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>>78365707
i love moomins too!

Where my virgins at ?

business idea: enter key on the left side of the keyboard for faster 1 handed typing

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Front

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>>78365749
Back

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>>78365707
ive actually been on a ghibi stint because I was told it was the gateway to enjoying anime. I saw spirited away and princess mononoke and enjoyed the hell out of them but saw howls moving castle and was bored to tears. What else should I check out from them

Really want a pet white slut

>>78365792
ghibli*

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>>78365774

need a gf

>>78365816
Don't be a Sad Shark!

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>>78365749
>>78365774
tattoos were a mistake. Im aware its a fedora belief but they just never look good to me

don't need a gf

need a bf

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i think in a couple months, after i'm done with my textbook and my vocab cards for my japanese test.

i might try going through the Totoro movie with Japanese subtitles on and a dictionary, very slowly, and try to see if i can be able to understand all of it.

How much weight did you lose so far this year?

Me: none

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>tfw learned Japanese from playing Touhou games
>>78365946
I've lost around -10.

>park my car at a chinese restaurant to visit someone in the apartments next to it
>look at the chinese man smoking a cigarette on the step
>say "can I park here"
>looks at me like he's scared of confused
>shakes his head a bit, but says nothing
>come back later
>there's a white envelope with weird plastic looks strips wedged between the driver's door and the window
>take it and drive away

>>78365965
You'll be dead in 7 days.

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>>78365946
its pretty much plus minus zero due to increase in muscle mass

>>78365965
pic?

>have no food in my house
>decide to order pizza
>haven't showered in days, look like a mess
>fuck it, some pizza guy isn't going to care
>answer the door
>it's a qt pizza delivery girl
>i'm wearing my pajamas, look like a mess
>can see her judging me
haha

>>78365962
how you lose 10lbs so quickly?

>>78366028
he's lost -10 pounds so he's gained weight moron

i gained mad pounds cuz im a brit oi m8 listen i eat crisps and rap over uk gayrog beatz oi m8

Really want to snif a pale white girls butt crack

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>>78366028
Oh sweetie...

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed

i just want to see it for a few laughs haha


another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>>78365794
pets are a terrible investment

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girlfriends are for fun not for sexual!

I am posting to you with the power of Ubuntu! Fear me!

>>78366233
>noobuntu
fucking loser install gentoo

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So, I have returned from my arduous journey by car to the Rocky Mountains.
Shit was fucking cash, It was worth the bullshit hoops I had to jump through to get a week and a half off. I took the crusty old 2002 Honda CRV my father left my in the garage three years ago out and serviced the engine at a repair place, patched her up and took out the back seats in order to place a mattress.
Highlights include:
Witnessing a locomotive run over a deer and destroy it
Pulling into a gas station in Calgary and immediately turning tail because there is an ongoing robbery and police involved
My sleep on a desolate road near Kamloops being interrupted by a gigantic thunderstorm
Getting pulled over at a traffic stop in Trois Rivieres
Watching a guy get a blowjob from far away in Invermere
Getting stuck in traffic in Vancouver
Putting cruise control on and seeing how long I can go with my whole upper body out the window in Manitoba (Roads are just flat emptiness)
Shooting a flare gun at a pack of cows to get the fuck off the road (took nine whole minutes)

>>78366250
Well... Uh... I don't know how. My cousin is the one who installed Ubuntu for me in the first place.

>>78366271
memeing aside ubuntu is fine dont let the retards tell you otherwise

>>78366278
Thanks buddy. I thank your country for giving the world Linux.

>>78366233
Nice. I used lubuntu for a year and a half then switched back to windows. lmao

>>78366233
I'm using Xubuntu rn

How many times have you been banned this year?

Me: none

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>>78366298
Traitor!

