/cum/

Who's that?

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Herroo lard asses

>>78399453
Average Canadians

>>78399469
wish i was as chad as that guy

wtf I hate finland now

>>78399453
Jesus part II electric boogaloo

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I SAID IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY

Gfs?
I'm a fan.

haven't had a dream in a long time

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Need a bf lads

>>78399484
lol join us on reddit :D friend we got best memes there xD

will ddosing youtube teach them to make sure my videos never buffer?

>>78399519
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME LET ME GET WHAT I WANT, LORD KNOWS THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME

Fuck Ylilauta

>>78399533

no, but trading your dial up modem for better internet might

>>78399555
i have good internet. 35mb/s
it's been fucking garbage all night though. if it isnt 100% consistent all the time, someone should be skinned alive.

>>78399519
go to be earlier

Downloading hellblade senuas sacrifice. Hope it's as good as they say

>>78399589
it isn't

Im feeling a hopeless, fever dream type of depression

If you start smoking a lot of weed you won't remember or see any dreams. It dampens your R.E.M. mechanism

>>78399602
drink

>>78399612
>If you start smoking a lot of weed you won't remember or see any dreams
i don't smoke and only remember dreams if i take melatonin

Hades' Kale?
Not a fan.

>>78399519
I got a spooky dream last night where I was paralyzed partially. It sucks.

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>smoking satan's hashish

Business idea: Bring back public hangings, charge people 50 bucks a pop to watch, use the profits to drive off human rights groups

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>>78399599
Good thing I'm pirating it then

>>78399612
i rarely remember dreams anyway, smoking weed regularly wouldn't matter

>>78399671

and we can sue the countries chicano population as hangees

Hashish is already a drug, brainlet. How do you not get the joke?

>I pirate video games

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What nationality would you want your wife to be if she can't be /cum/?

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>>78399696
easy

>>78399677
actually that reminds me of a question i had

is it normal to not feel "restored" after sleeping? i don't think i ever woke up in the morning feeling good, and i always feel like i only napped for a few seconds

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>>78399696
Italian obviously

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Business idea:ban anime.

>>78399696

ukrainian or french

>>78399696
French or Italian.

>>78399721
Your hired

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>>78399696
>nationality

latina

>>78399721

*vetoes*

My goal is to breed away my Slav genes. Might even take on a WASP name to erase any trace of Slav.

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>>78399696
Jewish

cock

>>78399612
Real shit. Didn't have dreams for a good couple years when I was smoking daily. Started having really vivid dreams after I cleaned up that I could go lucid in really easily. Kind of miss them, only have a lucid dream once or twice a year now.

>>78399706
good taste

>>78399769
If you have a sister I would be willing to give her the BIAC (big italo-american cock)

>>78399781
you talk like a nigger, get some class

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do you like my lockscreen?

>>78399820
blow me you monkey-eating fuck

>>78399781
>Started having really vivid dreams after I cleaned up that
Same with being an alcoholic. Your brain doesn't go through the normal 1-4 stages, REM, repeat cycle that normal sleep has when your "passed out" asleep.

So on the nights I don't drink I have VERY vivid dreams, often disturbing

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Im so sorry for my brethren, you didnt have to see this. Please understand, we are in different dimension because decades of poisonoys shrooms, datura and alcohol.
Please help..

My line needs French blood.

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Who else here is a lazy piece of shit that drinks and vidyas

I know I'll go to hell for being shit

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>>78399696
Persian

>>78399900

I dont drink very often

How do we complete with black bulls?

>>78399851
post your puukko

>>78399496
Happy Birthday

I have French blood

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>>78399776
>tfw married to skinny jewess
I wish mine had curly hair like hers

Is the daily stormer still down?

>>78399981
French or Franco-Canadian?

i have french blood, not proud of it, idk why frenchies had to to fuck around here of all latin american countries

>>78400027
both

>>78400026
It was up this morning on an .ru domain but cloudfare won't protected it anymore so it got DOSS

for further updates try https://gab.ai/AndrewAnglin

AC: WW > PG

deb8 me

>>78400043
Québécois, Acadian, or other (e.g. Métis) ?

