/brit/

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Getting wagamama's lads

good edition
too early

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This guy just messaged me asking me to go to Prague.

How do I respond?

>>78351648
please practice on my ballbag instead

Opiate addicts are the most runtish people on the face of the planet

Allah would be SEETHING at the existence of are Amer

plymouth is actually an alright place

need a new shower head

automatics are faster and more efficient

manaman

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History lesson: /brit/ coalesced in Jan 2013 after a particularly snowy winter. Lots of threads on various different boards were created by Brits to discuss the weather and they were so comfy that one enterprising lad decided to start a permanent British general on /int/. Does anyone else here remember those happy early days?

old tight all my niggas in the background

>>78351702
people who judge others are worse

Anyone up for a game of Red Orchestra 2? meet me at 40-1 UK server

what you having on your pizza lad?

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https://youtu.be/IA2uHQ9XBI8

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little brown slags

>>78351705
nah. the barbican is though. and the hoe. rest of it's shit

>>78351742
good post

>help me out
fuck off I told you what would happen, especially if you're only 18

>>78351747
anchovies and pineapple

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>>78351747
one for tonight then I'll stick the other one in the fridge and have it tomorrow

>>78351739
nah first time here lol

Cant stop listening to white trash runt redneck rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcc-wFy8vM

Cars are for fags and submissive runtoids.

hate cornettos love magnums simple as

>>78351739
I was checking the 2013 archives recently and you seem to be incorrect. No permanent British general existed on /int/ until late 2013, /brit/ threads were irregular and spontaneous throughout most of 2013, very rarely thread-to-thread continuation.

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Goodnight sweet prince

>>78351780
who are you citing?

>>78351802
what about dogs? heard you hate them.

never trusted a man that hates dogs. never will.

>>78351747
tossed salad and scrambled egg

vitamin water is literally just fucking flavoured water reeeeee fucking yanks

>>78351811
it became a recurrent thread in may-june of that year.

danelad is the paki making all those anti cagers post hes in lahore finding his future wife

>>78351835
rasheed here
love dogs, wouldn't like one in the house though

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anime

>>78351811
Yeah I didn't mean to imply it was continuous at first

>>78351780
Guess you're one of those anti drug types funny how you people act so righteous yet cause more harm then good (by not helping me out)

>>78351657
answer please

>>78351787
good plan, but i hope you got a deal

>>78351742
If nobody judged one another then society and perhaps the human race would cease to exist

>>78351835

>Needing a friend to help you

Do you also bring in a bull too?

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The local poundshop was handing out free mini oreos and those little cans of vit hit

I have 14 cans of 10 day out of date vit hits and 6 pots of stale mini oreos in my pantry

>yanks approaching /brit/

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

>>78351859
dont really "love" them if you dont want one in the house do you. in what respect do you value them?

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Bane?

>>78351897
shut up mong

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>>78351750
this is a nice song anon
thanks for sharing

Can't stand people that don't do drugs

Are aircraft carriers usually armed? How well can they defend themselves without an escort?

>>78351923
like looking at videos of border collies and shibas
also love it when a documentary on them crops up on the telly

>>78351900
What?

Are you asking why I wouldn't bring a bull into my home if I bring a dog into my home? Can you not see how ridiculous you sound?

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Results day on Thursday lads

>the church of mogg

Dire

Thoughts on ketamine lads? Thoughts on the k hole?

Had one of those near death experiences where my sense of time and perception melted away into the ether and I stared into the abyss for a while. It was scary and I imagine its what death feels like. I thought I was dead for a while.

>>78351961
Nice try jong-un

Alcohol drinker: 2012-present
Cannabis smoker: 2014-2017
MDMA taker: 2015-2017
Cocaine taker: 2016-2017

no more illegal substances for me lads. I'm 19 now and I don't plan on continuing bad habits.

can someone explain to me rees-mogg's popularity?

do people really want to vote for someone who wants to send them down the coal-mine for a tuppence a day, because he's a purveyor of posho-reddit humour?