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>>78366296
le based fenno swede face

>>78366307
35 times

>>78366307
Once. Got it from this board because I said the Japanese are a terrible culture and I hope they die out.

did you know there is a statue of Lenin in Seattle

>>78366335
should be torn down desu

>>78366307
once maybe twice
when we stop giving janny a job to do he'll have to fuck off and we can post all the vapemans we want
if not, I'll see you in /cum/halla

>>78366318
Engineering uses a lot of proprietary tools unfortunately.
>>78366335
Yes, I live outside seattle.

cant tell if i should get some burritos and beer

need a bf

>>78366365
flip a coin

>>78366365
Don't eat the burrito unless it's genuine Mexican food or home-made. Bought burritos are basically high BTU laxatives.

>>78366381
why

i dont eat Mexican food

just saw a lightning
just heard a thunder

>>78366333
trips for truth

are non cum countries allowed to post here?

>>78366419
Abhorrent post. The Mexicans have perfected food. You Americans just bastardized it and made it give you molten diarrhea.

>>78366440
only Russia <3

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have a pounding headache buds

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>>78366335
>>78366343
It's private property, the guy is trying to sell it ironically

>>78366440
To Russia with love <3

>>78366449
yeah your right

>>78366468
Let me pound your boyhole so that it goes away

Nasrallah is my hero

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>watch a WW2 movie
>get a slight urge to go back in time to shoot a kraut/jap in the face
I can't be the only one

>>78366505
>Nasrallah
Who took a shit?

>>78366485
bit guy

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why is my butt hole cramping?

this isn't a joke about gay people. i need to eat a banana and get more potassium.

http://www.acidlogic.com/tokyo.htm
>In the end, I figure that Godzilla is just plain racist. He flat out hates Japanese people. He's been asleep for hundreds of years, gets woken up by a noisy hydrogen bomb, and his first thought- "Now where was I? Oh, that's right! Killing the Japanese!"
heh

>>78366521
the good guys lost WWII

>>78366522
Iran

How much money did you make this year?

Me: none

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MOMMY

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>>78366533
Probably found out about early attempts at anime and was trying to do the world a favour by removing it.

>drinking on tuesday

i most def need better friends.

also i made an asian friend today, singapur. For some reason he is taking the hardest course there is (me too because im an idiot) and he doesnt know any spanish.

>>78366549
I never made anything but I've managed to clamp on to more than I thought

>have ten minutes until aa meeting starts
I must s hit post fast

>drinking alone on tuesday

i most def need friends.

>>78366521
Can't watch ww2 movies anymore, watching jewish directors and actors portraying the good guys lose is disheartening

Why did they change the layout of youtube? It so fucking cluttered now. It looks like the fucking moble one

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>>78366641
AAAAAAFAFAFAFAAAFAFAA

Going to a hostel turned me into a more fun person i think

>>78366569

Are these retards still popular?

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>>78366569
I want to like astro boy but I haven't seen it
might get around to doing so

drinnking alone in my parents basement again LOL

>>78366662
Did they change it again? Still looks the same to me.

>>78366688
Not really. I just like that reaction image.

possible life plan: drop out of college and become a vagrant for a few years

qt pale white girl

>>78366713

Why did you take your name off Ryan

>>78366694
yaaaaassss queen slaayyy
yyyyyyaaaaaaaassssss

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i dumped the alcohol i had left like two weeks ago...

How much drugs and alcohol have you consumed this week?

Me: none

>singapur has the 5th highest hdi in the world

lowkey jealous

>>78366719
If I did this I would purchase a few essentials and move deep into the Darien gap, living my days in the jungle

>>78366738
0
t. 8 weeks sober

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>yaaaaassss queen slaayyy
>yyyyyyaaaaaaaassssss

ever since i deleted steam and spotify, 2 annoying apps that open automatically my life has improved drastically.

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>>78366717

Does it look like this for you?

>>78366778
who is that handsome lady

>>78366766
i think the south east asian jungle would be more fun

if i went to LatAm i'd try to go to Costa Rica and take the girl from there I talk to from her gf and if not I'd spend my time in Nicaragua

Can I buy protesters to protest against the mothman statue?

