/brit/

caralad

the accas are looking good so far lads x

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When duty calls me I must go
To stand and face another foe
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away

O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands we obey
Over the hills and far away

If I should fall to rise no more
As many comrades did before
Then ask the fifes and drums to play
Over the hills and far away

O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away

Then fall in lads behind the drum
With colours blazing like the sun
Along the road to come what may
Over the hills and far away

O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away

really worried that people dislike me rather than ignoring me but are too polite to say

>>78390289
There's a subreddit for that.

>>78390346
what are you waiting on?

>>78390354
oh fuck off posh oxford cunt

>20:30
>bored out my nut

might just go to bed

Solihull and Failsworth are the greatest areas in the country, if not the world

This wold needs another plague.

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deconstructing jewishness

>>78390265
what gets me is how most of them are still semis

>>78390354
Sharpe made that war look like a right laugh but I bet really it was rough as fuck.

>>78390366
that would give away my strategy :p

any libtard numale cuckman in?

>>78390384
night

>>78390341
Is dead

woke up at about 6pm then wanked for long time

do any supermarkets sell chocolate covered cashews? Peanuts are shite

what do with sticky ching leds?

test cricket

>>78390384
What do you wanna talk about? :3

good luck to a level lads for tomorrow :3 x

>>78390436
oh yeah over what?

usually wank every but haven't since Sunday

>>78390438
you could just buy a bag of plain cashews and a bar of cheap chocolate, microwave the chocolate then dump the cashews in

t. expert

>>78390449
>>78390440
>>78390438
is god not answering your prayers?

i think it is about time for dinner no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

>>78390479
not until you answer my prior question

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>>78390438
Peanuts are alright in bar form, like Snickers or those Nature Valley bars that are peanut based.

When was the last time you had a walnut whip? Haven't seen one in decades. Probably because it looked like a pile of shit. Remember it being nice though.

>>78390479
just had mine. now time for a tasty spliff.

>>78390353
i unfriended and blocked everyone i knew from high school the day i finished school aha

want a clean start and a new me at uni, dont want them to be a tempting crutch for me to lean on OR a reminder of what i used to be (a mong)

>>78390468
thought about this but they will all stick together and I live in a houseshare so one of the fat cunts in the house would scoff them then deny all knowledge

hate fats I do, might heem him when I get in for being fat

>>78390451
never really understood people saying "good luck" when it comes to exam results

the results are predetermined, no amount of luck will change them at this point

>>78390528
Pics

>>78390479
eating microwaved chicken and rice for the 17th day in a row

>>78390451
thanks lad

>>78390523
walnut whips are fucking amazing. i always took the nut off though. hate it.

haha lads weeeeed xD

>>78390536
autism

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need some good music to listen to while I walk through my 99+% white neighbourhood and it's raining lightly and the light is fading

was thinking untrue by burial

nothing interesting has happened in tim's videos for a while

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there's also another housing estate being built by "lancet homes", which is right next to a canal, tesco and reasonably busy road
all built where an old mill used to be

>>78390530
i had a gf in highschool who loved my mongishness. i think i was a cringey twat but she thought i was cute. try not to close yourself off too much or you will find it hard to open back up

>>78390536
This is something my semi-autistic mate would say

>>78388512
Who is that poof on right again

>>78390561
nerd

>>78390565
Burial's a good choice, i like listening to animal collective and pretending i'm mentally stable enough to take psychedelics

>>78390565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztbyhAJNtk
>>78390536
i tell them i'm sending my atheist prayers

the audacity of certain people

>>78390565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kOchb8cGg

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Is she /ourgirl/?

