You have 10 seconds to act as Japanese as possible.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3

i want to apologize on behalf of my evil ancestors to all the chinese, koreans, and others that were hurt by the terrible atrocities we committed in world war 2. please forgive me. i only want a better future for us all.

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Hirohito Akbar

*performs inhuman scientific experiments on living human beings*

*commits sudoku*

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yameteee

herro everynyan

>>78366598
this left pic makes me want to join ISIS. not even joking

>>78366598
＼(^o^)/

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>>78366629

polish guys who joined ISIS

*works 100 hours a week*

>>78366625

haw ar iu?, fain sank iu

>>78366568
WHITU PIGGU GO HOMU

>>78366679
wata shiwa kenkä desu

>>78366568
>Block one nostril with a finger, force out a sneeze
>Enter a human-pressurized train in the subway
>Grope an anime cosplaying, underage looking adult woman
>She bows in embarrasment, I bow in acknowledgement. We spent the rest of the time bowing in turns

>>78366568
Throw shuriken teleports behind you.
Pshh... nothing personal kid.

I'm so glad our country has adopted America into literally every aspect of everything. I'm so glad we are America 2.0. I'm so glad we are pretty much America's vassal. It's only a matter of time before we integrate culturally and politically into American government!

>>78366568
This poster is Korean, believe lies not him.

>>78366749
Wwwwwwwwww

>>78366730

O MAIII GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

SUGOI

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Fuck off howaito piggu

AI UISH I WAZ A BIRDU

Unko

I dedicate my life to working and my life to being a salaryman and I'm shitty at english even though I've taken several English classes wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>78366568
Work till I die from overworking

>>78366593
you just want to justify your monstrous atrocities of nuclear bomb on innocent children and women thus Americans always love to talk about japanese war crimes. you are so pathetic.

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Wwwwwww ( -; 3 -;)

remember your place, white pig go home!

>>78366568
WHITU PIGGU GO HOME

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>>78366958

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>>78366568
Japs have a unique, almost poem-like way to write in english. I doubt i can imitate that.

Everything and anything bad that happens in society, all crimes and social ills are committed by zainichi Koreans. Remember that now.

>>78367045
You are telling the truth

desu desu

>>78366568
*rapes you*

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>>78366985
u mad

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>>78367000
Quality Pepe, mind if I save it?

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>>78366568
Hey Japs, I have health benefits, paid leave and regular wages.

[DRIFTING INTENSIFIES]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHDXYTX954

>>78367136
Sure
>>78367137
GAS GAS GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS, TONIGHT

>>78366958
lmao if we didn't nuke you, the war would have been longer and more japanese people would have died.

cut open any pregnant chinks lately?

>>78366568
Waito pigu go home!!!!!

>>78367029
Its hard for us to write long complicsted sentences
So they are usually cut

You are korean!
We dindu nanking no happen we wuz gudu boiz!
Apologize for hiroshima nukus worst warcrime!
Only Japan has four seasons greatest country do you love japan?

>>78367749
Do Japs really think only they have four seasons?

*Makes the same thread everyday thinking it's humorous or charming

hehro my name komaji kijimita mayamoto I sell you rice nintendo and cat for eat yes??? good deal yes

>why americans so fat and stupid?

>>78367806
Some unironically do
You may already know how far a jap can be delusional by watching jap posters on this board

ポーランド大好きですよね~

Why are we sooo smart?

>>78366568
Boo-hoo I fucked up wolk, ir commit suicide because actuarry fixing thing is deshonolabre

where arr the underage schoorgirr and whare meat conventions

not the nukes again

>>78366568
FUCK KOREAAAAAAAAAA

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some jap eating a traditional japanese snack

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>>78366568

>>78368476
wew lad

>>78366568
desu neeeeeeeeeee

>>78366568
end my rife! im just a dirty nipon!

>>78367571
Americans are usually cut too, so it's ok.

