/brit/

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belsen gf on the right

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>>78366285

depressed that viserion dies.

literally really fucking sad lads

ahh yes
work
*sighs*

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*unsheathes katana*

HOO YAAAAAAAA

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>tfw fat and my willy is essentially a nob, no shaft.

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Rorke pride worldwide

i'm not depressed

seeing the proto gf today lads haha

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NEETs are the priest class of the greater Alt-Right community

>>78366308
bound to happen desufam

>>78366303
im glad dont like daenaerys and dont like her dragons
also has viserion had over 10 mintues screentime throughout the entire show? that includes shots of it in the distance and when it was a dragonlet. so why care

>>78366285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8mbA083hE

>>78366323
>proto gf

is she a robot girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M&feature=youtu.be

>>78366308
this show is anime tier

>>78366309
losing weight will unironically make your dick bigger

pelvic fat can take inches off you

>>78366342
because she did it to save john snows dumbass who hsould just be dead

can't be arsed cooking but local McDonalds is now open 24/7 wahey

>>78366337
I like this, I'm wearing a dressing gown right now too lol

shame I'm not alt-right and will no longer be a neet soon

>>78366368
mcdonalds near me does delivery now

>>78366368
wot u playin at being up now thought you had a job

>>78366368
wouldn't want to go in mcd's when it's dark, some right scum in there sometimes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy-yugPw_X8

French baroque tune

>>78366308
that fucking throw
how powerful is his rotator cuff

game of thrones?
prefer snakes and ladders

>>78366368
post tummy

>>78366395
ermm hes a wizard sweaty so that doesnt matter xx

>>78366395
It's a fictional character you dunce

>>78366379
I live near enough that walking is quicker

used to annoy me that I couldn't use my motorcycle in their 24/7 drive-through because it wasn't heavy enough

>>78366417
that was a fictional trajectory more like

>>78366383
only in one day this week and only ten days over the next month before leaving

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>you will die without ever having stuck your penis in a vagina

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Not wearing any clothes desu it's too hot.

i feel like someyank tv shows would have a nicer feel to them if ever single character didnt look like a model with bleached teeth

The fact that people think they can have a proper argument in /brit/ stuns me. You're all going to work yourselves up over nothing. Even my post is somewhat an example of such.

>>78366367
Deets

brothers kid is going to have mental disabilities evne though they were both perfectly healthy throughout pregnancy and before

cant even imagine that

>>78366470
pretty sure i've seen some "proper" arguments here before you troglodyte

>>78366470
umm no sweety you are wrong

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>>78366446
haha

>>78366466
meh its realistic. everyone in yankland non-flyover states is incredibly good looking

>>78366470
Maybe your argument didn't go your way?
We have always been slightly right but fair.

>>78366476
Relationships degrade over time and he's not happy since i became a neet In short. Just been having these long periods of not even speaking to each other and he pisses me off.

>>78366444
lucky beggar

pirate scumbags

this just happened la

>be on blackboard course page for me class
>save something posted by my classmate to Google keep
>keep saves her picture as well!
>freak out a bit, at first, think that i need to delete the girl's pic. then i think, what's the problem it is just a girl's pic with some random science fact!!
>decide to leave it alone

so i am now comfortable with her pic mixed with my note! what am i like!! LMOA!

*walks to the nearest cemetery*
*finds the biggest grave*
*does a little dance*

just put the chips in, the 'fries', if you will

how come niggers and Scottish are the only people that type in their accents?

repeat after me lads:

HEY HEY HO HO
LEFTYPOL HAVE GOT TO GO!

>>78366572
dumb amerimonkey

ive heard it over and over again

>>78366590
they know that their national identity is dying and being replaced by superior English culture so they are scraping the dregs of the barrel in any attempts to preserve it

A child had died. Family and friends commented under a set of pictures. Each comment was time stamped and dated. A few weeks went on and the comments grew sparser.
Finally, only one person was commenting. His mother. Again and again. Every day. Saying hello. Relatong stories and memories. Discussing what ifs. Sometimes, begging for forgiveness for being unable to save him.
And it went on for pages. Page after page. I read until I could not anymore. There were many pages left.

