/voc/ vocaroo bread

>>78344682
Ahh, finally! I love vocaroo threads.

>>78344682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MPYZTrxKBc

>>78345070
CHI

>>78344682

Wew, these threads seem to have had a marked drop in popularity.

>>78345070
Good castillan, 8/10
Shitty french, 0/10

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>>78344682
>you will never hear hungarian in these threads

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>>78345089
CAGO

>>78345101
My spoken English is worse.

>>78345093
so how is your german?

>>78345142
can you tell me what spaniards mean when they call mexicans "sudacas"?

>>78345093

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IM0HcWHFRP

>>78345093
Too bad, those were my favorite for the last few years with Rudy, Nacha and the catalan girl.

>>78345179
I heard them call "Sucanas" as well.

>>78345145

Well good enough to survive in a German workplace but still a long way from any notion of fluency. It's only been 8 months though so I'm pleased with the progress.

>>78345142
>>78345101

Told you, its terrible
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LFnxoglSdZ

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>>78345198

>this level of butthurt

It's nice to see the legacy is alive

>>78345179
>>78345206

Old Spanish for spic aka non White Spanish speaker

>>78345217
Would you mind recording a few German senteces?

>>78345179
>>78345206
it's a slur

bit of German

Unser neues Projekt "Urlaub in Köln" ist erfolgreich zu Ende gegangen. Es war für uns eine wahnsinnig tolle Erfahrung und wir hoffen natürlich, dass es all unseren Teilnehmern genauso viel Freude bereitet hat!

Besonders die Schienenbusfahrten fanden absoluten Anklang bei den Leuten und diverse Male sind wir bereits darauf angesprochen worden, ob wir so etwas noch einmal anbieten. Aber natürlich

>>78345359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NSMTU1h97M

>>78345359
>>78345311

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iBdqpkNBnO

Excuse the terrible mic quality. Should be picking up a new one this weekend

>>78345524
>Schienenbusfahrten
woops : ^)

Bump with some English:

Israel has expressed anger to the Swiss government over a hotel's sign that told Jewish guests to shower before using the swimming pool.

The sign in English, at Apartmenthaus Paradies in the mountain resort of Arosa, triggered much criticism.

Another sign told Jewish guests to use a refrigerator only at certain times.

Israel's deputy foreign minister called it "an anti-Semitic act of the worst and ugliest kind". Reports say the hotel has now removed the signs.

A photo of the shower sign was tweeted, after an Orthodox Jewish guest spoke about it on Israel's Channel 2 TV.

>>78345524
Very good work I am impressed. Schienenbusfahrten is a difficult word to pronounce

>>78345739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WIfKmtUj4f

>>78345744
Cheers lad. Speaking German is the least of my struggles. German grammar has been and continues to be a real challenge for me.

Contrary to what I was told when growing up, German is certainly not easier to learn than French!

>>78345960
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WIfKmtUj4f

Nice and clear, add a top accent.

8/10

>>78345524
Lovely voice and accent. You must be popular with the German women

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>>78346414

T-thanks. I guess all those hours of German tv whilst waiting for my wifi to be set up really paid off

>>78346690
Gratis german Sat TV is available everywhere in Europe on Astra 19.2E
You have to sort between soft porn call TV, telemarketing channels and televangelists.

Phoenix, ZDF Neo and 3sat have interesting programmes.
You can have your daily soaps or dubbed films on Sat1, Kabel 1 or Pro7, this is how I try to keep my german afloat.

>>78344682
I can't into french
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wBsAi46e2B

>>78345359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ZZG4Qo8mG
I have no clue what I even did with my voice/accent, but eh.

>>78345739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zJSwqPw6H6

>>78348978
French :
Not that bad, what may prevent comprehension is the fact that you should not pronunciate "gu" as [gu] but as [g].
"Figue" should be pronunced like "Fig" in english.
This is because in french, a "g" before a "e" is pronunced as a [ʒ]. We put a silent "u" hereafter to prevent this.

The double "cc" in "occitan" should be prononuced [ks], like in "ox" in english.

>>78349120
Ah, that makes some sense. As for the cc=> ks, didn't know that. Is that true for all double-c in french, or just in Occitan and perhaps a few other instances.

>>78348810

I'm a big fan of Arte. Some of the shows are bizarre, granted, but there are some comfy docs and it allows me to watch them in French if I want, which is very handy.

I was never a TV fan, this is the first one i've owned since 2013 and even back then I only used it for gaming. However, having no wifi in my new apartment forced me to turn it on and it's really helped, tb h

>>78348978
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zJSwqPw6H6

Nicely done, nicely yank tier.

9/10

Some portuguese for ya:


A Guerra do Paraguai foi um conflito militar que ocorreu na América do Sul, entre os anos de 1864 e 1870. Nesta guerra o Paraguai lutou conta a Tríplice Aliança formada por Brasil, Argentina e Uruguai

>>78349328
I think it is a general rule (except maybe for foreign words).
I can only think about words where "cc" is pronunced [ks] :
- accentuer
- accepter
- occiput
- accent

Oh, now that I think about it, here are some that are only pronunced like a regular [k] :
- occasion
- occulter

The difficulty with french comes from the fact that in order to make sense how to prononuce a word, you somehow have to identify how it is formed.

>>78349392
Arte is a bit weird, true; too bad their docs are only available 7 days after the airing. Some are available (search "arte" + "uptobox") but it's seldom the case for the most obscure ones.
I remember one documentary where pianists tried several grand pianos for hours in order to have the ultimate piano for their performance, shit was pretty cash.

>>78349636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1myU6oxobI7

Did my best

>>78344682

http://vocaroo.com/i/s074JA38Y2ib

r8, i don't speak french.

