how can i get a brazilian gf?

>>78398715

Show your passport, speak only in english, and pretend being rich

Just come here, yes, it is that easy

>>78398715
I hope she has a cute cock

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>>78399146
can i find one that looks like this?
do i need to know how to dance?
or know any portuguese it all?
is it really that easy?

With due respect for our brazilian cousins, the ones that come here cuck the portuguese husbands, and are welfare queens / gold diggers and divorce, alimony. Probably depends of valours that they carry and socialeconomic status of each one.

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>>78399710
mandatory - pinto da costa image

>>78399247
if you care more about body than face you will find what you are looking for very quickly
>>78399710
diaspora is always garbage

offer a green card

you tell me

>>78400309
defiantly don't do that also she will want to move back to Brasil if she's not a gold digger becuase brs love their families and want to be near by
Happens to most of the guys who get with Br girls and they hate being in Brazil but their wives refuse to leave
Brazilians are not Philippinos

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>>78398715
DO NOT GET A BRAZILIAN GIRLFRIEND
TRUST ME
DO NOT DATE THEM
FUCK THEM
FUCK THEM AND LEAVE THEM
I AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
THEIR BODY COUNT IS MASSIVE, THEY ARE ALL WHORES
THEY WILL KEK YOU THE FIRST CHANCE

>>78400559
this. my pops cheated on my mom with brazilian women. they're all home-wreckers

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>>78400576
the brazilian girl i dated was the home wrecker of my 4 year relationship. Like it was lit and she was great at blowjobs and riding, but no, its not worth it OP

OP
FUCK. THEM. AND. LEAVE.

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>>78400601
All is worth it, if your soul isn't small

>>78399247

What do I do when sex is not enough and I desire absolute control of this whore's body?

>>78400710
then you dungoofed and falled in deep. wake up son! they are literally cocktraps!

>>78400710
wait a bit, science surely will make it that you can remake your body into looking like that :^)

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>>78400710
shes brazilian, you will absolute control of her body if you fuck her and treat her like garbage

why 4chan is full of edgy and liars? i have been with lots brs with big bunda and they are not whores

>>78400846
O unico mentiroso aqui e voce. Pare. Estou tentando salva a vida dele

>>78400914
ñ voçé

>>78400555
>Brazilians are not Philippinos
hahahah
yeah, right

>>78400988
Well we are not from the philippines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoLES9wUs0w
O_O

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is it hard to get work visa to Brasil?

i have 140k USD, will i be considered rich there?

>>78400576
>>78400601
It's because here in Brazil, if a woman steals the man from another woman, this means she has power and is an alpha female. This is very normal in Brazil.

>>78398715
You don't. Brazilian women are shallow, idiotic, treacherous and materialistic. Just fuck them and move on.

>>78399816
>pinto da costa
>literally benis of the back
some tugas got funny names
and I thought that Jacinto Pinto Aquino Rego was funnier
or even H. Romeu Pinto
holy shit, am I back to the junior high again? lmao

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>>78402540
>Brazillian women are pack animals

>>78402634
tfw you will never be attacked by a pack of brazilian women

>>78402540
Yup. Brazilian women aren't stupid. They're clever snakes that use you for your money or body and then leave you when they feel like it.

>>78402380
>is it hard to get work visa to Brasil?
impossible

>>78402380
a god.

>>78401009
Brazil is the phillipines of Latin world though

>>78400559

True they are some of the nastiest gold diggers.

Most anons here get it.
Fuck the pussy and move on.

>>78400846

Why are you so fucking beta?

>2017
>making propaganda of women