the state of this runt
>>78338038
me in the OP
If you were going to start a new country fom scratch, who would/wouldn't you let in?
Personally I wouldn't racially discriminate but I wouln't let in anybody with an IQ below 100, which realistically leave mostly whites and Asians.
Also no fatties.
>>78338047
shithead
I've just had my morning coffee, feeling bright eyed bushy tailed and ready to go!
>>78338047
faggot
Wir laden unsere Batterie
Jetzt sind wir voller Energie
Wir sind die Roboter
>>78338057
>but I wouln't let in anybody with an IQ below 100
if you do that no one will take the shitty jobs like McDonalds
HR just handed me a huge file of every 4chan post I've ever made at work
fucked it for real this time lads
>Trump condemns white supremacists
haha I bet /pol/ is in shambles
/brit/ more like /shit/
>>78338085
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
>>78338084
seriously?
>>78338047
idiot retard bitch
>>78338081
I wouldn't let anyone in that eats mcdonalds simple as
rahhhhg bohhhhn
RAHHHHHG BOHHHHHN
(clip clop clip clop)
RAHHHHHG BOHHHHHN
rahhhhg bohhhhn
post braphogs
>>78338102
Nerd! *socks you in the face*
>>78338084
would literally jump out of the window if this happened
>>78338086
it defeats the purpose when chads head isnt shaped like chad
that's the joke
you want to be me, i am your idol
racism won't end until people stop obsessing over race
>>78338130
> you will never sniff her braps before tasting a little bit of chocolate on the rim
>>78338117
it's time for toil
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
https://twitter.com/EveningStandard/status/897390565322575872
ah yes, the Left
>>78338130
>tattoo
wouldnt shag
>>78338111
fair enough so your cunt has no fast foods
>>78338125
>>78338106
yeah mate sitting here waiting for the managing director to come and speak to me
>>78338146
ah yes americans
australian
yank
australian
yank
australian
yank
australian
australian
yank
australian
state of this thread
>>78338153
reckon you're fired? are you a good worker?
>ywn be this aesthetic while committing atrocities
hope based north korea nukes us
>>78338175
all the intelligent brits(i.e the lefties) are at toil right now contributing to society, only rorke is left autistically screeching about topics nobody cares about as usual
>>78338190
I hope they misfire and hit the UK
popped into a starbucks because i need to charge my phone
its my first time in one of these places
very weird
>>78336368
Is this a crossdressing boy?
>>78338201
this, I'm currently on fag break
>>78338201
factual post
>>78338217
absolute fucking peasant tier coffee
@201
wagie cuck lefty piece of shit poo head wanker arsefaced bellsniff bruce lefy cuck twat
>>78338146
Vile.
>>78338146
the reckoning will come, they will push too far, confident in their backing by Soros, the media, the establishment, and academia. If they go after someone like Jefferson, there gonna piss off a lot of Americans who actually value what culture and history we have left
>>78338231
what's wrong with it?
>>78338217
only been in starbucks once to charge my phone also
fuck yank corporations
>>78338217
the state of that muffin
bet you paid like $10 for that
talk about a ripoff
rmyt
Malcolm: That's the sort of thing the press will throw at you. I mean you step out of line they'll be all over you like a pigeon on a chip, you know? Is that your chair?
Nicola: Oh God yes, it's cool isn't it. It's got lumbar support.
Malcolm: Bin it. People don't like their politicians to be comfortable. They don't like you having expenses. They don't like you being paid. They'd rather you lived in a fucking cave.
Nicola: Ok, fine. So what should I be sitting on? Should I just get an upturned KFC bucket?
Malcolm: A fucking normal chair, right. Not a fucking massive vibrating throne.
>>78338258
it's roasted to shit and to cover it up they add all manor of sugary shit flavorings like mint and pumpkin spice creams
just go to a normal ass coffee bar and get a cappuccino or don't drink coffee instead of getting a child's drink
>>78338118
>>78338118
>>78338153
What are the worst posts you're getting done for? I shudder to think of some of the stuff I've posted here coming to light. They wouldn't understand.
>>78338278
adore the idea of his cute arse getting filled with nigger cum lads
>>78338278
possible nonce
>>78338293
holy shit moar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Scottish_people
>>78338290
how can you tell that it's roasted "to shit" from a simple photograph?
which one(s) should I cop?
>>78338153
hahahaha i hope this is real and you've posted some racist shit
>>78338318
big corporations like starbucks aren't like small local coffee bars - they generall all do shit in a uniform manner. plus the beans aren't roasted on premise at every starbucks lmao
I've got three job interviews lined up lads
*le brendan fraser meme* JUST
*heems and australian or five*
>>78338336
rose and jaguar desu
>>78338344
fuck off normie twat
>>78338344
font
>>78338346
wrapping my head around this cryptic post
>>78338190
drumpf won't nuke korea he's controlled by the russians who are allies with the communists this is all a ploy to distract from drumpfs neo nazi ties
>>78338373
wrapping your head around me fist
>coffee bars
>>78338362
>>78338366
I am just a humble incel/NEET with a degree lads
any arrogant students here?
>>78338094
what the fuck did he mean by this?
