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fit lads edition
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'ent had a shag in 2 year, 'ent wanked in 4 day either
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I genuinely can't imagine a girl ever being sexually attracted to me (and if somehow it did happen then it would mean something is wrong with her)
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>The absolute fucking STATE of this country

Labour’s Shadow Equalities Sarah Champion has resigned from her frontbench position following a row over an article she wrote in the Sun newspaper, claiming British Pakistani men are “raping and exploiting white girls”.

In a statement the Rotherham MP said she apologised for any offence cause by “the extremely poor choice of words” which appeared in the tabloid newspaper five days’ ago.

“I am concerned that my continued position in the Shadow Cabinet would distract from the crucial issues around child protection which I have campaigned on my entire political career,” she added. “It is therefore with regret that I tender my resignation as Shadow Secretary of State for women and equalities.”
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Need a qt brown 2d gf to bleach 2bh
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The idea that "everyone is entitled to their opinion" has honestly poisoned our generation because we have ended up with a culture where "Jews deserve to die" is treated as being on the same level as "I don't like olives on my pizza". We're so obsessed with appearing to be unbiased that we're willing to give credence to the most biased and unhinged kind of beliefs, that both the news media and individuals think that neutrality is the end all-be all and that ignoring facts and reason and rationality in order to give 'both sides' equal standing is a-okay even though one side is based on lies and bigotry that don't deserve to be treated as valid.

To allow for Nazism to be spread and celebrated out in the open with a "oh well, I don't agree with it but they have the right to and that's okay" is honestly disgusting. Nazis don't deserve a 'safe space' to spew their revolting ideology. Nazis don't deserve to march in the streets passed the homes and businesses of people they would happily see thrown into gas chambers. Allowing them that for the sake of 'fairness' is bullshit. There's no neutral side in this argument and to pretend that there is a way to be neutral to Nazism is to be complicit in it.
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bellend smells like a tuna mayo sandwich left in a school boy's gym bag for a week
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krqwRXuW2CU&feature=youtu.be
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>>>/sci/9108701
>>>/sci/9108701
NEW NEW
>>>/sci/9108701
>>>/sci/9108701
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502716371611.webm choon
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want to watch a film but it's not showing up on the public trackers so i guess i cant watch it

VERY annoying
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>>78386584
based Jez is standing up for her though
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i know some hicks who had to take it in high school that were far from tarqs. would be more useful to know than french or spanish though so i wish my highschool taught it desu
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What exactly is wrong with fascism?
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My boi pussi hurts but I'm not gay. What could it be?
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>>78386246
What happened to him? Did he get a papercut or something?

>>78386584
When are people going to wake up? I mean that sincerely, not in a "Ron Paul tried to warn us" way.
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why does everything look so disgusting in the British bake off
is this what you lot actually eat
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>>78386541
plz more dechu (;p;)
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>>78386687
hate posh cunts like you do not post in my thread
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>another leftypol edition
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>>78386667
electric shock
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Hillary Clinton is a communist
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>>78386584
surely that image needs updating
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https://youtu.be/HehphqcObTg

you arrive in czechia
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Got some weird anxiety but don't know why

Need some alcohol or a benzo
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haha, TROLLED
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This is how Jeb! can still win
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>>78386749
was about to relay my experience here
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>>78386724
smelly
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>>78386709
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Had nothing but polite discussions and intellectual debates with Brody, Rorke on the other hand...
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>>78386717
vomiting as we speak with they're didn't air this gory shite while I eat my dinner
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>>78386584
>when you have so many rape gangs you need an A-Z index

Don't really care, the degenerates on boths sides deserve everything they get.
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>>78386624
which
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>>78386768
Looks like manlet
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What do we do about Northern Ireland and Brexit?
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just put a pie in t'oven
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>>78386803
re-absorb the republic
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>>78386798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oSKWFGYlk
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>>78386724
>tfw if you did that in Ireland he'd successfully sue you for thousands
America is the greatest country on Earth.

>>78386803
Quickly resolve all the issues in NI and then give it back.
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>>78386803
the answer to 2017 is 1801
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>>78386825
actually just found a link... streaming, but eh beggars cant be choosers
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>Lol Daily Fail and their "political correctness gone mad", why do rightwingers have such persecutionist conspiracy theories.

