Why are americans so fat and dumb?

>>78342420
because they eat shit

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Fat: Subsidized corn and sugar deals, along with a convenience culture and a lack of self control, not to mention that the average burger knows shit about nutrition
Stupid: underfunded public schools and addictions to distractions (or hedonism, I guess)

>>78342460
>Universities filled with foreigners and the richest motherfuckers in the country
>Representative of the average muricans who have difficulty adding 2+2

>>78342460
>uniersities ranked by the number of english publications
ahhh yes, the perfect argument

>>78342420
no way that's real

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wtf??? I thought america was supposed to be free?????????

>>78342460
>Meme rankings

>>78342536
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>>78342618
>yuropoors

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>>78342420
this confuse the amerishart.

>>78342595
Foreskin are commies.

>>78342482
the last time japan had a fat man 80k people died

>>78342420
Man, I a car was parked too close to me and it was a struggle to get in/out, mainly due to my size, I'd be too fucking embarrassed to draw any attention to it. How can these people be so shameless?

>>78342898
This is quality

>>78342420
my theory: because the united states is so spread out, the only local source of information (prior to the internet) is TV. But TV wants to be entertaining rather than informative.

as for our fatness, one word: consumerism.

>>78345987
actuality, forget what i said, its just consumerism.

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>>78342460

>>78343805
Kek

>>78344229

On point with the humour.

>>78342898
I don't get it

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>>78342618
>mudhut shaman shithole french ((((universities))))

>>78344229
underrated