/brit/

打倒反动派!

idiot lefty girl at my internship got offended when i said they eat cats and dogs in china

cute boyz
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502716371611.webm

>>78391934
good post

My favourite anime films are The Girl That Leapt Through Time and 5 Centimeters Per Second.

Love a bit of the emotional stuff me haha xx

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Did you follow Lei Feng's good example today /brit/?

>>78391926
she's right though

>>78388512
>>78388512
>>78388512
>>78388512
>>78388512
>>78388512
we're STILL in here

ah yes literal A-level students, no wonder we have these communist spastics everywhere

Sigh...

Summer

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anyone watch this as a kid?

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this isn't worth curry.

>>78391950
you mean did i do nothing and then get squashed by a lamppost 3 years after joining an administrative branch of the army and then having my name attached to a forged """diary""" cooked up by commie propaganda experts?

no i did not

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meditating on this

>>78391988
>Now he looks like a curry
poetry

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Going through pics of the ex gf and I

[spoiler]from 2013[/spoiler]

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FUCKS SAKE LADS THE ACCAS FUCKED
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ARSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78392000
rude

>>78391955
fuck off gook

>>78391988
if acid actually does that for free then sign me up desu

worrying increase in homeless

think leftypol may have been right

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>>78391988
those bloody muslims!

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anime

>>78392040
I do that and we broke up in 2009. I'm currently engaged.

QUITE a fan of this one party system idea lads

just LOOK at the progress china has made in the past decade, beijing is literally more developed than London now(and without all the pakis haha xx)

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Need a brown 2d gf, pronto

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anime

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*tells you a joke*

making diner

What's your favourite;

Joe Rogan podcast
This Week In Stupid
Anthony Fantano review

>>78392087
she was my favourite new game! haha

even my own mum thinks I'm a nonce now

>>78392075
has a lot of chinese people though I bet lad
wahey

>>78392062
mentioned this to my dad

he said that while the increase in homeless were due to Tory social policy, it wasnt that they didnt exist under Labour but that they were out of sight, in "help centres" that are so hellish theyre just as bad as the streets

my dads a member of the Order of St Barnabus and does a lot of hobowork so i reckon he knows what hes talking about

>>78392106
what did you do lad?

>>78391955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_tiger_phoenix
it's not an actual tiger in the soup

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>>78392087
>>78392092

>>78392080
>old fiver
dropped

>>78392096
The old lady said WHAT?!?!?! hhahahahahaha only young people say THOSE things!

>>78392102
never listened to any of them to be quite honest with you

>>78392075
L O W I Q

>>78392111

(((ah yes)))

>>78392128
exactly, not all chinese people are cantonese

starving, but people are banging about in the kitchen, so it's most likely blocked

literally dont care about homeless people one bit

all of em are fucking smackheads, rocking back and forth like me nan on her chair

not bothered, like my least favourite charitable cause besides african ones

will always give a quid for the cancer shitters though

Applied for a mortgage today.

40 year term, 2 year fixed

>>78392124
shagged a kid

love chelmsford
hate london

>>78392102
genuinely dont understand Anthony Fantano's appeal, he is just a random guy with an opinion on broad musics. He doesn't have a particularly specualised or instructive knowledge. You might as well ask your mate to give you his thoughts on some random album, at least you know that guy.

>>78392177
sounds pretty noncey lad

>>78392190
its for people with no mates

love fannies
hate willies

love china
hate england

not a chink, just don't like england, simple as

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>>78392200

>>78392214
bizzare

>>78392210
horrendous post

>>78392153
Roughly 20 million dogs are killed for consumption each year, making China the world's largest consumer of dog meat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat#People.27s_Republic_of_China

>>78392124
nothing just my little sister making up some bullshit about me coming into her room at night
she's a fucking liar

This thread is boring me

>>78392221
who are those people

love willies
hate fannies

stop talking about china

STOP TALKING ABOUT CHINA

REEEEEE

>>78392210
bet you have one though, hypocrite

>>78392247
>those

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>>78392231

love fannies
quite like willies too but not as much

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anyone got any statistics to back up the claim that acid attacks are mostly carried out by muslims?

>>78392111
>outrageous headline and subtitle
>goldstein

/pol/ made this but recognising this won't stop runtoids like you allowing this to colour your percpetion of the world around you.

overcome with digust when im in public places

everyone dresses like absolute shit and looks like a total mong

sick of it

first reply decides it I roll a spliff

if china were nuked tomorrow the world would be a slightly better place
just reading about bile farming and shark finning made me feel sick

>>78392288
no

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>>78392256

>>78392287
agree (altho includes me as wel). this is part of why I live in London though at least there higher % of attractive/well dressed people than anywhere else in this country

>>78392283
Read somewhere they're mostly carried out by white working class people.

