/nusantara/

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There's an orange fat cat at my uni's cafe that looks like Garfield and I just wanna take it home and love it.

>>78404773
does nusantara eat pork?

>>78405017
Nusantara isnt a religious or ethnic group, sweetie. It's just a geographical indicator of maritime SEA but without the Philippines.
Never tasted pork desu but would like to. One of these days maybe.

17 AGUSTUS TAHUN 45!

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>>78405404
Eyy, selamat merdeka pak!
>mfw i found out our countries were supposed to share the same date and merge into one but our administration was slow so this happens

>>78405404
happy independence day indonesia

Pantat

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>>78404773
REMOVE BABI!
One bullet one pig!
>>78405404
Post boats being blown up.

>>78404972
What is stopping you from taking it?
A guy in my neighborhood also have a fat cat that he needs to take for a walk daily due to obesity.

>>78405404
Just wanted to drop by and say fuck your independence.

>>78405890
Babi panggang is delicious

>>78406018
rude

>>78405980
I take the lrt here, I'm not sure I can bring him with me. But he's really fat and big, head is as big as a baby's!

>>78406018
mej teman, chill

>>78406018
rude

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Did you guys get this when browsing wikipedia?
Did you gib them?
I did.

>>78406018
:(

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>>78406054
Why not borrow a car?
My kot comes from the mosque toilet, pretty weird cat that goes to shit at the squat toilet instead of litterbox with sand.

>>78406177
That's a nice cat d e s u. he's trained so hey a bonus. That's a good idea but mom hates cats, maybe I could find a home for him. Or maybe he's destined to be a cafe cat forever.

>>78406177
not that weird though. I taught my bulus to squat in toilet.
>find a lidi
>measure the length of lidi to the length of bulus' tail, from the ass to the tip
>show it in front of bulus and let it recognise it smell
>bring bulus and lidi to the bathroom
>show bulus where it supposed to ea-eak
>put the lidi against something inside the bathroom, make sure it leans against the walls or pointing upwards
>patience
>done!
>repeat if necessary, bulus has different abilities to learn, much like human

So anyone do drunk challenge everytime they spout "keberagaman" on TV today?

>>78406476
>this teman knows how to "cat"
hebat ah abe

>>78406540
minum ayaq kosong bagi segar badan

>>78406476
Its kinda annoying when taking the morning bath/dump and she starts making noise at the door demanding me to get off her DESIGNATED.

>>78404773
Maaf ya, saya dari JAKIM ingin menyertu thread ini sebentar

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>>78406630
ok

My wife Chino is so cute

>>78406616
arwah opah yg ajarkan. hehe
>>78406625
well, I let them pee and dump to their hearts' content first before I used the bathroom.

>>78406741
tahniah, bro! baru kahwin ke?

Apa jadi dengan /asean/? Tiada Pinoy yang mentahipos di sana.

>>78407071
>mentahipos
>postahi
>meroyan
>posberak

>>78407071
Ada lagi ke? Aku rasa dah 3-4 hari takde dah.

/nusantara/, apa highlight korang harini?
>pergi makan lunch
>duduk sebelah orang ofis
>sorang nerd, sorang pondan
>nerd tengah cerita pasal game of thrones, nak ajat pondan ni tengok sekali kot
>pondan tu "hmm hmm" je occasionally tanya gak sikit
Samada diorang dating atau tu bebudak pelik ofis so diorang lepak skali
>pondan tu cute jugak tapi rahang jantan sangat

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Who would propose her as a wife?

Would you /nusantara/ ?

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>>78407701

>>78407731
>>78407701
has potential to turn into cumslut so yeah, sure, bak sini.

