/brit/

fist for hamdog

First for nuke Israel

need a british bf to write a horror story w/

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>>78370249
You don't have a gf

HAMDOG posters BLOWN out of the FUCKING water

FUCK hamdogs

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>>78366291
stop making new threads, we're in here

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>>78370269
that's where you're wrong buddy boy

Let's see if we can get a 10 post JF combo

>>78370274
>we're in here
7 replies

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>>78370252
How would you kill me?

>>78370254
Glaswegian nonce

>>78370274
FOH (fuck off hamdogger)
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>>78370282
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>>78370249

we did it reddit

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for the first time in a long time tonight i'm able to go to bed before midnight and it feels good
goodnight lads

FUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOG

>>78370274
make a better edition brah

ONE (1) brit in this thread

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Big if true.

>>78370286
I always wanted to crush a person's head with a big rock like the girl did to the nun in that movie Orphan but she used a hammer.

>>78370298
it's 6 am

>>78370276
igbox co/piddleass/

Activated my almonds mate

>>78370274
Fuck off earlyfag.

>>78370313
It's 10 pm

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>>78370298
me too

nite bud

hamdog dreams 2 u

>>78370309
probably a paki too

>>78370316
yeah she's my gf you utter melt

>>78370272
Now i agree with you

>>78370313
oh fuck
well time flies when you're having fun!

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>>78370249
>>78370276
Moar

FUCK A HAMDOG NIGGA

A HAMDOG NIGGA GET NO RESPECK

>>78370311
Sounds violent, I'd prefer a different way

you can strangle me to death

>>78369976
yeah mate you're right to say british was just saying he has a scottish accent, i don't know scottish accents well enough to say where he's from

up all night on the chon again? pathetic

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>>78370333
alri

think i might be turning into a very left wing brownite type.
the more i re-read communists and socialists whining about social democrats, the more i start to wonder if being civil with them is a waste of time.

i'll nationalise the trains, you fuck off and masturbate to reading a 3 volume tome so dull that even the author couldn't finish it.

>>78370345
fuck off sonic

Starting to think trusting Krauts is a bad idea...
https://sputniknews.com/politics/201708161056497669-germany-supports-dprk-double-freeze/

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Disgruntled man outside Cambridge, ON police department.

>>78370336
Retarded and a crybaby.

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>>78370341
That'd be my second choice.

>>78370268
hi

got called a bigot by gordon brown

Another mexican is here hahhahhaahahahhahahahaha

>>78370351
good lad
nationalised rail just makes sense

CAN I GET A "FUCK A HAMDOG NIGGA"?

*muffled guffaws in the undergrowth slandering thus hamdogs poster*

got called a hoser by gordie howe

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>>78370350
top qt

TELL A HAMDOG POSTER NIGGA U HAMDOGGIN'

U GET NO RESPECK FROM ME!

>aquatic bananas

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>>78370363
hi

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England is my city.

>>78370355
Not good enough. NK cannot have nukes at all in any capacity. Period.

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>>78370376

Anyone else DESPISE hamdog?

seriously, fuck anyone who posts that shit around here

>>78370397
so it seems.
so it seems.

don't much care for Germans

>>78370358
me in the centre

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My uncle's surname is England but he looks pretty swarthy.

cant say ive ever cared much for hamdogs

>>78370405
vile image, please refrain from posting it here in future

>>78370421
BYE CUNT

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>>78370298
>someone changed it to McDonald's coffee

I understand it is better coffee, but why enturbulate the nationalists

>>78370405
reported

FUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOGFUCK HAMDOG

bum poo willy

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alri x

>>78370445
BC mentioned

I'm at work and I'm hungry and horny and the phrase "young, dumb, and full of cum" has been stuck in my head for hours. Need to wank.

I hope the hamdog poster knows that the janitorial services will soon be aware of the current situation and things will not end well for him

I believe a 3 day ban is in order, dont you jan jan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWKgxgvOQjc

>>78370457
>young, dumb, and full of cum
sounds gay if it;s you are the one who was filled with cum

>>78370431
tims sucks
its just burnt horribly and loaded with sugar

there's three kinds
subliminal
liminal
and superliminal
>what's superliminal
*leans out window*
HEY YOU, JOIN THE NAVY

yvan eht nioj~

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>>78370469
Other way around. I'm thinking about young dumb sluts.

