You have 10 seconds to act as Polish as possible.
>>78403812
zzcyzcycyyczzczczycyzzzcyzczyz
KURWAAAAAAAA *drinks vodka*
>>78403812
Kurwa
*drinks a case of beer with my 40y/o construction worker friends in our communal van in the parking lot outside the grocery store at noon*
im a 1/4 pole and fucking hate poland so mcuh
>>78403812
Kurwa
>gets genocided
KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
FUCKING RUSSIANS. KURWA.
>>78403812
me at work
>>78403812
hello my name is mauryzcwyzcy
Deja de shorar, deja de sufrir
Poland is definitely not Eastern Europe but Central Europe. Also very developed.
*gets partitioned*
GIBE US MONEI PLS EU!!
WTF RULES??? FUCK EU!!!! SCZSCZSCZ KURWA!!!
kurwa!
Pierdole, tak chlop za chlophem?!
haha kurwa cycyzyzycz am i being funny enough, my fellow redditors?
POLSKA ZE BEST KANTREE IN ZE WORLD! AY EM POLAK! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Dear Japanese
Do NOT come to my country
Jeszcze Polska nie zginela, Kiedy my zyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wziela, Szabla odbierzymy.
>>78404016
Nothing wrong with this.
>>78405306
t. John Kowalski
>>78403812
Kurwa anyatokk bylat
>>78403812
haha poland no immigrants germanie is fuckd :DDD
>>78404016
literally nothing wrong with that
>>78404026
ahaha now you know the pain
kurwa
*builds a highway with trees 1m from the roadside*
>>78410401
what
where
>>78403812
Raz sierpem, raz młotem
czerwoną hołotę
>>78410401
>Poland
>building a highway
kek
>>78410401
Literally nothing wrong with that
"Poland is the best country in the world and everywhere else is shit that's why I moved to another country"
*collects scrap metal to sell to a scrapyard*
>>78403812
Internet polish? well then
DUDE I HATE POLAND, LMAO.
*puts on hussar wings and charges around the room yelling some incomprehensible shit full of sz and cz sounds about how hungarians are his brothers *
oh and also kurwa and pierdole
>>78414698
10/10 I do this always after work.
Pshe kurva katyn lvóv smolensk
Vodka
KURWA
*finished toilet cleaning job, Drive to home with lada shitbox
*arrived at home
*Say KURWA during open the door
*Turn on computer
*Play Shitcher III or low price slavic game (Warthunder maybe) and Squatting down on his chair
*Shit up his game and Insulting russian player
*Fuck this shit game
*upload pic related in /bant/
Where did all the Jews go?
CYKA BLYAT
*steals German car*
*drives said car from civilized central Europe to undeveloped eastern European homeland*
*haha fuck Germany, criminal foreigners from middle east are destroying your country xDD*
>>78417375
>lada
>not polonez
>>78404479
nice gif Klaus. Can i save it for future shitposting?
>>78403812
we wuz sarmatians n shiet
HOL UP
*emigrates*
SO BE SAYIN
*steals car*
THAT WE
*receives EU money*
WUZ
*butthurt about Russia*
HUZZARZ AND SHIET
>>78403812
Just sing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH8FNChzwxc
Here's Polish-American:
>be fat
>drink beer constantly
>eat pierogies
>never shut up about Poland
>be fat
>>78403812
Wilno nasze
>>78418117
no, but you can easily do one for yourself by just filming you at work
kurwa mac
*buys a cheap vodka, a 6-pack of cheap beers, cheap cigs, 2 packs of spaghetti and cheap off-brand ketchup*
basically fuck everyone itt
i hope you all die from diarrhea
now give me the money
/thread
>>78403812
Hungary <3
>>78403812
masz jakis problem?
>>78403812
Fuck you Hans, fuck you Ivan and especially fuck you H*hol.
Btw, why are Lithuanians so mad at us?
Why do all Poles look so ashy and gross?
They dont even look like Slavs.
>>78429654
>Btw, why are Lithuanians so mad at us?
>>78429707
???