Son here a tousan dorra now go away

>>78368476
that's Chinese, retard

I always grab my dick when an earthquake happened.
Then, my hand automatically strokes dick.
I feel as if I have sex with the earth.
The fear fades away.

>>78366568
Do you love Japan?

>>78368615
whats the difference davidokun

>>78368645
Through dick unity

>>78368615
thats a japanese
video is posted on a chinese website so thats the watermark

>>78368448
coreia do Norte é a melhor coreia.
foder mas é o judeupão


guys why is CuckJewma praised? his vidya are shit

"OOH HEY YOU"
*slams breaks on rental car in traffic*
"YESH YOU ON SIDEWARK, I ROST HOW I GET HERE?"
*points at upside down map of Guam*
"You're on the right road it's further north, there will be a sign on the left."
"WHY YES HERRO, I GO REFT SOON THANK YOU SHO MUCH"

I don't have my Guam flag currently but that's been my experience. Seen a guy stop and ask for directions this way in front of a dumptruck who barely was able to stop in time.

Ching chong chang

>>78368871

Watashi yare daze kontastu otaku itadakimatsudesu

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>>78366568
BOKUWA SEKKUSU DAISUKI

>>78368717
Wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaM0oAo5bbQ

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>>78368936
teach me japanese hayato, i am still learning
wanna be my friend?
I look like tom cruise and i heard tom is a superstar in Nihon

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>>78366568
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

Frying some tasty rats and dogs! who want some? Im japanese btw

日本人都爱黑色人。

ore sama no onamae wa nantoka ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosukemaru-chan

*rapes innocents and commits horrible war crimes*

プリーズ日本を愛してください

*buys an iced tea from a vending machine*
*buys an iced coffee from a coffee shop 30 minutes later*
*buys another iced tea from a vending machine before getting on a train and staring down at the floor the entire trip*

>>78369317
nice proxy
share with us?
i want to shitpost and ban evading for insult jewpan

Do you love Japan?

>>78366958
Why do weebs think that Japanese people will love them for defending Japan on the internet

>>78366568
American soldier senpai please violate my sister.
I will clean your dick afterwards with sucky sucky.

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>>78369490

too many american enthusiast in this thread.
This is what happens when you see American culture only.
In Japan it is different.

>>78369706
I'm dying to know the story behind this image.

>>78369401
This poster is the zainichi. GOOK!! Mods ban plz!

この文章は特別な意味がないけど、誰も読めないからどうでもいいね! GOOK!

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>>78369706
>femdom

>>78366568
yamette kudasai! uwu

>>78369412
Weebs are touched in the head bru, you can't reason with them.

>>78366568
Watashi wa salarymanto。
Watashi wa do noto give up seat on train。
Watashi wa scared of gaikokujin。

>>78369401
I love central and west Tokyo.

herro, sok chink seikon taimu wen?

anime is for gaijin

>>78366568
Watashi wa kanadian, des.

Im a pedophile Wasabi tomagatv=c

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>>78366568
>go to Los Angeles
>can't speak a single word of English other than attack names from various anime and manga
>somehow get through airport being rude to all the staff
>depart, get on massive tour bus with a thousand other chinks that are from different countries that I hate for no reason
>stick like glue to them anyways, follow tour guide around Hollywood, walk for 20 miles every day
>take note of any cool sounding names to use for anime attack names later
>"OHH SUGOI SUGOI"
>takes pictures with massive camera, archive them to make blueprints to make replicas from

>>78370529
>what is military cosplay

あちゃーーー!!!!
大きいチンポの方が最高だぜ!
ニャー
(^_-)-

>>78373758
在日チョンを殺そう!

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Gomen gomen

>>78366568
Ching Ching Chang tentecalu

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>>78366764
>tfw want to escape this americanized shithole to avoid this
>the only non americanized countries are 9th world shitholes

*eats dutch woman*

Oishii desu

*too scared to talk to foreigners*

>>78368615
Like, what's the difference?