Accompany flotilla

holy shit, the irish subhuman is so stupid, now i understand why the potatoes hate them

>>78370493
Young, mum & full of cum

Hehe

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Wish I could be her knight in white armour.

might join the navy

cant take anyone seriously who compares america now to weimar germany desu

>>78370510
women are disgusting

>we post with these brits

https://youtu.be/96SrWO5Na54

cant take anyone seriously who classes america as part of the first world desu

what are women good for besides sex and bringing kids

in reddit they told me being a white knight is a good thing

Irish people are literally subhumans that fart out a rancid stench mix of potatoes and cabbage

They forever 24/7 carry around a lingering foul odor of rotten cabbage and potatoes because this is the gas from which emanates from their anus that stews around in their innards after consuming their diet of cabbage and potatoes

In the short, the Irish are cabbage and potato-farting subhumans. Beware.

uuuuuuUuuhh fUckin I'm sudoisbop OSUSITPIDI NAJKN JOI O IO I OI I IIO OO O

:3

78370539
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>>78370527
holy shit i remember this thread

i miss when i browsed r9k all the time and had skype friends i talked to every day

best character from the office (uk): gareth
best character from the office (us): creed
worst character from the office (uk): dawn
worst character from the office (us): andy/that british woman from the last 2 seasons

>i miss when i browsed r9k all the time and had skype friends i talked to every day

absolutely pathetic

british people sound so fucking stupid

that's just my opinion

>>78370527
howling

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>>78370527

>>78370563
Why didn't they make a Canadian office?

>>78370527
He actually reeeed

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78370568
cawabunga dood

FUEEGOOO

best character from the office (uk): ricky gervaise
best character from the office (us): dwight schrute
worst character from the office (uk): dawn
worst character from the office (us): meredith

>>78370578
there is one, it's in french though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Job

that looks staged

>>78370578
There's a French Canadian The Office. La Bureau, or Le Office, or some shit.

>>78370578
Trailer Park Boys

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Catholics are always trying to find out if you’re a Catholic. It happens to me a lot, I know, partly because my last name is Irish, and most people of Irish descent are Catholics. As a matter of fact, my father was a Catholic once. He quit, though, when he married my mother. But Catholics are always trying to find out if you’re a Catholic even if they don’t know your last name. I knew this one Catholic boy, Louis Shaney, when I was at the Whooton School. He was the first boy I ever met there. He and I were sitting in the first two chairs outside the goddam infirmary, the day school opened, waiting for our physicals, and we sort of struck up this conversation about tennis. He was quite interested in tennis, and so was I. He told me he went to the Nationals at Forest Hills every summer, and I told him I did too, and then we talked about certain hot-shot tennis players for quite a while. He knew quite a lot about tennis, for a kid his age. He really did. Then, after a while, right in the middle of the goddam conversation, he asked me, “Did you happen to notice where the Catholic church is in town, by any chance?” The thing was, you could tell by the way he asked me that he was trying to find out if I was a Catholic. He really was. Not that he was prejudiced or anything, but he just wanted to know. He was enjoying the conversation about tennis and all, but you could tell he would’ve enjoyed it more if I was a Catholic and all. That kind of stuff drives me crazy. I’m not saying it ruined our conversation or anything-it didn’t-but it sure as hell didn’t do it any good.

AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

>>78370589
>la job

haha classic frogs

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>>78370249
same girl?

>>78370604
format wise trailer park boys is the closest anglo canadian equivalent to the office, but humour and setting wise i'd say corner gas is the closest

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Eurasians are the master race

Simple as.

>>78370568
hell ye cody they liek totes sound all ghey n shit my dude *adjusts meer in mom's honda*

what the FUCK is wrong with you?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>78370618
nah mate

i am not able to understand pirate english

>>78370619
I meant you're all white trash eh

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>>78370622
My aunt’s pretty charitable-she does a lot of Red Cross work and all-but she’s very well-dressed and all, and when she does anything charitable she’s always very well-dressed and has lipstick on and all that crap. I couldn’t picture her doing anything for charity if she had to wear black clothes and no lipstick while she was doing it. And old Sally Hayes’s mother. Jesus Christ. The only way she could go around with a basket collecting dough would be if everybody kissed her ass for her when they made a contribution. If they just dropped their dough in her basket, then walked away without saying anything to her, ignoring her and all, she’d quit in about an hour. She’d get bored. She’d hand in her basket and then go someplace swanky for lunch.

is there anything more pathetic than the academie francaise

>>78370615
Le weekend. Le stop sign. Le french fries.