>>78349809

>I remember one documentary where pianists tried several grand pianos for hours in order to have the ultimate piano for their performance

That sounds right good, like.

They have a nice series on pretty towns throughout the south west of France, exploring the history and beauty spots etc. I think they even did one on the town I used to live in.

>>78349636

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GnXZM8HWnp

Just tried to mimic shit from max payne 3 and live leak videos.

>>78349928
Very hard to understand, 3/10
The mike sound was pretty bad too, desu.

is anyone able to read this? i would read smth in german or english but im not on pc right now

Zawisła na niebie tęcza
gama kolorów zebrana w wiązkę,
czy to snuje się nić pajęcza,
czy na chmurach zawiązano.
wstążkę?

Kolorowe wstążki
zawisły na niebie,
gdy wyciągnę rączki
ściągnę je do siebie,

przewiążę ja nimi
dar swego serduszka -
uczucia trzymane
w kieszonce fartuszka.

>>78351316
it's random rhyme for children about rainbow btw

>>78350671

s-sorry

>>78351316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1crRVPzGyDL

Some I knew, some I guessed...
I think this shows.

>>78351850
Really good!

The only thing to improve right now would be "cz" which you said as "sh" and it should be "tch".
And "rz" is always read as "g" in your George.

>page 8
Not so fast!

Sláinte na háille is gile ná an ghléigil', ní fhágfaidh mé seo go n-insí mé scéal.

Mac Rí Chonnachta, fuaigh sé amach lá amháin ag fiach agus casadh seanfhear dhó. Bheannaigh siad dhá chéile.

"An mbeidh cluife cárdaí agad, Mac Rí Chonnachta?"

"Is cuma liom," arsa Mac Rí Chonnachta.

Shuigh siad síos. Chuir Mac Rí Chonnachta an chéad chluife air.

"Goidé... Goidéard an geall?"

"Go gcaithfidh tú cloigeann gabhair a chur ar mo mháthair ' ceann míosa."

Ar maidin, casadh dhó aríst é.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?" arsa an seanfhear.

"Chonaiceas. Agus tá stró ar mo chroí nó bhí sí ina drochbhean dom."

Bhuel, lá arna mhárach fuaigh sé amach aríst agus casadh dhó é.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?" ar seisean.

"Chonaiceas."

"An mbeidh cluife cárdaí eile agad?"

"Cuma liom."

Ghnóthaigh Mac Rí Chonnachta é.

"Goidéard an geall?"

"Go gcaithfidh tú an chathair is bhreáchta a chonaictheas ariamh a bheith ar aghaidh chathair m'athair ar maidin agus an bhean a bheas póstaí agam a bheith istigh (...)."

Bhuel, lá arna mhárach fuaigh sé amach aríst.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?" arsa an seanfhear.

"Chonaiceas, ach ba chóir dhuit a fhágáil ansin."

"Níor rinní tú sin... Níor chuir tú sin ins an margadh," arsa an t-seanfhear.

An tríothú maidin, fuaigh sé amach agus casadh an seanfhear dó.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?"

"Chonaiceas," ar seisean, "ach ba chóir dha-... dhuit a fhágáil ansin."

"Níor choinnigh tú sin ins an margadh," ar seisean.

Bhuel, caithfi-... Chuir an tseanfhear an cluife air.

"Goidéard an geall?" arsa Mac Rí Chonnachta.

"Go gcaithfidh tú m'áit a fháil amach. Agus bhéarfaidh mé lá agus bliain duit lena fháil amach."

>>78345359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TesMKeIfqx

>>78354368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yOtAAPCYCQ

>>78351316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qha4j3DS7m

up

>>78345359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AivY6XJpvo

I need
>fick di
>fickts euch
>VERDAMMTEN ARSCHLÖCHAAAAAAAA (screaming)
>RUHEEEEEEEEEEEE (raised voice)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdGPNdoxpt
>A STORM COMES OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER SHOAH
Oy vey

>>78344682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2fFfGOPPc

Hello darkness my old friend.

>>78355298
>s0TesMKeIfqx
cute.

>>78356926
Truly remarkable

>>78356954
y-you too

>>78357023
Least I could do after you linked the thread on /fr/. Can you point me to the vocaroos posted by females ITT?

>>78345359
r8 my german

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OOZAWnMdkm

>>78357103
its ok

>>78357100
>Least I could do after you linked the thread on /fr/
Have you any proves of this allegations?

>>78356942
10/10 pêh

>>78357145
I studied in Dijon :^)

>>78344682
I used to be really good at French in high school, don't know about now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s112xnPzgFSZ

>>78345739
i kept laughing doing this one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LDGG3e6rTO

pls do this

Кoгдa мнe былo 15 лeт, и я хoдил cpaть бятя вcё вpeмя кaк-бы нeвзнaчaй кpyтилcя вoзлe тoлчкa, и вcё cпpaшивaл, чтo ты тaм зaтих, пoчeмy тeбя нe cлышнo? пepвый paз я нe oтвeтил, тaк oн нaчaл лoмитьcя в двepь, и opaть, чтo ты тaм мoлчишь, чтo c тoбoй? нaчaл мaтepитьcя, и гoвopить, чтo вooбщe двepь c пeтeль cнимeт, aлco, бaтя pyгaлcя, ecли я cpy и нe cмывaю, пpичём нe пpocтo вкoнцe cpaния, a нeпocpeдcтвeннo пocлe вылeзaния кaкaшки, мoтивиpoвaл этo тeм, чтo вoняeт, и caм пoтoм мнe гoвopил: вoт я кaкнy и cмывaю, и ты тaк дeлaй! oднaжды я cpaть ceл, и cлышy, бaтя гдe-тo y двepи вcтaл в oтдaлeнии, нy я жoпy вытep, и нa пoл нaкapaчики пpиceл, a тaм щeль oчeнь шиpoкaя cнизy y двepи, нy я в щeль и cмoтpю, a тaм бaтя нa кapaчикaх cидит и в щeль cмoтpит, и мнe гoвopит: ты чё? eбaнyтый? чё ты тaм дeлaeшь? бaтя кcтaти вcё вpeмя кaкиe-тo тpaвы пьёт, чтoбы cpaть чacтo, cpёт пo 5 paз в дeнь, a пoтoм гoвopит, чтo жoпy жжёт, и eщё пepдит oн. пиздeц кopoчe! peaльнaя иcтopия. я нe тpoлль

>>78357389
Could you Latinise it? Otherwise I'm going to butcher the fuck out of it.