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>>the church of mogg

>Dire

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>>78351687
alri

>>78351936
No

>>78352027
Fuck off child

>>78351969

The bull is genteelism, you runt.

Dog = Mans best friend = friend = help
Bull = Cucker = YOUR WIFES SON

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>Thoughts on ketamine lads? Thoughts on the k hole?
>Had one of those near death experiences where my sense of time and perception melted away into the ether and I stared into the abyss for a while. It was scary and I imagine its what death feels like. I thought I was dead for a while.

always wondered what would happen if a referee stood in front of a goal and blocked the shot, knowing it would be in 100% otherwise.

If drugs and alcohol didn't exist i'd kill myself

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Say it with me: MR PRIME MINISTER

stop doing ket start doing h

>>78352060
Whats fedora about that you stupid fucking cunt?

>>78351968
they please you to look at aesthetically, but too 'dirty' to have in the house? i'm not saying you should have to keep any animal you admire i your home, it's obviously a personal choice. but if you love them, why not? I love dogs, as long as they are well behaved, they belong in the home with their owner

>>78352032
yeah based posh man xD

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

i'm an ethnic KETistani waheyyy

SESHILAY

>>78352071
Are you me?

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bUsiNEss IdEa: LoP my BOLLocks oFf

Answer me, have any of you lads hit the k hole?

>>78352073
Haha Tory party will die if he's in charge

>>78352058
Seek help

>>78352008
took ketamine for the firsts time at 5am after a night on the dazzle and pretty sure I k-holed

huffed 2 keys, felt nothing so did a third then it all hit me at once, also thought I was dying while I was on another planet

>>78352032
Mogg voted in favour of the snoopers charter haha

>>78352071
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country/ie-ireland

not surprised lol

>>78352115
tory party will die if he isn't in charge as well

k hole: walked between the branches of the tree of universe

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May?

I'm gay

>>78352122
Do you remember any visuals or audio? Mine was a complete blackout and it was just too confusing to describe. I dont know where I was physically when it was happening and I dont remember regaining consciousness.

mate may have been selling ket on the weekend. stupid bellend

>>78352038
Tarquin

>>78352149
bit gay

>>78352125
yeah but that's counterbalanced by him saying stuff in latin.

>>78352149
I'm bisexual

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Might just ride around on the Jubilee Line for fun again

>>78352162
Is that supposed to be an insult?

>>78352126
>literally 'dude weed lmao' the country

>>78352162
tarquin's a libdem

bought two bottles of cider to poach a ham joint in. might just drink them though and poach it in water with some seasoning

thoughts?

>ket

the absolute fucking STATE of the british youth, would rather sniff some plant fertilizer than learn some valuable skill

>>78352169
res ipsa loquitir

>>78352171
bit gay

>>78352150
it was just a bizarre experience and my mind was miles away from my body, I remember thinking one lad across from me was the king of an ocean planet for some reason

I'm the same if I do a massive balloon

>>78352175
>says the literal drug addict

lmaoooooooooo

>>78352183
bit racist

goodbye

>>78352173
hahahahaha londoner london london pakis pakis house prices pakis london terrorists part and parcel london house prices hahaha london london london london pakis london muslims house prices pakis london

>>78352210
>>78352175
rekt

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>>78352206
literally

>>78352150
>>78352209
what the fuck man, why would you force your body into a state like that?

>>78352186
why not both?

>>78352180
No he's not, actual posh people are Tories because that's all daddy's ever told them

>>78352223
???

>go down to london to get a visa for travelling
>go 3 stops on the tube
>costs £5

fucking STATE of that city

>>78352210
Would rather be a good drug addict than a filthy stoner

>>78352264
ham is offensive to muslims. filthy bigot.