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>overcome with digust when im in public places

>everyone dresses like absolute shit and looks like a total mong

>sick of it

>>78392221
>russian gets a nose job and probably some other plastic surgery and looks like a girl

woah

>>78392231
just keep reading the whole article

dog eating will not be a thing for china anymore then we can be free of this absurd curse

>>78392271
slanty gook

>>78392283
>>78392287
Best posts thus far.
Righties need to shut the fuck up

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>>78392287

>>78392309
it would take a lot of nukes to nuke china out of existence, all the fallout would probably make the world a worse place

>>78392283
do you ever see acid for sale in paki shops? no. that's cause they're too busy using it during acid attacks

>>78392311
hahaha I fucking lied
rolling a spliff and there's nothing you can do about it

>>78392285
nothing gets past you sherlock

>>78392287
how do you dress generally?

>>78392345
feel a bit betrayed if I'm honest here

>>78392305
this is a blue board you sick little cunt

>>78391964
>'fuck the well educated'
You lot are just parroting tabloids at this point.

hate china
slightly dislike england
love hong kong

i am a tortured soul

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>>78392357
yesterdays outfit

>dude chinks eat dogs lmao

hmm no
they only eat dogs really in guangxi, hainan and guangdong
(and I suppose korea and some other asian countries)
most of china doesn't eat dogs, and the younger generations generally try to eat a more western meat diet anyway

>>78392287
unironically move to london
you will feel happier in one of the fashion centres of the world - i see intimidatingly fashionable people around Oxford Circus/Carnaby Street all the time

>>78392102
genuinely don't get the point of watching This Week In Stupid.

Sargon is literally just a random fat neckbeard, not exactly an expert of social affairs (although his appeals to reasons and logic might lead some to think otherwise). This Week In Stupid is literally just watching him yell about stupid SJW shit that happens in America which has no bearing on anyone's life.

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Ahhhhh yes, Canada.

>>78392411
F A L S E F L A G G E R S

I ate dog in vietnam

met a qt on tinder and she took me on her scooter to a dog restaurant then I got drunk and rode the scooter home with her on the back

good fun

>British general
>Filled with slants, Communist teenagers and septics
Think I'll be giving this one a miss

>>78392425
cringe

>>78392393
Don't recall asking

>>78392425
ah yes the mentally ill londoners

>>78392353
Sorry la but there is unironically a portion of this thread that basis its world view of infographs and newspaper article headlines.

>>78392425
yeah mate im sure them bin bags those fat somalis wear and that jd sports autumn collection are real trendsetters

>>78392450
i have literally never seen a welldressed german

make of this factoid what you will

>>78392447
we are all british in this general

New leftypol tactic:

Label all Jewish news articles/lefties on facebook as '/pol/ false flags'

>>78392446
did you fuck her?

>>78392439
Why is Genderqueer and Demisexual allowed to relegate the letters that were there before them? Fucking bigotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yW7w8F2TVA


is this /brit/core?

>>78392446
There are extremely high levels of people who end up as road kill who did the same as you in Thailand.

>>78392474
i said Oxford Circus not Tottenham Hale you daft cunt

Can't believe the chinese paid Hiro £1.6 billion for this general, really can't see what they hope to gain from it

឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ /⌒ヽ
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឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴＿ノ ヽ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ノ ＼＿
`/឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴`/ ⌒Y⌒ Y឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ヽ
( ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴(三ヽ人឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ /឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴|
|឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿>､＿＿_/
឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ |( 王 ﾉ〈
឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ
឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴/឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ヽ_/឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ |
឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ |឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴/
You mirin?

OOOH ARR CITY FOLKS STAY OUTTA MOI FARM OR I'LL SHOOT YA WITH MOI SHOTGUN!

>>78392482
some of them are though?

/pol/ could be a lot more subtle about it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056

http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056

http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721056

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You arrive in Middlesbrough...

London is fucking beautiful

>>78392484
no, vietnamese girls are quite prudish, had to coax a kiss out of her on the second date

>>78392493
no sweaty cos I'm not a retard and you have to wear a helmet in nam x

>>78392546
YES

>>78392546
TIGHTS

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>>78392547
*takes my hover craft to the nearest nourishment-refill station to get a fresh parmo*

>>78392547
always gets me cacklin'

>>78392582
hovercraft for water tho

>>78392547
did I go to 20000 AD?