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wait
so if like anarchists are libertarians (they love capitalism?) then what are anti-capitalist anarchists????

>>78366833
Mothman is real fuck off

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unironically vaped today

it was capn crunch flavored

i want a vape machine now

>>78366858
I believe I just can't respect him because he could have owned slaves.
Mothman has mind control powers like the government.

>>78366822
Kind of. Not quite the same tho.

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made this ironically

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>>78366822

the video play looks like this. I fucking hate it. tbf, I've hated every single layout change they're done, til I get used to it

>>78366831
>take the girl from there I talk to from her gf
hmmm. Also I'd avoid south east asia mostly because of shitty monsoons but also possible warfare with china

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>>78366906
Eugh, gross.

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>>78366833
He is intensive to the victims of tragedies world wide and a symbol of white privilege, Moth Man must be removed

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>>78366906
hit that theatre button my man

>>78366878
If I lived in the first 1018565 years of human civilization i'd do my best to own slaves too

>>78366911
China won't dare to try Vietnam again

also she has a bf not gf it was a typo, regardless she is nice to talk to because we discuss literature and other autistic topics

>>78366946

Literally the only positive I'm seeing about it right now

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really makes me think

The Mothman statue is a reminder to all Sasquatches that they aren't welcome in this country as legends anymore
#TearDownMothman

What foreign countries have you visited this year?

Me: none

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*creates boy robot*
*forgets to program it to grow*
>>78366931
*looks angry at brown people*

>>78366976
proud to say none of my ancestors killed a single nazi (he was a doctor)

>>78366892
Very good, but replace penis with benis.

>>78366976
another retarded leftist pundit who thinks WWII veterens wanted trannies and communists and a 60% brown country

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I'm always fighting my fucking personal demons

>>78367006

I'd be willing to beat the overwhelming majority of ww2 vets still alive voted for Trump

>>78366976
I guess he forgot when the left spit on vets coming home from 'Nam

What rallies have you attended this week?

Me: none

>>78366987
US of A

i have no direct ancestors that i know of who have seen combat since they fought for the Confederacy

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*creates boy robot*
*accidentally installs a fleshlight into his anal port*

>>78366946
This I like. Still on old Youtube tho.

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that last name

it rings a bell

My ancestors fought for the Brits during WW2, because they were Scottish, but i'm sure they would have rather been getting shit faced and playing golf

>>78366694
how do people walk around with their pants pulled up to their belly buttons

doesnt make sense to me.

حسن نصرالله

What radical groups do you support?

Me: none

not a fan of Twitter at all

>>78367102
#1 Hezbollah fan in North America here

What kind of girls have you had sex with?

Me: none

I spend my money on stupid shit, like rum and burritos

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I'm a guy who wears panties. No, I am not a homosexual. I just like panties more. They are more comfortable in my opinion. Just wanted to clear everything up.

>>78367087
My cousins grandfather was a catholic scott, he claims they got the worst assignments because of their religion

>>78367102
Probably the Canadian chapter of the Soldiers of Odin. I'll dump em like a sack of hot doorknobs the minute they start doing hate crimes tho.

What kind of gimmick did you invent?

Me: none

I absolutely detest Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, Evanescence, R.E.M., Joe Cocker, Jewel, Nick Cave, Matchbox 20, Meatloaf, Roxette, Scorpions, Shania Twain, Sonic Youth, The Hives, Counting Crows, Incubus, Maroon 5, Staind, Creed, Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Black-Eyed Piss, Kate-Bush imitator Tori Amos, girl-on-guitar plinka-plonka crap such as Lisa Loeb or Fiona Apple, atonal nu-metal such as Slipknot and System Of A Down, boy-group metal a la Papa Roach and Linkin Park, "still got da blues" dullards like Eric Clapton and Gary Moore, devoid-of-emotion-ballad-manufacturers like Phil Collins, Rod Stewart and Keane, high-pitched hysterical screaming by pseudo-r'n'b sirens such as Alicia Keys, Anastacia, Whitney Huston or Mariah Carey, spoilt little pseudo-rebel lolita-"punks" such as Avril Lavigne and Pink, primitive truck-drivers' blue-collar rock such as Bruce Springsteen, John C. Melloncamp, The Black Crowes and Bryan Adams, ugly neo-Americana rock a la Hootie & The Blowfish and Nickelback, apathetic/sleepy pop-for-comatose-yuppies a la Dido and Norah Jones, laughable baby-punk such as Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Offspring, worthless DJs with family connections such as Moby, hip-hop/rap...
... and any other manure ejected in very large brownish quantities into the mainstream media by talentless charlatans. Fortunately for them, around 95% of the buying public are tone-deaf peasants. Sheep are made for shaving...