Pathetic language.

>>78370618
saved

>>78370606
what an absolute waste of fucking time reading this was

>>78370618
Yes, just look at the room, also chubby but i'lld bang hard

>>78370620
average american by 2050

cant believe whitecucks let browns pull down a statue

>>78370644
to be fair.
could be much worse.

>>78370632
Arrgh, wharr yee say thurr matey? Yee cannae unnerstand meee, Cappin Greybread? Aye ayell have yee thrown over thee plank oerr yonderss yeee ayee arrggh.

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>>78370651
haha
that's my ends' dialect
plymuff n at

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>>78370642
I don’t like any shows very much, if you want to know the truth. They’re not as bad as movies, but they’re certainly nothing to rave about. In the first place, I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do. Some of the good ones do, in a very slight way, but not in a way that’s fun to watch. And if any actor’s really good, you can always tell he knows he’s good, and that spoils it. You take Sir Laurence Olivier, for example. I saw him in Hamlet. D.B. took Phoebe and I to see it last year. He treated us to lunch first, and then he took us. He’d already seen it, and the way he talked about it at lunch, I was anxious as hell to see it, too. But I didn’t enjoy it much. I just don’t see what’s so marvelous about Sir Laurence Olivier, that’s all. He has a terrific voice, and he’s a helluva handsome guy, and he’s very nice to watch when he’s walking or dueling or something, but he wasn’t at all the way D.B. said Hamlet was. He was too much like a goddam general, instead of a sad, screwed-up type guy. The best part in the whole picture was when old Ophelia’s brother-the one that gets in the duel with Hamlet at the very end-was going away and his father was giving him a lot of advice. While the father kept giving him a lot of advice, old Ophelia was sort of horsing around with her brother, taking his dagger out of the holster, and teasing him and all while he was trying to look interested in the bull his father was shooting. That was nice. I got a big bang out of that. But you don’t see that kind of stuff much. The only thing old Phoebe liked was when Hamlet patted this dog on the head. She thought that was funny and nice, and it was. What I’ll have to do is, I’ll have to read that play. The trouble with me is, I always have to read that stuff by myself. If an actor acts it out, I hardly listen. I keep worrying about whether he’s going to do something phony every minute.

>>78370651
ahh yes, "Kernow"

just stared down some plymouth mong
west country twat

>>78370664
privateers innit

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>>78370664
You sound exciting.

miss the 1950s desu

dont even start me on the 1940s
almost had em jews

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>... In this enlightened age, there are few I believe, but what will acknowledge, that slavery as an institution, is a moral & political evil in any Country. It is useless to expatiate on its disadvantages. I think it however a greater evil to the white man than to the black race, & while my feelings are strongly enlisted in behalf of the latter, my sympathies are more strong for the former. The blacks are immeasurably better off here than in Africa, morally, socially & physically. The painful discipline they are undergoing, is necessary for their instruction as a race, & I hope will prepare & lead them to better things. How long their subjugation may be necessary is known & ordered by a wise Merciful Providence.

Though many Confederates were pro-slavery, Lee was triggered by big government. #oldschoollibertarian

>>78370675
Plymouth harbour something about America

78370678
shitter post

>>78370675
it's plymouth as in plymouth rock
it's why you guys keep your "r"s at ends of words, cos our region does and all the sailors n at had a big effect on your language
it's also why pirates are pirates
cos they arrrggghhhh

>>78370660
looks like my ex

>>78370644
she's more of an average Canadian by 2050 really

you lot will just become a province of Mexico

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>>78370695
It's an alright place.
>>78370699
Thanks for that, my hooch swilling pal.

