/brit/

shartgon of a fart

>>78373663
enjoy waging until 55 not 65 mate

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WATCH: Lei Feng sets GOOD EXAMPLE by living selfless life

Go back to /pol/.

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Arya stark kills littlefinger

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Need a radical supremacist to put me in my place.

>Unironically supporting The alt right
>>>reddit>>>>>>

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the White Man marches on

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>>78373709
me in the middle
you lower left

>>78373632
deserve it for being a yank

>>78373730
Me top right

euugh got a bit of a cold/temperature lads

annoying as fuck

egg

>>78373754
never been sick in my life

not subhuman rubbish, simple as

>>78373709
nothing gets past you does it sleuth

do you guys have irl friends? :)

browsing r/fuckthealtright lads

>>78373671
>>78373692

Saw this bender is Sainsbury's last week with his family

>>78373766
only through the gf

>>78373699
knew that, she has plot armour to kill Cercei

>>78373766
rubbish

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>>78373741
I'm just an unworthy yank.

>>78373766
Yes. Travelling with them to the US in October

>>78373730
Indian and Abo look proud, black and chink look pitiful

foy

>>78373766
yeah but they don't like me

Business idea : shift-right

person 1: "Man, i have an awful case of Foy at the moment. My girlfriend says its worse than ever!"

person 2: "Yeah man, I know that feel. I smelt a whole lot of Foy from "down there' last night in bed."

person 1: "It really is the worst smell."

>>78373766
nah

business idea: alternative centrism

Business idea: girlfriend

Business idea: join the Tyranid hive mind and erase all life from earth

Radical centrists... better known as the far-right.

>>78373801
some of them look better than james damore lel

>>78373779
I imagine it would be difficult to attract a decent gf if you don't have any friends, no?

>>78373697
whats unfortunate is you thought there was a difference

>>78373801
the harem

>>78373830

yes please

>>78373785
Nah you're not fuck off

>man hopes into taxi

taxi driver: "where would you like to go today?:

man: "yes."

>>78373820
literally me

>>78373839
had "friends" in secondary school, just like everyone else
been with the same gf since then

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hate the tabloids
hate the murdoch rags
love are guardian
ambivalent on pints
simple as

>>78373785
Wait, then who was the Aussie who left Australia to the USA yesterday?

im alt-alt

>>78373856
>hopes

>>78373869
me. stopped off in the UK for a bit.

>>78373859
the Deano lifestyle in full effect

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i'm very smelly today, lads

>>78373846
I'm coming for you, buddy

>>78373869
Someone else. My flights are booked though

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And I'm pleased
to be chilling in the west indies

>>78373890
Kill yourself

>>78373869
me. Stopped off in Aus for a bit.

>>78373890
>smelly
>>78373893
>>78373899And I'm pleased
to be chilling in the west indies
>>78373901

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QUITE a fan of china lads

have you heard of the high elves?

176mg caffeine straight down the gullet

>>78373901
someone has a case of the mondays

normingtons... such vexing creatures

>>78373919
prefer benzos myself

got called a drug fiend in greggs yesterday

>>78373893
Why would you visit here

Nothing to see move along

>>78373915
was that an attempt to green text me
gosh aussies are fucking thick

sitting on a bench in the street reading my book for 5 hours

your thoughts on this?

>>78373916
t. has never spent time around mainland Chinese people in China

>>78373936
grim

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THERE'S NO MORE

GIRLS IN

CALIFNORRRRNIA

>>78373936
>sitting on a bench in the street reading my book for 5 hours
>>>78373893
Why would you visit here

Nothing to see move along
>your thoughts on this?

>>78373939
t. spent some time on /pol/ and is now an expert of china

>>78373928
Lov benzos

ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
>ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
>ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
>ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
>ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE
>ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER IN THE NEXT EPISODE

>>78373933
There's plenty of solid 7/8 mixed girls over there. Coke is also cheap there, too :)

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>>78373918
hate those bitches

>>78373965
Who and who?

>>78373965
don't care

>>78373965
must be nice

>>78373965
don't care

>>78373971
Hard to find in the glass bottles though

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>game of thrones

>>78373965

never seen it

>>78373965

never seen it

>>78373965
good. he's a snake.

>fantasy
>capeshit

infantilism is a disease

>>78373992
>>78373993
hmm

>>78373965
Do not care

>>78373992
>>78373993
peas

>>78373965
Bookfag
tv a shit

>>78373965
Bookfag
tv a shit

>>78374001
Fantasy is an excellent, GoT however is an extremely shitty example.