>"Really though guys we do have a problem with Bangladeshi men raping white girls"

>REEEEEEE You can't say that LEAVE YOU JOB NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
LEFTYPOL
ARE WELCOME HERE
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>>78386584
>Labour’s Shadow Equalities Sarah Champion has resigned from her frontbench position
>resigned from her frontbench position
>her
>Equalities
Good riddance
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>>78386803
Invade
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Who are lefty pols heros? Henry Rollins?
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swear to god fuck white people we need to stop them before it's too late
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gf sent this
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Call me king o' tha niggas, I need a crown made o' horns, God said let there be light on the day I was born
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>>78386817
would literally take 5 minutes and only reserve battalions, but then what? who actuially wants ireland, really?
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>>78386859
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
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>>78386848
Whom's Bum Is That?
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>>78386803
Give it back
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>>78386883
post her tits
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>>78386883
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Am back from a 3 day ban because I posted half-time slags on /sp/. I thought they allowed that again
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>>78386883
>g
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>>78386875
Hitler the national SOCIALIST and Hillary Clinton
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see a lot of similarities between school and work
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>>78386803
either invade ireland or give ulster to them and let them deal with those fucking nutjobs
i say we dump the black hole that is NI and redirect their funding to scotland on cartological grounds.
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You're a fucking white male!
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opinions?
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>>78386952
I'm a whitewashed latino you fucking racist
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>>78386956
bit gay
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>>78386941
Said nobody ever
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>>78386864
>bangladeshi
wat?
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>>78386803
give it back as-is or >>78386817
no half-arsed middle ground

>>78386825
looks obscure
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can't log into my profile, can't reset my PC
at a loose end here
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>>78386956
Did this with a mate for fun when I was yonger
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In Chewy, I'm some hot nigga
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggas
Like you seen em twirl then he drop, nigga
And We Keep them 9 millis on my block, nigga
And Monte Keep it on him, he done dropped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigga
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Running through these checks 'til I pass out
Your shorty gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a hoe, get up out my trap house
I been selling crack since like the 5th grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip them packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shorty like the way that I ball out
I be getting money 'til I fall out
You talking cash dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pussy cats inside my dog house
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we cops on 'em
With M16s, we gon' put some shots on em'
I send a lil' thot to send the drop on em'
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots popping 'out The AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Raw
Broad daylight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free Meeshie, hoe
Someway, Free Breezy, hoe
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, hoe
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweaking, hoe
Run up on that nigga get to squeezing, hoe
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Niggas got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit
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>>78386976
>wake up early
>get the bus there
>person makes me do thing
>eat packed lunch mum made me in canteen
>go home
>play video games
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>>78386979
smelly
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>>78386817
>>78386834
>>78386849
>>78386872
>>78386917
>>78386951
>>78386979
Very interesting ideas lads. Shall be passing them on to the rest of the team. We'll also be letting the Irish Government and Stormount know that we have these ideas
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jesus christ i thought labour was finally fucking sorting itself out
very sad desu
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>>78386979
be a good man and hit me up with an invite
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>>78386883
adorbs
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>>78386989
didnt we go through this yesterday? if not boot into safe mode and create a new admin level profile, then tranfer the data from the old one into it.
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Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then superman dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
super fresh now watch me jock
jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo bitch ass
and if we get the fightin
then I'm jockin on yo bitch ass
you catch me at yo local party
yes I crank it everyday
haterz get mad cuz
"I got me some bathin apes"

I'm bouncin on my toe
watch me supersoak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to arab
then he gon pass it to the low (low)
haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
sayin it's the rubberband man (man)
watch me do it (watch me do it)
dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you cant do it like me
Hoe, so dont do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man, that shit was ugly

Soulja boy off in this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then superman dat hoe
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)

I'm to clean off this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat roosavelt
and supersoak dat hoe(x10)

I'm to fresh up in this bitch
watch me shuffle
watch me jig
watch me crank my shoulder work
superman that bitch

