakfast
*bows and leaves thread to the sound of thunderous laughter and applause*

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on the train

>>78407640
*continues my act on stage, to which the laughter and applause is directed*
*too busy basking in admiration to notice you walking backwards out of the theatre*

Breakfast means breakfast.

Kot

To confirmed it is just one guy who keeps spouting this "rorke" buzzword?

>>78407670
What's wrong with it?

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i think these fake notes literally have more text than the average full-size election leaflet here.

it's time for a hard breakfast lads

*pulls plug on laughter abd applause machine*
*an eery silence falls over the theatre*
hehe stupid runt

hate it when people read something overly loudly, or fake laugh, then look around the room expecting someone to ask them about it
HATE it

>>78407633
>There's nothing valorous about being a shitty immigrant.

NOT an argument, call the king a bender, or forever remain a muzzled pussy, >m-muh respect! isn't gonna save you, ponce

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>>78407551
You're as triggered as article 50 lol

>>78407696
>vote labor
>-or
FOY

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does anyone remember the does anyone remember the cuckio meme

might have some brekko (breakfast)

>>78407707
of course it's an argument, it's just one you can't seem to figure out how to refute. After weeks you still can't seem to wrap your head around any kind of sensible rebuttal.

lads. if u wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss
(that's where it is)

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>>78407730

>>78407726
/ourboris/

>>78407700
Would these be perhaps akin to a hard piece of toast as a pose to a soft breakfast which would perhaps be something along the lines of a porridge and marmalade or the tears of a paki?

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Love surreal memes

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rate the new look

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it's moving day lads...
the internet at the new house will be 4-5x faster and it's out in the country so it will be much quieter and more peaceful and relaxing

social media and unrestricted entry into politics was a mistake.

>>78407772
4/10 you're not fat and brown enough

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theres hope for you hairlets yet

>>78407785
take me with you

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business idea: pic related but unironically

>>78407793
not sure what you mean by unrestricted entry

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>>78407730
We literally spell it that way because a y*nk managed to sneak in under the radar
So much for Section 44

>>78407770
would say that's more absurdist than surreal

Cutting some terrifying gassers rn
absolutely vile they are

>>78407813
I think the fact that it floats is far more impressive

>>78407817
anyone can vote
anyone can become an MP

>>78407755
>le you can't argue xDDD

again, it's not an argument, it has nothing to do with it, it's just some poncey shield to hide behind.

The argument is as simple as this

>Say "the king is a bender"

If not,

>Say "The government has muzzled me"

If you don't

>You don't really believe in freedom of speech

simple as, choose 1 option, there's no worming your way out

>>78407810
Link the article please

>>78407813
how is it floating

willies & bums

>>78407830
grim

Got my uni place but accidentally applied for adjustment on UCAS
Am I fucked?

>>78407838
well yeah but that worked fine until about the 70s or 80s
really the solution is implicit barriers rather than explicit ones. parties have a dearth of talent since political power on the domestic sphere has dropped like a rock.

>>78407852
just google it

and poo...

>>78407874
no

>>78407874
is altavista being ddos'd?

>>78407880
I did

>>78407874
Congrats, which uni?

>>78407874
>If you try Adjustment but you don't find anything, you'll still keep the course you gained on results day.
>Your original UF choice will be safe while you're looking for another – you'll only lose it if you confirm you'd like to go elsewhere and the new university/college adds themselves to your application.

just dont be a mong and click anything else

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Me

>>78407854
>>78407882
good posts

>>78407921
grim

>didnt get the course i want

REEEEEE

>>78407849
>it has nothing to do with it
Yes it does, it has everything to do with it. Just because you assert otherwise doesn't make it so.

uniposters fuck off

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>>78407921

got into Lincoln uni lads
fucking buzzing

>>78407920
Thanks :)
>>78407910
An rg one but not saying which :p
>>78407895
What?
>>78407887
Ok

just got my place at Anglia Ruskin

hey thailad
i heard about a massive power outage in thailand a few days ago
some 7 million people without power

>>78407948
literally this

Just got my place at London's metropolitan for film studies :))

hey thailad

>>78407942
it has NOTHING to do with it nonce, you can't just switch your beliefs on and off when you feel like it

call the king a BENDER you fucking bent nonce

>>78407971
>not saying which
Queen Mary's of London confirmed, also
>falling for the russel group meme

>>78407978
hmm.. are you sure? I haven't heard anything about that at all. Have you heard about the two Thais that died in a car accident over there? That's been near the top story for a few days now.

imagine agreeing with a yank post

don't you people have any dignity left?

