>foreigner makes a cute mistake when speaking English

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>>78384689
>europeans try to talk turkish
cutest shit desu

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>>78384711
>Roaches try to act European

I never make mistakes. I'm almost english at that point.

>>78384997
>turks try to act european
things that never happen people only want eu because its gibs me money.

>>78384711
Greeks and Bulgarians aren't Europeans

>talking to German girl
>her accent is so unbelievably cute
>says stuff like "I don't know so many words"
>I ask her something
>she can't think of the right word and says it in German and blushes

FOREIGNERS ARE CUTE! CUTE!

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I was soo scared when I had to speak English in US last summer ;_; everyone looked calm but I am sure they laughed innerly to my accent

>>78385253
Americans are obsessed with foreigners, we think you're cool.

>>78384689
what kind of mistakes do you think are cute?

>>78385497
all of them

the only mistakes that aren't cute is when Indians speak English and you literally can't understand them.

>>78384689
what a homo

>tfw I can't be cute because Mexicans ruined our reputation

;__;

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>mfw it is literally impossible for a russian to sound cute

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>playing on US servers
>have slight accent
>"ching chong ping pong hiroshima nagasaki"

>>78385709
>>78385657
Nonsense. I've heard cute mistakes from both countries. Don't be sad anons

>>78385709
russian accent is pretty cute if you ask me

>>78385589
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1b1ODjQg6fI

Am I cute?


>>78385709
Privet *_*

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>accent faded away
>sound like an american when speaking english

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>>78385709
Natalia is the cutest sounding human on the planet. She's like a little cat.

>>78385783
My condolences anon. You could always try and pick up a regional accent. Perhaps a southern twang? Or you could talk like a yank, if you're inclined.

>>78385783
Swedish accent is ugly anyways

>>78385777
CUTE

>>78385783
I know quite a few Swedes who sound American

>>78385709
are you kidding me? Russian accents are the second cutest accents, German being first.

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>>78384689
>tfw either sound like a pretentious brit or have no discernible accent

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>immigrant pronounce å ä ö wrong

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>>78385975
post yourself too

>>78386079
Can you teach me how to pronounce these words, Sverige-chan?

>>78385815
Also Natalia's IQ level like a little cat.

>>78386168
if she was dumb how did she become prosecutor or whatever?

>>78386168
she was a prosecutor i.e. a pretty good lawyer

>>78386079
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0570pAu0kUR

>>78386311
how do you pronounce 'Skåne' ?

>>78386168
She has studied law and became prosecutor.

And what have you done with your life?

>>78385395
white european foreigners*

>>78386452
"The real Sweden"

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>>78385721
>tfw you're trying to communicate with your flip and malay team mates so you don't work against one another and a based singaporean(tm) softly speaks some beautiful words of encouragement for the disparate team in qt singaporean english dialect

>>78386452
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tJarCASmHf
i think

>>78386483
wasn't it originally danish, tho?
and then the evil imperialist swedes took it for themselves, right?

>>78384689
Y-yeah heh

>>78385783
No you don't.

>>78386519
>>78385721
what games do you guys play?

>>78386522
swedish is such a hard language to learn :/

>>78385815
Fuck off, Putinbot

>>78385783
Where/How did you get so much practice speaking?

I had a chance to be asked for directions by late 30s or early 40s Japanese woman. She was as you expect from anime or Japanese reality shows. It was kinda cute.

>>78385783
The swedish accent is cute, if it's coming from a woman. Swedish men all sound like they're castrated and hoping to die

>>78386577
rate my Swedish :3 it's bad hahaha
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iMrUM1cLxo

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>>78385709
i like russian accent too!

I know like 3 words of Korean and Koreans always act so happy when I just simply say thank you in Korean.

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>>78386836

>>78386999
määmi vittu

>>78386628
mate they all speak English

>>78384689
I have 20 years

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>>78387074
::::DDDDD

>>78386628
I've just been learning for a long time.
>>78386554
Whatever you say.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1S0YQsUV32V
so Mr. Burger what do you think

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>>78387245

>>78387245
that sounds like a fake accent desu you're probably a Brit my grandpa was French and he didn't osund like that

>>78387245
It sounds beautiful, funny and pretentious at the same time.

