You have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible.

>>78391048
Sick cunt, cunt.

*Blinks from the bottom up*

*pisses in his own mouth*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*breathes in and out at the same time

*gets stung by a fish*
*dies*

Oi, shut your yapper ya yankee cunt

>>78391306
Crikey, mate

Oi, let's crack open a Crown Lager and listen to Back In Black, eh, m8ties?

ching mao ling bing

>>78391048
Can't be fucked mate, not cut out for hard yakka.

Oi crickey mate thassum proper sick shit cunt

Boy, I do hate seeing my wife and daughter go to Bali just to get their cunts get pounded by brown manlet gigolos. Why I here busy fending off crocodiles, snakes, spiders, emus, kangaroos, koalas, abos from killing me.

万岁共产党的英明领导!

>>78391048
Alright see, I'm just here for the sightseeing, yeah? I swear she looked at least 17. Pardon? Oh yeah it's my first time in Bali yeah

>>78391704
>meanwhile in a parallel universe

Just installed the Australian service pack for Windows, mates. Now I can save AND save as!

>>78391704
Anon has a fantastic imagination.

I'm gonna join the army and become a digger. Just need a sex change first now that men are banned from joining the rooty tooty shooty business. Do you think I'll look good in a tutu honey? *flicks wrist*

>>78391048
oi im jim jefferies and im about to speak down on america

>>78393754
Forgot where you celebrate Christmas in the summertime. LOLOLOLOL.

>>78391048
Et lad what's Up?

"drifts in a holden"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tFESDCz7Zw

>>78391048
*uses crystal meth*

>>78397714
This place is literally Jurassic Park, I swear.

>>78391048
OI, WHO YOU LOOKIN AT YE CUNT

>>78397714
man that was awesome

>>78391048
中国最好的国家。

"Oy Good Die"

>>78391048
Wtf I hate the royal family now

"Yer a foikin' ciggy butt brain ya cunt"

Yes hello

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Oi, cheeky cunt

>>78391048
ow many dollarydoos for a knoife?

>>78401051
Do Australians really hate the queen?
I've been watching some Aussie youtuber and he says "fuck the queen" a lot, but I thought it was just a joke?

>286 ms

AIM A BLAKK WOMAN AN U SAK MAIH KOK WHAT AR YU GAYE?

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STREEEEUUUUTH CUNTS

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>>78391048

*destabilizes dangerous globalists*

CRIKEY, A STINGRAY GOT ME.

*Loses to an emu*

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hello I'm barnaby joyce

*gets a gook*

Time for a few thousand shitposts on 4chan.

>>78391048
*posts an easter toad*

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>>78403910

>>78403813
You still have 9 seconds left.

>>78403813
Canada has surpassed them for shitposting.

Oh whoops apparently I have NZ citizenship aha

>>78403956
Incoming celebration: 226 days, 23 hours, 32 minutes
Status: Americans still don't celebrate

>>78404433
>american """"education""""

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>>78404455

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>>78404489
Celebrate what?

>inject serum to save myself from snake bite

*be irrelevant in the modern stage of world powers*

>>78393920
he's fucking shit but at least he can be self-deprecating

vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI

>>78402219
no, almost everyone is indifferent

aw yeh! aw yeh yeh! fkin' sausages !

>>78391755
Never heard of female sex tourism in bali Indonesia?

>>78391048
throw another shrimp on the barbie m88 xDDDDDDDDD

OI WADIYATALKINABYEET

mistah proime ministah

>>78391048
No, fuck off

>>78402219
Most people are indifferent but I've recently gotten in with a bunch of Irish people and they hate the fuckers

>>78391755
To be fair, sex tourism is big in Bali.
But it's almost entirely degenerate old men and pedos.

>>78402219
Most people just don't give a shit.

>>78391048
"what a lovely day!"

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easter?

>>78391048
Sheila wheres my meth cunt.

MACCA

'ands off the sheila cunt