>>78407335
>jumpa YB minta duit belanja sikit untuk sambung belajar
>jumpa semua yang ada, buat muka tembok

>>78407731
J A K A R T A
A
K
A
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T
A

https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2017/08/268913/revealed-full-list-402-malaysian-schools-disciplinary-drug-issues
>Despite having only 22 schools on the hotspot list, all of Kuala Lumpur's problem schools were classified as having drugs issues.
How do we fix Kuala Pendatang?
>No schools in Sabah were on the list.
Is this some Borneo magic?
>>78407335
>something smelled foul at workplace
>went looking around and found 2 dead stray doge under an abandoned van with probably several kg of maggots
Man I hate cleaning up dead doge from rat poison ever since the rabies outbreak.

>>78404773
how much is that in dollars?

>>78407701
>>78407731
Cyberbully is not nice

>>78408555
Looks like 30k yen, 1k yen is about 10 burger dollars.

>>78408694
Not bad, here a piglet costs around 80 dollars

>>78408725
How much for sheep?
A whole grilled aussie sheep cost about 180 dollars.

Harusnya thread /nusantara/ ini edisi kemerdekaan Indonesia atau SEA games di Kuala Lumpur.

>>78406018
Show some respect your grandpa died here.

>not inviting papua new guinea
You already control half the island. Either relinquish all claims to your have or invite the second half to join your empire!

>>78409651
The entire island is American colony from gold mines to plantations, causing trouble there is asking for the 7th fleet to deliver FREEDOM.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasberg_mine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeport-McMoRan

>>78409651
Dutch can take them, they've been wanting to get hands on the western part of Papua island since ages ago now they can take the eastern part.

>>78409026
We usually eat lamb, not sheep. And btw, we get a lot of lamb from NZ.

>>78410710
>from NZ.
Wouldn't that be expensive?
I thought Wales are full of them.

>>78410882
It seems it isn't. afaik NZ dairy/meat industry works really well.

>>78406171
wikipedia was never a trusted source. if you use them as a reference even a PhD bule professor can get triggered

>>78406476
>bulus
i call mine Comot :3

Is asean dead ?

>>78411746
tak ada yang abadi

Bosan

>>78411746
Dengar citer diorang kena range ban

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Apakah kalian suka megumin lokal?
gambar berhubungan

>>78405017
Yes, even some of the """muslim""" ones

>>78405890
what happened to those americans?

>>78411913
Pak polisi!

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>>78412165
g-gambarnya legal kok, astagfirullah ..

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>>78411978
Nipah virus, our first ever ebola tier disaster which made its first appearance here.
http://www.who.int/csr/disease/nipah/en/
At that time nobody knew about its existence other than cases being recorded around pig farms so to avoid an unknown virus from spilling into the dense Malacca shipping lines and dooming everyone the army purged more than 1.5million pigs within months.
The army is pretty much entirely muslim so the idea of burying them alive doesn't sit well with them hence the solution is to end the pigs with a headshot before burial. Still shooting millions of them is costly hence the saying at that time one bullet one pig. It wasn't until few months after the purge the virus was identified and migratory fruit bats hanging around the pigs was the true culprit all along.

>>78406729
Hello /ck/ friend :)

>>78412319
ayy-bola exists in duterte-land if I'm not mistaken

dont forget to control your kontol

>>78413327
Looking at the wiki
>On 6 September 2015, the Philippines health secretary reported an outbreak of RESTV in a primates research and breeding facility. Twenty-five workers subsequently tested negative for the virus.
Doesn't seem dangerous.

>>78413489
Yeah, it's a tamer strain from what I understand. I read it breached containment in a 'Murrica CDC quarantine, but the symptoms was just a light flue and the guy that got it tested negative.

Wanita Jepun adalah yang paling cantik di dunia. Penyanyi Jepun juga yang terbaik, terutama dari Sapporo.

>>78413648
hi MKL

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>>78411913
2D akan selalu lebih baik dibanding 3DPD.

>>78404773
Edisi haram

How do you say "putang ina" in Malay?