Wanted to contribute for once, but for some reason, my microphone isn't detected. I'll try again later.

>>78357502
are you using chrome? try using another browser, an update screwed it up apparently.

>>78357502
I was having that problem myself. Record yourself using "sound recorder" on your desktop and just upload the file instead

>>78344682
viva la figue

>>78357389
I don't speak Russian so I was purely guessing how the most of the words were supposed to be stressed. I also only did the first sentence:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h1vicMHAVE

>>78357538
Yes I use Chrome, I'll switch and retry, thanks.

>>78357567
Sounds like a good option.

>>78357414
for you

Kogda mne byilo 15 let, i ya hodil srat batya vsyo vremya kak-by nevznachay krytilsya vozle tolchka, i vsyo sprashival, chto ty tam zatih, pochemy tebya ne slyshno? pervyiy raz ya ne otvetil, tak on nachal lomitsya v dver, i orat, chto ty tam molchish, chto s toboy? nachal materitsya, i govorit, chto voobsche dver s petel snimet, also, batya rugalsya, esli ya sru i ne smyivayu, prichyom ne prosto vkontse spaniya, a neposredstvenno posle vyilezaniya kakashki, motivipoval eto tem, chto vonyaet, i sam potom mne govoril: vot ya kaknu i smyvayu, i ty tak delay! odnazhdy ya srat sel, i slyshu, batya gde-to y dveri vstal v otdalenii, ny ya zhopy vyiter, i na pol na karachiki prisel, a tam schel ochen shirokaya snizy y dveri, ny ya v schel i smotryu, a tam batya na karachikah sidit i v schel smotrit, i mne govorit: ty cho? ebanutiy? cho ty tam delaesh? batya kstati vsyo vremya kakie-to travyi piyot, chtoby srat chasto, sryot po pyat raz v den, a potom govorit, chto zhopy szhot, i escho perdit on. pizdets koroche! realnaya istoriya. ya ne troll

>>78357601
Pretty good, you can read Cyrillic well

>>78345179
It means 'my dearest friend', so if you ever come to latin america use it a lot.

>>78357742
It was absolutely dreadful.

Try some of the Irish (>>78354368)

try this:
Nunc lege, nunc ora, cum fervore labora sic erit hora brevis, sic labor ipse brevis.

edichka huyedichka

>>78357972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GrBrG6W285

>>78357957
You'll get blood coming from your ears, I've never tried to read and pronounce Irish

>>78358090
Try it anyway (-;

>>78358071
not bad! except for the "v" which is pronounced like "w"

>>78357972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0slQJQ046Xm

Sorry for the low quality.

>>78357972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M4A4iX4TsA
My latin is a bit rusty. Closest I can come with translation from the top of my head is
>now read, now pray, work with great intensity so the hour will be short, as the labor self.

"Island, island, grassy island; grassy island's maiden."

In swedish:
"Ö, ö, hö ö; hö ö mö."

>>78358605

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1USLbvk7fgd

>>78358308
>>78358272
Nice job! Both of you still need to look for the "v" though, "brevis" would be "brewis"

Also, it means something like: "Read, pray and work, is the way to find that time passes quickly and the work easy."
My English is crap so perhaps not exactly accurate.

Tá neascóid ar ioscad an easpaig.
Ach níl a fhios ag an easpaig go bhfuil neascóid ar a ioscaid.

An bhfacha tú an bacach, nó an bhfacha tú a mhac? Ní fhaca mé an bacach is ní fhacha mé a mhac, ach dá bhfeicfinnse an bacach nó dá bhfeicfinnse a mhac, ní bhacfainn leis an bacach is ní bhacfainn lena mhac!

>>78344682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1DTqHa8O2

>>78358828
Eh, I've been taught that the v->w sound shift is a late latin thing.

>>78358859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0thufLrjMVE

>>78344682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onPp8MrhnM
did my best

>>78345359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pCfmhibOCd
Rate my angry German accent

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

>>78359126
10/10, nominating you for the German chancelor in this instant

>>78345739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BSE8Nwwvz
Here is some crappy English

>>78349636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QTjwUFyhgA
And even worse Portuguese

Any chance of some more French and/or German being posted ?

>>78359418
>>78356654 r8 pls

>>78359495
Your English was perfectly understandable but god damn it was very French.

>>78359418
Kek
I hope I didn't butcher it too much
I took Spanish instead of German in high school sadly

>>78344682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WSbyghH2Nx

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>>78359495

>that french accent

The ""women"" in the Britain would be all over you

>>78359375
*breathing nosies* http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sgX2Dkpf1u

>>78359560
I struggle to speak correctly because I always want to copy some English personalities that I know but never manage to reproduce their accent
Well at least it's understanble
I'll maybe try Irish it will probably be complete nonsense

>>78359559
Seriously close to 10/10. I would need a moment to actually detect that you're not native.

>>78359599
From your recording it's quite obvious that you don't know German, and keeping that in mind it's surprisingly intelligible at times actually.