Soulja boy off in this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy
then superman that hoe
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
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idea: all politics runts put the word "politics" in the name part of the post options so i know to skip your post over x
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Really really need a peng brown girl to bleach lads, the propaganda has finally gotten to me.
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/brit/ is pathetic now. i think loads of people have left. it never used to be this slow at coming on 7pm. peak hours. 36 posters. should be more like 50 or 60
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back from work, get 3 and and half hour to meself then bed
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>>78386989
.... PC badly hacked ..... 16 AUG 2017
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>>78387040
Go fuck yourself.
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Soulja boi is patrician af
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>>78387065
honestly tried wagieing once, can firmly say it's NOT for me

the 2 hours you get after work, before the dread that you have to do it again tomorrow sets in is NOT enough to recover
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>>78387065
Gonna do a cheeky sick day tomorrow and Friday so this is the beginning of my 4 day weekend
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>>78387030
they reached their cap on user accounts i'm afraid
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>>78387105
smelly
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>>78387065
At least you have a job
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>>78387053
it's the people who have different political views from my own that are ruining it
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>>78387033
I'm in safe mode, not sure how to create a new profile
>>78387072
can sympathise with tim now
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northern ireland doesn't have a flag
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>>78387118
see >>78387084
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>>78387100
*grasses you up*
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>>78387049
wouldn't mind this myself
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>>78387049
>So many fit black girls at Boomtown
>They all loved white boys like me

Best smelly handjob ever
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what do with sticky gak lads? can't chop it up for shit
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>>78387049
white is right
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502875187863.webm
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>>78387100
remembering when it became a meme to call in sick to a place you don't work at because they "wanted to go fishing" and film it

absolutely ROARED at some of those videos
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>>78386541
Hey, who is that guy, looks really like some guy from my parish...
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still haven't eaten lads

the joys of flatsharing and sharing a kitchen in particular.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/areeq-chowdhury/sarah-champion_b_17750700.html
so brave
areeq chowdury says what we're all thinking
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MUM HAS BEEN IN THE ROOM AND COLLECTED THE PISS BOTTLES
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>>78386810
who's this
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>>78387182
will be needing a name, pronto
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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4796566/Lithuanian-man-24-admits-killing-Buddhist-pensioner.html

>slavs are based, I'd rather have an uneducated slavic white immigrant than an educated asian immigrant xDDDD
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>>78387264
>>slavs are based, I'd rather have an uneducated slavic white immigrant than an educated asian immigrant xDDDD
literally true
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>>78387191
>throwing up on someone
>pouring petrol on someone
can't say I find this funny
probably would have a few years ago but not now
the chicken was a bit "lol so randum xDD" and I don't understand why he managed to get naked twice in public
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>>78387264
rorkes are low IQ whites so obviously they like other low IQ whites
case in point: >>78387278
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Is it better to stay totally sober Monday to Friday and get wankered alone at the weekends or to drink steadily through the week?
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I just need a rope man and a hangman
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>>78387202
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c03b7999d5d
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>>78387264
I'd like to see the rates of having degree level education between EU and Commonwealth immigrants
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i really have just as much as right to call out chad for not having a millionaire mum and an unparalleled knowledge of test cricket as he does me for being ugly and a loser. nobody really chooses anything at the end of the day
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I just need rope and a hung man
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>>78387264
>>78387302
don't you have anything better to do than make up straw stances to attack on /brit/ without being prompted?
kill yourselves
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>>78387303
benzo fiend
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>>78387218
>say something objectively and verifiably true
>society is so twisted that you're made an immediate pariah, people's knee-jerk reaction is to hate you
>someone writes a hit-piece on you, a lonely pariah with no support, and it's heroic
How did it get to this, guys?

>>78387303
If you drive, the former.
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>>78387343
unprovoked strawmen is a problem on all sides
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>Greenbelts are essential to British life
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>>78387343
uhhh rorke sweetie, this is a leftypol general now, so if you don't like it I think it'd be best for you to leave mmmkay sweety xxx
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>>78387250
miss alice
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>>78387302
samefag. even the educated pakis are cancer. would never go to a doctor with a degree from a university in pakistan. also most of the terrorist attacks in the past few years have been committed by educated pakis, like 9/11
so fuck off rasheed
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502883596815.webm