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>>78406476
Top lel proud of him bost bicture

>>78408349
Sad! Many dead doggos?
>>78407878
Lmfao cumslut
>>78408643
Good guy Indonesia

>>78415414
> How do you say "putang ina" in Malay?
Poo tangh eeee nah
So when will you make /pinoypol/ again?

Just passing by to say Happy Independence Day to Indonesia.

>>78415647
Is it?

Malam-malam gini sedap dengar lagu jiwang
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_zz_Zi_dbg

>>78415414
"Emak lo lonte/lacur"
But it's rare to use that. We use "lonte" which literally mean "bitch" instead here.

>>78415723
https://youtu.be/M5b-N0y5AhI
first time dengaq kat BFM lewat malam, fall in love terus bhai lagu ni.

>>78415513
4 early this week and now 2 so 6 total that I found, quite a few more around the city ever since there are reports of rabies coming from Thailand and already multiple deaths in Borneo.
From the CCTV records a chinese guy goes around throwing chickens at night.

>>78415893
Sinar FM used to play this song like every day.

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>>78415935
>poisoned chicken for doggos
ganas

>>78415950
La ni takde dah? Nak gak tengah drive pastu lagu ni on fuhhh rasa smooth teringat crush zaman skolah.

Soalan untuk /nusantara/, kalau ceq tapai gambar berkaitan dia tukaq jadi beer ka?

>>78416090
Gak beralkohol jadi boleh diminum.

>>78416090
its considered non alcoholic beer. rasa mmng mcm beer tapi tak manis tanpa alkohol. tapi malt aku suka

>>78416090
>malt

into the trash

>>78416174
>t.kanak2 Ribena

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>>78416129
>>78416144
oh so macam dia tambah yeast yang buat alcohol la baru boleh tukar jadi beer? sebab ni takde alcohol, takkan tukar la? Thanks, abangs. Nah awek besar.

>>78416174
Rumah ceq cam sampah dah so layak la minum ni.

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>>78416235
standard la mcm air barbican. process pakai bahan buat beer tapi no alcohol. selamat meminum
btw your waifu is shit

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>>78416090
*blocks your path*

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>>78416348
waifu aku semua badan pear, baru nice. so far dalam 19tahun hidup, 2 orang je aku kenal badan camtu

What is THICC in bahasa?

>>78416397
knapa dipanggil Horlicks?
>whore
>licks
hmm... mmng buat aku terfikir

>>78416450
ManTOP

>>78416476
benar-benar mengaktifkan badamku

>>78416450
G E M O K

>>78416450
molek you idiot

>>78416450
Semok
Montok

>>78416450
Tembam
Gedempol

>>78416450
P E J A L

>>78416661
INI

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>>78416661
bapak bangga sama kamu

How to uninstall Yahoo Powered manually? I managed to found its hidden folder but the uninstall.exe is not helping. Should i delete the whole program folder? Yes i am stupid.

Sila tolong

>>78416993
Hold alt + F4

>>78416993
google la, banyak je tech support india mari pandai hal2 ni

>>78416993
bagaimana kalo lewat control panel atau task manager
btw sy juga bodo la

>>78416993
Install Gentoo

What the hell is Yahoo Powered?
Why don't uninstall.exe help?
Use the installer, ussually there is uninstall option.

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>Search "tudung" on tumblr
>Lots of alay women do sex with tudung pops out

Hot stuff, thanks Malay, keep it up

>>78416993
Ni mesti tgk porn tak pakai adblock

>>78416450
Semlohay

>>78417126
takkan Indon takde tumblr cewek jilbab?

Cerita la ni bagi teman2
>zaman skolah menengah
>naik tangga nak gi library
>bau air mani
>sebenarya staff cuci tangga
Baru tau bau air mani tu bau macam chlorine, patut la gitu

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korang, macamana nak sambung interent pakai gambar tersebut aku nk sambung wayar tak jumpa. sebab router lama aku dh nk rosak org kata pakai ni lagi thn lama

Tolonglah, siapa pernak kena celaka Yahoo ini sila bagi panduan.