>normies find out about ironic power rankings

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4788336/Oxford-student-controversially-ranks-British-crisp-brands.html

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you depart the greenbelt

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>>78390565
Good album

Also pic related

>>78390624
women aren't property x

>>78390513
https://xhamster.com/videos/busty-blonde-fucks-pool-boy-with-daddy-home-8075182
https://xhamster.com/videos/compilation-langues-expertes-8119515
https://xhamster.com/videos/german-teen-hotel-nachbarin-outdoor-anal-gefickt-pov-8099879
https://xhamster.com/videos/old-young-big-tits-teen-gives-titjob-and-gets-facial-cumshot-8105046

interpol went shit after antics

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>>78390648
>surrrrpppprrriiiiisssseeee sometimes
>will come round

>>78390653
tell that to the muzzies

>>78390634
the venerable daily mail

>>78390634
great so now everybody irl is going to purposefully start being a cunt and shitting on each others opinions because it's 'funny'

>>78390686
El Pintor was alright

>>78390664
blimey

Fuck the urbanites, greenbelt for life

>>78390678
realizing how unattractive skellymode people are in motion just explained the last 5 years of my life.

>>78390686
isn't interpol cripple chan pol's boogeyman? i went there and it was like s4s except dead, and unfunny

Did the man hit the ball with the stick?

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any radical centrist man in

yank hours around 3am to 6am are very comfy x

>>78390736
excuse me?

>>78390744
I'll hit you with stick if you don't get your knickers on and make me a brew.

>>78390678
cute bum, would forcefeed
>>78390758
they're grim

>>78390780
Don't talk to me like that or I'll get an errection

>>78390735
she's just a shit dancer

>>78390758
youre the comfy one x

>rhotic accents from the british isles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T8A89jgeTI

explain yourselves

DEFINITELY going to be posting student room failures in a levels here throughout tomorrow

Tesco delivery in approx. 20 minutes lads. Always a bit exciting. Hope it's the lad who keeps calling me "bud."

"Cheers bud," he says.

>>78390692
>I will surprise you sometime
>I'll come around
>when you're down

THE QUEEN'S JUST DIED

reminder that leftypol are everywhere and you should remain vigilant at all times

student room is unironically entirely filled with mental retards and a few insecure average people who brag about their superiority to the mongs to make themselves feel better

remember looking at the student rooms toprated example Personal Statements and howling with laughter when i did my applications

>>78390851
Don't care

>>78390851
Imagine if it was true and this is how you found out.

>student room

bog sim his sargon

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wagwan

>>78390818
please do lad, I find it very funny to see how upset runts get when the do fuck all work and make a mess of things. Not that I did any work and I still got 2a* and 2 a's but I'm not a brainlet aha

any other exeter man in

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>>78390606
you should take some and watch oddsac

Don't understand programming at all, it's just a load of x's and brackets desu. Lucky there's loads of people who want to do it who aren't me.

cock is pulsating, hand twitching ever closer, chastity belt straining under the blood being forced into it's tight chamber. a single bead of drips off my jaw, landing into my bare thigh with a miniscule slap.

got my results the other day:
D* D* D*
so proud :)

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I read this thread and it seems awful, personal blog posts and EPIC MEMES XD all around

what the fuck guys? "I TOOK A SHIT" "tesco delivery comin soon", etc. Fucking get a grip you fat fucks.

fucking disgraceful

Any Rasheeds in tonight?

>>78390907
alright g

>>78390907
mentioned

Get ready for the yearly complaint that the exams are getting easier every year. Considering how long they have been whining about it, surely everyone gets an A* for just turning up by now?

>>78390907
I've heard plymouth is actually an alright place

>>78390927
Once you get your head around it most of its not that hard and most jobs don't need you to do all the fancy theory stuff

Might get booze again tonight. I'm off the wagon. Made me feel like utter shit last time though. It was the first time in ages (3 months). I had 3 bottles of wine, 15 cans (5%) and a 35cl of vodka with energy drink. Might've been because it was Friday night but /brit/ seemed about 300% better than usual.