>>78366518
bollocks. everyones mums, dads, teachers, fucking cleaners, nurses, school friends, work mates, bosses, truck drivers. rubbish. the ones that are supposed to be in their 50's look like people in their 30's wearing old people clothes

>>78366616
Scotland is more authentically, clasically English than today's modern English mate

>>78366621
thats how it is

>>78366631
what?

It's ...It's you! the hero of Kvatch!

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lmao

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roaring

>>78366665
about 2 hours too late stupid cun

>>78366639
baby serval screams for food

>>78366665
they may as well just have a dragonborn or geralt cameo at this stage

>>78366665
seen it lad

why do newer tim videos have so many views? he seems to have picked up quite the following. (i was gone for two months and did not keep up with his shenanigans.)

>>78366668
farting and violently shitting myself

>>78366643
it's not though. you act like i havent seen americans all in one place before. it's on television 24/7. all the police are terminators in shows too.

>>78366595
Settle down rorke its 3 in the morning

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>>78366657
Well now, what do we have here?
Caught in the act and no gold to pay your fine?
I'm confiscating your stolen goods.
Now it's off to jail with ya!

>>78366687
HARD WORK

>>78366693
just walk around southern california. everyone is hot as fuck

same with NYC and chicago

the wanking hour doth approacheth with much vigour

shall bid the all farewell until after proceedings have been dealt with

by jove

>"Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go"
>And the rep!y
>who's that choking on their vomit who's that turning fucking blue it's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the hillsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.

>>78366697
errmm are you saying that I should abandon my politics because the hand is pointing to a certain number on the clock?

are you trying to silence me leftie?

just ran outside and grabbed some mutant fox by the tail and absolutely pelted it off the pavement

fair to say that little runt wont be moving anytime soon

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sue

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Have you heard of the DPD?

>>78366712
just saw the first fat person in two episodes of bates motel, and he was in a hospital. actually howling.

>visit Perth from Sydney
>mention I'm only here for a couple of days
>match with 10 6/10 slags in 12 hours

Now I just need to hope one of them has a car so they can drive to my hotel haha

>>78366729
like a Jove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHihAPr2Rc

>>78366712
There's fucktons of people in those places so oc you're going to see lots of attractive ones

>>78366750
yes, I think they trying to mess with me

>>78366745
stop attacking foxes

you know they can unironically transmit rabies and the black plauge

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>depression

>>78366771
>>78366752
am just taking the pee-pee anyway haha!

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>>78366774
GARGH!

In your Northern slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and thinks it's a treat
In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
you piss on the carpet
and shit in the bath
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh
In your Northern slums

>>78366787
have you heard of dentalign?

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

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>>78366595
*stays*

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That's not funny.

>>78366798
well yes I have they're just a waste of time!

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Beautiful :)

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>>78366777
>emus

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>>78366827
every life is scared

>>78366813
lmao manlets

>>78366818
and what about Oxford health?

The Black Prince

Any nofap lads in?

>>78366830
The best way for you to beat depression is to become an existentialist

3am lads

>>78366827
>thumbnail
now what could possibly be wrong wi-

I'm sure one of them could be the next Einstein or Mozart so let's give it a shot

>>78366813
>please fuck me, i'm going to kill myself if you don't fuck me i swear to god
how to get the p*ssy wet

>>78366841
they're just a bunch of fucking melts!

trying to hack me through microsoft edge

I'd like to push them off the bloody ledge

>>78366864
lunch is nearly done

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>>78366832
amen brother

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kind of makes me want to message her 2bh

business idea: get tim banned from twitter and youtube so that he has to do something else with his life

did that cunt that got a folder of all his /int/ posts at work get noseberg'd yet

>>78366876
thatz rite

>>78366859
Stoicism my friend

let me tell you its not easy

this is real

Teddy's going the swiper

he's sitting right beside ya

he's watching the tv

time for a date check (secondary)

>>78366859
>camus, sartre, kierkegaard, the list could go on ...
What about using your time to read something useful?

still don't know what swipe down means

Feel utterly miserable

Off to the gf store, you lads need anything?

