What's the blackest thing you've ever done?

banging starving white bitches

fugged a green-eyed blonde

>>78401343
Went to KFC

Fight with my dad

Fucked a wh*te girl.
She fetishized me, but whatever I still hit it.
I quit after she wanted me to start meeting her family.

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Blasted NWA on full with windows down while going over speed limit in my city

>>78401343
Became an engineer.

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>>78401343
Fucked blonde girls with daddy issues.

shot a couple of niggas
cut up some folk

>>78401432
Are you actually black

>>78401490
there are no blacks on 4chan, just american white cucks pretending

Nothing. I don't engage in boorish ape behavior

>>78401490
No, CHI.
I'm a lightskin mestizo, so I was light enough for her to not be intimidated by me, but dark enough/non-white looking enough for me to be "exotic".

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>>78401343
Ate KFC double down.
Stole my friend's 10cent eraser 20 years ago.
Smoke a Dunhill long time ago.
Sneaked out of curfew to watch the police dispose of WW2 300Kg jap shell.
Drove forklift and tractor into the road without license.
Am I bad enough dude to join gangstas in Detroit?
Peace is boring as hell.

>>78401568
Straight Outta Malaysia

>>78401543
So you're on Boorchan because?

Stretched out a qt pale white girls vagina

She'll never be the same

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>>78401552
Fellow Guero Mestizo here anon. To be Castizo is to be great.

>>78401343
>What's the blackest thing you've ever done?

I once listened to a rap song on Youtube. A friend recommended it to me, some DMX guy. I still feel dirty.

Watch network daytime television

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>>78401343
>>78401343
Be born.
t. Actual Black guy

>>78401343
I fucked your wife

>>78402116
Damn

I'm sorry man

>>78402116
PLEASE FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND

>smoked a shitton of weed
>dropped out of college
>grew, bought and resold the product
>dabbled in various other drugs
>borrowed an unlocked bike 'round midnight because I was too lazy to walk home
>DUI'd a few times but didn't get caught

fwiw, all of these crimes have expired & didn't take place here

>>78402116
Irl blacks are bros, some are the most kindest people I ever met
Don't take this place too seriously

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>>78401343
rolled mad blunts and drank a 40 ounce malt liquor. gets you fucked up.

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I enjoyed Taco Bell

>>78402208
Yeah, it's all just fun and fiction ;)