>>78417134
>adik normie nak download fifa
>pi cari kat website russia yang suruh download .torrent file tu ikut direct link
>pelik kenapa laptop slow ngan hang
WEI

>>78417179
Tidak semua cewek di Indog pakai jilbab, and most of them are religious since they're wearing hijab

>>78417237
>send credit card details
>and get FREE money online
kau ajar dia sikit tgk gaya adik normie kau boleh terpedaya dgan skim cpt kaya

>>78417198
Format je la.benda ceni memang payah nak hilang

>>78417198
kau chck addon/plugin browser hang pastu buang. kalau takde delete je file tu

>>78417237
Kau tak punya antivirus?
Kalau masih terlalu normie untuk pakai linux lebih baik sekalian pasang antivirus lah.
Sudah begini ya install ulang OS mu sekalian ganti itu Windows.

>>78417298
gi mampus
>>78417333
dah lah, tapi kalau delete terus file/folder tu, takut nanti ada sisa atau reinstall balik melalui registry atau tahi lain

Why do we change /asean/ thread to /nusantara/ boys?

>>78417371
lagi la hang nak cari satu2 benda dah kena infect
either download program depa atau format terus la

>>78417366
>antivirus
nak kualitas harus bayar bulanan, pak. parents tak nak bayar, tak pakai lah. but wait, ada ke antivirus free?

>>78417371
takpe bro. anda kena YAKIN dengan diri sendiri
Ganbatte desu yo neeee! (づ｡‿‿｡)づ

>nak tidur
>tapi nak tunggu e-mail dari kawan Arab yang duk kat US
Kopi la gini

Ada gadis tak pos kat sini?

>>78417280
Tapi sekarang jilbab sudah jadi lebih ke mode desu.
>>78417407
Karena /asean/ isinya pinoypol
>>78417419
> ada ke antivirus free?
Avast, AVG, Avira, Microsoft security essential. Itu gratis semua seingatku 5 tahun lalu. Tak tahu aku, sekarang aku cuma pakai Commonsense 2018.

hihiks~ (｡‿｡)

Nasihat, sila guna IDM, JDownloader adalah macam haram

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>>78406741

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>>78417581
jantan lembut/pondan tak dikira

Also, nah member Arab yang aku cakap tu.

Kenape thread ni aktif sangat malam ni?

>>78417637
Malam jumaat, kita semua tak kahwin lagi so nak watpe je? Lepak lah sini.

>>78417628
Alhamdulillah. Akhi kelihatan cantik sangat. Hmm apa nama akhi ye?

>>78416450
S E M O X X

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>>78405890
>>78406018
admidt it, you SEAmonkeys were better off under the guiding wing of european civilization, be like your successful brother Singapore, they have statues in honor of their white founders, instead you chose to destroy their monuments of civilization.

usah reply

Wow bule ngasih umpan

>>78404773
>>78417755
relative of yours I take it?

Tu proxy pinoy tu

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>>78417755
Wkwkwk, joke on you.
Sings succeed because they are chink
Chink is the new power.

>>78417628
Tolong respon >>78417680

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>mfw pinoys

>>78417680
awek nak cari penpal tapi gi tanya kat /b/
dah tu bawak bincang agama lak adoii
la ni yang aku tau pasal dia
>lahir iraq
>pindah usa umuq 9
>sama umur
>tengah break sebelum start pre-med tahun depan

>>78404773
>be me
>go to Indonesia for holiday
>try Batagor
>holiday ended 2 days ago, am in hospital since for severe food poisoning

sampai bila aq kena sangkut dkt hospital ni, woi
cirit x henti henti
nasib baik nurse dia lawar

apa indon punya makanan, sedap tapi berbahaya

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>>78418863
Lo belinya di pinggir jalan sih.

>>78419118
iya mas
di bandung pula sih

gue mau bikin memori yg asli

>>78418863
Dasar lemah, langganan bakso gua aja di grebek polisi gara gara pake formalin sama borax dan gua masih sehat.

