/brit/

good edition

First for nuke Israel

I want my anglo bf now

Bad guys get cooler costumes.

>>78369147
sheev did nothing wrong

Damn

>>78369182
Hello

Can the yank not accept that the hamdog thing just ISNT funny? its infantile babyish yank humour

>>78369162
Wow gay

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Look at my cool 120 yold medal

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>>78369181
>You throw like a girl

>>78364214
>>78365300
>>78366285
>>78366291
>>78366290
>>78369147
where the fuck is janny?

Hey post toot

I'm speechless. To my fellow american friends, you need to get rid of this man as soon as possible or he will turn the United States into the fourth Reich. I'm not kidding.

>>78369231
shan't be posting in your thread, yank

>>78369213
>he will never feel the comfort of your pet sleeping against him
I feel sad for you

>>78369210
Hello, are you my anglo bf?

Post it

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Shagging yank bitches as an alpha English guy is pretty fun and I recommended you all indulge in this experience at least once in your life

>>78369219
What's it for

>>78369242
they're all different threads you spastic retard

>>78369231
fuck off janny jr.

hey post fat bugs

>>78369264
Bumming cats

Why would you fuck with the sanctity of the hamburger

Attending a house party on Saturday. Not going to drink more than on can of dark fruits

>>78369231
hamdog thread was not popular
feelsbad

>>78369264
Apparently made for a marriage

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Huguette Marcelle Clark was an American heiress.

Over the years, she developed a distrust of outsiders.

She preferred to conduct all of her conversations in French so that others were unlikely to understand the discussion

She became a recluse, living in a hospital while her mansions remained empty.

Caretakers at her three mansions had not seen her in decades.

Some of the possessions left at the mansions included 1709 violin made by Antonio Stradivari, and a Renoir painting.

Upon her death at 104 in 2011, Clark left behind a fortune of more than $300 million. She had no children.

>>78369283
Fat cunt

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That parasite is still here :(

>>78369288
At least there were people as autistic as i am in the past too

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>>78369296

>>78369254
Think I'm more Norman and celt than Anglo aha x
Hope you don't mind x

(((he))) is the reason why this general became too shit

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>>78369257
Ok

>>78369283
bellyful of kittens?
oh my word

>>78369311
Is it dead?

100% brythonic celt me

>>78369283
>>78369311
Ought to punt this grossly oversized vermin over a goal post

>>78369320
Then we have some pretty compatible genes
(｡•̀ᴗ-)

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>>78369340
>>78369355
>>78369371

Hating the parasite state of israel and his symphatizers doesn't make me an antisemite

might start going by my middle name instead of my first name

>>78369378
cute cat ur a lucky guy

is it preggers?

100% Celto-Romano-Germanic here

Fuck katz and fuck Mexicans

Hey post it (｡•̀ᴗ-)

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>>78369392

Literally stayed up all night playing rocket league

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100% GAELIC celt (not the guy brythonic kind)

>>78369320
You can be my bf if you are 177+cm tall

I prefer the monkey poster than the zionist fag

>>78369063
>how the east germans had to make their traditional helmet less stahlhelmety
made me do a triple–check with its image on Wiki and I've come to the conclusion that it's correct:
genuinely provoked electricity inside of my pot above my neck.

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Henrietta "Hetty" Green was nicknamed the "Witch of Wall Street" and "the richest woman in America".

Her net-worth was the equivalent $4.4 billion in 2017, making her arguably the richest woman in the world at the time

The City of New York came to Green for loans to keep the city afloat on several occasions

Hetty Green's stinginess and miserliness was legendary.

She was said never to turn on the heat or use hot water. Green spent half a night searching her carriage for a lost stamp worth two cents.

She would travel thousands of miles alone to collect a debt of a few hundred dollars.

When her son Ned broke his leg as a child, Hetty tried to have him admitted to a free clinic for the poor.

All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there, and they stay there
And they stay there, up, down, up, down, up, down
Cause all I do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, make 'em stay there!