>>78359607
Cute/10

It's a clear desa SPD made a pact witha Diesa Linke du Trade. Identitaires! Fellow delegates! In response to this direct threat to VW emissions scams, mesa propose that the Bundestag give immediately emergency powers to the CDU Chancellor!"
―Representative Jar Jar Binks

>>78358859
>>78357742
Those are impossible. But I really tried.

>>78359653
Christ that's a fairly rural accent, back arse of Mayo by the sounds of it. Bosnia of the Wesht.

>>78359654
I personally prefer when non-natives keep their regular accents. I already hear Anglos speaking English every day of my life.

>>78359871
Upload your attempt anyway, you'll probably do better than most Irish people.

>>78359544
Try this:
Dans un wagon bleu, tout en mangeant cinq kiwis frais, vous jouez du xylophone.

A sentence with all the letters of the alphabet, we call it a "pangramme"

give me something to read :3

>>78360025
There's a load of Irish up above ye daft cunt.

>>78359978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hXWk6N52cK

>>78360025

Un alud de críticas habían caído sobre Trump a raíz de su tibia respuesta del sábado, cuando condenó la violencia "de muchas partes". El lunes corrigió sus palabras y rechazó a los grupos extremistas explícitamente.

>>78359966
No bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zmbzRwMXwA

>>78359978

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkS8NlmX47

>>78360025
Litwo, Ojczyzno moja! ty jesteś jak zdrowie;
Ile cię trzeba cenić, ten tylko się dowie,
Kto cię stracił. Dziś piękność twą w całej ozdobie
Widzę i opisuję, bo tęsknię po tobie.

>>78360100
5/10 prononciation but 10/10 cute voice

>>78360259
Very nice

>>78360273

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tZYUD9Ux1e

just did the first line as I've never really done polish. Give a r8?

>>78360188
It was adorably terrible, I still commend your attempt.

>>78360166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GcrvhtIrzA

>>78360273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1syhRVurGW7

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>want to participate
>vocaroo doesn't detect my mic
what are some acceptable alternatives

>>78360758
could record on pc and upload to vocaroo

>>78360555
>TrUmp
We say "Tramp"
Otherwise correct
>>78360758
Record somehow and upload

>>78360166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pkzKySXWcS
I tried to copy Maduro saying "Trump"

>>78360273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKIAcFxb7w
Polish is very mysterious to me

>>78360518
Very nice! In "ojczyzno" "cz" should be harder, cause you said it like "ć", it will be easier to do so when you say "y" like /J/. Otherwise it was ok, even the accent didn't sound German.

>>78360555
NIce! Work on your "c" and diacritic signs.

>>78360758
A few of us have experienced that problem. You can use another browser or you can use the sound recorder on your computer to record the audio and then just upload the file itself.

>>78360794
>We say "Tramp"
Kek I know a fair few tramps alright.

>>78360834
>even the accent didn't sound German
because I'm not German : ^)

Thanks though, lad. Interesting language, Polish

>>78360779
>>78360794
>>78360879
thanks lads i'll try

>>78360817
Your vocaroo doesn't work

>The Rhinoceros Party (French: Parti Rhinocéros) is a Canadian federal-level satirical political party, referred to in English Canada as the Second Rhinoceros Party. It was known as neorhino.ca until 2010, when the party changed names and registered a new party logo. It was created in Montreal on May 21, 2006, and recognized by Elections Canada as being eligible for registration on August 16, 2007, and an official political party on August 23, 2007.[2] It is the successor to the Rhinoceros Party of Canada.

>It promises, like its predecessor, not to keep any of its promises if elected.

>If elected, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada has promised to:

>Repeal the law of gravity
>Promote higher education by building taller schools
>Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any[9]
>Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments
>Seat the Queen of Canada in Buckingham, Quebec.
>Nationalize Tim Hortons[10]
>Move the national capital to Kapuskasing, Ontario[10]
>Privatize the Canadian Army
>Make gluten free items illegal
>Will conduct a nationwide Justin Bieber album burning
>Legalize all drugs
>Ban IKEA and Android phones
>Allow every Canadian to vote in the Hong Kong Chief Executive election, 2017
>A rhinoceros for every Canadian Citizen
>Trade embargo with the US.
>Build a wall between the US and Canada
>Abolish the idea of "equality"
>Buy a bunch of Pepsi to stop riots

>>78361021
Probably better not to hear it anyway


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKlAcFxb7w
(Should be better now)

>>78359375
jog on Joyce

>>78361166
NIce. It was understandable apart from "j", it should be like y in yes.

>>78361337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vW1cbSDRPF

>>78361337
Wait are you serious? I thought it was a coded language at first
Thanks for the tip. I want to visit Poland again

>>78358859
https://clyp.it/0aaoi3dr
vocaroo isn't working for me, probably loads of mistakes in this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i5TBMFS5kS

>>78361285
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.

The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntro varrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes: and their pturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since devlinsfirst loved livvy

>>78361445
Vocaroo has an issue with Chrome for some reason. A few of us have just been recording the audio on the computer and uploading the audio.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VKIl3nAPDu

>>78361445
The Irish was mostly fine, it's just the seimhius that seemed off. Bh/mh becoming w/v sounds, ch being a guttural sound and fh becoming silent.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQyfzwmSDJ

>>78361147
Canadian humor is funny
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lm9jqL7bXW
Also tell me how to say "promises" pls

>>78361788
You said promises correctly on the second two.

>>78361600
>>78361480
>>78361379
Terrific posts.

>>78359978

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19T1dslLMca

r-r8

>>78360273

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10T6RG9SFN5

This confuses the anglo

>>78357742

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQCc1EvhE6

This was awful, probably unintelligible. Would not even give it a full listen desu. No bully pls.