>>78351690
Hope it's not for clubbing

Pragues clubs are pretty shite, sausage parties full of thirsty blacks and pakis

>>78352288
good thing I'm neither
too bad you're both lol

>>78352263
posh upper middle class people who go on gap yahh to india to get enlightened are almost always LibDems if not Labour

their dad is a tory sure, and they might grow up to be one, but they're the posh students that the LibDems thrive off in their youth

>>78352282
didn't use contactless?

just peng a *smacks lips* PENG I SAY LADS *inhales* stir fry

the asians got their food right (NOT dogs)

>>78352282
Yes, you need money to afford things

>>78352282
You're clearly doing it wrong then you idiot. You probably purchased a single ticket

I can get halfway across the city for 1.20

>>78352260
fun fact. with a k hole it's chemically induced psychosis too. exteded use will quite listerally drive you mad. ive seen it happen too.

>>78352288
mong

>>78352260
to escape this dismal reality for a short while

>>78352209
Yeah, not the nicest drug. Not much recreational use in tripping out that hard, dunno why people think of it as a party drug. Your high was different in that you actually have some memory of it and were hallucinating. Mine was just a blur, blacked out, lost all sense of time and perception and just remember a voice repeatedly telling me I was dead, it was very convincing. I had two big fucking lines and already had 2 yokes and 6 pints in me at this stage.

Lib Dems are just Tories except for young people

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the sino powerhouse

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really makes you think

fucking gay

>>78352302
they become tory once they get a job at daddy's m8's law/consultancy/ivnestmentbank firm.

dabbling in socialism or liberalism is just something they do at uni and on gap yahh.

>>78352183
still require thoughts on this please lads, unable to make the decision alone

>>78352318
not quite a fun fact lad

>>78352327
you can escape reality with weed/coke or whatever. ketamine is reaaaaal overboard tbhqwyfm

used to smash ket nearly every night for a year or so when i was a bit younger. was doing .5g lines at my peak. was fun but i got bored and stopped.

>>78352340
probably this.

https://discordapp.com/channels/305099203485630464/305099203485630464

>tfw no glow in the dark CIA nigger following you so you drive to texas and dismantle your car, get picked up by the police, jump out of a moving car and break your collarbone then become convinced that your X rays are about alien artefacts so you must escape the hospital by stealing a car but then you get sent to a mental hospital so you strip naked and try and overload the electricity but that doesnt work and you get released so you spend the next 10 years building your own operating system in order to speak to God
>"A white man uses an ios file, this is the way a white operating system is installed."
>literally ran over a "CIA nigger" in 1999 because he glowed in the dark

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it took me 3 hours to unstitch the tacky "AMSTERDAM" logo from this cap
was it worth it? not really.

now, do you lads think any of these patches would suit, or should I just leave the cap clean?

>>78352302
actually posh people are tories because they don't want to pay any taxes. All the posh people I know are tories, I'm a lib dem and I'm much poorer than they are. Lib dems are just pseudo intellectual middle class kids like me, not actual posh people

could dream of being a scummy drug user. pints are good enough for me

got tendinitis in my forearm
might die

>>78352282

If you know anybody who works for TfL get them to nominate you for a free travel card. I haven't paid for a tube or bus fare for like 5 years now.

>>78352044
love this program

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>>78352355
fake news
china is a power house
it's not polluted
fake news from the capitalists fascists

>>78352376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcqWok8AubE

shit wrong link

>>78352389
the leopard, without a doubt.

Finished work today lads. Off to do legs in gym lads, then cook a nice meal and rest up

Tomorrow...deadlifts, then tennis, then a date with a qt

Then...making my way by train (via Bruges, Munich, Milan) to a day 10 holiday with family in Tuscany

Oh baby

>>78352359
Right wing middle class mother's have it so hard

>>78352340
Don't you think the fact that both sides say the Lib Dems are just the other side with a different name tells you something

>>78352282
it's done via zone you lying toerag

*takes a great leap forward and HEEMs you*

the tube is very awkward because you're forced to stare at the person in front of you

>>78352436
Nobody asked or cares

>>78352451
no you aren't though....can look around, at yourself in the opposite window's reflection, at your phone, at the floor etc.

You are awkward la, not the tube

opinions of Tom Zanetti's recent release?