>Almost reads a New World flag post by accident
Close call

Everyone in Plymouth is a disgusting little gremlin Jesus Christ it's repulsive

>>78374022

liking this fella

>>78374001
>>78373990
good posts

>>78374041
same can be said of most regional cities/towns to be honest

best to try and ignore the absolute state of the average person walking down the street, only gets you down.

>>78374041
Gremlin is a great car but it was made by AMC, not Plymouth.

>>78374022
good post
>>78374019
bad post

>>78373885
we live together in a 2-bed, built in 1985 though
I bought my car outright
didn't go to uni, got a job straight after college
just got engaged
love wagamamas

>>78373885
we live together in a 2-bed, built in 1985 though
I bought my car outright
didn't go to uni, got a job straight after college
just got engaged
love wagamamas

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>Good Omens show adaptation in the work
>Aziraphale isn't Martin Freeman
Dropped

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Haha bet you wish you could have this sweaty xx

>>78374091
in the works
>>78374094
*acquires it illegally*

>>78374094
not sweaty fuck off

>>78374094
not sweaty fuck off

>The knitted pink pussyhat, a pro-European Union poster campaign and a lending library of protest banners have been named some of the best designs of the year by the Design Museum in London, part of a 60-strong list that reflects a tumultuous time of global political unrest and creative popular resistance.

>>78374094
genuinely don't desu, there's about 10 billion things I'd want to own before I got to the point where the next thing I'd get is a gun

find the yank fixation with le shooty metal things a bit weird

DES

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>>78374120

Echoing Aussie is getting on me nerves

think I'll buy a hairdryer

>>78374131
echo

>>78374131
echo

>>78374116
burn it down and start again

think I'll buy a hairdryer

>>78374094
I honestly can't think of a scenario when I'll need that on a regular day

laugh at yanks at least once a day

>>78374152
>need

You think I NEED a niggerblaster 5000?

Do Australians actually like Vegemite?

>Rib a septic
>Immediately jumps to a racial sex fantasy
Bizarre warped """people"""

bit odd how cesareans are supposedly more and more common but I don't think I've ever seen a woman with a c-section scar
do they just heal really well? can't believe that

Oi get nonced you!

>>78374179
shut up dumb worthless fuckwit cuck

>>78374169
fuck off we're full

>>78374179
>cesareans
fuck off yank

>>78374152
Like a fire extinguisher or auto insurance, it's not for a regular day.

>>78374179
how many midriffs of women above the age of 30 do you see?

>>78374195
i was a c-section desu

Is this a pro- or anti-morrissey general?

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I am British, may I post here?

taking 10mg of speed, just a small one today lads

*your post*
*fedora image*

>>78374220
brits aren't allowed to post here

>>78374220
Only if you be my gf

>>78374179
I was
I once read that because of c sections uteruses are getting narrower and thus natural births are getting harder to achieve
don't know how true this is

>>78374011
ummm this is a free country sweetie pie x

muslims are boring cunts aren't they jfc.

>>78374205
not him but work at a gym haha quite a few Eric banana

>>78374220
my fiancee wants to honeymoon in the Bahamas because she reckons there'd be more to do there than like Mauritius or something, is she wrong?

>>78374235
my post?

TEST POST PLEASE IGNORE

>>78373671
>>78373778
Carl of Swindon seems more reasonable than other autism inspiring "edgelord" youtubers

>>78374220

kiss me

>>78374226
Enjoy your heart attack.

>>78374233
Enjoy your heart attack

>inb4 some replies "enjoy your heart attack" to me

឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ /⌒ヽ
឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴/ ・ω・
឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴＿ノ ヽ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ノ ＼＿
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( ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴(三ヽ人឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ /឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴|
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ヽ＿＿＿>､＿＿_/
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឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ |឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴/
You 'mirin?

>>78374260
reckon the atlantic ocean is pretty grim, go mauritius

>>78374277
is google broken?

good night irish pride

hate hate HATE new zealand

>>78374275
I disavow this poster, he is not me. Let the record show I always abhorred the cuck of swindon.

>>78374260
I was born in Mauritius

/ﾌﾌ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ム｀ヽ
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I know you are.