>>78361147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UarpvDhIic

>>78361788
see above

why not

>>78361771
Hilarious post

could someone rate my french? thanks >>78357276

>>78362056
7/10 sounds a little Québecois but still a few mistakes

>>78361993
Kek, frankly 3/10 but cute attempt

>>78361997
I want to speak like you reeeeeeeeee

An Irish bull is a ludicrous, incongruent or logically absurd statement, generally unrecognized as such by its author.

>Although, strictly speaking, Irish bulls are so structured grammatically as to be logically meaningless, their actual effect upon listeners is usually to give vivid illustrations to obvious truths. Hence, as John Pentland Mahaffy, Provost of Trinity College, Dublin, famously observed, "an Irish bull is always pregnant", i.e. with truthful meaning.[2] The "father" of the Irish bull is often said to be Sir Boyle Roche,[3] who once asked "Why we should put ourselves out of our way to do anything for posterity, for what has posterity ever done for us?".[4] Roche may have been Sheridan's model for Mrs Malaprop.[5]

>"He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long."
>"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
>"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
>"If your grandfather was alive right now he'd be spinning in his grave."
>"There’ll be people dying in this town who’ve never fucking died before."
>"You couldn't pay me to sleep with a prostitute, they disgust me."

>>78358859
>tongue twisters
reee, not even going to attempt the second one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T2EN7YAPUH

>>78361607
thanks. i suppose you do forget these things over time

>>78360273
my mic is really shitty
also plz don't make fun of my cute pre-teen voice
jesus christ i feel like one of those 13-year old rappers singing into one of their call-of-duty headphones
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1Ke0mABHf

>>78362198
Beautiful. Rate my attempt at the second one (>>78358985).

>>78362237
T'wouldn't worry about it, the language'll be gone soon enough anyway.

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>>78362170

BBC news, m8. All day, everyday.

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>>78362323
These are your people. Be proud.

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>>78362128

>Kek, frankly 3/10 but cute attempt

>>78362190
Top-level humor right here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5LwCUfg4P

Sadly never had the occasion to visit Ireland

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>>78362323
>>78362366
Could not be prouder.

>you will never have a cool accent/know another language
>forever a brainlet
>will always sound like some dumb buddy

>>78362437
Ludicrous has its emphasis on the first syllable so it's like "loo-da-cruss" rather than "lu-dick-arus". Other than that it was perfectly fine. Mrs is "miss" aye.

>Sadly never had the occasion to visit Ireland

There's plenty of time to visit before you die yet.

>>78345739
Can you understand what I'm saying? Can you tell I'm Mexican or that my mother language is Spanish? How shitty is my accent? Do I sound like a homo?

Pls r8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i9C8ut6kti

>>78362488
>you will never have a cool accent/know another language
because you don't try
>forever a brainlet
that's a lie
i know you have potential
the mere fact you commented on it shows desireto change
>will always sound like some dumb buddy
that can always be changed lmao

>>78362567
>Can you understand what I'm saying?
Yes
>Can you tell I'm Mexican or that my mother language is Spanish?
I probably would've guessed Balkan/south slav
>How shitty is my accent?
It's fine
>Do I sound like a homo?
Are you a homo?

>>78362567
>Can you understand what I'm saying?
yes
>Can you tell I'm Mexican or that my mother language is Spanish?
no
>How shitty is my accent?
on that blurry line between weird dialect and foreign accent
>Do I sound like a homo?
no
more like indian
cute/10

>>78362567
>Can you understand what I'm saying?
yes

> Can you tell I'm Mexican or that my mother language is Spanish?

no

> How shitty is my accent?

Not shitty but you sound either tired or scared. Are you shaking?

> Do I sound like a homo?

Nah, just take a deep breath and speak up a bit

7/10

>>78362571
this

>>78345739
I recorded it twice, one where I just don't try to have a good accent http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eO9m8HszkS
and one where I actually try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVpGu34GFv
Can you tell me which one is the easiest to understand ?

>>78362556
Thanks for the help. I desperately need to know cool English words like this one, and know how to pronounce them.

>There's plenty of time to visit before you die yet.
You never know, I missed an opportunity already due to a disease already
Your accent sounds very harsh though (maybe not the appropriate word, but harder to understand at least)

>>78362567
you could sound like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yiTDP81ldL
>>78362690
obviously the second
one thing is that you pronounced it "otel" instead of "hotel"
also you say guests as guesses
if the ts is hard to pronounce after a s, try to do them in separate breaths instead of a continuous one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iPjBtZTbbm

>Thug mé mo chuairt úd ó mhullach na Cruaiche
>'Gus liom anuas chun an tSléibhe Bháin,
>Ag cuir tuairisc mo chailín a d'fhág m'intinn buartha
>'Gus a rinne gual dubh dho mo chroí in mo lár,
>Mar d'at mo ghuaillí go dtí mo chluasa
>'Gus fuair mé an fuagra glan géar uaidh an mbás,
>Dheamhan duine dár gcuala mo scéal an uair úd
>Nár úirt go mba trua bocht é an Caisideach Bán.

>>78362711
>Your accent sounds very harsh though (maybe not the appropriate word, but harder to understand at least)
Irish people speak in a more idiosyncratic way that doesn't strictly make sense in proper English. So you very well might understand the words but not so much the structure.
>I'm only after having been to the shops
Makes perfect sense in Irish English but not in real English.

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>>78362627
Yes...
>>78362634
>more like indian
>cute/10
Thanks :3
>>78362646
I'm just really shy and nervous in general and I don't like my voice much so I usually speak really low.
>7/10
Thanks

>>78362690
>which is the easiest to understand

The second one for sure. The first one is still understandable and honestly most brits would find it endearing.