>>78367124
I've had the kind that always changes her mind

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Canada really named a place "New Found Land"

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about nazis and hitler

>>78367147
He was probably was a body shield for my superior forefather

>>78367162

fucking dumb tattoos and weird eyebrows

>>78367162
Now I see why it's called Neufundland in German.

Why is mexico a spanish country with a english name?

How many (you)'s you have ITT?

Me: none

Why are so called anarchist trying to get organized?

>>78367197

Is pronounced me-hee-co

long story short, it should be Méjico.

Mexico is Celtic and we will join together to drive out the German menace

captcha
>caxton fiestas

>>78367178
Yeah his brother was killed by the japs somewhere in south east asia. He fought on the italian front and once got into a fight at a bar because he told the bar owner the only italian flag he remembered seeing the war was a white one

>>78367206
>Me: none
one*

How much respect do you have for Drumpf?

Me: none

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>>78367206
As of now, exactly 10.

>>78367248
5.5/10 respect for the Dondon.

>>78367235
Italians aren't really known for fighting or warfare hope your grandfather whooped the shit out of a couple wops

Gained some respect for him today by defending Robert E Lee and calling out the leftist chimps, he's not the worst ZOG puppet out there

Civil War
>ancestors join a regiment from Georgia and fight for their people
After that
>don't fight or are doctors

Name one (1) homophone for nun.

Me: none

>>78366976
Nobody likes communists especially upper-middle class ones why are they trying this shit

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>tfw i started cooking my own eggs and now i don't like egg mcmuffins as much...

>friend from high school who I haven't talked to in 5 years wants to hang out and catch up

Should I do it? I don't really know him anymore. My idea of hanging out is getting drunk by myself these days.

>>78367273
It was my cousins grandfather not mine, he was a really animated guy. Feel as if characters like him arent around anymore

>>78367274
I have to agree with this post, don't think he went far enough but its better than Hillary or Jeb! (even if you count the possible grand opposition factor this is better)

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>>78367273

>Italians aren't really known for fighting or warfare

Titus, get the cross

What reason do you have for continuing to live?

Me: none

>>78367331
reminder that Celts were described by classical sources as physically superior to Romans and the only reason Rome built such a disciplined and organized military was to defeat the Celts

>>78367307
Their far in between now a days I have a few older family members that are like that.
>>78367331
*hires gothic mercenary*
AYYOOO BRUTUS WHAT DA FUK MAN

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>ywn sell baguettes in 19th century south france

just imagine going in your bike and all the kids screaming at you BONJOUR MONSIE PANADE

>>78367305
Do it, but don't get drunk.

>>78367337

I figure you only got one chance so I might as well see it through. I've yet to convince myself eternal nothingness is better than what I got right now

>>78366307
I lost count.

>>78367362
You'd probably end up dead in one of their stupid wars or revolutions though

>>78367362
Mobile food stores seem to be on the decline these days. Kinda sad.
>ywn be a little child in 1950s America running out to meet the milkman and have your bottles filled up

>getting banned

Such a bad boy

>tfw no entertaining ballerina robot

>>78366307

I think like 2 times. I only ever get banned for posting tiddies on blue boards tho

>>78366307
My IP was banned once but router reset helped.

hi hello im here what are we talking about tonight

>>78367410
Bread and how shitty Italy is.