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>millions
The ole' hebe is going senile I reckon

the idea of a woman calling a man a coward
what exactly does she know about bravery
she doesnt hold a single conviction in her heart
she merely adopts the prevailing ideology that will achieve social acceptance the easiest
in another time and place she would be hitlers bride
in another time and place she would be ghengis khan's concubine
in another time and place she would be demanding segregation in schools
she doesnt know anything
she doesnt feel anything
her life is a joke and somehow she has convinced herself shes the brave one
shes just another empty headed NPC shitting up the server

Pineapple making cum taste different is a complete meme. Mine doesn't fluctuate in taste whether I have a lot of it or not desu.

unironically got DUUUU first try at AS
duuuuuuuhhh haha

>disingenuous
hate it when people use this word

>>78390937
you dont appreciate the subtle undercurrent beneath these posts

there is the constant cut and thrust of barely hinted at ideas and even abstract ideals, operating at a higher level than most can even imagine let alone interpret

>>78390956
dont belive you drank that much in one night
sorry

>>78390945
>>78390946
lads
>>78390953
yeah its alri

why are people so mad at trump now?

>>78390867
quite the likely scenario if i'm honest

>>78390975
millions fought in the war

Unironically had a mental break down and dropped out of my A levels 2 years ago haha

Girl told me my cum tasted of asparagus the other night, I thought it was a meme.

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>>78390937
t.

what party is trump running for?
labour?
tory?

>>78390975
>americans fought and died to defeat naziism
ah no
you mean the americans who fought to protect europe from the communists?
or perhaps the americans who fought japan?

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Miss me yet?

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if the queen just never died, i wonder how long it would take for people to get suspicious

when she turned 120? 150? 200???

>>78391033
Would likely be UKIP

>>78390937
I fucking love reading about tescos deliveries though

>>78391027
thought about getting back into it laddo?

>time to buy textbooks and supplies for uni
>w/e, should be cheap if i rent everything
>$150 for a paperback textbook that can only be bought new at the university book store
>$50 each for two lab textbooks that can only be bought new at the university book store
>one book i can rent for $30
>but i have to buy an access code for $180 to access the online portion (required for the class)
Does this shit happen in the UK?

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putting the rice on

>>78390937
Where's your amazing contribution? Oh you've posted fuck all? Just sitting back, expecting everyone to provide you with quality banter while you lord it over us and feel superior then is it?

Entitled little twerp. Not even British. Go on then, show us what we should all be posting. Impress us all with your best post.

>realise a project needs some programming
>define the scope, state what I want doing and package it up and slide it underneath the door into the runt room and go to my next high level meeting, safe in the knowledge that it will be done by the deadline by people who are more skilled at those things than me

Really should pay them better desu, never complain though haha

>>78391006
They're blaming him for the set back in race relations that happened under Obama's administration. From what I saw he condemned both sides for their use of violence, the right thing to do. I'm not sure why people think the President should have a say in this

>>78390995
>>78391032

explain at least two blog post tier posts in this thread then

bet u can't because you're brainlets yourself

>>78391085
Looks like me on my days off haha x

odd, trump doesn't appear to be a british politician at all, weird because this is /brit/ and not /cum/.....

>>78390956
you saying you drank the equivalent of over half a litre of 99% booze in 1 night? doubtful desu, especially after three months

>>78391075
nah most shit is online access and/or stocked up in the library, and all the rest you buy off last year's students

Lads, I messed up bad

A* Maths
A* Physics
A* Chemistry
A Biology

AS:
B Further Maths
Geography A*

Will I get into Cambridge with that A and B? I know Geography isn't that academic a subject so it might count against me,

Is my life over? I'll never be a research scientist now. What am I going to do? Might as well work for McDonalds, my dad will kill me if I don't get into Cambridge.

I mean Cambridge's offer to me was A*AA and I got that but still I'm worried.

I usually hang out on the Student Room, so I'd post this there, but I think they're just jealous of my success (I am quite intelligent you know, have I mentioned that?)

>>78391095
that would dispel the reward of each individuals journey of discovery

when you figure it out you will be thankful i didnt spoil it for you

>>78391070
Got an apprenticeship and probably doing better then I would have done if I'd stayed on

do you really need to buy books for uni?