>>78352359
>liberals are mentally ill
No shit

>>78352209
Can we please continue this conversation mate
>>78352329

>going to the gym after work

alri deano

>>78352441
>pointing out a media double standard in narratives is complaining about oppression

why you gotta be like that brah

>>78352389
it looks diabolical either way and you wasted your time and money

>>78352464
Cheer up x

>>78352479
When else would I go? Can't be bothered to wake up at 6am tbqh

business idea: tv show about an indian psychiatrist in a small English town, Sikh Help

>>78352372
did this too but i stopped because one of the people i was doing it with couldn't piss any more and had to have surgery on their bladder. which is apparently common in heavy ketamine users. then every time i use it after they went through all that, i had really bad trips about surgeons shredding my bladder and stuff. also couple of people i knew actually went proper mad on it and got sectioned.

so i stopped

redneck rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np3pU-dLok4

>>78352186
le wut?

>>78352479
not him but i tried going before work and it was excrutiatingly bad.

after work is shit becasue you're surrounded by deanos, the ideal would be a home-gym but of course i will never be able to own a home despite earning almost double the average wage, haivng a first from a top university and saving like a madman.

everyone below this line is gay
------------------------------------------

>>78352508
kek

What's the plot of the pilot episode?

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>>78352451
The worst thing about the tube is having a literal fucking Goddess from Olympus sitting across from you, and spending the rest of the day/week/month wallowing in the fact that you'll never be good enough for a woman like THAT

JUMP OUT GANG

>>78352032
He's assertive on his opinions and never stutters or shys away. Also in a post brexit Britain I think it will be nice to have a well spoken well mannered prime minister again

>>78352506
>>78352527
patrician hours are 8-10pm before it closes

>>78352486
the amount of strawmen in her post....

---------------------------
everyone above this line is gay.
below this line heterosexuality continues

>>78352359
>unprompted controversy seeker posting
jesus christ mate fuck off with this shit

>>78352536
Rorke has curry shits

>>78352509
Know anything more about your mates who went nuts? What sort of bad trips were they stuck in?

love women

>>78352536
>>78352543
>>78352545
>>78352548
>>78352558
>>78352567
haha fags

>>78352527

The best thing is to have a gym that's a little underground, avoid big corporate leisure centres etc. My Gym is owned by an ex-bodybuilder, it's only two rooms, one for weights, the other for cardio but it has everything you need and there's never more than 4-5 people there at a time, it's really comfy.

>>78352477
can you please go away

>>78352548
>assertive on his opinions
opinions which i stress are directly against your interests unless you are part of the gilded elite.
>well spoken well mannered prime minister
reckon it'd be better to have someone who knows what they're doing than a latin-quoting posh-twat who just wants to fuck over the vast majority of the populace of this country.

Business idea: tv show about a Dutch policewoman in a small English town: Yolanda Arrest

>>78352596
Don't really believe you

>>78352608
did you let your ass get rekt by the owner for free membership?

>>78352509
>>78352594
lay off the drugs lads, stick to pints and a cheeky bit of MD and coke

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we're still here violent wicked and bad

hate women

>>78352536
The arrival. Sikh psychiatrist sick of London's agitation takes over his retiring colleague and friend's practice in a small traditional town.

>>78352567
for example....?

>he thinks he's better than Deano
>won't go and lift weights in a gym because Deano's there

ah yes, Billy no-mates

>>78352641
can't take gooks seriously
they're either children, robots, aliens or insects.

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cat ladder :3

>>78352641
Violent? id smash both these fucking cakeface zipperheads into paste ffs

these two babyface slanteyes dont know violence

>>78352661
physical well being is for retards

>>78352640
>lay off the drugs lads, stick to drugs

loaded

>>78352558
ah that is when i actually go.

don't like it though because i'm always racing against the closing time.

as i said the home gym option is elite patrician option.

>>78352661
t. waits 25 minutes for a bench

>>78352663
>>78352675
hella neeks

Business idea: A Chinese bukkake, scat porn film: Gook, Slime and Stinker

>>78352608
went to a gym like this before, it was decent.

the best is a home gym though.