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>>78369392

I am a kike so fuck off and go back to /cum/ beto

david duke is a CIA agent

He knows i AM refering to him. Now post it or seriously fuck off

>>78369409
I'm 5ft 11

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>>78369413
What, do you think im a spouter of lies?

still aesthetic

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R8 my ancestry /brit/

>>78369444
not of my concern

>>78369438
This helmet is a piece of rubbish, it's better not using anything

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>>78369432

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>>78369431

>>78369444
hello nigger

tea with milk but no sugar is better than i expected

You are /Brit/'s worst poster

>>78369444
Sorry I'm too dumb to know those flags. Are they french colonies?

>>78369444
Boring

he posts his shit relatives but not toot -_-

>>78369461
never have sugar
horrible

Heard some fucking wanker know it all cunt in the Turkish barbers the other day adamantly tell the Turkish workers there that Turkey was apart of the Soviet Union over and over again. The Turk denied it at first and then just said "yeah bro maybe so my historys not so good" just to hear this gimpish cunt give over.

Fuckign despise people like that, just wanted to grab that razor and fucking go for him, it really makes my blood boil.

>>78369470
Regions
The flags are half French half Regions

>>78369444
>being a br*ton

>>78369470
Looks like he divided the flags by the time period. Flag of the monarchy with the flag of the republic

Would post my ancestry but it's so white it would burn out your eyes

Yanks are the scum of the earth

>>78369436
Noice

>>78369453
whats wrong with it? shut your mouth you fucking ape

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

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>Would post my ancestry but it's so white it would burn out your eyes

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>>78369475
Have a nipple

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>>78369213

(((he's))) still here :(

When exactly did the "that's so white" brand of joke originate? I feel like that's exactly when things overstepped the line desu

>>78369504
Was thinking about this story earlier today randomly at work

This did not happen to you

can the spic stop spamming his vendetta

>>78369503
>no ear protection
>totally not ergonomic
>to large
You fucking farmer, did the famine made you this stupid?

You are stupid and dumb

>>78369513
Post willy

EDL. absolutely no fucking surrender.

just slept for like 3 hours
23 quid or so earned

>>78369531
It literally did.

>>78369544
it would be a snug fit over your ears you slant headed brainlet chimpanzee. This helmet is ergonomic and its effective, why else would they have fucking used it?

How do I fix my sleep schedule

>>78369541
>Equating videogames to real life

Delusional, sad.

orange hitler is NOT my president

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>>78369554

Yeah that's sad

>>78369586
/gsg/

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>>78369541
The difference is that the Confederates were also Americans before and after the war, who also contributed to the making of this country, whether liberals like to admit it or not

They did a lot more for this country than any fat modern dykes

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Can you bongs keep up with my mental prowess?

Rich black people the likes of which who go to Oxford and wear fancy clothes and speak out against the whitey unironically scare me

Yanks are disgusting trash

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>>78369575
You know what to do........

Toot poster posted the kaiser, but why though

Need some military surplus clothing so I can walk about town like the big autist man pushing my weight around in stompin boots

>>78369577
can't expect much more from millenials desu

>>78369572
>effective
Very effective, like Denmark and East Germany were the only users in the World
They used because they were to poor to produce something decent and because of "muh nazis" they were not able to use the M35 model

>>78369380
hate the government and those who vote for it, not any random individuo (unless he's on illegally seized land in the West Bank).

>>78369541
seeing the real world through the lens of Star Wars, Harry Potter, and videogames seems to be a staple of the left these days

Debord is turning in his grave I'm sure

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Gondola

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>>78369607
Here is toot

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>Yanks are disgusting trash

>>78369622
get mauled by a chimp you fucking favela savage

unironically support israel me

>>78369626
reminder that "redpilled" is from the matrix

If only you were from france

France
Israel
United States
United Kingdom

The bad guys

>>78369640
Fuck off vile rodents

>>78369645
Why though?