Little tip:

>guests

you should pronounce the "sts" with more flow rather than accentuating the transition of t to s

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FQnNBs8btD

>hotel

the "o" is formed further forward in the mouth than in French (at least british English)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jk5w8kYFVe

hope it helps

>>78362848
>I'm just really shy and nervous

No worries, m8. You did a good job

>>78362567
Very nice desu. You speak better than I do

>>78362840
I see, it's interesting, but it makes it harder for me

>>78362311
I don't want to rate yours because I am no authority but it's more intelligible than anything I tried to say.

>>78362956
The only way to get used to it is to familiarise yourself with it. Though once an Irish person knows you're foreign they'll generally just speak in an understandable kind of English so just give them a bewildered look when they say something you don't understand.

>>78362816
>otel instead of hotel
My bad, I used the french pronunciation
>sts
Yeah, one of the hardest english sound to make for me
thanks !
>>78362857
Thanks, will work on it

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>>78363050
you're welcome senpai

>>78363007
If you have an interest in the language, there's a load of recordings on https://doegen.ie/ of native speakers so you can develop an ear for it.

Have you any other languages?

>>78363020
I'll keep that in mind, can you all switch from Irish English to "English English" like that?

>>78363090
Pretty much. It's probably like dialects in French, you'd have your own idioms varying from region to region but you still have "proper" French, no?

>>78363133
We used to have typical languages who weren't similar from regions to regions at all but they pretty much all disappeared
It's just a matter of accents now and maybe a few words, not the actual structure

>>78363178
There'd still be slang from place to place wouldn't there?

Are you from a region which had its own language?

>>78345739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nws6aesTbK

>>78363241
Perfectly understandable, you seemed to be leaving off the "-'s" part from Israel's though.

>>78363240
Yeah perhaps a few words like I said but nothing major or hard to understand
Regional dialects were called patois, each region had its own patois. Since the 19th century the central power has pushed to make them disappear, and no one speaks them anymore

My great-grandmother did

>>78363291
thanks

>>78363080
Thanks for the link. I've been wanting to get a proper grip on spoken Irish, right now I mostly just muddle through reading it. I'm totally unfamiliar with any other languages so I don't normally bother with these threads.

>>78363314
That's a shame, we had the same thing happen here in Irish where the Government tried to standardise the 3 dialects but all it did was make some ugly bastardised tongue that nobody bothers using but it's the only one that gets taught.

>>78363397
There's a Discord server with a few fluent Irish/Scottish speakers called Celt Craic if you want to practice it being spoken. Has a load of Yanks and Welsh fuckers too though.

Give this one a try (>>78362840) and I can offer advice as best I can - I'm not really a very competent speaker though.

Ab 1918 warb die Brauerei Sünner zum ersten Mal mit dem Begriff „Kölsch“ für das helle obergärige Bier, das sie bereits seit 1906 herstellte. Der Zweite Weltkrieg brachte auch dem Bierkonsum eine Zäsur. 1946 gab es nur noch zwei Brauereien in Köln, nämlich Dom und Sünner. Auch die Zutaten Malz und Hefe waren nicht oder nur in schlechter Qualität oder illegal zu bekommen. Die erste reine obergärige Bierhefe musste aus Kopenhagen durch Beziehungen von Hans Sion aus der Carlsberg Brauerei beschafft werden.[3] Danach wuchs die Zahl der Kölschbrauereien wieder auf 24 an. Sion war es auch, der schon 1945 die Marke Kölsch in Köln propagierte

More German to try

>>78363555
It's partially shameful because it's a lost heritage of course but at least now we can all understand each other
Sometimes the language was completely different from village to village
When did your Government did that?

https://my.mixtape.moe/nhehdi.mp3

>>78363600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cOuSm4nRu5

My attempt.

Madina Madina hintsam hu zina
Sunam hu gin yalla chua hu kur yalla
Madina Madina ahm su vina
Kirar dog etina ahm su talhina

>>78363600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16T7L0aGlbV
Harder when you don't know the numbers

>>78363710
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.

>>78363767
Ups I messed up again, thanks for noticing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16T7L0aGIbV
Should work now

>>78363812
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16T7L0aGIbV

I can't really r8 as I'm not native but I would say to just tone down the "r" a little, lad

>>78363610
>Sometimes the language was completely different from village to village
Kek you make it sound like France was still feudal in your grandmother's time.

>When did your Government did that?
The 1950s I think. Scottish Gaidhlig is closer to pre-reform Irish than modern Irish is, at least spelling-wise, so it's not entirely gone. Not until the Scots stop speaking it at least.

Is there an interest in reviving the patois?

>>78363600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k1dwwzDvU7

>>78363882
I always thought of Germans as people who seemed constantly angry because of these hard sounds, and it compensates a little bit the fact that I'm completely clueless about how to pronounce much of the syllabes

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>>78363948
>I always thought of Germans as people who seemed constantly angry

>seemed

:^)

>>78363922
Great-grandmother*, and yes it kinda was
19th century was a period of many troubles and the transition hasn't been successfully achieved until middle 20th I'd say

I don't know anything about these languages but I'm thankful to Americans for making English more understandable because both Irish and Englishmen have hard accents to my ears

>Is there an interest in reviving the patois?
Maybe but very small, overall it's all the rural France and the villages which are dying slowly with the time
Some regional languages are still alive however and preserved by local groups, mostly near Basque Country, Corsica or Brittany

>>78364053
Are you having a good time in Germany? When I visited Berlin and Nuremberg (probably not the better places) the places looked very generic to me if not ugly, and it was really dirty, even more than Paris. Although the people were really nice.

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>>78364053
I never opened that thumbnail before and always thought it was a cigar he was holding.

I'm actually disappointed that it isn't.

>>78364080
>>78364080
>I'm thankful to Americans for making English more understandable because both Irish and Englishmen have hard accents to my ears

>>78364180

>Are you having a good time in Germany?