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The gf

>>78392547
>all the paki rape gangs solicit their girls in hover taxis

What an age we live in

have a theory

>>78392575
t.ugloid

>>78392601
*crosses the tees*

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKYivs6ZLZk

literally me

>>78392616
There have never been any wars or violence in black towns/cities/countries

who else /putheretoputfearinfaggotswhosprayfaygorootbeerandcallthemselvesclowscostheylookqueer/?

Lol xD Impoverished shithole with a 3D rendering of a futuristic city next to it xD fresh meme haven't seen this one before!!!!

>>78392626
prove it with no more than basic maths

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BIG kots

>>78392615
qt

>>78392616
imagining the world being ran by brown people is a terrifying thought

>>78392674
is that pregnant?

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you arise from your sleep in the capital of essex

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You arrive in Edinburgh

>>78392674
*punches it*

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>>78392312
BLEACHED

Things I hate:
>Nazis

Things I love:
>Ethnonationalism

>>78392649
settle down rorke, we're having a nice time

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Needs updating

>>78392649
slim anus?

damn right slim anus

ethnicity is not real.

>>78392693
post one of the images about the other one - the slaphead african fella

hes much more laughable

>>78392649
>clows
so close

my gf is not real

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you arrive in london

>>78392728
Why are rorkes so obsessed with Pakis raping kids lmao

i invented the 'you arrive in x' meme

>>78392689
nuuk is fucking AESTHETIC

>>78392774
sick mate, put it on your cv.

>>78392774
WE'VE GOT A CELEBRITY IN THE THREAD

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The year is 2020. You arise from cryo-stasis to find android sex workers dancing seductively in cages above you in the cyberslums of Greenville, South Carolina

>>78392770
jealousy

>>78392774
put it on your personal statement

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You arrive in London

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>it's that night of the week when rorke works on his brown people rape list

Went to a big art gallery
Basically everything made after 1800 is trash and already resembling modernism

Paintings from 1500 are really detailed and nice

>>78392770
Because they are organized gangs kidnapping and raping British girls with near impunity for decades. What is reported is just the tip of the iceberg

>>78392810
ruined the gimmick, nobody gets the reference
>>>/int/cum

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>>78392831

i created the "bane" meme

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*blocks your path*

>>78392833
tell us more about your investigations lad

>>78392774
no you didn't, its been an /int/ meme for about 4-5 years

I am Bane

>>78392810
>greenville
what the fuck is this
i have no idea whether this is meant to be taking the piss or not
fuck OFF

>>78392864
yeh i know. i invented it.

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doing a read

what's that song where it goes
la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la laa laa la
laaa la laaa looooloooo

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You arrive in A Coruña

>>78392859
me levitating in left background picture

do escorts offer sex lessons? gonna be doing the ol' GF search soon, but don't want to be a 1 pump chump

i invented eggposting. my gift to the world. my legacy.

>>78392860
pakis did it

>>78392831
this art lark isn't for you lad

>>78392883
Cigarette Daydreams

>>78392896
If you're paying they'll do what ever you want unless it's on their list of won't do's.

>>78392876
Is that a light novel

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>>78392847
>baneposting is nearly 6 years old

>>78392883
darude - sandstorm

>>78392876
doesn't priapus mean you can't get it up or something?

conference pear

i actually made a very very common gimmick about a year ago can't for the life of me remember what it is
defo started "shan't be reading this post" but i used to use it for when i was in an argument, not when it was too long

>>78392883
arctic monkeys but forgot song

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>>78392868

eating a wagon wheel

made diner

/brit/ achievements? let me see:

I am the first person to ever abbreviate To Be Honest.
I originally petitioned moot to get flags on /int/ so that generals could be effectively regulated
I refined the art of @ posting

the list goes on.

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You arrive in Rotterdam city centre

>>78392948
roman god of erections i believe
saw some mosaics of him when i visited Herculaneum

>>78392974
are they as crap as i remember?

>>78392948
a priapism is an erection that lasts for longer than 4 hours

never invented a gimmick
what's it like?

>>78392963
not an argument?

>>78392883
>>78392964
mad sounds - arctic monkeys
don't care if was a joke p*ss off

evening lads x

>>78393009
it's not even real chocolate, it says chocolate flavour coating on the label. filth.