Ah yes, australian culture
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Donald Trump is right, there are violent radical lefties as well.
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>>78387381
>educated
islamic studies is not a degree
it's a certification of indoctrination
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wish i had a little sister to pimp out for them ASMR $$$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmlxEIvnHl8
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not going to dignify a northern irish junkie nonce with a response
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eating food
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>>78387373
this so much, literally only tarquin is against building on the greenbelt because he'll lose his 50 acre field to play polo on with his posh twat boarding school mates
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getting REALLY impatient to go to uni
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>>78387328
hi
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got such wide shoulders that lifting would just make me look ridiculous
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>>78387366
>>78387374
didn't say anything about sides, just about you being cunts
way to prove me right

>>78387375
oh nice i thought it looked like her
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>>78387421
benzo fiend
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>>78387421
bet you already look ridiculous
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>>78387402
same

small world
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you probably only meet 100 people in your lifetime so we really don't need any more people in this country
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>>78387421
pics you fuck tease
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>>78387374

fucking gay bellend
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Any Brody man itt? Going to finish you
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>>78386584
>Stevenage
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>78387412
I'm going to go postal before I go back
This summer has REALLY dragged on
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Any Brody man itt? Going to finish you off
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want to marry sophie off peep show
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wish that james fields had driven a truck through those lefty shitebags

leftists are traitors and deserve a traitors punishment x
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>>78387432
you're so tedious belfast, just ignore things you don't like
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stop being fag
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>Rorke
>Rasheed
>Brody
>Tarquin

Are these new /brit/ names? What are their political leanings?
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>>78387500
what up with those marks on her leg?
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>>78387499
off yourself you fucking gimp
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Any good movies out?

Already copped Guardians of the Redditaxy and Alien: Covenant.
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>>78387525
chill out laddo it's all good
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ah yes, women
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>>78387500
dont think so materey
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>>78387504
rorke - extreme right wing
rasheed - islamofascism
brody - extreme left wing
tarquin - moderate conservative
me - radical centrist
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>>78387500
reckon she has a nob
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>>78387241
yuu
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Fucking hell Dawkins dropped a massive redpill
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the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDFTVtGIrmc
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>tfw neet
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nancy is the better option
hell even suze would be a better option
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>>78387541

>tfw never fell for the vaginal jew
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>Donald Trump wiped over $5bn off Amazon’s stock market valuation on Wednesday with a tweet accusing the company of “doing great damage to tax paying retailers”.


howling
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>arrived home 2 hours ago
>managed to boil rice and some vegetables
>haven't managed to book a slot into cooking the chicken that goes with these because my house mates are now using all the stoves

flatsharing
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>>78387524
stretch marks
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enjoy alexaandra daddario's chebs desu
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>>78387560
>tarquin
A tarquin is a rich, Eton oldboy Tory.
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>>78387504
>rorke - the british /pol/ poster, retarded, votes UKIP, BNP or tory, hates immigrants regardless of status

>rasheed - a paki, votes labour, most likely claims benefits

>Brody - left winger, votes labour, may advocate communism

>Tarquin - offspring of the rich upper class, votes lib dem in his youth and tory in his older years, looks down on the lower classes despite being born in to a position of privilege
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What is this cunt's problem?

Why does she hate white people so much?

https://twitter.com/_arrjx
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>>78387560
Rorqeedy is a radical centrist
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>>78387569
can't do anything with this information
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>>78387581
Jews are so fickle
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>>78387500
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saw ASMR on my mates search history
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>>78387570
https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/897789873205194752
>it's real
unanticipated crease
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>>78387597
>>78387560
Tarquin is a black person name
Why not call ModCons Edward or Nigel or something?
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>>78386584
>90%
>the name "Mohammed" is been rendered in bold font
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maybe it's just my autism but somehow i can see a wife appealing as a sort of assistant. like a secretary.
the romance of it doesn't really register for me, just that sort of mutual working relationship. and somehow, i think even though i don't really like women i could come to enjoy retirement with my secretary in old age.