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>>78417890
tfw

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>>78419366
Njir.
Tapi itu bakal ngefeknya ke arah jangka panjang sih, hati-hati aja pas udah tua nanti.

>>78419268
Wah sayang banget ye emang kalau lagi touring.
Dan lagi, kok sampai bisa-bisanya masuk rumah sakit gegara food poisoning. Gue pernah kena food poisoning dan gue bisa nyembuhin diri sendiri pakai obat sama susu beruang.

>>78419648
kata doktor ini bukan food poisoning biasa aja mas, katanya disentri. kalau food poisoning gw duduk aja di rumah diam-diam sampai sembuh

gw pergi sendiri, bukannya touring. Menarik juga tempatnya wkwkwkw

>>78419800
>disentri
Lu gak cuci tangan ya waktu abis cebok?

>>78419962
cuci mas

>>78418863
Aku ingat lagi
>pergi indon tahun 2003
>makan tapai upi
>rasa macam palat
>balik hotel berak hijau
>3 hari sakit perut
>fobia makan tapai sampai hujung 2010
Sedap pulak tapai

>>78420032
Lemah bener sih lu, air fermentasi tapai itu aja gua minum sampai mabok dan gua masih waras.

>>78420032
>makan tapai ubi
>balik hotel berak hijau

camne tu? kau makan tapai ke benda lain? sampai sekarang aq x pernah berak hijau lol

Malem, /nusantara/
Waktunya bobok.

>>78420270
Mahluk lemah, gua aja belom tidur selama dua setengah hari dan gua masih hidup.

>>78420270
bobok apa mas
waktunya bukan baru 2 a.m di indo?

>>78420134
Tapai ubi kayu aku rasa. Berak hijau aku rasa sebab lendir daoam usus pon keluar sekali

>>78420077
Gue 9 tahun sih.masih belum megenal apa itu masturbasi

>>78420466
>tfw started at like 6 years old
I didn't know what the fuck I was doing but it felt good.

>>78420517
?

>>78420517
>jumpa bapak nyer koleksi umur 10
wow
pastu seperti seorang dissapointment, aku layan hentai je daripada benda betul

>>78405616
why the funny hats?

>>78420466
>>78420517
>>78421579
>tfw you'll never masturbate like it's the first time
>tfw normal nude girls wont do it anymore
Why even live?

>>78429221
> Why even live?
To masturbate to normal naked shemale

>>78413648
False. Bule women are still the best.

>>78417371
>>78416993
>>78417198
Pakai revouninstaller, pakcik. Terdelete semua file, shortcut dan registrynya.

muslim subhumans

Bangun subuh anak2

>>78431658
Stop projecting mehmet.
Pork is great, you should try it.

Mengantuk

>>78431658
t. Mehmet al-Maliki aka turkroach

>>78436333
mengatuk dkt rumah masih baik dari bangun di hospital abang

>>78436400
Ok la dari x bangun terus.

>>78436422
Betul tu.

Sarapan Nasi Uduk

>ajak member pergi site nak cari customer for our exams
>semua blue tick
masalahnya sekarang ni, ni markah korang gak.

>>78436706
Course ape bro?

>>78436741
culinary arts, final exam nak kena buat Full course for customers yang kami cari sendiri. Dah cukup minima 15pax tapi lecturer/chef cakap kalau boleh, cari lagi.
>RM17 full course meal
>Appetizer: Carrot Orange Cream Soup served with Garlic Bread
>Main course: Breaded Sea Bass with Lemon Butter Sauce, served with Mushroom Butter Rice and Trio-capsicum Honey Glaze
Desserts: Rose Water Milk Pudding
Drinks: Rose Water Bandung-style with Grass Bean Jelly

>>78436867
weh not bad

korang dkt mana ni

>>78411360
Nah, citation taken directly from the articles is not recommended, but I always use the book reference in the footnotes and wrote it myself.