>>78392974
*rubs your tummy*

>>78393012
>>78393006
never realized how little i cared about the answer to a question i've asked

Need a good workout song I can listen to while not working out

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>"L-l-look Morty, if you want to believe that the Holocaust is the most horrific *burp* chapter of human history then you have a to learn. Y-y-you really think that 6 million Jews actually *burp* died in German camps when there weren't even that many Jews in Germany at the time? W-what? You think Hitler just bussed them in from around the world while trying to fight a war on two fronts at the same time? Think for your-*burp*-self Morty you sheep, I'm gonna go take a shit."
What did he mean by this?

>>78393044
alri la?

>>78393009
I like em

roody poo candy ass newt gingrich

>>78393006
HATE ducks
hate em

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you are now thirsty

>>78393057
no wai

>>78393062
thats a shame

Anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme?

>>78392839
>>78392871
i think i did a good job and if i said a british city you'd think it was funny.

there are 2 people on brit

the quickwits who mock, and the industrious bravehearts who blogpost and provide the material for the other half to mock

myself? i am neither - a shadow, if you will, melding seamlessly into the back of each thread as a silent observer

>>78393100
i invented that

I invented the cuckio meme, nobody seems to remember it though

>>78393100
yeh i do. i invented it.

>>78393116
not
a
pixel

>>78393116
Well then there are 3 people on brit

>>78393116
sound like a blogger to me

>>78393103
yes it was well written
so why didn't you? why would i know about bumfuck nowhere in the states

have a zuck on my zipple

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O rly? (owl)
Ya rly (owl)
no wai (owl)
wai (owl)

>>78393103
yeah but you're in /brit/ so nobody has ever heard of "Greenville, South Carolina" in their life

>>78393072
never had this

>>78393116
posh oxford cunt

The Cuckio Meme:
"Lest We Forget..."

reckon i might knuckle down and try to find a nice bf before 2017 is out, tired of casual bummings

>>78393205
bender

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>>78393148
>>78393151
>>78393142
>>78393197

...they bleat innocently.

little do they suspect the parts i have laid out in my careful machinations and schemes for them, neither the infinite depths of my complexity...

Would love to have a bf but I'm not gay :(

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>>78393205
>bf for 6 years now

>>78393224
alri god haha

>>78393116
me the latter

just had second wank of the day
relatives came over and asked if I was still unemployed
went back to my room

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Gonna make a British culture related NEW so don't fuck it up lads

>>78393205
literally me last year
best of luck lad, my longest stint with a bf only lasted 2 months

relationships are hard

>>78393245
have unironically heard this exact line from a guy i shagged

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Only once your Mind and Soul has transcended to the being of High Rorke, will your know internal peace and refuge.

O, Lord! Carrieth for me to my last breath.

why are there so many fags on /brit/ srs

is it harder to hold down a relationship as a homersexual?

>>78393301
give me a kiss and I'll tell you

>>78393301
4chan has lots of homosexuals

shant be posting in the yank thread

honestly hate battyboys makes my stomach turn

fuck off

London's regressed to the victorian era, without the glamour. It's a huge, overpriced slum that people clamour to live in

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lmao

>irish roads

>>78393301
young people are more sexually liberal and liable to experiment

>>78393316
hold down? dont think so.
start? emphatically yes

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>yanks microwave water

>>78393301
>fags
Fudge off yankee

>>78393301
brit has always been a sissy general

>>78393342
the west british are strange people

>>78393356
How else are they supposed to get hot water? The toaster oven would be fucking dangerous

>>78393346
>go on to grindr
>fancy a bum?
>meet up

Yeah really hard.

need a formal bumming

london would be beautiful if there was ~2 million less non-whites

take me hooome
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sue

>>78393408
True

>>78393395
FWB =/= relationships

i have tons of fwbs, but they just arent the same as bfs

cultural marxism

>>78393447
>>78393447
>>78393447
NEW

>>78393447
>>78393447
>>78393447
NEW

>>78393427
>>78393427
>>78393427

NEW

>>78393418
need to spaff on her face

>i have tons of fwbs
degenerate

>>78393342
sorry I don't recognise this border

>>78393475
wherve you been

>>78392958
can't bring myself to watch the new series

>>78393458
>>78393459
State

>>78393459
Using this one

>>78393166
*almost chokes on pint*

MUSLAMIC COMMUNISM???

>>78393157
>>78393183
brit is an american general, and we will not be silenced any longer