of course since she'd want to have a life and career of her own rather than just being the dinner-maker of my could've-been-a-contender adventure, even that's not likely :^)
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2 of my friends saw my willy on holiday, but I've never seen theirs. In all conversations with them I feel like I'm at a disadvantage, would it be ok if I asked them both to show me their willies to even the score?
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>>78387600
Sensing this poster is a Brody given the descriptions inflicted on all other groups
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Brodies out, Rorkes in
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>>78387718
Me on the right
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>>78387678
Don't ask just walk in on them in the shower or something
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need a milf gf with fit legs
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>>78387614
優宇
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>>78385399
English at Oriel
Only advice I have is to throw yourself into as many activities, societies, sports etc as possible, at least at first until you figure out the best balance. Also go to talks and lectures that are outside your subject, and don't just hang out with people who do your subject
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currently in possession of what can only be described as an erect willy
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>>78387718
Why would he be wearing a condom?
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>>78387632
my fucking god it is real.
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http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2017/july/canadian-landlord-fined-12g-for-wearing-shoes-in-muslim-tenants-home
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>>78387744
How big is it lad?
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>>78387718
A little bit gay
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>>78387735
just need a milf gf full stop
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just snapped this pic x
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>>78387632

>/pol/tards in the replies agreeing with him
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>>78387757
not especially big, probably just over 6" at full mast, average (or below average even) girth
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gonna buy a vape tomorrow
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why don't black people go back to africa?
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https://open.spotify.com/track/0El2Zyt68nYySFDG87hZgM
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>>78387753
He's making an analogy you moron
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>>78387748
protect from STD's you tit
also, do you want shit on your dick??
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come from a long line of communist an anarcho communists
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>>78387621
>see this
>nothing

>imagine a dick hiding beneath those thights
>rock hard
huh
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>>78387632
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>>78387808
be nice
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Oh shit I'm sorry
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>>78387804

Because they couldn't cry das raciss and get free things anymore.

Plus, it's Africa.
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nuclear weapons don't exist
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Watching myself on TV lads
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>>78387744
OH SHI-
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>>78387800
Pics?
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Why are gays so gay?
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alri
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>>78387804
Because they're American citizens? Why don't white Americans go back to Europe? Sorry your silly statement is bizarre
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looks like haitiANO made it across the border
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>>78387754
is this a fucking satirical site what the fuck
that can't be the full story
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What's the perfect willy size to be bummed by?
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why are gays such disgusting degenerates?
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>>78387894
have an inflatables fetish
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>>78387741
you already said yuu
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www.bbc.com/news/av/world-40931479/is-it-ok-to-use-black-emojis-and-gifs

lads does this woman's voice and face annoy the fuck out of anyone else? i can't watch this shit.
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>>78387754
Good

Nobody should wear shoes in the house, that's disgusting
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Any other celebs in /brit/?


Louis Walsh here
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>>78387911
settle down rorke
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/brit/ is a normie general Tbh, lad.
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>>78387965
Charli here.
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>>78387954
yeah it's incredibly annoying. she's so posh it's unreal
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Lads ade objectively better looking but peak lad aesthetics are rare.
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When I visited Cape Town I found this statue in a park and posed in front of it, doing the arm gesture

It's my current profile picture on normiebook, three people sent me angry messages and roughly 6 people have unfriended me lol
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>>78386744
Reason is that benzo.Dont use it.
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anyone see that new currys advert with the nigger teacher with funny hair and he's drawing a picture of a black Egyptian standing in front of the pyramids

literally we wuz kangs, the jews aren't even trying to hide it any more
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why do gays tend to have higher IQs than straights?
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>>78387954

race baiting bullshit
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you arrive in japan
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got an idea: /brit/ has lost its normies and all the leftovers are angry autists with nothing in their lives but politics
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/brit/ kinda sucks, its basically nothing but shitty homogenized, agreeable '''humour'', most of the gimmicks are terrible
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>>78387895
>Why don't white Americans go back to Europe
Because they settled and built the US.
Simple as.
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>>78387999
Cerebral tendencies due to self reflection
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>>78387998
nah mate i dont shop at curry and dont watch their adverts anyway
perhaps you want to do the same?
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>>78387927
How does it taste
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>>78387954
>dugutul bluckfuss
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>>78388032
the us was ACTUALLY built by enslaved blacks
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anyone got anything infuriating i can see or learn about? feeling a bit too content at the moment
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I've come to the conclusion gays spam gay porn here because they are looking for some kind of reinforcement of their bizarre fetish on an anonymous platform
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>>78387954
she has a speech impediment i think and is overpronouncing words to get around it hence the odd posh voice and bad Rs.
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>>78388083
THE LICENSE THE BBC
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>>78387998
technically, the wuz at one point in time for about 200 years