>>78407978
bet they all had to squint to see, poor people

>>78408003
>London
dinnae think so hun x

I said HEY thailad

>>78408017
I agree

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>Job that pays just under 16k a year
>Rises 10 just under 20k next year
>21 with no uni degree

Don't know what to do lads, don't think I'll ever own a home etc.

got accepted into southampton solent for football studies

>>78408003

>applying to a London university

RIP bank account

>>78408003
>Queen Mary's of London confirmed
what's wrong with queen mary

>>78408013
I disagree with this post

>>78408017
I agree with this post

manager has given me a project to work on. have to work on it from home and bring it in tomorrow. fuck off

>>78407997
hi
>>78407998
It's easy to point out the flaw in your logic. You can believe in freedom of speech whilst still maintaining respect for people. Just because you may argue certain things should be allowed to be said, doesn't mean that you have to go around saying them at any opportunity or when some autistic spastic asks you to.

>>78408047
alri turtle

>>78408039
It's one of these shit uni's that got into russel group so everyone thinks it's worth applying to
Same deal for Cardiff, Liverpool and a number of others

found a nice thailad-sized bin

>>78408059
If it is shit how did it get into russel group?

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>don't pay your pilots
>let them near your planes
not wise desu

love phimosis

>>78408053
you're so fast to be racist and say shit about the jews, but when it comes to calling one man a bender you refuse

Call the king a BENDER you FUCKING hypocrite

>>78408078
RG is just for large research intensive unis. Nothing to so with quality.

Thailad what've you got to say to me?

why do I look so qt in mirror but ugly af in photo

>>78408079
>downtown london
hmmm...

Don't want to hear about your uni placements or your a levels runts

Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world.

I choose to see the beauty.

>>78408096
almonds: activated

>>78408078
It's nothing to do with their teaching, russel group is all about research but it's used as a marketing gimmick to students
See here https://www.ft.com/content/be2277ba-568a-11e7-9fed-c19e2700005f

why isn't anybody replying to my posts

HELLO

>>78408106
pics x

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*blocks your path*

>>78408123
<3

>>78408126
2uglytbh

>>78408123
yes hello

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ausrorkes

>>78408091
As a mental exercise I invite you to look through what I literally just said and try to understand why that won't be happening.
>>78408103
alri

love rockmelon

>>78408151
SCREAMING

>>78408151
hooted

>>78408139
you look cute in photos anyway x

burqas are going to be all the rage in a few years mark my words

>>78408153
>EVERYONE SHOULD BE FREE TO SAY NIGGER IT'S JUST A WORD xDDD
>call the king a bender then
>NO WTF HOW RUDE, DISRESPECTFUL!

can you not SEE the flaw in your logic here, jesus christ it's like arguing with a spastic, oh wait it's not like, I literally am

Now call the king a bender you twat

>>78408129
would be perfect if that turned out to be someone else all along

>>78408190
this tbph

>>78408191
kek yea and she would have proved her point

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>>78408153

>>78408151
Perfect comments don't exi-

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?

nonce btfo

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>>78408151
>Islam is a religion of pea-

shopped

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>>78408207
>>78408220
stop that

>>78408190
The glaringly obvious difference is that I'm a guest in this country. If I were in some African country that had banned the word "nigger" I wouldn't be saying that out of respect to that country either.

enjoy the odd pint here and there

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you just know

>>78408259
nonce hypocrite

>new a levels designed to reclose gender gap in results
good shit

>>78408277
nigger

>>78408259
jesus christ THIS is the best you can come up with, miserable.

call the king a bender

>>78408285
nonce hypocrite

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post sexy mirages

business idea: invade Iraq because they have lots of oil

just got accepted to Glyndwr University to study microbiology, wish me luck lads

>>78408298
reddit spaces

>I can't criticize the country I'm living in out of """"""respect""""""

alri thainonce how's the regime treating you xx

got a willy

the thai king is a bent poncy shirt lifting poofter

it's so easy why doesn't thainonce just say it

>>78408331
is it nice x

Shit 3 times this morning wtf

>>78408325
>>78408344
reddit spaces

>>78408347
did 6 yesterday

>>78408345
mutilated x

I think its such bullshit that as a young person to own a house you pretty much have to find a partner to split the bills etc.