>>78400077
Fuck, when is it coming back?

>>78400105
hopefully never

>>78400096
Québécois

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Miriam Leone NEEDS to be BLACKED, she was quite literally built for BBC

>>78400111
Hello schlomo

>>78400105
probably a couple days

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Anyone here play Friday the 13th?

submitted my immigration application to Canada today lads.

Fuck this place

>>78400113
Reviens chez toi, homme québécois.

lmao at stormfags

>>78400141
hello overweight, unpopular white guy that's poorly adjusted

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need a snack with my beer t b h desu...

>>78400042
ils veulent les belles latinas. je les veux aussi peh

i have french and spanish blood and worst part is it's from recent old world immigrants

so disgusting, only my black admixture is new world i wanna kms

>>78400211
snack on this

*hands you almonds*

>>78400211
I was gonna watch it but then windjews kicked in at 10% and shut my computer off and I did something productive

>>78400199
Hello Tyrone, paco, Chang, schlomo, tree eagle Omaha Green leaf or Abdullah

no wonder i dont fit in here im not a true new worlder

>>78400238
most of my blood is old world blood that's been here a long time

>>78400261


I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>78400256
meant for >>78399110

How many girls have you talked to this week?

Me: none

>>78400274
what does semen taste like

>>78400274
Didn't read

>>78400293

does my mom and sister count?

>>78400301
read this; ..I..

who does this gross dominican fuck think he is

>>78400293
does my hot 28 year old professor count?

>>78400314
>>78400346
are they girls?

>>78400364
yes

>>78400346

post pics

>>78400364

do dorks count as girls?

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>want a kind, caring, sweet, chaste, traditional, qt European gf
>realize someone like this would never date me or any American man

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Am I white Caucasian? meaning complete descendent of a European Country

Gonna change my name to William Johnson.

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*thinks about the girl im going to bang this year*

>>78400384
>post pics
i won't but i did just look at her thesis/portfolio and it is some weird ass shit

>>78400437
haven't you been on here all day?

go outside weirdo

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>daily stormer

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>>78400387
>tfw

>>78400468
Only Jews get triggered by the daily stormer, they aren't kekistani shitters either in fact they hate each other

Are you desperate enough to bang a 3/10 girl?

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>>78400452
no, in fact i went hiking in the mountains today with some friends. what do you think?

Farts aren't smelling good buds

Think it's time to poop

>>78400492
That isn't a mountain

>>78400485
what's a 3/10
like season 1 leslie knope, or worse?

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>>78400485
>>78400523

I got an offer to work as translator to tourist here.

I need mostly to practice my speech.

pls reply to this with something you wanna know about redpill shit or simply make a question, I'll do a vocaroo to answer.

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>>78400484
Andrew, is that you?

>>78400535
ehh, that's above a 3

>>78400537
redpill me on violence in medellin. Is it truly a lawless city?

>>78400552
pablo keeps bombing shit so obviously

>>78400535
that's just a classic butterface, which makes her at least a 5/10

>mfw foreigners get confused with "know" and "now"

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>>78400549
wow, you have shit taste.

How about this dumpster goblin?

>>78400566
does it count if it's mostly the ears doing the negative work?

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>>78400539
Andrew is a good lad

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you can't learn english.

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>>78400575
easily above a 6/10
you probably think this a 3/10

>>78400586
très bon

>>78400575
Wtf she's cute fuck off chad

>>78399528
repent sodomite

>>78400590
oispa kaljaa
k
a
l
j
a
a

>>78400387
the grass isint greener here bud

the name of the game is lightworks

>>78400590
Oispattaa. Oispattaako sulla? Mulla oispatta aina.

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>>78400590
just threw up a little

how about this disgusting rat?

Holy moley, amirite?

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>>78400535
post more

>>78399696
Maybe norwegian or a slav of some sort

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MOMMY

>>78400635
I refuse to believe your women are as bad as ours.