>>78391075
not unless you do a runt course like law, pajeets and changs scan and pirate everything else so you can get everything useful for free

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>>78391098

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>people unironically talking about a level results
Oh dear

>>78390956
>15 cans
of stella?

>>78391124
fair enough, wish i'd have done that sometimes

>>78391095
give me 2 examples and i'll explain the subtle nuances as best I can

>>78391113
do you want a serious answer?

>>78391125
not in 2017. you can just pirate them nowadays.

>>78390996
It was over two or three days, had most of it, then a sleep, then went to shopa last bottle of wine and 4 beers.

TESCO MAN IS HERE

Remember the Bernie baby?

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>>78390977
need a bird to help me fulfil my solution to the jq

>>78390384
>>78390436
>>78390438

>>78391149
explain two of those

>>78390937
our banter levels are too advanced for you to even comprehend lad. move along.

>>78391125
you can rent them or pirate the PDF, but unis and book publishers do jewish shit like this to get around that
there's a university library obviously but there aren't any textbooks there

TIME IS RUNNING OUUUUT

M A K E A M O V E

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
ITS ALL IN Y O U R H E A D

>>78391113
>can't even get an a* in runtology
>anything below a strong a* at as

tarquin who was tutored my guess, hope his parents disown him

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>>78391169
thats ME

>>78391186
hands*

>>78391148
Its a shame apprenticeships are seen as the thickie option for failures, theres some good ones out there that are better than most uni courses.

was about to call out the underaged runts then i remembered i'm 24, working a shit job and haven't had a shag for two years. utterly pathetic

>>78391113
unless you're a tarquin and your daddy can build oxford a new airport, you're going to a runt college, sorry

>>78391225
are you me

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hope i get into university haha

>>78391193
are you me

shall be offering sensible seeming but ultimately destructive and useless advice tomorrow, using my position as a successful lad to give my advice weight

if I were me I wouldn't take any advice posted seriously tomorrow lads, not that you should ever anyway

I am me

>>78391236
oxford isnt yale
the uk isnt corrupt as shit like the US, you cant bribe your way in

even the princess of Japan had to go to Leeds (lmao) after oxford rejected her

https://youtu.be/A8u8mODGOlg
what a magnificent stage performer

>>78391272
Hello me

>>78391221
I did an apprenticeship and I'm 22 now earning just over 30k in Whitehall

Not even memeing

Got 5 C's and a D at GCSE with 40% attendance and no A levels

Didn't go to uni, didn't even get 5 GCSE's at C grade but I have a job and own my own home haha x

don't know how random people I know have the arrogance to assume people are into them although I must admit sometimes they are, I don't understand it. Why would anyone want to be with these meh people?

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>>78391272
you are god

might sleep with the bf tonight

>>78391294
you that farsi lad

spend most of my day thinking about how to make my willy feel good

Read any good literature lately?

>>78391252
i am you

>>78391125
not usually, I bought a total of 3 for first year engineering then sold them for a 50 quid profit to freshers the year after

*breaks down and starts crying*

what should my first britpost be if:

>i get into my top tier uni

>i dont get into my top tier uni
?

>>78391294
What's the apprenticeship in? I believe you though, experience is worth a fair bit

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>>78391186

>>78391320
finished chernobyl prayer today, was good.

>>78391320
Your mum's diary

>>78391148
>stella
No chance. 4 Thatcher's cider, 8 Speckled Hen.

Yes, that's twelve. For some reason my mind added up three 4 packs and got 15.

like japanese things desu

>>78391244

forgot that literal children post here

>>78391244
this dude survived with just a broken leg whereas the girl who actually died wasn't even hit by the car

mans on road

>>78391124
>>78391221
What apprenticeship did you do and what are you doing now?
What do you consider a good apprenticeship?

https://youtu.be/RqQGUJK7Na4

explain this

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>>78391274
>he thinks a tarquin isn't "more likely" to get in to oxbridge than some working class kid

>>78391274
ahahahahahaha
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78391302
I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I could be identified based on my scars (used to be involved with a fight club, stabbed multiple times) and my gang affiliated tattoos from when I spent 10 years in one of the toughest prisons in the country (I’m, probably, in the top priority list of the FBI right now).