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this image is really making me think.............................................

>>78408298
>>78408325
>>78408344
>>78408323
>>78408348
woah

>>78408365
I think you should get a job

>>78408348

it makes things clearer

also, over the course of a thread the spaces add up and are annoying for phoneposters so it's a win-win really

>>78408361
never had a cut willy before will have to try x

just

clearing

my

posts

up

lads

HATE glasses wearers

>Thailad disappears whenever he loses an argument

like pottery

>>78408400

good

lad

>>78408407

even

qts?

>>78408365
Lets all marry each other. I'll take josie

doing

a

poo

lads

any of you poof wankers going to edinburgh?

>>78408432
ye x

>>78408426
josie is a repulsive lezzer

>>78408432
>going to a Scottish uni
It's like you don't want a job at the end

>>78408426
I'll take Summer

>>78408448
'nce

>>78408371
What the fuck is wrong with the "West"?

>>78408446
please clear up this post next time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiYdoEXAVo

lol

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>be me
>have 4 roommates
>1:30am trying to take a middy shit
>on the way to el toilletto
>roomate pops out the hallway
>dude I just took 20 bars and I want to die
>he stumbles towards me
>I DONT WANT TO LIVE
>passes out on the couch, beer in hand
>think to myself
>at least he didn't spill the beer
>slapped him awake and made him puke 3 times
>he sobers up
turns out he was just really drunk and coming down off some heavy mdma, good times

>>78408439
what are you studying
go to animesoc

>>78408432
>sixth formers in /brit/

Literally fuck off

Uni /brit/ ended years ago.

>>78408413
sh-shut up he just had to go for lunch

>>78408462
did the man show a red coloured card

>>78408441
Lezzers need homes and so do I. It will be a marriage for finance not family

>>78408477
i'm in fourth year lad

>>78408467
>>78408470

please clear this up with spacing thank you

>>78408470
sorry I'm already a member of the auckland uni anime club x

>>78408467
>4 roommates
What is this some sort of third world country?

>>78408467
>be me
not a single pixel read from thence forth

>>78408467
i remember i took too much ketamine this one time and thought i was choking or couldn't breathe or some shit so my mate (who was also off his nut on K) had to like heimlich manoeuvrer my limp body over the toilet so i could cough up whatever imaginary thing was in my throat/lungs

pretty funny looking back on it. us druggies eh?

be le me

>>78408505
umm no sweetie, you'll find that this is the case ONLY in first world countries

>>78408467
What about the poo

My delusions of grandeur fantasy is collapsing again and being replaced by my recognition of autism fantasy.

Send help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkyKhQtILM

what the FUCK is wrong with canadians?

>>78408518
Mate at my uni dorms I have an ensuite room to myself

>>78408523
THIS
i demand to know

>>78408505
i had 5 2bh

>>78407484
Say the king is a bender

>>78408515
>taking K

As soon as I found out they use that in hospitals I went off it haha

>>78408544
Wait, are you confusing flatmates and room mates?

don't get it

why would a rorke like thailad move to a different country? perhaps an ulterior motive? what could the reason be?

>>78408551
i would argue that means its safe to use if doctors are convinced.

>>78408554
lol yea

by "roommates" everybody means house mates or flat mates

>>78408566
says there were monkeys must be the monkeys

>>78408566
just wish he didnt have to keep hurting little girls

>>78408570
All drugs are safe to use if you get the dosage right

making an arrangement

just bought 20 quids worth of H2O. time to get fucked up.