>>78400642
>dyed hair

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>>78400673
got this sweet new webm for ya

>>78400642
why do blondes dye their hair like that? it's nasty

>>78400552
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GmAkIPoteb

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>>78400535
>>78400575
>>78400642
GET ME FOREIGN PUSSY

>>78400599
Bit late there friend.

my cat disappeared

/cum/ poker night when

>>78400726
See if it's here
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

>>78400724
how so its never too late to change your ways

>>78400705
maybe she was going for white or probably just has bad taste

>>78400704
the whole end of it was just paper wtf

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>>78400492
>i went hiking in the mountains
no you didn't

Anyone else here fat

>>78400774
no

>>78400774

just you, tubbs

Will my gf care if she finds out I'm gay?

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>>78400779
>>78400785
O-oh okay

>>78400789
Your comment defies logic

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>>78400762
>under 300 meter from closest road
Top kek for "forrests man"

>>78400774
Yes
t. 157lbs

>>78400774
30 lbs overweight

>>78400774
I have a beer gut, don't know if that counts.

>>78400774
overweight but not fat

Who here /leftwingconservative/?

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who knew 山's could upset people so much...

How can I find an american internet friend?

HATE fatties, tbqh

>>78400858
do u play starcraft broodwar

>>78400858
Hi

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>he's not a european at heart

>>78400815
The heck? Are you 4 feet tall?

>>78400858

make /cum/ buddies

>>78400886
What does that mean?

TOUCH MY JUICE AT YOUR DISCRETION
DONT TOUCH MY SHIT, BITCH

Are there any WWII movies involving Canada? All I know is Passchendaele which was WWI.

>>78400886
Stop posting that fat cat.

>>78400903
You don't identify with Americ*nism

>>78400886
Can a mestizo be ''european at heart''?

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I have a 3/4 full bottle of ranch dressing that expires in 9 days. What do?

>>78400869
No
>>78400870
Hi
>>78400897
No I want friends who I actually know instead of anonymous people

>>78400886
pystytka yrmata miina kun vaan lausun sanat miten ma ajatelen ne naytaa kirjotetu

my cat is downloading photoshop trial though creative cloud and cracking it after downloading, without activating the trial
who else is devish here

>>78400889
5'6

>>78400925

then move to america or your nearest american military base

Probably in germany

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>>78400886
>even american pets are overweight

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>>78400948
Tiny

White

Man

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>>78400945
My cat died yesterday.

>>78400981
shit, what was the cause

>>78400968
I'm not wh*te I'm Italian

>>78400979
What the fuck bugs lose some weight.

Yes I'm fat

6'2" 215lbs

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>5'6

cant decide which is worse

fat people or manlets

>>78401013
I'm both

currently watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNfOTyOBehM

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>ben shapiro

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>Im both

>utubecelebs

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>I'm not wh*te I'm Italian

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>E celebs

made some DAMN GOOD mac n' cheese

>>78401068
Italians are not white

Buds my farts smell awful

>manlet jewish neoconservative e-celebs

>>78400923
you can take the mesyizo out of the jungle
but yiu can never take the jungle out of the mestizo

Can I file charges against any C*n*di*n that misgenders me?

>>78401080
neither are americans tbqh hun

>>78401112
Yes I'm both, therefore doubly non white

>>78401098
Only if it happened in Canada and it was an "act of discrimination". So basically, yes. Day of the rake when?

>bleep bloop blorp glorp

>>78401080
The brown hordes will still take you down
>>78401093
That doesn't make sense

Time to go to Canada and have somebody call me pal.

>>78401132
I am the Brown horde tho

Do you hate your country? I kinda do to be honest.

>>78401171
Yes. I love what it could be tho.

>>78401171
>>78401183

kys, commies

give me something to talk about in a vocaroo.

>>78401171
yes

>>78401171
I only hate it because of minorities and women

this song pretty much sums it up https://youtu.be/uu5nGUOlt2Q

DO NOT MESS WITH ME

>>78401206
I knew you neo nazis were gay. Never seem them around women.

>I hate women

Requesting fedora pictures

>>78401124
yo me neither, im Finn
:D fucking niggers still

How much do you love your state?
I want independence to be honest.