Ev’ry hope is fled
Ev’ry fear is terror
Slumber ev’n I dread,
Ev’ry dream is horror

>>78369652
I dont like this team

Now I'm a good old rebel

>>78369662
hmmm yes
*ups your dose of morphine*

>>78369652
Russia
Venezuela
Iran
China
North Korea

The good guys

You are irrelevant and pathetic

>>78369673
Mine next please

fought with a kid my age
beat him
his brothers appeared and held me
made my nose bleed and winded me
ran home in tears
told my dad
dad went out and beat up the brothers and their dad
came back and whipped me too for being a crying baby

>>78369678
RUDE
i'm actually quite a big deal on the internet

wish this mexican would stop talking about me

>>78369645
me too

>>78369642
You are to fucking idiot to see that you're wrong right you Fenian dog, may the famine come back and kill and the potato farmers you call family

Yanks are revolting filth

>>78369660
they're the only democracy in the middle east and a tech powerhouse
also home to the true ubermenschen
the jews

jews have been persecuted and genocided all throughout history yet still managed to make it to the top

gotta admire that

>autismo brit is here

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>>78369708
THIS

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In 1960, President Dwight Eisenhower mentioned that he kept a picture of Robert E. Lee in his office.
That prompted a dentist from New York to send the following letter to the White House:
>I do not understand how any American can include Robert E. Lee as a person to be emulated. Will you please tell me just why you hold him in such high esteem?

The former Supreme Allied Commander of the forces in Europe sent back his reply:
>General Robert E. Lee was, in my estimation, one of the supremely gifted men produced by our Nation. Taken altogether, he was noble as a leader and as a man, and unsullied as I read the pages of our history. From deep conviction, I simply say this: a nation of men of Lee’s calibre would be unconquerable in spirit and soul. Indeed, to the degree that present-day American youth will strive to emulate his rare qualities

>>78369708
couldn't agree more

>>78369649
true enough

I think Moldbug is to blame for that although most of the people now using the term have never heard of him

>>78369702
hope you get beheaded by the local cartels you drug addled chimp cunt, your country is a laughing stock and a failure and you are a dirty shitskin macaco

Without me, /brit/ is nothing.

You need me more than I need you.

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powerful... honestly beyond words

>>78369739
who is he? sounds like a homosexual

>>78369676
good post, add cuba, palestine, syria and vietnam

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78369715

>>78369740
>brazil
>cartels
You are so fucking dumb dear God

Considering an early morning walk down to the seafront

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*WAKES UP TO MONEY*
that Rico Hizon is pazzo, has he been taking some odd substances?

why are they having a fit to tear down all these statues now? they've been up for a long time.

desu the right should go around tearing down trashy leftist "art" in protest.

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>>78369311

>>78369752
all the same big pot of fucking shit isnt it? you savages cant help but take eachothers heads off one way or another

>>78369758
don't drown xx

>>78369752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BOHpjIZyx0

You know you are shit, that's why you have been trying to fit in /Brit/

>>78369708
brilliant post

>>78369698
Wish he'd stop talking all together

Was at this Chinese family's house and they had a pretty hot daughter....

why do conservatives care what liberal cities do with their own public property
turning up from outside, without any aims of integrating, just to tell a different culture from a different region in the world what they should change about their legal system and culture, seems a bit like something the right might dislike

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love socialist realism

>>78369774
>you savages cant help but take eachothers heads off one way or another
I don't live in N.I, sorry

>>78369779
Patrician

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>>78369504
>I was 23 at the time

>>78369743
A black person doing their job...damn..that's something you don't see everyday...really powerful

Now the irish subhuman, the monkey and the parasite israelí are going to kill each other haahahha

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>>78369793

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Very depressed since I finished reading TCITR

Have and will never relate to anyone as much again

>>78369626
https://samkriss.com/2016/09/13/jk-rowling-and-the-cauldron-of-discourse/

might just not do my patrol haha
who else /naughty/?

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>>78369815
3 best allies

Wonder what it's like north of Edinburgh

>>78369764
they feel self righteous in doing so and are often egged on by university professors who would rather have students "fight the system" than look for ways to be better people

their lives are empty and void and they have nothing to struggle for because of the level of prosperity in this nation so they look for causes to drum up

the waiting is the hardest part

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So an Israeli parasite, an Irish subhuman and a Brazilian monkey walk into a bar...

>>78369834
leith is quite grim

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What is the name of this movie, please. Help me out guys :--((

Tried reading wuthering heights but I don't understand the words

>>78369745
a verbose Jewish fellow

>>78369851
it's the movie where Spain doesn't know how to upload shit when even fucking brazilians and indians can do that.