I know your type, though. You think because you can squat and deadlift heavy that you're a big guy with an impressive physique. I have built plenty of muscle without those autistic lifts. You probably think you're superior because you follow the routines of a fat little redneck man with no real knowledge of building muscular or strength. You don’t know shit about muscles and strength if you have not trained the way I had, I literally learned from the best, and you got no shit on me, you fat autistic neckbeard.

>>78391354
>dude
foy

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eheh

did 20 pushups today, just love that burn

>>78391334
Computing/Security etc.

>>78391316
No but I know him

THE SO-CALLED /BRIT/ WHITEHALL CABAL! There are at least 5 of us

>>78391316
>farsi
I smell shia

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>>78391320
yes
i found a second hand english bookshop in Amsterdam and spent all of today sitting on the floor in the corner reading pulpy scifi like i used to as a kid.

today I read Sten Book 1 and 2, a book called Privateers and its sequel Empire Builders, and am halfway through a book called Far-Seer

the kindly american running the store thinks im crazy haha, but im happier than ive been in a long time

>>78391373
haha what are you like sweety x

strongly considering a cash out

>>78391385
have my babies

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>>78391381

>>78391370
this desu
pulling figures out my arse but it's like 20% of kids from oxford went to private schools and more than half of that 20% went to 6 schools

>>78391384
woah... i guess.... ive never looked at it this way....damn.

>>78391412
You know you're supposed to buy the books right

>>78391368
Software Development, still a software developer at the same company

Good ones are for actually decent jobs (not hairdresser or call centre), give you actual qualifications and are for companies that are actually interested in keeping you on and not abusing cheap labour for a year.

>>78391370
thats different from bribery though

thats just the Old Boys Club, nothing wrong with that (especially as im in it haha ;^o )

>>78391384
I <3 pokemon creatures

>>78391354
how did the bint die?

strongly considering renting a fanny for an hour

>>78391447
Henlo finlan xDDDD

Bost spurdo bls ;DDDDDDD

>>78391373
>I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I am a gigantic pussy
fair enough pal

>>78391441
it's like 38% at oxford actually

>>78391450
why
they dont depreciate in value - they were already second hand to begin with

and besides i bought some books i didnt have time to read in the store so the owner is happy

>>78391441
>those rich enough to get a toptier education get into the toptier unis
might not be corruption tbqh

>>78391482
as long as you give it back

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You arrive in England during summer

>>78391387
you guys are bait desu
shouldn't post about that shit on here, your work wouldn't be happy at all

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>that one tarquin who couldn't get in to oxbridge and winds up at your uni

>>78391543
At least the rain's good for the grass

AAAAA
I CANT WAIT FOR A LEVEL RESULTS ANY LONGER

AAAAAAAAAAA

>>78391482
manfanny?

>>78388512
https://kotchan.org/chat/int#General

>>78391522
>>those rich enough to get a toptier education get into the toptier unis
>might not be corruption tbqh

>unironically supporting this

I've smoked weed with my friends for about 3 years. Never ONCE have I got the feeling that I'm high. It can't be fake weed or anything because I can see them getting high as fuck. Even when I take massive bong hits, I feel nothing. I don't get it

>>78391553
Literally don't know what some of the brands on that are, they could be band names for all I know.

septic tank

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>>78391489
only one i found

>>78391583
>not inhaling
the thinking mans smoking

>>78391582
i mean yeah its unfair and rigged against the poor, but its not corruption per se is what im saying

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sue

Freezing I can't feel my teeth got snowflakes all over my keys

>>78391583
hmm, I smoked maybe 10 times before I just stopped bothering because I found the "high" uninteresting. I would get a slight kinda melting feeling in my head and maybe small munchies. The most interesting thing was probably how when I would wake up after a heavy smoke session I would feel wide awake and not groggy even though tired.