>>78416090
tak sedap langsung nate alah ni. mak tak suke.

>>78416450
tembam. babam.

>>78436925
Venue: Menara City U, No. 8, Jalan 51A/223,
Petaling Jaya, Selangor
Date: 30th August 2017
Time: 1pm - 2pm

Ada buat flyer tapi camera phone buruk, nak wat camne.

>>78437339
memey ah mak suka sap kote je, hah meh sini abang ada yang besar untuk mak!

>>78437433
Dude are you asking to get kidnapped and raped? After you advertise your dick in /asean/?

>>78437737
I'm a desperate fuck, susah gak nak bekerja dengan normie semua di uni ni

>>78436867
kalau yg melayunya apa? rasa nak tercirit nengok bahan nih

>>78437570
mak dah taubat.
>tengok sket kote abang tu jap?

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dah bayar zakat ke kekorang?

>>78438315
tu je menu dia, chef aku ni western/malaysian fusion style dia, sbb tu menu nampak menu cina, indian, melayu, western.

>>78438351
cari ah archives /asean/ ;^)

>>78438546
Aku NEET jadi gak bayar zakat :^)

>>78438578
yang kontot gemok tu ke? tak hingin mak.

sarapan dulu gan

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>>78438546
>status bujang

What happened to /ASEAN/?

>>78437433
city uni? sebelah hilton tu kan? do you accept walk-ins?

>>78437737
we dont have assassins here

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>>78439301
jahat

>>78439536
Walk-in bookings? I'll have to check with my group leader first.

>>78439615
as in, masuk and bayar sahaja like a restaurant

>>78439634
Oh, no we can't do that, sorry. We're not a restaurant or anything, just a small kitchen yang ajar culinary, barang nak mengajar kena order every week so yeah. But thanks for considering though!

>>78439388
flips destroyed it

>>78439388
Your kind killed it. Now pinoys have no home in /int/.

Aku terlanjur cinta kepadamu
Dan telah kuberikan seluruh hatiku

>>78439796
not using any secret ingredient like used thongs or enchanted boxers, amirite?

>>78439796
or even cum like the cum brownies from the /ck/ meetup, right?

>>78439796
Lontong ada jual??

>>78440058
>>78440092
let's find out ;^)
but seriously, takde la. However, since both Appetizer and Main course is my lecturer's recipe and he loves sweet sour, memang banyak rasa sweet sour la.

>>78440142
Longtong kalau hari biasa, nak cari kat ne? Rare makan, tunggu raya ni la cari.

>>78440155
Tidur balik.

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>tengok post fb pasal rumah kontena
>baca komen sebab nak tau pasal rumah tu
>sorang tanya "tak panas ke rumah ni"
>ustaz fb datang jawab akhirat lagi panas
Rasa nak cepuk je orang macam ni. Tu belum pergi page artis
INB4 NORMIE REEEE. Aku pergi fb baca berita je

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>>78440195
Hidangan kau ada iras2 macam ni tak?

>>78440195
>let's find out ;^)
maksudnya ada la benda alah dalam masakan tu kan... eeiii

>>78440280
terpaksalah pergi booking baru try

>>78440286
apa kau ni, benda alah tu makanan la

>>78440320
Kena ada gambar promo

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>>78440280
i get the "art" part in culinary. but looking at that pic somewhat uncanny or doesnt look edible like 70% of that plate is just plastic props and decoration while 30% of it is edible. maybe i dont have the knack to appreciate art but.
>Pic related
i like my dish well arranged

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>>78439572
>we dont have assassins
Lol
>>78440240
Some guy in Terengganu also bought a scrapped ambulance to be modified into a house. Not sure if poor or for novelty.

mandi dulu mau jumatan gaes

>>78439388
pedo flips

Ganteng dulu biar Jumatan

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Damn, that pig looks comfy as FUCK.