>>78374287
you're irradiated as fuck from fucushima

beeriod at work lads. done 4 work poos already.

innit pengting wagwan

>>78374220
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/329008/#331591 ah yes

>>78374277
>>78374286
>>78374307
love yanks just such good posters awesome

Can't...stop...making racist posts...

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>I was born in Mauritius

>>78374306
Wog

WILLY POO BUM LADS

WAHEYYY

>>78374311
Hope your boss confronts you with a folder of all your 4chan posts while at work

>>78374308
mauritius is in the indian ocean dumbie
we're probably more fucked from nuclear testing than fukushima

>>78374320
>giving them (You)s
pleb

>>78374306
>68% Indian
DESIGNATED

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>the Alt-Right and the Alt-Light are exactly the sa-

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who intelligentsia here?

>he posts images
>on 4chan
shaking my head

>>78374371
photoshop

>>78374287
I've already been India so don't really fancy Sri Lanka, I'd just spend the whole time there and that's a bit boring
at least with Bahamas there's a chance of nipping in to Hawaii or something

>>78374306
cool

>>78374359
French actually. Family kind of despise all the Indians coming in

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>Took an afternoon nap cos I was sick
>Lots of vivid dreams
>In one of them I wrote like 5 punk rap songs about my life and they were really good
>Wake up and I've all but completely forgotten how they go
Damn, I could have been famous

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>photoshop

>>78374367
there are actually people in this gen who know all these people

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>>78374371

>>78374303
omg yes I love sucking dicks

FILL ME UP DADDY ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

>>78374401
punk rap is huge now

doin' digital dancing

the mainstream medier

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>>78374399

>>78374396
There's not that much in Mauritius. Cruisey nightlife and awesome resorts. Tourists are mostly cashed up honeymooners, couples and families. Not many backpackers out that way obviously

is it a coincidence that the most reviled immigrant groups in this country happen to be the immigrants that cause the most problems?

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why is there no porn of this

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>>78374423
-and I love being fucked by big black cocks

>>78374401
I always make up hit songs in my mind right when I'm about to sleep and cba to turn on the synths

frogs aren't human

REPLY TTO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78373702
gonna need sauce on that one m80

>>78374466
yeah

>>78374482
Shut it

>>78374356
You mentioned the Atlantic
We have a leaking nuclear plant for 40 years now.
It's only the Irish sea. Isle of Man, Wales and Cornwall affected.

>>78374467
>he sat down and took the time to make this image in mspaint instead of simply describing it

>>78374482

Missus wants to bring me to Egypt for her 60th but I've heard the pyramids stink of piss. Anyone been there ?

>>78374517
yeah it stinks of piss

>2017
>white
Sorry lad wrong century :^)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF and fuck WHITE PEOPLE

>>78374530
you saved yourself with those last two words

>>78374561
fatty

muslims are 5% of the population yet commit 30% of all sex crimes.

i dont know the statistics for terrorism, slavery and FGM but i imagine its similarly disproportionate

why is this? serious answers only people

>>78374517
maybe it's cat piss from those anthropomorphic cats

>>78374220
is that you time stamp please would you like American citizenship?

>>78374517
>bring
*take
illiterate mong

Some of you guys are alright. Stay out of London today

love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

might pop down to plymouth

>>78374396
>at least with Bahamas there's a chance of nipping in to Hawaii or something
u wot, that's miles away
why are you talking about sri lanka?

>mum found the yiff stash

>>78374517
>60th
Maybe she wants to be placed back in her tomb

Is Nigel Farage still popular in this memetic cesspit?

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the picture that saved the alt right

>>78374585
most people are too scared to offer serious answers to these questions. gotta love lefties for cultivating that culture of fear and suspicion.

Macron and Trudeau are somehow able to spout leftist, SJW rhetoric, but also get along quite nicely with corporations and big business, they're very friendly with Trump despite seemingly being ideologically opposite, and their actual policies are pretty centrist, carrying on the neocon/neolib status quo under the cover of pretending to be social liberals.

This leads me to believe they're complete snakes very good at putting on an act and lying to people. Extremely pragmatic sure, but no moral principles.