ofcourse all the major pyramids were long built by that time
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>>78388062
the sooner sites like facebook and google's meganetwork are recognized as public service near-monpolies and regulated as such (including an obligation to defend first amendment rights.) the better
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>>78388062
no point matey, post some fun stuff with the lads xx
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>>78388086
Nowt different from us spamming girls
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New tinder profile pic
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>>78388079
Buildings aren't made of cotton lol>>78388086
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>>78388083
those shows about fat yanks from the last thread
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>>78387938
oh yeah i did
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>/brit/ is a normie general Tbh, lad.
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Gay porn is unironically hilarious. Don't really understand why it gets people so flustered and upset
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>>78388154
Kind of ugly, yet very cute at the same time
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the boyfriend :) x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt2MuWJMhJQ
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>>78388008
i decide to stay a while
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>>78388152
>born in the usa starts playing
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>>78388088
or she's a cunt
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>>78388125
biceps are too big
arnie would agree with me, he isn't proportional and probably has lower functional strength than someone his weight should
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Any 190cm man in?
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i've given up on life
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>>78388162
dont like seeing it in case it turns me gay
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You can tell /brit/ is in a dire state because it's only at 280 posts and it's already slowing down

This is what happens when the janny lets the fucking underage commie mongs get away with horribly early editions
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>>78388131
>not a single building or railroad in the US was built with slaves
ah
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>>78388198
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how do you reckon tim's youtube shenanigans will come to an end?

i can't see him still uploading 7 times every day of the week in 2 years time
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>>78388204
why
get comfy and tell us
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>>78388191
lol
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I get bummed by a bloke a few times a year just to make sure I still don't like it
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>>78388231
>all of them were
ah
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>>78388203
188 here
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>>78388233
With him being dragged away by Oxford Health and being put in the nuthouse where he belongs
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>>78388203
a fairly bland face like this makes you realise how it really just isnt that hard to be good looking
somehow we all just fucked up massively
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>>78388231

99% of them were built by the irish
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>>78388257
>none of them weren't
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>gays spam
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>>78388233
I can see him doing it in 10 years time tbf
no idea how it will pan out, he might go psychotic and murder somebody
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF1GyLn9Wbg

the state of yanks
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>>78388256
Same lad. I married my bumming mate this year and I'm going to try a bit of living together to be 100% sure.
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>>78388190
>born in français starts playing
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>>78388079
>>78388231
you're retarded. it was definitely not common for slaves to be construction workers as well. they couldn't speak english well enough nor could they read. slavery is an incredibly inefficient system that weakened the south because the lack of industry and infrastructure, with the focus being on agriculture
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made a ball busting post on tv on a james bond thread
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wanna kill an animal bigger than me and eat its raw heart
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>>78388311
they aren't yanks, they're subjugated neoliberal cultists
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>>78387600
unironic tarquin here ama
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reckon I could spark a hippo
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>>78388203
u gay?
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>>78388311

cult
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>>78388346
ent your ma a whale?
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got a reply, don't think it's from one of us either
>>>/tv/86466502
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>>78387600
hello leftypol
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Like Yanks, but some of them are thick as pig shit. They make our thickos look like nobel prize winners.
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wow we made it to 311
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>>78388233
I've reported the facebook meme pages of him several times, and each time I get a response saying that it doesn't "conform against their community guidelines" and that I should 'block the page' or 'reach out to someone'

Got me pretty mad 2bh, his facebook account got disabled by facebook, yet pages humiliating a mentally ill person, potentially damaging his mental health further are allowed to stay up.

Bravo zuckerberg
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>>78388424
Haha bloody dopy yanks eh smiffy
You comin round to watch love island later then mate?
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>>78388342
link?
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>>78388424
Fuck off
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Who was actually in the wrong here?
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could hypothetically spend the next 7.5 hours wanking myself into oblivion
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>>78388433
>his facebook account got disabled by facebook
which tim is too stupid to reenable
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>>78388465
what's stopping you
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theory: tim is a social experiment
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rorke - nationalist, proud of British culture and history, wants the best for their country and can see that mass immigration cannot deliver that.

leftypol - hates Britain and want to see and end to British and cultural history. Wants mass immigration because they want to see the destruction of their own country and race. hypocritical and dangerous
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>>78388480
>>78388480
>>78388480
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>>78388460
linked a reply ld
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>>78388512
>>78388512
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