>>78401171
Not really

>he hates a piece of dirt, some sand, a few rivers and some trees

50s-80s America = God tier
90s-2000s America = Okay tier
2000-2010 America = meh tier
2010+ America = shit tier

>>78401215
*messes with you*

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>>78401225
I would fight to defend it

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>Requesting fedora pictures

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>:D

>>78401225
you will have to fight the red states then, your senate seats are too important for you to leave

>>78401225
I don't care for it, and I'm trying to move.

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love being a lightweight drinker

>>78401228
But Mexico sucks though

>>78401225
My relationship with Virginia is, let's say, complicated.

Think I might shit myself tonight

>>78401285
post boibussy son

>>78401278
Thats why we should let calexit happen.

I'd rather fight for my state than my country.

t. Texan master race

>>78401225
who cares about states

>>78401315

its not going to happen, no matter how much those dumbfucks try

>>78401225
id like an independent new england
maybe tolerate jew york for the extra tax income

I just want California gone to be frank with you

Look up “Happy American Couple” on google images

The state and population of California should leave. The United States will keep the territory currently known as California, and the people can fuck off to Mexico.

>>78401329
Shut up gringo Calexit is happening and you wont be welcome there.

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>I just want California gone to be frank with you
>The state and population of California should leave. The United States will keep the territory currently known as California, and the people can fuck off to Mexico.

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why does he keep getting away with this?
i mean posting a whore whos getting blacked

>>78401351
Well see that's just annoying.

>>78401289
That's your opinion

the entire population of the us should be replaced with people from new england

Would trade California for Quebec

fuCC Drumfpth and FUCC wh*te peepo

>>78401402
I would trade California for North Korea if I was 'Murican.

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>>I just want California gone to be frank with you
>>The state and population of California should leave. The United States will keep the territory currently known as California, and the people can fuck off to Mexico.

California sucks

>>78401404
excellent post

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i wanna shoot my load in a grill t-b-h desu ne

>>78401422

YOU suck

>>78401399
That doesn't sound very good

>>78401404
well stated

We should annex British Columbia for Alaska and move all the Canadians out

>>78401422
the DC area is worse than most places in California

>>78401399
That's a bad idea.

>tfw 6' 181 lbs 12% body fat
Am I fat?

Always get the Brooklyn/Jersey/Boston accents mixed up

>>78401464
>>78401441
t. degenerate west coaster
t. bumpkin southerner
t. mexinigger

>>78401452
we should Alaska to BC because no one cares about Alaska

California women are the hottest in the country, haters gonna hate

>>78401468

according to bmi charts, yes

>>78401484

very true

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>people that don't have extrafags

>>78401395
That's everyone's opinion

>>78401479
I am none of those. I live in New England, and the people here are horrible.

>>78401506
maybe you should stop speaking french

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>>78401503
should i turn it on again?

>>78401504
It ain't as bad as you may think, honestly

Why does everyone call extraflags as redditflags?

>>78401512
I don't speak French.

>>78401513
You don't need to i'm going to bully you regardless of what province your from

>>78401521
because it's less anonymous
that makes you a reddit normie

Whatever happened to that Ottawaflag poster? Haven't seen him in a week.

>>78401503
Vanilla 4chan is best 4chan. Other opinions are objectively wrong.

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>>78401503
>people that have 4 flags

Jesus christ trump stop using twitter

Toronto is boring

>>78401496
>according to bmi charts, yes
lier bmi says 24.5 so normel, fag

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*takes a deep breath*

BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY

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>bullying the cute Ottawan
Stop that. Who's gonna dig our sewers if he offs himself?

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>people with 2 or less flags

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>>78401553
*bullies you to death*

Would off myself if I lived in a city

I only bully people that post anime pictures.

how do I choose a state to be a part of if I never grew up in one state

I would like to stick my dick inside an anime girl

Mexicans are based

CHI are subhuman mongrels

Moving to the burbs

anime posters should beat into the dirt

I love not having flags. You all have no idea where I'm from.

Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but ‼ NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First 1 thing that’s different ⁉ No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my 1 one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes 9 seasons I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING ‼ SZECHUAN SAUCE FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY

Make new thread pls

>>78401609
where u from sempai

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>>78399439
I just want a girl who like me for who i am.