Stressed and anxious again so im listening to nine inch nails. Specifically the song 'something I can never have'

>>78408610
that would unironically kill you

business idea: fiat currency

>>78408618
That was my depression song in high school

>>78408619
maybe i want that

I was up above it
Now I'm down in it

so overjoyed looking at all the runts celebrating getting their A levels

i got my scottish highers years ago, don't have to worry anymore and still get into uni

>
high school

>>78408610
i'll have some H2O too

>>78408644
Nice work

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Benzos

my bro got his A level results. Which means I am officially the highest achieving child in my family. Beat both my siblings. Not that its a competition. Just didnt expect it.

>>78408649
i'll have some H2O too

Dropped out of college, went on the dole, learned how to code whilst shitposting on /brit/ and am earning over 60k as a developer now

Degrees are fucking worthless

>>78408644
D I S A S T E R

>>78408701
Got a biomedical degree, did a long internship, now getting a career in the wine industry starting at 70k

At least I have something to frame I guess

never finished high school
never went to uni
invested in crypto

any dubs lads in?

>>78408727
nah

any city planning bros in

>>78408701
some careers require degrees. such as mine.

>>78408727
yea

lost ALL respect i once had for thailad tbqh

>>78408697
Sister is doing medicine at Imperial, I graduated from Cambridge with a 2:1 in a STEM subject

Who wins?

in any tv/film production the roman slaves are all captured foreign peoples, and all roman towns are shown as these multiethnic mixing pots as a result

wrong; of the slaves in the italian peninsula 95% were indigenous italians

anyone else think everythings just fucked everywhere?

better off being dead imo

Any uk dub man in

just found out im gay

hate fannies

love willies

simple as

>>78408756
>>78408758
SNAP

Dunno about dubs but I got trips (777)

>>78408723
>starting at 70k
Hahahaha AND you're a yank with like 100k+ of debt

Absolutely howling

Will probably be earning over 100k in the next five years

>>78408751
depend what your career plans? being a doctor trumps a lot of things

>>78408727
na just trips

And you haven't done enough salvia to rid yourself of your narcissistic Ego. Time does not exist. What we humans percieve as time is just the never ending change - entropy. The chaos always increases, therefore things always change, therefore humans made up this thing called "time" to distinguish changes. Comfortable or not, you have no facts that it is NOT purifying. I don't have the facts that it IS, but I am free to express my opinion.

>>78408773
My degree was entirely free including my books which I then resold and made hundreds of dollars

>>78408796
watch out warren buffett

>>78408781
cringe

time does exist

imagine being a computer nerd for a living

>>78408808
Point is that I actually made money off of university

Thanks, taxpayers

doctor sounds like one of the most miserable occupations i can think of

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morning lads

>>78408819
look at my arsehole please

>>78408825
It's 7:10 PM

>>78408819
Not as miserable as being a fucking JANITOR

FOR FREE

>>78408697
Is he cute

>>78408778
Well me and some uni friends are trying to start a company but it's on the backburner right now

Work in the city at a global bank atm

I'll always earn more than her as my job is as private as you can get, but she's doing the most respected public service possible so idk

>>78408840
this post with a picture of jay from inbetweeners

>>78408796
bullshitttttttttt

sounds like a juco which you wouldn't be making 70k from lmao

>>78408819
This
Would LITERALLY rather be a binman than a GP

>>78408833
that's funny, could've sworn it said /brit/ above the door not /aus/

>press down on my laptops keyboard casing
>keys start working again

Like fucking clockwork

>>78408869
We're on an online imageboard, are you okay?

>>78408861
Nope, university paid for by voc rehab and the job has nothing to do with my college experience

I'll be making around 90 within a few years, it's actually mostly due to nepotism :^)

>>78408868
t. inbin (involuntary binman)

Never revised in my life

never even vised, let alone revised

>>78408859
Nah not really

Countless companies start up from a project in uni, it's not that unlikely

never been to scunthorpe

sCUNThorpe

A little bit of Steps at 10am never hurt nobody

just destroyed my cat

any yanks wanna bum?

How do you sleep naked? Don't you worry about getting shit on the sheets?

>>78408981
i can put on a cowboy hat and boots and pretend to be a yank

>>78409005
You'd still be talking like a fag though

>>78409005
sorry no intacts x

>>78408994
>sleeping with sheets
runt

>>78409028
>>78409028
>>78409028
NEW

>>78408994
i sleep standing up

>>78409025
Never post at the same second as me again