>>78352684
how whimsical

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>>78352663
>>78352675

>>78352594
they weren't in my immediate circle, they were in other groups. i just know that ketamine stops working for them for a really long time, they build a massive tolerance to it, so they are just hoovering that shit up to stay normal, then your brain just goes nope. permenant psychosis. well, i don't know, maybe not permenant, but last long enough for their family to have them sectioned.

also knew of someone that took a big gulp of the liquid and went into a coma. lost some speech ability when he woke

>>78352088
love dogs but like cats better
not a nu male just a better house pet, simple as

i have been back now from tecsos i have with breakfast bought

*Extends hand*

Shake my hand, /brit/.

>>78352724
Disgusting, literally looks like a baby, not even a preteen, but an actual baby with a wig on

>>78352536
>>78352653
Retired UKIP voting colonel goes into the surgery and asks about a lump on his testicles, turns out he has a very big willy. Sikh is visibly uncomfortable by this frail old man wielding such a weapon - even more so when he begins talking about how great the British empire was!

ending gag: young pretty vicars daughter (21) is home from university comes in to Sikh's surgery complaining of hurting down there! Mr Sikh inspects her and asks her how she did it - says her boyfriend is very well hung. Audience bursts into laughter as Sikh looks up from her legs straight into the camera. Credits roll.

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posted this to instagram
hope it gets at least 4 likes

chef man down for my bros

>>78352724
they don't shave their roastie flaps and then wee all over their pubes. seen it loads of times on the internet

my names Timothy, but my friends call me Tim/Timmo

>>78352640
m8 i have laid off k. did you not read. ive not actually done any class A's in years now. saw a lot of it in my late teens, early 20's though

my name is giovanni giorgio
but
everybody calls me giorgio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2eEsVsFvQ

losing my hair lads ;___;

>>78352724
horrible and god knows how much fuckin plastic surgery this ugly gook cunt has, what is it with being a biological failure and obsessing with bugeyed east asian women? Is it because you are a nonce and theyve the body of a 10 year old boy?

>>78352689
>walk up to deano
>alright mate how's it going *slaps hands* mind if I work in?
>nah go for it mate

that's what having mates is like Billy

someone told my sniffing xanax is supposed to be euphoric

can confirm they're full of shit

Any Rorke man in?

not a labourite but i welcome labour's existence as a balancing act for the tories.

jezza corbyn is really a god-send. imagine that the labour party was literally a tory-lite party full of well-connected oxbridge graduates, and now its some weird sort of socialist party filled run by an utterly mediocre man.

gives me hope.

>>78352777
stop wanking so much

My names Monica, buy my friends just call me ugly

>>78352772
Fair play to you young fenian

>>78352788
Why sniff a pill that is specifically for oral use, how fucking thick are you cunt

SHAKE MY HAND, RUNTS.

>>78352789
you called?

>>78352751
>>78352767
>>78352781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rSavtcxj5o

thinking about introducing myself to people with a new name to help my privacy

eg: saying "Hi, I'm Cal" when really everyone has previously called me Caleb

so it will mean that if someone tries to look up my early life by googling "Cal Blahblah" they wont get any results

your thoughts?

>>78352810
benzos are shit anyway

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allergies are bad today lads
nose is running like niagara falls

>>78352788
G6 jet
make them pussies wet
have you ever snorted xanax
some trippy shit

my vape coils are burning

my vape coils are burning

MY VAPE COILS ARE BURNING

>>78352811
I'll shake your fucking head if you don't shut up

>>78352777
same mate you're not alone. how old are you? I'm 20 next month and my hairline is visibly receding

>>78352802
there's no correlation between wanking and hair loss

not a weeb, but Ryuko from Kill la Kill is a qt
might try to find some Ryuko hentai desu

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>>78352811

>>78352843
caleb is the runtiest name i can possibly think of. sorry lad

>>78352883
its not my name
i picked a random example name is all

the ?