I'm fucking 5'2.

Will I have to shop at the kids section for the rest of my life? Constantly be called cute by girls? Never be considered as a potential partner for females? Will I have to endure constantly introducing myself to extroverts and forcefully go to their parties just to befriend them because they don't notice a 5'2" guy? Will I be carded everywhere I go? Will I get payed less because of my height? Will I continue to be treated unfair? Will my parents continue to ignore me and not love me because I'm just a physically fucked up child? Will I always have to hear snarky remarks like "dude aren't you too young to drink?"

>>78366907
>using 4chan on your work computer
Deserves it desu

>>78366930
change the tv channel to a lower channel. mong

Best Scottish clans

1. Crawford
2. Douglas
3. Gordon
4. MacDonald
5. Lesley
6. Graham
7. Kerr
8. Kennedy
9. Duncan
10. Stewart


POWER GAP

9000001. Scott
9000002. Ross
9000003. Campbell

stoicisim is hard to follow, because its unnatural

I propose animalism, its simple, just do at all times what the human animal should be doing., fight, fuck, feed and frolick, the four F's

don't waste your time trying to act like something you're not, accept your animal nature and live as nature commands. Eat when you're hungry and sleep when you're tired

Neighbours keep on banging

well I'll just keep on jamming

carolina in my mind

swiping down all the time

https://twitter.com/antoniodelotero/status/897634315751890945

>>78366943
Tall for a yank desu. no shame innit

>kenwyne is a stokey
>he comes from trinidad
>he looks like whoopy goldberg
>his hair is fucking mad
>he came to us from sunderland and this is what he said
>'steve bruce is a wanker with a big fat fucking head'

>>78366971
Sounds nice but also a good way to end up homeless

>>78366977
could atomise this lefty wimp with my little finger

>>78366967
>1. crawford
agreed
http://boxrec.com/en/boxer/447121

>>78366980
our average male height is about the same as yours and we have tons more short as fuck mexicans and nigs. really makes u think.

What do a South-Asian and a regular pier have in common?

>>78367008
JI SUNG PARK
WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
THEY EAT RATS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY
IT COULD BE WORSE
YOU COULD BE SCOUSE
EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

>>78366993
animals can't be homeless

>>78367004
thought blacks were taller than whites on average

>>78366967
No love for the Farquharsons

>>78366967
dumb amerimonkey

>>78367018
>thought blacks were taller than whites on average

pretty sure we are. at least from my experience

>>78367008
One's a Paki and the other's a par-quay!

>>78367015
can you delite this pl0x
I happen to be a scouser and find this very offensive

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Would you get a tattoo of names of family members?

>>78367018
Other animals also don't have or know how to use the Internet

>>78367031
hello nigger slave

going to Carolina in my mind

How often/much do you read?

>>78367050
i bet you dont know how to use proxies dumb amerimonkey

>>78367042
would love to smash his jaw in

thinks hes a normie

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>>78367018
>>78367031
you thought wrong

>>78367040
You come down here
Drink our beer
Get absolutely plasterd
You go back home
To fuck your mum amd beat you wife
You dirty northern bastard

But I always thought that I'd see you again

>>78366971
Would an animal spend his youth shitposting on the internet?

>>78367020
Went to my family's cemetery lot and saw a grave of my great ancestor with that name on it, minus the son

>>78367004
The new generation of white brit is 6 foot plus. I'm 6'1 I don't feel tall anymore.