Love watching pretty women being humiliated

the utter runtery of people who say things like "cuck" and "triggered" in /brit/

I need to pay $100 for a visa thank you USA

lana rhoades

the jew is still here :(

>>78370723
btfo yourself a bit there

wish i was a woman so i could be an exhibitionist who vaguely turned people on rather than disgusting them

>>78370731
>btfo

runt

>>78370723
based is the worst

>>78370728
alina li

>>78370714
haha it's actually alright here
plymouth is shit but the rest of the westcountry is tops

Boy, that museum was full of glass cases. There were even more upstairs, with deer inside them drinking at water holes, and birds flying south for the winter. The birds nearest you were all stuffed and hung up on wires, and the ones in back were just painted on the wall, but they all looked like they were really flying south, and if you bent your head down and sort of looked at them upside down, they looked in an even bigger hurry to fly south. The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was. Nobody’d move. You could go there a hundred thousand times, and that Eskimo would still be just finished catching those two fish, the birds would still be on their way south, the deers would still be drinking out of that water hole, with their pretty antlers and their pretty, skinny legs, and that squaw with the naked bosom would still be weaving that same blanket. Nobody’d be different. The only thing that would be different would be you. Not that you’d be so much older or anything. It wouldn’t be that, exactly. You’d just be different, that’s all. You’d have an overcoat on this time. Or the kid that was your partner in line the last time had got scarlet fever and you’d have a new partner. Or you’d have a substitute taking the class, instead of Miss Aigletinger. Or you’d heard your mother and father having a terrific fight in the bathroom. Or you’d just passed by one of those puddles in the street with gasoline rainbows in them. I mean you’d be different in some way-I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

pretty tragic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>78370740
>tops
dyou mean lush? or are you a northerner in disguise

>>78370728
Boring as fuck, 100% superficial

i sometimes wrap myself up in a blanket like a burrito and let my dog hump me

>>78370760
hey me too except I have a great dane and I'm a taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVMu3WzQof0

>>78370755
we say lush here

>>78370735
>runt

spacker

>>78370781
>spacker

mong

>>78370778
FYI this 'girl' camwhored on r9k, is a coalburner, scammed multiple people out of thousands of dollars, is a literal heroin addict ad is now fat

take that as you will

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6:45
you know what that means

Can't imagine myself in a situation where my parents are fighting

>>78370786
>mong

bender

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Me, Timothy James Byrne, here in my partitioned burn unit on Bilana 3

>>78370791
howling

>>78370797
can't imagine a situation in which my mum would have enough of a chance against my dad for it to even be considered a "fight"

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There was this one boy at Elkton Hills, named James Castle, that wouldn’t take back something he said about this very conceited boy, Phil Stabile. James Castle called him a very conceited guy, and one of Stabile’s lousy friends went and squealed on him to Stabile. So Stabile, with about six other dirty bastards, went down to James Castle’s room and went in and locked the goddam door and tried to make him take back what he said, but he wouldn’t do it. So they started in on him. I won’t even tell you what they did to him-it’s too repulsive-but he still wouldn’t take it back, old James
Castle. And you should’ve seen him. He was a skinny little weak-looking guy, with wrists about as big as pencils. Finally, what he did, instead of taking back what he said, he jumped out the window. I was in the shower and all, and even I could hear him land outside. But I just thought something fell out the window, a radio or a desk or something, not a boy or anything. Then I heard everybody running through the corridor and down the stairs, so I put on my bathrobe and I ran downstairs too, and there was old James Castle laying right on the stone steps and all. He was dead, and his teeth, and blood, were all over the place, and nobody would even go near him.

Anyone here like benzos?

not too late to back out from the nightmare that is leaving the EU

>>78370760
I bought two burritos earlier and ate both. I told the girl make one spicy and one plain.
I implied I had a gf that didn't like spicy.
I like spicy but I was embarrassed because I'm a fat fuck.

>>78370818
I got prescribed them

FUCked me up

>>78370791
is there a knowyourmeme article on her?

>>78370818
aye

have a xanax rx

>>78370828
>I like spicy but I was embarrassed because I'm a fat fuck.
Does an Israeli diet have a lot of starchy carbs in it like in the United States?
All I hear about is bagels and latkes

>>78370818
they have very little effect on me before knocking me out yet they're moreish

the worst type of drug really

>>78370828
Post belly

>>78370838
I hope not

Seriously the most repulsive person I have ever known

>>78370851
haha alri virgin

>>78370791
>'girl'

y-you mean it's a boy?

