>tfw no american sugar daddy bf
>tfw no qt Finnish bf to cuddle with
>tfw no pale and skinny French bf
>>78372716
>tfw no sun tanned american bf to mock me for not being able to stand temperatures above 85°F
>>78372771
>tfw no slim French bf to show off at the beach
>>78372771
where do you even stand those temperatures? in an oven?
>>78372800
>tfw no strong american bf to cook large healthy snacks to eat at the beach with him
>He will never purposefully let his ice cream drip on my shoulder to have an occasion to kiss my collar bone
>>78372806
85°F is like 30°C
>>78372682
>tfw no american sugar gf so I can live there in the USA freely
>>78372863
>tfw no toned French bf to go swimming with at the beach
>tfw I will never go far from shore with him and feel up his body underneath the water
>>78372911
>tfw no american bf with slight love handles to pick on
>You'll never be faster than him when bringing him along your morning jog despite smoking
>He will never get back at you in the shower afterwards
yall mus b gay
>>78373009
>tfw no French bf who whispers dirty things into my ear in the sexiest of languages
>all while I don't understand a word he's saying
>>78373036
yeah
I fucking hate this board
>>78373036
I-i thought they were all girls . I was taking notes.