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Work in a café
French comes into order
>Every goddamn time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSRq8dAqPc

>>78387458
>>78387439
>>78387437
didn't expect that, I thought the French accent wasn't very popular
btw yes I speak like a Brit:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lEcHBk6BPk

>>78385709
>>mfw it is literally impossible for a russian to sound cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Db0WiDI1E

>tourist tries to speak albanian
super cute desu ngl

>>78386836
I don't speak swedish, so i can't rate.

Anyways, do you like to sing?

Here's my attempt:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sOhIF2glGI

pls don't notice my kitten

*meow*

>>78385253
two girls from Puerto Rico said that I sound like a robot when I speak

one of them still wanted my d

>>78385783
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bsqMdXq10J

>>78387846
did you give them the d?

also, vocaroo pls

>>78387654
Jesus Christ
This is the cutest thing i've ever seen.
I can't live knowing that i'll never have somone like her :(

>>78387898
give me something to read and perhaps I will

no because I have a gf

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so are you guys gay for voices or something?

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>>78386836
c-cute!

>>78384689

The mistakes French q.t. girls make are best.

>Live in Montreal
>Go grocery shopping, and use self-checkout because I hate interacting with people
>Accidentally knock shopping basket, causing eggs to fall
>French-speaking attendant in her early twenties comes over and sees
>"Sir... Your eggs, zey are completely destructed. I am very sorry."


Hnnnnggg.

>>78387948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlH_Jd3bSxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLy7Ihv3PXE

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>american tries to speak English

>>78388165
kek based

>>78388165
lmao

>>78384689
open bob

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> mfw porn has girls with thick accents who talk a lot
Unironically my top fetish.
Everything from cockney slag to jap slut.

If anyone knows any good foreign language JOIs pls send em my way.

>>78384689
I'm ashamed ;_; how do I sound?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IeaV7Gg1Fx
Now playtime of the evening: guess what's my first langage because there are 4 official languages in my country.

>>78388505
Italian?

>>78385815
Where is the Ukie copypasta for her?

>>78388505
French?

>>78387654
Isn't a Russian trying to speak Spanish just called "Portuguese"?

>>78388580
No
>>78388619
Yes

>>78388681
You don't sound bad, your accent is kind of cute and hey it's a French accent. A Spanish accent is much worse. In America everyone would think I'm Mexican.

>>78388165
kek'd

>>78388422
fucking degenerate

stop watching porn

>>78388648
No that'd be a mute trying to speak Spanish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEujFuBYDMI

I like irish accent on girls

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>tfw Scottish and I probably sound like a squeaky Shrek to other English speakers

>>78388505
C-cute...

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>>78389117
>>78389117
This is hilarious.
Btw are the differences of accent very strong in spanish? with Mexico and Argentina and in your country?

Cutest accents (for grils):
>German
>Swedish
>Probs Norwegian
>French
>Irish (I think Northerners are slightly cuter though)
>Yorkshire
>RP
>Chinese and Japanese
>Estuary

I'm not a huge dialect-nut so I probably missed some out.

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>you will never sound cute no matter what language you're speaking

>>78385253
Is the commentator finnish? Does your english sound like his?

https://youtu.be/vxc5ZqSQ9C8

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>>78389558
same, danish sounds retarded and so does the accent for any language, especially english

>>78389478
>Btw are the differences of accent very strong in spanish? with Mexico and Argentina and in your country?
Yes

Take a look you'll see for yourself

Argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Cjb4sSYkw

Mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaH8_Y7TyLM

Spain (neutral Castillian)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLD9ZVBJhpI

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i kinda hate my voice tbqhfam

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lx89uXJdiQ

>Tfw no Russian gf with a cute accent when speaking English

>some australian guy i met a while ago that talked norwegian
c-cute, shame it wasn't a girl

>>78387654
shes a khazak

>>78389375
Are you a girl?

>>78389308
>union jack
Shame they will never like you.

>>78390512
Ian Paisley best day of my life

>>78390573
Same to be honest, now his cuck of a son has a irish passport and likely the majority of the north in wake of Brexit, thanks for doing our job for us.

>>78386522
your accent is adorable

>>78386811
BLUE BOARD

>be in english class with brit teacher
>terrified about not knowing the difference between beach and bitch

>>78390860
beach as in b(ee)ch
bitch as in b(yh)ch

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>>78385709
>mfw everyone hates Indian "English"

>>78390860
>tfw terrified about not knowing the difference between sheet and shit

>>78385831
I love the Swedish accent. Most sound American Sad.