>>78369835
yea but why doesn't the right tear down "leftist" statues?
there are plenty of these ugly monuments around to be spraypainted

wayill ayim wuruth
ma room on this earthhh

>>78369851
Do people actually watch this tripe

Imagine having such awful taste

>>78369863
>reading anything penned by a female

I feel dead inside.

>>78369851
Harry Pooter

maisie 2bh

>>78369872
it used to be good now I'm just here to watch it crash and burn

And kill each other

tried listening to wuthering heights but i don't understand the lyrics

>>78369847
They all get diddled by a priest?

Wait no..

>>78369851
is that the blue guy from prometheus?

>>78369851
hmm you got me a bit I suppose

What type of British is Ally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHpf9ZzQHfs

>>78369900
I don't know I have never had any friends

>>78369900
scottish
perhaps glasweigan

surprising amount of brits still awake during yank hours tonight

>>78369867
look at how the media treats rightists they can't even speak without being shouted down as evil bigoted nazis

imagine the press reports if someone tore down a malcolm x statue

thankfully it isn't too late to wake up from the nightmare that is leaving the EU

>>78369900
>>78369905
They're scottish though if that's what you meant

very dumb and pathetic people

>>78369920
Greatest ally

anyone else want an exit from brexit?

>>78369920
It was not my wish, just can't sleep

>>78369928
concur wholeheartedly with this and i'm a scottish nationalist

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Arrrghhhhh

>>78369851
I googled for a bit and this seems to be from Game of Thrones Season 7

might have a wank to a /gif/ threads lads xx

>>78369925
Fuck the E-POO

I would vote to leave today if they held another one

>>78369938
No.

The best medicine is bitter, you'll be better for it.

>>78369947
My ancestor :)

>>78369808
>Patrician
I've been told this is not patrician Gilberto. However
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA

>visit Perth
>all the girls have names like 'Leteesha', 'Kaytee', 'Deana', 'Kellie'

Truly dire

>>78369938
*raises paw*

>>78369954
Good luck wading through the endless cuckold, gay and IR threads

then you ARE american you probably like that filth

>>78369905
lol
>>78369915
>>78369928
I thought Britain included Scotland, England, and Wales? Is it not right to ask what kind of British, or does it just sound stupid like asking a USAmerican what kind of American they are?
And what's wrong with the Scots? Tell me more.

>>78369947
How to Kill a Mockingbird

having most of the week off work has made me realise I'd become an irredeemable nocturnal alcoholic in a matter of weeks were I ever to end up unemployed

:-)

>>78369970
>visit Perth

We heard you the first time
Stfu

>>78369971
owo

>>78369970
>not a single Sheila

WHAT

doing a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya

in reddit................things happen

love mexico
hate canada
simple as

t. not a spic

>>78369987
Hi vlad

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Frank Buckland was an English zoologist.

Darwin wrote in his autobiography that he knew and liked all the naturalists of the time " ... with the exception of Buckland."

His favourite research was eating the animal kingdom.

Some of his dishes were elephant trunk, rhinoceros pie, porpoise heads, mice in batter, horse's tongue, ostrich, and stewed mole.

When he heard that a panther at the Surrey Zoo had died, he had it dug up and declared that the meat "was not very good".

One student with a dolichocephalous head heard Frank muttering "what wouldn't I give for that fellow's skull!"

>>78369147
love Scotland
detest Glaswegians

can smell the ocean coming through the window

>>78370003
CHI

>>78369964
Listem aquarela do brasil

>>78369976
Scotland as a country is not bad

The people of modern Scotland are akin to how Californians are to you, whiny PC leftists who threaten to secede but never do

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>>78370015
NA

>>78370010
this
t. knower

>>78370008
>>78370003
>>78370001
>>78369984
Statistically, only two of you are white

hmmmmmm

/Brit/'s most repulsive filth(the monkey and the parasite jew) are talking to each other.
Just a coincidence!!!

>>78370022
CO

>>78370016
>aquarela do brasil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl-DMxUFXPo

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>>78369951
Thanks man, fuck me dude. Someone said it was a movie, never seen game of thrones, I'm sorry

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>>78370034
Oi, you got me there, buddy.