What are the next three numbers in this sequence?
2, 4, 6, 8, _, _, _

blacks with proper nutrition are a lot taller than malnourished africans

>>78367075
I meant american blacks
west africans clearly aren't fed enough to reach their maximum potential

YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER
YOU LIKE TO FUCK EACH OTHER
THE PAKI FAMILY

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>>78367074
please don't be rude

>>78367094
>>78367115
pretty sure american whites on average are taller regardless

>>78367104
maths is shit

>>78367094
im 6'7 should i play basketball?

>>78367091
Dead clan.
I'm clan Grant. We ended you.

Do Brits have private lots where all your family is burried

>>78367084
thats a question for the philosophers
as an animalist I cannot think of such things

>>78367143
nope
sounds like super-rich tier stuff that

>>78367132
get a collapsed lung and die

>>78367143
only the very rich

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>I'm clan Grant.

>>78367143
>burying your dead

>>78367127
Statistically or romantically?

>>78367122
fuck his gf is uglier than him

He's big
He's red
His feet stick out of bed
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

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literally looks (and acts) like a batman villain with that scar of his

>>78367175
I assumed we were talking about penis size this entire time

>>78367122
they unironically look related
no wonder their kids both came out so gazorped

>>78367173
We also made some bad decisions siding with the English.

>>78367211
Genius

>>78367211
this guys a fuckin' GENIUS

>>78367211
based chad

>>78367211
nonce

>>78367239
>>78367237
>>78367230
noncery and embarrassing

i never suck up to the gfs family because she already likes me enough

gross desu

>>78367211
'once

>>78367227
The English are better than the Scots so what's bad about siding with the better men?

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>>78367183
STOP

>>78367221
they are not his children, they are his sisters. have some respect

gf's older sister has massive tits
meanwhile my gf is practically flat chested
oh well

>>78367262
whats the problem

>>78367256
Are they completely brain blank or just mostly?

>>78367256
well I didn't know that, but It was a good spot by me seeing they were related huh?

anyway I wasnt being disrespectful,it must be a terrible burden.
HOWEVER
after the 1st one she should have had the genome for the second baby sequenced to make sure it didn;t happen again

>>78367170
believe me i want to because i look comical im tall as fuck and have a scrawny head it looks so disproportionate ppl sometimes laugh at me because of how i look

>>78367262
Can we split /brit/ into /brit+gf/ and /brit/?

>>78367272
theyre yanks mate what do you think

>>78367254
Typical MacKenzie post.

>>78367272
completely. they can't think.

>>78367266
I like boobs and my gf has nothing to grab
my manboobs are bigger than her tits

>>78367252
>because she already likes me enough

ever thinking this is dangerous. you have to continuously do things to get your gf to love you, its a never ending battle. women need to re-fall in love you constantly whether knowing her for one summer or knowing her for 30 years.

the very minute she stops loving you shes going to get triple stuffed by a black guy

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>>78367298
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMJwxqR-Jc

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ayo niggas whats goin on in this headass thread lmao fuck ya shit

>>78367298
Heh, well... makes em about as smart as 90% of the population then... ;)

>>78367301
Post tiddies

made kimchi gyoza instead

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>I like boobs and my gf has nothing to grab
>my manboobs are bigger than her tits

>>78367211
The virgin nonce
The Chad hebephile

>>78367308
i dont love her though

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Please stop posting those deformed gnomes. They're worse than Scots.

anyone else here not have any regular socialization with people outside of /brit/? i don't text anyone other than my parents, which i do sparingly, and i don't socialize with people in real life outside of mandatory gatherings. go many days without saying a word. don't usually feel lonely but i feel lonely for the first time in a few years and wondered if anyone else here is like me

>>78367314
>shes amazing
*slobbers and lets half the food dribble out of her mouth*

hmm, yes. amazing that.

>>78367314
their existence is ethically confounding for me

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>>78367350
same

>>78367350
what do you do for a living?

surely being a NEET is impossible in the US

>>78367341
Have you see Scottish Twitter? It's so funny, they type the way they talk.