went to a grammar school, it was good, but don't think they're a good thing

>results tomorrow

>>78391583
me
first time i smoked was with my first bf, we smoked three (3) joints together and i felt nothing

woke up in the morning and my eyes were bloodred but i still felt nothing

sp00ky

I've got your results right here : you're a grade A twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82oaNGsD24

>>78391113
>A* at AS
dead giveaway mate, sorry
your bait has to be believable

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>08/16/17(Wed)21:07:23

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>>78391660
>not A*

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>78391665
Poor cat

>>78391592
alri tarquin

>>78391583
I mostly just become really quiet and just sort of sit there

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anime

>>78391592
shud never be proud of ignorance my friend

>>78391686
no it looks funny

>>78391680
>month first

FOY

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>>78391705

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

why can't we have a BASED national anthem like the chinks? all we get is some shit about the queen

>>78391665
may..... easy on the cat treats!

>>78391705
that anime was not as good as I was expecting

>>78391709
What genre of music do Palace Palace Palace play?

>>78391734
Jerusalem blows chink "anthems" out of the fucking water laddie

THAT is a choon and a half

Spent months working my way to getting a girl on snapchat send me nudes.
Quite disappointing but whatever.
Still get her to do it even though I was instantly over the thrill of the chase.
She then starts sending me snaps of her masturbating.
Her clit was huge, I could see her hairy arsehole and she was fingering herself with her cum leaking out like cottage cheese

The image haunted me for days. Literally didn't eat for 3 days

wish i was tarquin

hate talking to fucking bean counters at work about football honestly like paintings n books and the like much more

what are the required credentials to hold the position of 4chan jani-tore?

>>78391750
sigh

>>78391778
4 A stars at A level

3 at AS

why isnt I Vow To Thee our anthem?

>>78391741
yeah i dont think i finished it, but i like the characters

GETON YOURS KNEES AND APRAYE FORTOTOAGODWHOTOBEGYOUTOBESOMEON EELSE

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>>78391433

>>78391778
What is your expected salary?
Hint: this question is very important.

my bf is a manlet but he could honestly heem me
in 6 years worst we got into a fight was me trying to his wine and him pinning me down

>>78391705
lesbian sex wank cum

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>>78391741
This, but the art is nice

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>>78391820

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>I don't watch football

No wonder you're a socially awkward sperg with no mates, football is the literal national sport and small talk topic among males

You don't have to watch every match, just know a few basic facts and your interactions will go much smoother lads

>>78391829
The art is great but that is all kyoani are any good at

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>>78391841

>>78391858
fuck off normaltwat

Jerusalem
<POWER GAP>
I Vow To Thee
The Sailors Hornpipes
Rule Britannia
<POWER GAP>
God Save Our Gracious Queen

<ULTIMATE GIANT POWER GAP>

the so-called "Auld Lang Syne"

>>78391862
that's pretty gay lad

>>78391829
The new film about the deaf girl was really good, but their new series are mostly shite.

>>78391858
did the man kick the ball again?

>>78391862
the first series of new game was NOT like that

>>78391888
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>>78391888
NEW

>>78391888
>>78391888
>>78391888
NEW

>>78391858
an actual aesthete and intellectual appreciates the econ-political dynamics of clubs and the gracefulness of the game

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>>78391862

>>78391877
its actually a girl so its pretty noncey instead

My favourite anime films are The Girl That Leapt Through Time and 5 Centimeters Per Second.

Love a bit of the emotional stuff me haha x

>>78391876
God save the queen is pretty great if I'm in the mood for it.

>>78391896
stop making earlys you fucking autismo

Literally never had to have a conversation about football with anyone

Then again I don't hang around deano runts

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>>78391941
Everyone at work was talking about the office football betting competition this morning, just sat there in silence haha

test cricket

*breaks my neck trying to do a headstand*
haha, just yank things amirite

Hate women lads