>my ancestors thought it was a good idea to move from provincial France to Paris and then to Canada and then the United States

why were they so retarded?

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>>78367337
i was born just in time to start building tunnel networks across north america!

>>78367396
Then he kidnaps and diddles you but you can never tell a soul

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>>78367362
>Oui oui! Bon vivre!

>>78367429
you'll never make it, nerd

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>>78367429
Born just in time to see Elon Musk go bankrupt on an absolutely horrible idea lmfao

>>78367362

Thank god. If I got time traveled to the past I'd be bored as fuck. I'd rather live right now and continue to make 20k a year than be a millionaire in the 1800s

>>78367436
Kids were brawny back in the 50's. They'd travel in gangs and beat you up if you tried to diddle them.

Never once been to a city with more than 30 thousand people.
Am I a bumpkin?

https://youtu.be/y3mgG2jIigA

HES DOING IT FINALLY

amerimonkey niggers

>>78367471

Isn't that when you get your dick sucked while taking a shit?

>>78367483

Haitian in denial

>>78367484
What the fuck man.
>>78367483
Hillary tore apart your country and she will do it again.

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>>78367456
i'll just make subway tunnels then in canada, not so bad.

or work in a mine somewhere if i cant get a job.

>>78367471
Yes and you should be proud of it. Cities with more than 50k are repulsive places to be.

t. well traveled bumpkin

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>literally digging dirt as a dayjob
Seriously?

>making tunnels

tism?

>Spend the whole morning till 2:00 PM laying bricks in my house roof to build something
>I made a mistake so i need more bricks, angry and tired as fuck because 40°C
>Spend 1 hour setting up everything to spend the rest of the day comfy as fuck
>Bath, bath salts, expensive coffee ice cream(Hagen Daz), some crunchy wafers
>By the time i sit in the bathtub a family member comes complaining about her day, and trying to get me out the bathroom by screaming, while i ignore her she ate my hagen daz and took my jamoncillo(Traditional Mexican Milk and sugar candy)
>I get out and get mad at her and she complains nonstop that i have no right to be mad at her when i did nothing today while she was around the city and that need mo money for dem sisters
>Kicked her out the house and bought everything she ate and took with the money i was going to give her
>Now i have it all again but i dont feel like eating and resting because im angry even when im tired and hungry

How was your day?

*watches a guy live on YouTube hearing noises in front of his house and has no idea what this is all about*

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>>78367439

We need to build tunnels into the center of the earth and use the core to get rid of Canada

>>78367500

My bad dude, that's a blumpkin

>tfw anglos dont find the PANADE joke funny

i hate all of you, we need an actual spanish speaking general in this board.

>>78367472
HOLY SHIT HE JUST GOT ATTACKED BY SPOOKS LIVE ON STREAM

RIP

>>78367579
Just do the joke in french instead

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just in case you forgot who the bad guys were

>>78367570
I got a blumpkin from Cara.
>>78367579
I wouldn't mind it if you switched generals.

>>78367472

wtf is this?

>>78367609
it's almost like people are complex and multidimensional beings

>>78367602

I dont know how, what are the stereotypes of french language in english.

Is just that in the spanish speaking word with joke that french is just spanish with an e at the end, so panadero (baker) turns into panade

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>>78367617
long story short his property has been haunted by this meme paranormal shit called "black eyed kids" and he was chased out of his home by them and he was going to confront them today and throw in a bluetooth speaker playing some meme frequency thats supposed to scare them off.

But as he was streaming it the bluetooth wouldn't connect and he got attacked by them live on stream

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/305859333231616001

What phobias do you have?

Me: none

say my name

>>78367653

Chicane

going to seal my leather shoes tomorrow or the next day haha

>>78367650
Mild claustrophobia and an increasingly less apparent fear of storms.

