>his language has gendered nouns

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>SOV

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>nouns have cases

Said the "chimerian" speaker.

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>formal honorifics for "seniors"

>>78384639
> his language doesn't have free word order

>his language has third person gendered pronouns
>his language doesn't have a separate 2nd person plural pronoun

>>78385222
We mister that does that technically, and sir. We're just not autistic about like, say, the japanese.

>>78384639
If only english still did

>his language insists on a dozen tenses and doesn't simply pay attention to indicative words in the sentence

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>>78385572
>We mister that does that technically, and sir.

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>>78384639
>His countrymen have 75 genders

>>78385660
We should technically refer to our superiors as mister, misses/miss, sir, etc. We are not as autistic about always using them in the correct context as, say, the Japanese.
I started drinking too early and messed up.

>>78385728
>started drinking early
Perfect workday cocktail: 2 beers and 2 Adderall

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>>78384639
>his language has gendered pronouns

>easiest language to learn
:)

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>>78384639
>His language doesnt have millions of retarded irregular verbs and 25-30 tenses

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>His country speaks in another country's language

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>his language doesn't have any letters with an umlaut

>>78388518
why are estonian builders so shit?

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>>78386379

>>78388518
Üüüüü

>>78388727
cause only like bottom 10% of our retards go to B*nland to build

Waitress, bachelorette, blonde...

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>>78384639
hey thats my favourite stock image man

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>no augmentative/diminutive form of nouns

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>>78390093
hes having a really great laugh haha

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>>78390118
hes having such a great time i wonder whats so funny

>>78390154
i think he is crying this is sad :(

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>>78390154
i wish i could be this happy

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>>78390191
oh no then i really am just as happy as him
i ran out of pictures so here is my second favourite stock image man. he is also happy but more relaxed

>>78388344
Are you referring to English? Because English 'irregular' verbs are actually entirely regular with their internal umlaut.

>>78388518
i has an umlaut: the dot.

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>>78384639
>his language has 100+ genders & pronouns

>>78390113
How do others survive

>>78384639
>reading someone's text and not realizing what's author gender till he/she pointed it directly
how is it an improvement

>>78392112
IKR
Un poco - a (masculine) little (masculine)
Un poquito - a (masculine) little little (masculine)
Un poquitito - a (masculine) little little little (masculine)
Un poquititito - a (masculine) little little little (masculine)
Ad infinitum

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>his language has articles

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>his language has grammatical gender

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>>78384639
>his language has no grammatical mood