To keep it as short as possible, I enjoy it here but I far preferred my life in France(lived there for about 2 years).

I currenty live in Cologne which has some lovely parts to it but out of the "altstadt" and direct centre of town is nothing to write home about and pretty fucking dirty. Then again, so are most cities. Munich was much the same, too.

>the people are really nice

Yes and no. I find that if I'm chatting to friends of friends or people that know me at least a little bit they will be really nice and very inquisitive. Outside of that I need to say that honestly the average Germans you bump into in shops or on the street lack the basic manners that I've experienced in all the other places I've lived (UK, France and Norway). Please and thank you seemingly don't exist, people will literally push you out of the way if you're browsing an item in a supermarket, failing that someone has walked in front of me and then backed up until I was forced to move. "excuse me" or "pardon" when you do something you didn't mean to is very much so not in their mindset. I don't know how to put it, when you know them they are really decent people but on the streets, all manners and basic decency are thrown out the window

I realise I sound butthurt but it's just what I've witnessed. Nowhere I've been before has had such a basic manner issue as Germany.

>>78364321
S-sorry

>>78364402
That's an interesting testimony. You're right about this behavior, I've heard about that, but didn't stay enough to have a relevant opinion. What about the food? I had some pretty bad memories with it.

>>78364402
>I've lived in the UK, France, Norway and Germany
Are you a student ? Or do you have a job that allows you to travel a lot ? (if it's not too personnal)
This seems like an exciting life

>>78364469

>That's an interesting testimony.

Of course, it's a big generalisation to say that they are all rude in a public settting but it is anecdotal evidence. ( want to clarify that before a butthurt Hans reads it).

>What about the food? I had some pretty bad memories with it.

Really? That's a shame. The food (German traditional) is pretty simple but I honestly really enjoy it. I don't eat it all that much as it tends to be heavy as fuck but it's great winter food. I live almost opposite a Brauhaus that serves excellent sausage and beer.

>Are you a student ? Or do you have a job that allows you to travel a lot ?

None of the above. I had a decent level of savings and always had the itch to travel a bit. That including the fact that I wanted to learn other languages led me to up sticks and leave the uk in 2014. Only been back twice for long weekends.

I could have stayed in France, I had a comfy job in a really pretty village. If it wasn't for the lack of young people I reckon I'd still be there.

>>78364686
for>>78364519
too

>>78363555
>>78362840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eWUT0FRvPD
I can't even read this shit without doing an accent and my throat hurts now.

>>78364912
You sound like you should be narrating kid's novels hahaha that's amazing.

>Scéal an Lae le Anonymous.

Your pronunciation was perfect as far as I could tell.

>>78365167
mammy always said I had the face for radio

>>78365374
If Are Boy Aengus Mac Grianna can get his own blooper reel and still work for RTÉ then we can do anything we set our minds too, lad.

>>78344682
French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nmIHfFVQao

>>78345739
English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0goUjYYMPcd

Feels (Big Sean part) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv4q2ov3Mk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xdjnGiOmd4

Bonus (Colombian-venezuelan Spanish)
Me rehuso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCcLQto5BM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HMCzQYPGvt

Sorry for the mistakes. I'm still studying

>>78351850
yeah 95% is understandable, nice accent
>>78355491
nice try, but yeah, reading polish isnt possible if you dont know pronunciation of certain letters and digraphs

>>78363600
German
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GY6Zm4iuOH

Polish
>>78360273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KU0SBWgGmG

Spanish
>>78360166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQLp8nTM9k

Latin
>>78357972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCW9hsoziH

Russian
>>78357742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FIupTrb747

>

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>>78345359
I tried, it sucks tho:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VqiN1IHoD

>>78345739
I kinda missed some words when I read the text, but didn't want to re-record it, so here's the chopped and screwed version:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OsvFX9BJyk

>>78349636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JPyf6h3mfK

>>78351316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JiYwbIBReI

>>78354368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s187PGMPgaOu

>>78357389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r4Mi4EwTpO

>>78357972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hVnDbRcv82

>>78359830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OgeDbcz6i0

>>78359978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06mlRmSptv7

>>78360166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aM1WOjqkSP

>>78360273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XpA96DyAQA

"Bä bä vita lamm, har du någon ull? Ja, ja kära far, jag har säcken full. Helgdagsrock åt far och söndagskjol åt mor. Och två par strumpor till lillebror".

>>78374026
Try opening the mouth wider and it should be fine.

>>78374481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PxNmzKFFx3

Only guess...

>>78374560
Which is the vocaroo record in question? I've sent, like, 11 of them. French I guess?

>>78374629
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PxNmzKFFx3
6-7/10 bretty gud but the ch in "och" is pronounced as a hard K

>>78374481
Something like this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bfpRF2jnq1

>>78375024
Yup I only listened to the french.
Unless you want to read some occitan, this is the only language I can natively rate.

>>78374026
NIce polish

>>78371265
Evaluez mon français svp >>78367508

>>78377205
The sound was very bad but it was understandable.
With a better mike and without the background noise I would give you a solid 8/10

Some occitan :

L'ivèr fini, quand lou vanèu
Is alo loungarudo passo,
Eilamoundaut, sus l'esquinasso
Dóu Ventour se foundon li nèu ;
A l'alen dóu marin, la reialo flassado
D'eici, d'eila, se rout e pendoulo estrassado.

>>78374481
rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19uQXfDE8Ey

>>78374026
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OsvFX9BJyk
That was perfectly fine.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s187PGMPgaOu
That was a rude

>>78377875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WHJ8cxyKU8

>>78379367
Not that bad, but you got the diphtongues wrong.
Here is how it supposed to be read :

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VGAlRmSaa2

>>78361147
Did this one because made me laugh like an idiot.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qb860QXKAF

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>>78344682
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PU8CH5driX

>>78380607
That was perfectly understandable.