>>78384689
I never make mistakes. I'm almost English at that point. Only I have a foreign accent syndrome.

>>78385709
Russian english is cutest english what are you talking about?

>>78390942
Well it sounds like trash to be honest. I'm not a native english speaker and it's already annoying as fuck to me.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dnrI7P12oo

Guess my accent

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>tfw american friends think my accent is cute

>>78392002
Not German. I'm using a VPN.

>>78392002
German

>>78389375
I think Scottish & Irish accents sound kinda cool tbqh

>tfw i have no accent

>>78392074
Portuguese? Mexican? Any South American country?

>>78385154
bulgarians dont speak turkish and the turks in bulgaria speak turkish because they're t*rks

Is german accent considered as sexy in your book?

>>78393283
only with women during sex

>>78393283
On women only

>>78393341
>>78393403
Because you are not gay?

>>78392002
spic

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>>78393461
hm?

>>78393461
Are you gay?

>>78393283
Not in dutch

>>78385709
nyash myash

>>78384689
>speak with Burger
>correct their English

>>78386474
>white european
That's a tautology.

>>78389539
>estuary
Just threw up in my mouth a little

>>78399548
estuary accent is sexy

>>78385783
Should have learned British English instead.

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>>78399619

>>78399619
>tfw every time I hear a British accent I have to remind myself that that person is not inherently smarter because of it
Fuck youuuuu

>>78400017
What's to say they aren't?

>>78400017
What's to say they aren't?

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>>78389980
Danish sound weird - best way I can describe it is a like someone speaking Dutch without trying to yawn.

But damn when I was in Copenhagen and hearing these cute danish girls and their even cuter slightly American sounding accents....

>>78400078
>>78400106
>heaby imbligations
I've seen enough of them.

In which language does an American have the cutest accent?
For that will be the next language I learn.

>>78400783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Ng0JkQe5c

listen to ben franklin's qt accent

>>78392002
1940's radio talkshow

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>>78400120
i went to copenhagen this summer but didn't talk to any danish girls

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>>78403032
>twf no one will ever call you cute

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>>78403206
Not meant to quote

>>78391064
Yes, swedish accent is godlike.

>>78384689
AI KYAN SUPIIKU INNGURISSYU

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>>78384689
>my social anxiety is so bad I can't speak english with other people because I get embaressed when they don't understand something I say

Haha I can speak English normally. Eat shit yall.

What happens if you were raised with 2 languages and you try to speak english. What accent do you end up with?

>>78403486
>normally
There is no normal you dumb cunt.

>>78390942
Can't help it, it's been ingrained in me to react with hatred towards that dialect because of all your phone scammers.

record this song with your accent and post it on vocaroo

Oh, I frequently think every now and then of the glorious fruit of the noble hen eggs, eggs, E, double-G, S-eggs. My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide. I’ve eaten them boiled, I’ve eaten them fried. Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled, hummeled, shmummeled, cuddled, and frammeled. I’ve eaten them beaten and swizzled and swuzzled. Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled, and fuzzled. I know every way that an egg can be guzzled. And thinking of eggs reminds me of Sam. Whose favorite dish. Is green eggs and ham.

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Please don't bully dialects and accents.

I'm a southern swede and I've lived all my life being bullied because of how I sound by northerners.

Love and respect.

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Whity try to speak chinese

Scouser accents on girls.

Your thoughts/ponderings?

>>78387891
You sound like a chicano

>>78390942
>mfw everyone hates Indian "English"
That applies to the whole indian part, not only accent

>>78385253
Do you know how many fucking foreigners live here? Unless you went for your vacation in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, I don't think people gave a fuck.

>>78405156
¿que? never heard anyone describe my voice like that but thanks!

What do you think of this Inglish
https://youtu.be/S5BLh77cV_A

>>78385783
Good for you
we have the worst accent

>>78386311
it sounded like you said "å ö ö"

>>78386836
pretty cute but can't even hear what you're saying

>>78385783
Born in Russia, lived in canada for rest of live. no accent, sad.

>>78385709
My wife is Russian and she sounds adorable when she speaks German with her accent.

>>78386297
Wasn't she like the fifth or sixth choice for that post?

>>78384711
kes lan
d-did I do it right??

>>78386252
>>78386473
>>78386297
>sucking comdrade dick is now considered an achievement

yea she could get through lawschool by that too, look at that face, she touched more dicks than doorknobs