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do you think shes worthy of being my first gf

thinking of maybe sending her a message one day

>>78367368
>Being a neet is impossible

i was in the military so ill be a NEET for life now desu

>>78367378
would love to smack around those chebs

>>78367339
i have the same jacket as wojak

tits are overrated as fuck.

past the age of like 22 they look like shit outside their bra

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>i have the same jacket as wojak

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>>78367374
funnier than black twitter?

>>78367383
hefty chebs

>>78367379
the military pension is that good?
were you a fucking major or something

>>78367379
early pension?

cant cook anything complex

>>78367378
>do you think shes worthy of being my first gf

Mate you are asking us this on the chon without ever having talked to this woman? Is she deserving of a manchild spastic bf?

>>78367398
I want to use a pair of chebs like a speedbag in boxing and smack and punch them around

>>78367350
Yeah
I have a few friends but I don't really feel like talking to them anymore

>>78367357
what if doctors teach that thing how to masturbate. maybe give her a bunch of top notch sex toys and a life time supply of lube and scream creams (a testosterone gel that she can rub on her clit that apparently makes girls cum really hard)


itll just sit there masturbating for hours on end blissed out of its mind drooling and moaning in ecstasy would you think its life is worth it then?

>>78367401
>>78367407
disability compensation

>>78367412
people that can't cook legitimately need to be gassed

just chop up onion and throw them into an oiled pan and that's half the fucking job

>>78367374
Yeah I seen it.

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chebs

>>78367440
>chop up onion
too much effort too boring
if its not ready sliced forget it
HATE cooking

>>78367435
story time la'
and don't do that thing you fucking soliders do when you get all uppity with you're "I don't wan;t to talk about it" in your batman voice bollocks, you brought it up

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Post the woman that best sums up your feelings right now

>>78367459
mongoloid

>>78367422
I'd just nuzzle next to them.
Odd yank

>>78367365
>>78367368
college student
>>78367423
thanks for the replies

>>78367459
good lad. people who are obsessed with cooking cooked a meal maybe twice and now "love" it. when you have to cook every meal for yourself it's shit.

mixed race exotic beauty or aryan purity beauty?

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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Cause these niggas be trippin'
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called High Wycombe

In Marlow I was born and raised
Flat Spracklen House I spent most of my days
Chillin' out relaxin' and being a NEET
And shooting some videos outside on my street
When a delivery guy who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and Oxford health start flippin'
They said, "You're movin' to a brand new flat in High Wycombe".

I whistled for a taxi and when it came near
The license plate said "Swiper" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this taxi was shitty
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to High Wycombe."

Pulled up to the house about 8 or 9
I said, "Don't ever mess me around sunshine."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally sittin'
On my throne as the Prince of High Wycombe

>>78367480
lazy fat cunt

>>78367433
yeah but lets say
hmm, keep in mind i'm not trying to be offensive.
their mental faculty is probably far less than a dogs. So essentially you have this young mother who for the rest of her life will toil every single day to look after these babies and thats all she will ever do. she may be happy but most will be miserable..

is the remainder of a healthy young womans life, worth the prolonged existence of 2 technical humans that are incapable of higher thought?

>>78367485
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/02/13/toronto-black-lives-matter-co-founder-says-white-people-are-genetic-defects/

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>>78367464

>>78367420
>Is she deserving of a manchild spastic bf?


yeah shes basically a spastic too, part of whats drawing me to her aside from those tits.

If X is true, then how come Y ?

>Checkmate Z

>>78367491
tim was born in birmingham

>>78367386
pics? x

>>78367501
could topple both of them with one footsweep

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>>78367464

can cook, but usually can't be bothered

>>78367509
How so? you have never talked to her

>>78366291

>>78366290

>>78364214

>>78365300

>>78361330

>>78366285

Why is this allowed?

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France's greatest victory in the conflicts against the Habsburg Empire came at the Battle of Rocroi.