>>78374610
closer than England is
can't just go one place when I travel, bloody boring that

>>78374617
did a miniature howl

>>78374617
screaming

>>78374517

alri owen

>>78374634
go somewhere closer and less commercial than hawaii
costa rica sounds nice, and not that dangerous

>>78374396
>at least with Bahamas there's a chance of nipping in to Hawaii or something
>someone this dumb is getting married and here I sit alone

wank o'clock methinks

>>78374487
https://exhentai.org/g/503621/a242166a36/

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>>78374617

fucking head is pounding

>>78373671
Oi, i thought alt-rights is loved in Britain. Football gangs was developed there.
Oi, the Millwall, the Westham you know.
Usual brit goes to the football, drinks beer and later he have fight with other drank brits that is screaming Oi! later they together go to beat pakistanians or somebody else.

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R9k is p weird

>>78374686
should i move to ukraine?

>>78374674
samesies but the willy has been uncharacteristically phimotic the past week
might be a wee bit painful

>>78374715
move to the bottom of the nearest seabed

>>78374661
16 hours from Bahamas is less than 20 hours from England
if I'm ever going to go to Hawaii, it'll probably have to be on the back of another trip
was originally gonna be part of our southern US trip but might as well take the opportunity of a honeymoon

>>78374711
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/

Unironically considering shooting myself because all I'd prefer to do in life is sleep and death is just eternal sleep innit

>>78374723
fair, hawaii is pretty far from everything
but why would you want to go to a soulless yank island in the middle of nowhere anyway?

bitch I'll kill you

>>78374763
wtf I love james damore now

>>78374763
*demonetizes your video*

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reply to me

brb lads I've got a large and explosive bowel movement coming through

Mum says if I join the Lib-Dems i'm out of the house.

>>78374801
nick clegg was a slut and your mum's in the right

>>78374763
big corporations will be fucked by this in the future

>>78374762
I loved Fiji, which is essentially a vaguely-British pacific island, got me interested in the vaguely-American pacific island
plus it's got British ties

>>78374801

excellent mum.

>>78374715
Why? Is it famous brit humor?

nick creg

getting measured up for my work uniform tomorrow.

nick egg

>>78374812
Locals are going to fucking beat your haole ass lmao

>>78374811
AIs will just abort the males born with excess testosterone, I have seen the facilities

>>78374763
depression quest indeed

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love google simple as

>>78374763
>so anon we heard you have nationalist opinions, is that true?

>>78374798
Ahh I'm done
Didn't take as long to wipe as I expected
The smell is wafting into the hallway though

might eat the last cheese scone

>In the run-up to the 1992 election Clinton underlined his own moral conservatism as Governor of Arkansas by executing a mentally incapacitated murderer.
Fuck me. Blair was bad, but at least he didn't literally kill for power.

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>have a childhood friend
>used to play vidya over LAN all the time since we were neighbours
>would very often overhear his mother nagging him to help with chores, go to sleep already, or just telling him to stop shouting (whereupon he'd speak in a hushed tone for two or three minutes)
>whenever I visited his mum didn't say much but she periodically brought snacks and drinks for us

>my friend and I are now 29
>play vidya with him over the internet all the time
>very often overhear his wife nagging him to help with chores, go to sleep already, or just telling him to stop shouting (whereupon he speaks in a hushed toone for two or three minutes)
>whenever I visit his wife doesn't say much but she periodically brings snacks and drinks for us

>>78374883
>The smell is wafting into the hallway though
fucking hate that
you're like my dad

>>78374864
whats that goth place in Dublin the Tower?

>>78374883
I was just thinking.
I seem to have two reoccuring dreams
One is where I either end up pissing my pants or pooing myself. When I wake up I always have to check it didn't actually happen because it felt quite real. However it has not yet happened.
The other is where I am driving my car but I am driving uncontrollably because there's something wrong with the brakes I'm or just driving bad or something, and I'm hitting lots of stuff. It's actually quite traumatic.

>>78374812
never been to either so you should probably disregard everything I say but hawaii has always sounded too overdeveloped and commercialised for me, esp to cator to rich yank tourists
read those resorts severely fuck over local water supplies and poor locals lead pretty terrible lives. yanks and their regulations

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What?

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>>78374883
did you open the window and close the door you filthy fucking animal?

not a fan of this poster >>78374954

>>78374954
stop posting them so fucking early

>>78374904
huh.................................

what does the virgin run look like?

>>78374945
theres a goth club in dublin. i was there years back. Google Ireland would hang out there.
I remember it was under a bar.

>>78375028
Dunno really not a Dubliner

>>78374931
weird i have had the second one a couple of times

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