>>78367636

ghosts aren't real. gay

>>78367648
Unchained isn't as good as the original Django
Also fuck Jamie Foxx

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>she want the d
>she got the d

>>78367636
>got attacked by them live on stream
Actually he decided to close the door of the house and leave for today, but when he was closing the door the camera fell and the transmission stopped

>>78367648

Donald Trump is the kind of man that thinks
he is not racist because he doesnt say nigger.

>>78367648
Tarantino is legitimately insane, he believes he is black

>>78367609
>world war II
>Cold War
>civil war
>all people we fought wars against

They objectively are bad guys though. Especially the treasonous South

>>78367676
they aren't supposed to be ghosts but some alien shit or something? I don't really get it but it's entertaining, especially to see it happen live

>>78367689
it fell before he even shut the door, not to mention that random huge crash that hit the house out of nowhere

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>tfw the least racist person on this board

It feels good being nice

>>78367715

ayy lmaos aren't real either. I mean, not literally, but they aint here, nigga

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>>78367715
John, your fucking balls stink

What race do you hate?

Me: Mexicans

sometimes i think to myself Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America and i start laughing out loud to myself

its been about seven months but i still find it funny

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>tfw best poster on this board
It feels good to not be cara

>>78367715
>it fell before he even shut the door
I think it happened while he was closing it but it doesn't matter anyway when it happened exactly.
>that random huge crash that hit the house out of nowhere
Are you sure this happened?

>>78367734
Mexican has become a pejorative now, it will become a taboo like saying retard soon

we have to convince Mexicans to embrace their Celto-Iberian heritage

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>american web page creators

>>78367737
today i saw a video of him speaking in congress and i started laughing, it will never stop being ridiculous.

>>78367740
But i am the best poster.

I don't think I've ever actually met a Mexican

>>78367744
go to -3:45

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>>78367758
You are bottom 3 poster the only reason you aren't worst is because you don't post anime.

>>78367765
Never been to california I presume?

today they told me about a professor that had a bonus question about 70s mecha anime.

Id like to think that if i ever turn into a professor id do the same.

>>78367632
we just say random stuff in french or wiz a fransh accsun ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcD4ZBagZA ), since most of our vocabulary is already french
ouiouioui bagguette
honhonhonhonhon
omlette du fromage
je te plumerai
stuff like that, rude and blunt american humor
They also replace "it" with "he" or "she" (but so do other romance speakers)

>>78367769
I don't want to watch it again. It was a bit boring. Of course if it had been spooky I wouldn't watch it again either because it would have been too spooky.

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>>78367730
STOP BULLYING JOHN

Hello
refugee here
multiple /brits/
all unpostable
gib passport nao

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>>78367802
You questioned if it happened so I gave you the exact timestamp it happened

just saiyan

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>>78367819
>>78367822
Fuck you bimbo sugar tits

>>78367822
OK, let's just say that what you said happened.

>>78367781

You know is not true.

People claim for me.

>>78367819
pls dont encourage him

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>Fuck you bimbo sugar tits

>>78367840
If that's what you want, then I'll do it. I'll do it for you, John.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1i23FhJxdg

im too deep into my degree to still get 100 pages to read in 2 days

i hate this shit.

Nicotine makes me feel like a normie. I should have started smoking years ago

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>>78367740
dont take it personel, I copy everyone

>>78367888
You haven't copied me yet :_:

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who wins

10 naked farmers vs 1 naked hunter

lets look back on all the memes blip and florty gave us

1. Get Swafty!!! haha
2. Pickle Rick!!!!!
3. Philosophy
4. theres too many more to name

i study english literature

Is there any youtube channels ran by actual crazy people that believe they were being stalked by aliens and other spooks.
Sorta like the one posted above, but with a real crazy person not a scripted one.

the fact that the aversge american has a big house with car parking pisses me off so much, americans descend from piss poor immigrant trash, how did things turn out like this

>>78367946
join us el haitinano

https://discord.gg/b5DUtT

>>78367946
>piss poor immigrant trash
>said the fucking rape baby kettle

>>78367946
>>78367969
join him if you're a /soc/ semen-slurping faggot

>>78367939
Yes but they are more sad than entertaining. This woman has multiple youtube channels but makes a new one regularly but always names them some random numbers and letters.