>>78370828
Just said that were 2 spicy and one for taking home for your brother...

can someone translate this thread into english for me please

>>78370855
>alri virgin
>gets taken in by her act meant to draw in virgin beta orbiters

the irony

now the monkey and the parasite jew are talking to each other again,....
schlomo really wants to suck your black cock

two burritos is too much

Oy gevalt Moshe is autistic and chubby

dutch is such a weird language. It's like German tried to transition to English but stopped doing HRT halfway through

>>78370875
they should make tortillas that are half as thick so you can eat more. could easily eat 2 burritos if it wasn't for the tortillas filling me up

>>78370888
I like listening to Dutch music because there's occasional bouts where it sounds like they're just talking in English and then it goes back into being gibberish.

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乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

>>78370886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

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Little Shlomo slowly tries to make his way to his computer. His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor, littered with empty Mt. Dew bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildos

>>78370888
My aunt lives in Amsterdam, she said that Dutch is german when spoken underwater

sausage rolls and cheese scones for brekkie

Suddenly, all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Shlomo. Being rejected by his love, her filthy goyim friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the Gentiles for his own failures. "I don't need this stupid shitze anyway, or any inferior white Gentile cattle girl for that matter," Shlomo bitterly mumbles, filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash, which is already filled to the brim with used Kleenex tissue papers.

>>78370871
I'm not taken in matey, I just don't care about some slag that manipulated 4chan autists
empathising with virgins is a sure sign of virginity

>>78370904
For you Menachen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2f8kd1d278

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>…I was prepared for public disputes about doctrine. But the small inefficiencies were too much to bear. One day, when I spoke at a Transport House press conference about crime, the visual aids were left in the Labour Party’s Walworth Road headquarters. On the following morning, I chaired a press conference on education. The visual aids arrived, but all the lettering slid off the pictures just as the television cameras focused on the graphs of Tory failure.

She always told him to get a job in real estate, or become a lawyer like his father, Moshe Davidsteingolemwitz. "Please get a real job, Shlomo. I'm begging you," she would say. But she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the chosen nation of Israel from these scumbag Stormfags and Arab-Palestinians on the Internet, whose ultimate goal it is to wipe him off the map. Shlomo now begins to type on his keyboard

>>78370846
>they're moreish
explain

Little Shlomo sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while. "I'm sorry, Applejack," he says. Shlomo then turns to his wall, which he has covered in JIDF, MLP and cuckold posters. In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arched words "Remember the 66 billion." Now, Shlomo euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Israel in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types endlessly. "Oh, you goshdarn goyim Stormfags..."

>>78370903
wtf ARE YOU ON /trek RIGHT NOW?
>>86419510

>just by being a jew i could be Israeli
>too comfy in the rainy, green, lush pacific northwest

I'm so glad i wasn't born in that desert shithole lol

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wanna learn the banjo desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4Lq0vNNhg

>>78370751
anyone listened to the whole thing ?
really dont care about louis sobbing but his mothers reaction tears my heart apart

i reckon this is his stepdad talking to him doesnt sound like a smartman
any news from louis ? he probably got kicked out

>>78370952
Wait..
>>>/tv/86405852#p86419510

>>78370971
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmU6wELS4sc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iXHytzh718

>>78370931
Fuck sake full?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Z8Ww1EmMk

>>78370981
DIRE attempt
lurk moar
this is the last time I will reply to an american flag this thread because of this embaresment

>>78370980
>10 mins
Tldr what happened?

white people are SHIT

Finally logging into his computer, Shlomo is greeted by his home wallpaper, consisting of a huge black brazilian cock. After discovering the Internet, he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality, by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach the brazilian monkey about his feelings, just so he could lose his virginity before he turned 25.

>tfw no half mexican gf

>>78370994
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

lordy

>>78371000
are you lonely beto?

>>78370988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JhXn_onsw

>>78370994
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

Simon Foster: Yep. That's that then.
Toby Wright: Jolly good. "That's that then" is your line for the ages, is it?
Simon Foster: What?
Toby Wright: Well... "I remember the day that war was declared. I turned to the minister and he said 'That's that then. Anyone want a mint?'"
Simon Foster: Piss off, Toby.