>>78412319
What the hell, that's a whole holocaust of pigs and I heard nothing in the media!

How will you ever atone for their unfairly taken lives? Sneaky fruit bats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsXc3FcWi3g
how accurate is this?

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>>78441535
Turn the nazis into sopa.

>>78441430
UMA DELICIA

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>>78442127
>UMA DELICIA
About that..

>>78442504
you shadap! jangan bagi depa tau!

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>>78440280
>>78440320
>>78440402
>>78440473
ala-ala ni lah. tapi lecturer aku ni humble, benda atas plate semua tu edible. Dia pun tak suka gak bullshit letak plastik ke apa. Takdelah tetibe daun pandan ke apa.

>>78442574
Nice. Apa benda atas tu?

>>78442574
memang not bad, sign me up bro.

>>78442593
roti jala pastu dia bake, bagi crunchy.

>>78442672
ada throwaway e-mail or anything? aku boleh bagi no. and then I'll book your spot.

>>78443100
yep, nah throwaway email.

[email protected]

>>78443189
[email protected]

>>78441883
100% spot on

>>78441883
Indons are the ones who claim OC do not steal, not us.

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>>78440240
sabar abe, sabar itu kan separuh dari iman

nak kulum tote besar dan panjang

ok

>>78444023
Fatima pls

>>78444023
Tunjuk tetek dulu sayang. Abang ada 5"3' je

>>78444023
Anwar pls

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pls pls pls kamu jangan nakal

>>78444070
>>78444119
sori salah orang
>>78444082
pic 22222 dekat soc/thread/25567394

>>78444244
too white, obviously not u. the fatima i know choclatey goodness

>>78444311
hence I told you before, salah orang lah ngek

Jumaat malam hangpa nak pi mana?

Really weird. Something is going on in Jakarta, but it's not trending on Twitter and it hasn't all day either.

>>78444660
nak kena cari blazer, wakil uni untuk edu fair esok. moi kemari

>>78444706
FOS kwn kau ada bnyk yg murah. kalau tak pun kat LOL pun ok gak

>>78444696
What happened? All I know is Taeyeon fell and was accidently groped when she's being helped.

Kemarin tujuh belasan ikut lomba apa saja?

>>78443746
Who is stealing from who?

>>78444784
Hmm cek website, takde lah. Malam ni keluar duit ah nak beli. Paling murah berapa?

>>78445039
We are stealing your white women

>>78445164
mana2 reject shop beb, paling murah 100 rggt camtu

>>78444921
AFA. Does no one care about AFA there?

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>>78445039
Stealing from us of course, the Malaysian ancient OC inventor Perak man is world famous.

>>78445233
Jumpa bapak aku nyer, perfect fit. I guess umur aku la kot dia start pakai baju formal camni

Seneng sih senin udah masuk biasa tapi aku gk NEET lg dong :^(

>>78445255
manusia perek wkwkwkwk

test

>>78445239
Only weebs care.

Is Indonesia the biggest of us non-countries?

>>78446672
But they are in G20.

>>78446672
Do you prefer a Balkanized Indon?

Gimana caranya untuk kekal disiplin? Ku rasa hidup sekarang ini kecoh terok. Perlu ada sedikit "order"

>>78446715
So is the European Union

>>78446728
as long as they stop their incompetent imperialist antics I don't care.

lancicau

>no place for us anymore

pinoys are truly the niggers of asean.

>>78446764
Then if you just use land mass as measurement Indonesia is as big as Yurop while being irrelevant so probably yes.
>>78447258
Blame pinoys for ruining everything, well there is still Thailad if you want to make /indochina/ general.

>>78447453
the European Union is not a country(and has its capital over here)
It's actually especially because it so huge but somehow rather irrelevant that it is a non-country.

>>78446672
Yes, next brilliant question please.

>>78446672
Do we consider India a country now?