This battle marked the end of Spain's military ascendancy in Europe and foreshadowed French dominance in Europe under Louis XIV.

The battle is considered by many to be the turning point of the perceived invincibility of the Spanish tercio.

Supremacy in Europe was to slowly move from Habsburg Spain to Bourbon France in the decades to come.

All in all, by 1660, when the Swedish occupation of Poland was over, most of the European continent was at peace, and the Bourbons had ended the dominance of the Habsburgs

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>>78367314

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>>78367464
shall i have a late night shave

>>78367533

off yourself yank

>>78367525
Same
Like the other anon said cooking for one every night is depressing as fuckall

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>>78367520
its rain camo from 1960s czechoslovakia and is super heavy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKaeMmqC6Y

black people are cool

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>>78367464

>>78367499
presume we don't do the blaze or slate or jezabel all that odd shit popular in Canada.

Habsburgs OUT
Bourbons IN

anyone want to have a wrestling match where we touch dicks?

>>78367462
shelling shrapnel in my leg and was later honorably discharged for psychiatric reasons

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>>78367563
nice
how much was it

>>78367581
>discharged for psychiatric reasons
explains why you're here then

>>78367563
You look like a faggot

>>78367581
Where did you deploy?

>>78367569
would unironcially do sex with that chinky

>>78367576
NO

Someone make a /new/ a nice comfy one

really miss Origin Bento and other such places

cheap, open 24/7, and better meals than anything I could ever cook at home

>>78367588
think about $70, my milsurp guy gets all sorts of cool shit. there's this WWII (i think) finnish parka he has that I might buy. might not be WWII though that seems too rare

>>78367606
Too early

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>>78367527
shes a self described "socially awkward asshole" and she went on to make about 10 or so jokes about russia/communism/putin/stalin/etc. because she said she was born in russia

by the looks of her profile shes clearly a high functioning autist and that fills me with so much lust that its intoxicating

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>>78367537
nice

>>78367615
Go for it, if you arent hideously ugly you could pull that one off. Make some freak autist babbies.

>>78367620
is she okay

>>78367620
fuck that's hot

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Cause these dentists be trippin'
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called High Wycombe

In Marlow I was spending most of my days
Flat Spracklen House was the place that I stayed
Chillin' out relaxin' and being a NEET
And shooting some videos outside on my street
When a delivery guy who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and Oxford health start flippin'
They said, "You're movin' to a brand new flat in High Wycombe".

I whistled for a taxi and when it came near
The license plate said "Swiper" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this taxi was shitty
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to High Wycombe."

Pulled up to the house about 8 or 9
I said, "Don't ever mess me around sunshine."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally sittin'
On my throne as the Prince of High Wycombe

>>78367517
I fixed it for you

>>78367620
didnt enjoy watching this

>>78367593
sangin southern afghanistan

>>78367627
>>78367631
yes

haha yeah im so socially awkward like when i go to parties and stuff with my friends i just let them do the talking until i've had a few drinks in

>>78367627
yeah but just dont touch her when she gets like that

>>78367614
We'll see what janny allows us.

*brags about how I'm more of a kissless socially retarded virgin than you*

>>78367631
Until she starts taking her daddy issues out on you, which is inevitable

>>78367646
what kind of things happen in slovakia?

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How do I get this Indian man to stop harassing me?

NEW THREAD

>>78366290
>>78366290
>>78366290
>>78366290

>>78367643
What is the United states stance on foreigners joining the military? Is it possible without citizenship?

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>>78367635

>>78367669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOVkFN3wyzQ

i've only ever had like one boyfriend and that was when i was 16 it like really sucks having SA...

>>78366291
>>78366291
>>78366291
>>78366291
stop using the same thread, new

why are younger people so shit about humor these days? It's not just PC stuff you're not allowed to be funny anymore or point out stuff

it's like they all grew up on comedians making banal political statements and not harsh observational humor

>>78367678
oh fuck off
new edition