>>78371021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE34z7uVjSM

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off to work lads

>>78370984
why did she do that? wtf

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Still, Shlomo had not found the courage to talk to the brazilian monkey, or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school, for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your black dick, monkey," he sighed. Shlomo opens up his outdated Internet Explorer, and searches on Bing for 4chan's /brit/ general

>>78370997
some brit neet locked himself up in his room
stepdad wants to confront him but he doesnt answer
mom desperately wants stepdad to stop(i think its his stepdad could be someone else from the family though)
she says she want it to be done softer but it doesnt make sense because stepdad is just trying to have a conversation
definitly sounds like the mom so addicted to her son that she wont do anything against him

>>78371029
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

post toot

>>78371034
I am depressed so no metal but some classic Brazilian choro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjOfsoBhMY

>>78371048
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

>>78370983
this is knee slapper if I ever heard one

>>78371046
Does Luis sound like a retard?

ay carmela

>>78371057
respect

>>78371066
thing is he doesnt speak a single word he just records the whole thing for some reason
he does start sobbing when the voices get higher

>>78371059
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

>>78371088
Haha why are you so concerned for Luis?

>>78371082
>>78371086
>>78371088
>>78371097
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

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he is just a guy who wants to suck monkey's cock.............

>>78371082
that's why you should remember the green cross code desu

>>78371082
hate the roads here so much
not only does everyone drive horribly/recklessly and fuck up the roads
but you have massive retards like in this vid who just will wander out into busy roads or heavy traffic aimlessly and slowly not even bothering to look around.

>>78371082
ouch.... Btw she deserved, dumb as fuck

>>78371086
O mundo é um moinho is by far his most melancholic and best song, thank God i can evoque the good old Brazilian music instead listen to outside stuff

>>78371108
you're a weird bloke beto

>>78371125
Greatest ally

Beto go to sleep please, you're getting weirder and weirder

>>78371117
>>78371136
wth is your problem, just seems odd to have fat chink posting in two separate threads on 4chan around the same time and it not be from you, Mr Vietnam, the one who likes TNG
Im watching your posts now carefully

who's beto

*drops trousers and boxers*
*dangles willy about*
*produces a big thundering fart*
*puts saucepan on my head*
*walks around with pants at my ankles noncing about*

>tfw I will never be a schizophrenic Mexican and/or Britishman
why live

schlomo wants to have oral sex with you though

>>78371142
The retarded Mexican

I am not gay so don't want Moshe to blow me

I love minorities lads. Especially the spastics who go around in wheelchairs (that's hot).

>I am not gay so don't want Moshe to blow me
now the fat fuck of schlomo is going to gas himself :-(

filtered both spic monkeys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wqg-9bJV0

baloompf impeachment soon lads

>the normies wake for work
>post quality drops 100 fold

>>78371153
can't a man just share metal vids in peace?
>>78371166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0Ao9r2zkY

>>78371187
Looks like French pirate song

>>78371194
Sure can't wait for more leftypol/rorke posting!

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when (((he))) gives you a reply

>>78371195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YaOWBvx_Ms

>>78371187
FUCK the irish
and FUCK catholics

>>78371197
not french nor piratey

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>tfw lunch is almost over and I have to go back to work for 3h soon

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Hate dogs simple as

>>78371216
The Frenchs that colonized Québec i mean...

>>78371213
that's an english song

Fuck y'all.

>2 spics and a Jew
British culture. A thread about British culture.

>>78371218
dumb JUST poster

>>78371219
can we just nuke south east asia already

>>78371197
It's in English.

>>78371219
is it the chinese version of american scooter, a dog-propelled one?

>an american complaining about 2 spics and a Jew in a British thread

>>78371229
Beam in your eye

>>78371226
don't care fuck off and never reply to me again

>>78371250
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded

>>78371257
>>78371257

>>78371250
/brit/ is an Anglo thread. Brazilians, Mexicans and Vietnamese definitely don't belong.

>>78371212
Reminds me of old 60s Hellas film music. Not really too different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i6UZOcB-Xg

>>78371405
love the zeibikiko
man dance only

>>78371304
All Latins need to go. That includes frogs and the quebecois masterrace.