>>78381102
Thank you. I have a lot of trouble reading aloud and tend to stress the wrong syllables a lot, but I'm glad its understandable.

>>78379025
Decent but you left out a word or two and a lot of the vowels are pronounced wrong but still okay

Glad the thread has been lasting for more than a day.
I consider this a success, regarding the poor /voc/ thread frequentation lastly.

>>78381503
As it turns out, spamming the link into generals has kinda worked.

Any Spanish anons here?
What do you think about this?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TduUavbqoV

>>78381550
Good idea, I'll try /balk/ and /ex-yu/ for a change.

>>78382444
Naduhaj mi se kurca

>>78382444
Naduhaj mi se kurca

>>78382541
https://clyp.it/01ydrdby

Heck I can't get vocaroo working

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BYteazhbfD

first for stupidity
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lk7hVqd6R8

>tfw you speak french like an arab immigrant

>>78381623
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05m0xliNNba

>>78383005
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14igIEk2YPc
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NgYMR83RVv

>>78383187
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1POD3UVHq5v

>>78382933
I've of course heard better french, but you get extra points for improvising.
8/10

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>>78344682
let's see fellow romancebros
can you into romanian?
>Iar te-ai cufundat în stele
>Şi în nori şi-n ceruri nalte?
>De nu m-ai uita încalte,
>Sufletul vieţii mele.

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>>78383447
No audio.

>>78383821
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJJ7Z0lfFo

>>78383821
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aslXLxD8AC

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>>78383907
nice, really nice
Iar is pronounced like Yar (one of my pet peeves with our orthography)
ceruri is pronounced TCHEroor' since the i marks a pallatalisation in romanian
ţ is a ts sound so vieţii is pronounced VYEtsii
>>78384073
almost perfect

>>78381623
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TduUavbqoV
totally understandable 8-9/10 tb.h You speak better than chileans desu
r8 portuguese (read from a Folha de sao paulo article)

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQ8ZstDOIr

>>78384109
>>78383821
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYmdumOJ6j

>>78384293
kek, you tried

>>78383821
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0R8df4yvz44

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>>78383821
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11kNScfNcUA
r8

posting provençal

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>>78384109
Could you pronounce it for us? Romanian is such a based language, the only think I can offer you with slightly decent pronunciation is this::
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1znl7KDF3O6

>>78384587
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFiyNmT9uR

>>78384819
Nice accent m8
you should roll the R

>>78374481
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15icDTjPRbx

>>78384967
It's not the case where I am from (Avignon), but I know that might happen depending on the region.

>>78344682
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RG98O3oGZn

sois gentil

>>78385220
I don't know if you are trying to make fun of us or not

Russian poems? Russian poems!

И внoвь - пopывы юных лeт,
И взpывы cил, и кpaйнocть мнeний...
Ho cчacтья нe былo - и нeт.
Хoть в этoм бoльшe нeт coмнeний!

Пpoйди oпacныe гoдa.
Teбя пoдcтepeгaют вcюдy.
Ho ecли выйдeшь цeл - тoгдa
Tы, нaкoнeц, пoвepишь чyдy,

И, нaкoнeц, yвидишь ты,
Чтo cчacтья и нe нaдo былo,
Чтo ceй нecбытoчнoй мeчты
И нa пoлжизни нe хвaтилo,

Чтo чepeз кpaй пepeлилacь
Bocтopгa твopчecкoгo чaшa,
Чтo вce yж нe мoe, a нaшe,
И c миpoм yтвepдилacь cвязь,-

И тoлькo c нeжнoю yлыбкoй
Пopoю бyдeшь вcпoминaть
O дeтcкoй тoй мeчтe, o зыбкoй,
Чтo cчacтиeм пpивыкли звaть!
I vnov' - poryvy yunykh let,
I vzryvy sil, i kraynost' mneniy...
No schast'ya ne bylo - i net.
Khot' v etom bol'she net somneniy!

Proydi opasnyye goda.
Tebya podsteregayut vsyudu.
No yesli vyydesh' tsel - togda
Ty, nakonets, poverish' chudu,

I, nakonets, uvidish' ty,
Chto schast'ya i ne nado bylo,
Chto sey nesbytochnoy mechty
I na polzhizni ne khvatilo,

Chto cherez kray perelilas'
Vostorga tvorcheskogo chasha,
Chto vse uzh ne moye, a nashe,
I s mirom utverdilas' svyaz',-

I tol'ko s nezhnoyu ulybkoy
Poroyu budesh' vspominat'
O detskoy toy mechte, o zybkoy,
Chto schastiyem privykli zvat'!

>>78385435
I was giving it my best shot ;_;

nach so vielen Jahren Kölner Lichter sei die Frage erlaubt, wie sehr uns die Pyrotechniker der Firma WECO noch überraschen können – doch es ist Ihnen wieder auf ganz besondere Weise geglückt! Georg Alef versprach ein anderes - ein „leiseres“ Feuerwerk, und es ist ihm mehr als gelungen: Feinfühlig, dennoch bildgewaltig und zu 100 % perfekt abgestimmt auf die Songauswahl hat das längste musiksynchrone Höhenfeuerwerk in der Geschichte der Kölner Lichter uns alle begeistert und berührt! Das Experiment ist geglückt – die meisten Besucher haben ihr Bestes gegeben und fleißig mitgesungen.....ein Hoch auf Köln!

Und auch der WDR hat mit hohem logistischen Aufwand fantastische Bilder für alle diejenigen geliefert, die die Lichter von zu Hause aus verfolgen wollten.

little bitta kraut for you all

Getting tired of these page 10 saves, boys.

up up

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some bad singing to save the bread boyz

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Je1KFQBBve

>>78396689


Enjoyed that, lad