>>78447518
>somehow rather irrelevant that it is a non-country
The trade deals alone is enough to make it a world power, just to pay the trade fee we end up with assorted stuff from Yurop including Polish tanks and 4 A400M.
>>78447864
India has nukes

Midvalley Education Fair
Come one come all!
Cari awek high school if you've got balls!
Starts at 11am, ends at 7pm

>>78447864
I consider it as nuclear-powered toilet

>This weekend is AFA Indonesia
>It's not trending on Indonesian Twitter
>It's being discussed, but not as much as other topics
>Indonesians would rather talk about Girls Generation and other things than AFA
>They care more about two Korean has-beens than many, many in-demand Japanese artists
Why is this allowed? Where are your priorities, Indonesia?

takde trip pun tau dh siapa la ni.

/nusantara/, camne nak elakkan "sensory overload" rasa cam semua benda aku je kena handle kalau tak hancus... ironiknya, sometimes benda hancur sebab aku masuk.

>>78447927
So do Pakistan, Israel, some ex-soviet countries, and Best Corea. The only advantage they have is the sheer mass of population that will surpass China soon.

Btw don't bother the autistic neet peenoise, he doesn't have any friends irl or even here.

Kenapa benang Nusantara begitu mati? Anda semua bercakap bahasa yang sama, dan anda semua mempunyai budaya yang sama. Perkara tidak sepatutnya dilakukan.

nonton kondon asian gems gan

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>>78448180
WTF, I love India now

>>78449714
is this a new Bollywood movie?

yo this game any good?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/538680/The_Legend_of_Heroes_Trails_of_Cold_Steel/

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>>78450225
Kagak, main eroge aja, mainan lelaki tangguh.

selamat malam

>>78449714
I loved India after watching this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTEdWC1_4qg

hehe, hey MKL >>78449045
you're making the next thread
you're our honorary guest

selamat malam gais, rindu awek perancis kita

apa ini malam jumaat malam masih muda.

>>78453329
Ntah la, semalam ramai jer

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>>78453280
>letting a flip to make new thread
>letting flips in /nusantara/ at all

>>78450092
Yes, the story is about a newlyweds which just find out that one of them doesn't have toilet at their house.
Never bothered to find watchable link desu.

>>78453329
Esok ngan lusa ada event jadi student helper so tidur lu pape roger.

21 JAM 27 MINIT SEBELUM SEA GAMES.
Buat thread baru nanti pasal SEA games eh. Ni penting untuk kita semua.

>>78405112
Pork meat is overrated, but holy fuck Bacon is extremely delicious. As a Muslim its the hardest thing for me to stop eating brother.

>>78454296
But bacon is also pork, no? Just the butt area.

>>78454180
Kita nak buat thread menghargai MKL

>>78454373
Apahal ckp pasal babi ngan MKL pulak. Lupa je la kan pasal perkara2 /asean/ yg buruk tu. Sekarang kita /nusantara/.

>>78453280
kys

>>78453280
Pengkhianat negara

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>>78454373
>suruh MKL bikin thread
Bacod anjing.
Dia itu kanker, gak perlu dikasih ati ntar dia juga ambil ampela.

>all these (You)s
hehe hadiah sebelum tidur

Jom pergi disko

>>78454651
Orang melakukan hal bodoh pertama kali, orang lain akan melakukannya nanti.
Gue bakal ketawa ngakak kalau besok si homo itu bikin /nusantara/ gegara lo nyuruh dia walau cuman bercanda.

>>78456018
>>78456018
>>78456018

MKL anjing babi

Tuhkan bener.
Udahlah bikin tritnya besok aja sampai trit itu mati.

>>78449714
>only two genders
fucking backward country

stop cyber bullying
kaya bener aja idup lo

>infix = an affix that is inserted within a root word and which creates a new word. An infix is usually placed into the root word after the first syllable of the root word. Infixes are rarely used in bahasa Indonesia.

wtf is this?

>>78457132
Can't speak bahasa, yes?