She believes everybody is gang stalking her because she was sexually abused as a child.

https://youtu.be/5MVyQNNFobA

>>78367939
i used to watch this one crazy guys rambling youtube channel when he was spamming it on every possible thread on reddit. Turns out he lived alone in some villa in portugal that he inheritied from his mom or something. One really extra creepy video was him aiming the camera at a well, rambling, then quickly mentioning that was where his mom was.

Oh and Terry davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C97fGBIrEg

>>78367969
kek

Americans suck each others dicks

>>78367926
I think it's get schwifty.
t. totally not a fan

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>>78367908
do you post anime girls or 3d ones

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i study girls

>>78367919
Happened in Sonora once.
A shit canal won.

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>When an American girl starts telling you how much she loves Harry Potter

Mexicans, tell me, do you know about your Celtic past?

>>78368021
dr who?

>>78367939
>>78367981
Her name is Lena Kochman

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>>78368011
Neither. I post Jeds.

>>78367981
I've seen this womans videos before when I was watching videos of people claiming to be "gang stalked"
>>78367983
This is the God operating system guy correct?

whites will be a minority in USA by 2040

>>78368021
Omg you're British did you go to Hogwarts and play quittich?

LOS

>>78368021
Shut up Gandalf.

>>78368034
What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpnZ7gHVMI
>>78368044
This article is about the carnivoran mammals. For other uses, see Bear (disambiguation).

Just finished wanking to hentai lads

whites are going away

>>78368085
What would your father think of you?

>>78368076
Mexico needs to embrace its Celtic heritage

What ever happened to the /x/ podcast that started a handful of years ago?

>>78368094
I might go to Mexico

>>78368111
WE

>>78368111
What did he mean by this

>>78368104
Bears are carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae. They are classified as caniforms, or doglike carnivorans. Although only eight species of bears are extant, they are widespread, appearing in a wide variety of habitats throughout the Northern Hemisphere and partially in the Southern Hemisphere. Bears are found on the continents of North America, South America, Europe, and Asia. Common characteristics of modern bears include large bodies with stocky legs, long snouts, small rounded ears, shaggy hair, plantigrade paws with five nonretractile claws, and short tails.

>>78368141
Very informative

>>78368138
While the polar bear is mostly carnivorous, and the giant panda feeds almost entirely on bamboo, the remaining six species are omnivorous with varied diets. With the exception of courting individuals and mothers with their young, bears are typically solitary animals. They may be diurnal or nocturnal and have an excellent sense of smell. Despite their heavy build and awkward gait, they are adept runners, climbers, and swimmers. Bears use shelters, such as caves and logs, as their dens; most species occupy their dens during the winter for a long period of hibernation, up to 100 days.

>>78368173
>>78368173
>>78368173

>>78368129
t. pure Anglo-Saxon oppressor with ancestors burried at Sutton Hoo

>>78368138
many Mexicans have a lot of Iberian blood (historically Celtic land) and the must embrace it and join the American South in driving out the Northern German menace

Bears have been hunted since prehistoric times for their meat and fur; they have been used for bear-baiting and other forms of entertainment, such as being made to dance. With their powerful physical presence, they play a prominent role in the arts, mythology, and other cultural aspects of various human societies. In modern times, bears have come under pressure through encroachment on their habitats and illegal trade in bear parts, including the Asian bile bear market. The IUCN lists six bear species as vulnerable or endangered, and even least concern species, such as the brown bear, are at risk of extirpation in certain countries. The poaching and international trade of these most threatened populations are prohibited, but still ongoing.

>>78368104
dad doesn't know

>>78368182
we wuz

>>78368182
Hmm it checks out