/sino/ - 中文

cha cha ching! chong.

i made a thread you dumbfuck
cant you fucking read?
i said i was going to make a new thread

>>78366437
>>78366437
>>78366437

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>>78366414
>tfw thread里没有人会讲中文
>tfw 整个thread都是shitpost

>>78366414
new links thanks to Portugal-Chinese friendship:

http://www.yellowbridge.com
https://www.mdbg.net/
http://fasttrackchinese.org/
http://www.mandarintools.com/
https://www.education.com/worksheets/chinese/
http://www.chinaeducenter.com/
http://english.cntv.cn/learnchinese/
http://www.imandarinpod.com
http://www.freechineselessons.com/
http://www.learnchineseez.com/
http://dictionary.pinpinchinese.com
http://www.visualmandarin.com
http://www.semanda.com/
https://www.purpleculture.net/chinese-practice-sheet/
http://www.strokeorder.info


at least input my links

>>78366647
You ever think it's funny that Portugal in Chinese is Grape + tooth? 葡萄牙

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>>78366573
恕我直言,you're shitpost too

>>78367010
kinda
they say Pu Tao Ya
PUTA - whore
found that more fun than grape grape tooth

>>78367082
Ahhahahaahaahahahhahahahahahhahahah

BWAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>78367064
滚回日本呗 :^)
>>78367082
I kind of want to practice Chinese now. 你是真的葡萄牙人吗?去过中国没有?

>>78367156
>>78367156
jianada?
JEW ANA DA
why are you laughing bags of milk?

>>78367184
对. 我是葡萄牙人. 我不去了中国.

>>78367193
You should go! 我在中国的时候,特别好玩儿呢!

>>78367271
i want to go as soon as possible
i need to pratice more chinese.

>>78367193

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAJAJA

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>tfw no 油条豆腐脑 for breakfast

>>78367297
Actually being there can help with speeding up the learning process. If you're a student, the Chinese government provides lots of scholarships to study over there. I got one, planning on going next Spring, even though I'm already good with my Chinese. I just want to go back since it's so much fun.

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>>78367335
>tfw only place that serves 肉夹馍 or any authentic Chinese food is an hour away by metro
I wanna go back so bad. Looking back over my China photos makes me nostalgic as fuck.

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Why chink like this dish so much

>>78367371
the problem is that im almost 30, and the only one making money in my house :\

what resources from here you acctually use here?

>>78367452
>not liking 西红柿炒鸡蛋
pleb detected.
>>78367466
Chinesepod and their youtube channel are pretty good.

>>78367438
肉夹馍/馍夹肉 is actually very simple to make, just had it three days ago.
>>78367452
because it's very simple to make

>>78367496
will check it, thanks man.

>>78367438
Where's that?

>>78367532
>tfw I'm a retard in the kitchen
>can't make anything more complicated than scrambled eggs
>>78367578
别客气!

>>78367585
>这张照片是在哪儿拍的?
>别客气
什...什么?

>>78367800
我没懂你的意思。。。?

>>78367851
”别客气”是不是一个地方?

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>>78367800
Oh wait, 懂了! This photo is from the campus of Peking University, I studied there for two semesters. I'm gonna bump this thread with more of my China pictures.
Also Peking Uni campus, Boya Tower.

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Panda in Chengdu Panda Research Base.

>>78368008

I've been there. The pandas are dirty and fucked up looking

>>78368431
Not at all the case when I was there. I'd recommend anyone who goes to China to visit it.

SEXPATS OUT

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Can you chinks keep up with my mental prowess?

>ywn sniff Sasha's fresh farts out of her Zhonguo ren butthole

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>That感覺when只聽得懂一種口音.

>>78369722
>Zhongguo ren butthole
xD

>>78370418
小朋友,随着时间的推移,你的听力肯定会慢慢地提高!有耐心是很重要的!patience! The more you practice in conversation and listening, you will understand better.

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Someone should conduct a social experiment:

Apply for English teaching jobs using Brendan Fraser JUST pictures and see if he gets hired for any jobs

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>>78369722
加拿大人真的很变态哦

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>>78369158
Are there really that many declare in China though? Most expats I encountered at least had some sort of legit alibi for being there. You got to get a visa, it's not like Thailand where Amy old white dude can fly in and indulge himself.

this is pretty hot

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xASNv6_BAOw

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When I saw this I thought of you Sino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPI2PEhWBwY

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>>78371169
Mmm wow can I kiss sexy hot

>>78371169
hahaha
I bet her feet smell really bad
hahaha
I sure wouldn't want her to do that to me
hahaha

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>>78371539

peru? whatcha thinkin about peru?

>>78371622
haha that would be gross yuck
her stinky feet in your face haha
imagine she made you lick her stinky feet too ewwww haha

http://kotaku.com/what-a-crappy-tokyo-apartment-1793812185

>>78371664
whats inside the mind of a prostitute? had sleep with thosands of men doesnt affect them?

>>78371825
very comfy, you can image if you were on a space station

>>78371961
a work is a work i suppose

>>78371982
each time I go to the brothel, girls there are happy, seems they like their job, seems they like to be fucked by several men the same day
at that brothel , most hookers have an age between 22 to 28 , customers are also around that age
its like fucking a former classmate

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>>78371961
peru? good morning peru, what's on the agenda today peru? did you dream about cindy last night peru?

>>78372133
Have you gotten dick itch yet?

>>78372133
sentimental people should not use brothels

I find out if I'm accepted or rejected into uni where I'm studying Chinese tomorrow, squeaky bum time lads.