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wogwan to the janny

Aye me munya too fein, me rulya too fein, me munya mcgregor too fein

>>78352872
Kill la Kill is a very good telly show

>>78352878

*Grabs hand*

Ah yes, very feminine hands.

>>78352868

*decks you*

Impertinent runt.

this fucking hostel wifi keeps dropping in and out

ffs

>>78352903
so, now that white women have been completely niggerfied, the new target for the jews is niggerfying gook women too?

>>78352901
>hmm I couldn't find anything
>let me try Caleb blahblahblah

yeah nice one knobhead

>>78352903
unless your purpose is to get her permanently banned from the board stop you idiot

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im an economist who got an economist job with the government.

where will my life end up?

>>78352903
Thought that was a twink for a sec but it's just some Asian cow

Disappointed

hmmmmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500594956161.webm

you know what's peng?
m&s lime tortilla scoops are peng

>>78352946
hanged in a public display by arrogant students when Corbyn leads a popular revolution

>>78352943
these are my ends

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11 more days until mcconor vs mayweather

>>78352977
hello

>>78352956
*speeds through a red light on the way to the building site*
yes, will definitely be listening to this runt's opinion on immigration and the benefit system
*five star frog splashes him*

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>>78352977

i said mcconor instead of mcgregor now i have to leave the thread out of shame

@73
dont reply

>>78353007
bye

rorkes are disgusting and horrible in real life

twitter.com/liberalism_txt

Good account

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>>78353007

I guess it's true what they say - you are what you eat.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502809858303.webm

>>78353005
rasheed

>>78353005
Shut the Fuck UP

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>>78353023
>>78353055

secretely staying tho lol

>>78353005
it was green you spanner

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Pizza arrived lads

>>78353135
is that edible

anyone ever played crypt of the necrodancer?

it's very good. very enjoyable. as long as you can hold a rhythem

>>78353082
>>78353083
*buys an outside bbq torch and marches through the street*
DON'T YEW DRR NAWK DOWN DAT DERE STITUU
literally the sort of behaviour we get out of Oxford blacks in the UK, pathetic specimens you are

>>78353079
true
i ate a woman the other day and immediately became a twat

>>78353135
looks disgusting

penginoes

>>78353135
It looks edible but not so great

>>78353172
you are an outright spastic for typing up this drivel

how is spanner an insult
it's like calling someone a wrench
a wrench is a useful tool
baffling

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>>78353208
bet you'd prefer this

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>>78353239

AYO CREGG

CREGG

hunnr what's up my dude *performs 20-move combo frat handshake*

bro I've got my midterm to hand in and I need to drive to Wal*Mart™ to pick up a new prinnr

okaaaaaay? so take my hunday bro it's no big deal

bro *performs ritual 25 move combo frat handshake* thanks for the hookup but I can't drive, I've had like... 2 tallboys

fuuuuck man I've been sucking likkur out the pledge's assholes in the basement all day I can't drive either!

>>78353135
ah yes. reprocessed low grade hoof meat, frozen vegetables, dehydrated mozzerella cheese, tomato puree, slopped on top of some round cardboard. that'll be £25, please.

t. dominos

>>78353264
i'd rather eat that than a pizza

>>78353272
Dude, can you pick up a meer for me? Cheers bro

Favourite MJ song lads?

Listening to legendary singers from my glorious White heritage lately

>>78353234
>>78353234
>>78353234
NEW

>>78353234
>>78353234
>>78353234
NEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8

>>78353222
*runs a democratically sanctioned protester over with my American built Dodge Charger*

GIT 'R DUUUUUN

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>>78353272
why, Wal-Mart™ is my fav'rite store

>>78353315
kill yourself

oh i see, you all moved to the tankie thread, like a bunch of pussies

Shan't be posting in the other thread

my internet has not been working

>>78353264
prefer mussels

>>78352032
Because he is unashamedly conservative and right wing, he doesn't hide his views and if redditors can't be bothered to research his voting history then that's their problem. Elections are always won by the useful idiots.