>>78370037
>>78370016
Post banana machines

>>78370014
The ship will sink within an hour, two at the most. The California is on the horizon and should be here in time if they've seen our flares so there's no need to panic. Please put on your lifebelt sir.

>>78370037
Dear God in the Proms, now show me Israeli music.
And listem Cartola- o mundo é um moinho

>>78370032
i remember a time when you were our greatest ally beto, look at you now

>>78370047
Bananas comes from a tree not machines

Got called a nonce while on the shitter in Tesco.

remember to stretch your legs out lads

>>78370070
cheers big ears you're awfully queer

The parasite jew is talking with the monkey, because he wants to suck his black cock

>>78370061
His heart got broken by his red headed bf

varg's autistic wife

I though bananas came from the ground like carrots

>>78370062
Yeah alright Mr Banana expert

>>78370063
nonce

>>78370080
LOL

>>78370051
we are on /brit/

>>78369976
>And what's wrong with the Scots?
Any country that would vote against her own independence does not deserve to exist.

I wrote up a good rant about how each part of Scotland is shit, but it was on 8ch and I can't find it on hollaforums

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Was at the hospital earlier today

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>>78370094
Aquatic bananas are like that but not terrestrial bananas.

>>78370077
i do not have big ears :(

>>78370109
what have you come down with limpwrist mcbabyhands? a case of the pencil neck? perhaps the frilly ankle?

>>78370109
did they install a laser into your hand?

>>78370096
I unironically have a banana tree in my garden

>>78370109
What for?

>>78370109
you alright lad?

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Jemmy Hirst was born to a farmer family of Rawcliffe, Yorkshire.

Even at school he kept a pet crow and trained a hedgehog to follow him around.

He trained a bull he named "Jupiter" and trained to behave as a horse.

When Jupiter found it hard to pull a carriage, Hirst fitted it with sails.

Hirst rode Jupiter in a fox hunt, using pigs as pointers instead of dogs.

He tried to train an otter to fish - but getting the otter to let go of his catch was too hard.

King George III was intrigued and invited him to visit London.

During his visit, one noble began to laugh. Jemmy proceeded to throw a goblet of water in his face because he was clearly "having hysterics".

He invited the king to visit him in Rawcliffe for a good brandy. The king did not oblige, but reputedly gave him a number of bottles from the royal wine cellar.

love Jews
hate anti-semitism
simple as

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>>78366291

DONT POST IN THE HAMDOG THREAD

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>>78370106
So listem to cartola

do not post in it

Jews would be okay if they were loyal to their countries

>>78370141
I call it broken Chan.

>>78370128
janny please delete

>>78370109
Wow you gave blood so edgy

>>78370155
And who the fuck are you?

>>78370147
what option do we have?

>>78370119
My penis is 7 inches actually glen

yes my wrists are quite thin

>>78370120
>>78370123
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>>78370164

tried to kill myself by hanging, woke up in hospital

Now schlomo wants to listen brazilian music because he will never be able to be fucked in the ass by the monkey

We were using hamdog last year. Come up with better editions instead of recycling 12 month old garbage that was never any good.

FUCK hamdogs

>>78370173
Hahaha wow you fucked it up

>>78370173
Sucks that you aren't even allowed to choose when to die in Britain. Nanny state of the highest order.

>>78370188
i'll try again soon

>>78370173
Do they have legal holds in Britain?
Here, if you fail at committing suicide, you're forced to stay at a psych ward for 3 days or you're arrested for not complying with the law and it costs like 10k USD.

>>78370173
should have given you a lethal drip of morphine

>>78366291
>>78366291
>>78366291
>>78366291
recycle threads

>>78370173
you the rope lad?
awh lad.

>>78370207
oh fuck off

>>78370196
Don't m8...

>>78370207
No.

>>78370196
Good lad

>>78370206
They gave me some fentanyl apparently

>>78370205
they do usually I think

>>78370207
No.

FUCK hamdog

The scumbag tried to kill himself LOL

new

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>>78370249

>tfw no cute british bf to brutally kill so he doesn't have to do it alone

business idea: close down all welfare offices and job centres in Glasgow

>>78370250
there are like 8 brit threads in the catalog

janny will not like this