>>78338404
turbo font
>>78338407
*sniffs*
>>78338407
you just KNOW there are, makes my blood curdle tbqh
>>78338407
all youngsters are arrogant because they haven't suffered enough to have any empathy
>>78338336
rose and the big cat are the best, rest are too "i;m trying really hard to be ironic"
>>78338389
wrapping your head around my dick
>>78338389
>>78338389
*swiftly wraps your mandible around my size 12 boot*
fuck off
>>78338398
>yeah coffee is so fucking weird and gay lol just go to starbucks don't be pretentious
>>78338344
It's time
for Sanctions
>>78338422
Having a crippling health anxiety episode
>>78338386
didn't say he would
>>78338465
*switches channel*
>>78338465
sounds like me haha
need more of that braphog
>arrogant student walks into my office
>hands me his "cv"
>tells me he deserves this job because he just recently acquired a degree
>tell him i'll get back to him
>ugly looking runt walks in
>hands me his "cv"
>left secondary at 16 and has been in work for the past 6 years
>invite both to an interview
>arrogant student shows up in a suit
>runt shows up in shirt and tie
>tell the arrogant student he has no experience
>runt laughs
>hire the runt
fuck arrogant students
>>78338465
*antagonizes it even more*
I just watched some US legaslative meeting on marijuana from the early 2000s, and only a few people were in favour of marijuana. Every opponent had literally no idea what they were talking about. They talking about marijuana deaths, overdose, addiction (like it's tobacco). That would be like me talking about tea and how we have to ban tea because of people are getting addicted and overdose.
They're describing legal prescription pills. Not marijuana. They fundamentally misunderstand the properties of this substance. It's just so fucking silly. And these are the people who make the laws. It's like children talking about sex. Yeah, I peed in her butthole and made a baby.
haven't showered in a few days
saved up a good steamy one
im a black intellect but unrefined
What is the most overpowered degree you could get?
>>78338465
>anxiety
>caring about weed
#1 sign of runtism
>when Mao was young and leader of a small communist guerilla squad, when surrounded by the Chinese Nationalist Party and defeat was impending, he took his army of 100,000 and marched over 6000miles to the communist held northern china, only 30,000 made it
insane, and people today complain about the train being late
>>78338484
if an autistic student bumbled in would you take pity on them?
>>78338498
You don't understand
>>78338490
>legaslative
Day one of /NOFAP/
>>78338508
>wanting weed users to be imprisoned for using weed
Such a nasty poster
any Chiang Kai-shek man in?
>>78338512
shouldve done a lei feng
>>78338519
absolutely not
there's no stranger worth enough pity to put your own job on the line by hiring them
>>78338532
How ?
>>78338512
Why are the chinese incapable of efficient navigation?
broke an arrogant students jaw last night
fucking arrogant little pricks
those types wouldn't last a day with me and lads laying bricks
>>78338512
>when Mao was young and leader of a small communist guerilla squad
>he took his army of 100000
100000 is a small guerilla squad by chinese standards
>>78338543
but you hired a runt rather than declaring the position closed
>>78338540
don't care
most of the people in prison for weed are drug dealers; people who were caught with a lot of it
>>78338540
>wanting criminals to go to jail
well yeah...
>>78338512
>small communist guerilla squad
>100,000
hm
Moncler on just to show you how I feel
long long the night
heavy comes the morrow
>>78338572
all criminals should go to prison?
Any cultural marxist man in?
>>78338512
>small guerilla squad
>100,000
Ah yes, China.
>>78338563
and black weed users
studied the chinese revolution
much more entertaining than the russian
>>78338465
Take a benzo
>>78338572
>wanting weed users to be turned into REAL criminals by sending them to jail
not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
lov benzos
considering that thing were you die voluntarily
>>78338588
Gender is a social construct, comrade. My pronouns are Comrade, Comrade, and Comrade. I only respond to correct pronouns.
Have nary laid a single brick nor a bird yet I still dream of the day my life will take off
*Gets some gay-ass pottery award*
>>78338615
dangerous and down right stupid
>>78338596
While You Were Studying the Chinese Revolution, I Studied the Blade.
>>78338595
there's plenty of white folks in jail
i'd know
>>78338588
That would imply some form of functional cohesion through commonly shared characteristics lad
>>78338636
You need to calm down lad, maybe pop a benzo?
>>78338636
mmm nah lov benzos.
>>78338536
Keep it up!
>>78338658
alright, as long as its none of that benzos shit
>>78338670
fuck off
>>78338636
SSRI shill fuck OFF
>she text me
It's been over a year. I'm panicking.
>>78338588
>any variant of marxism
cringe
DUDE BENZOS
>>78338611
>commit a crime
>"nah but that one didn't count, let me get a do-over"
wouldn't care if every marxist stopped breathing tomorrow tbqh
>>78338549
google it
any benzo man in?
>>78338683
whom are you quoting?
>>78338683
blank her king
>>78338038
Fellow brits should I repeat A1 or give A1 and A2 togather?
>>78338695
>le all crimes are the same
moronic post
Lorazepam or clonazepam?
>>78338057
No immigration at all. I'd work to foster a great deep-rooted nationalism in the population.
Ireland had the best chance at creating the ideal nation but the English language killed it.
>>78338715
>>78338563
>>78338572
If liquor were illegal, liquor merchants would be criminals.
If we made liquor illegal tomorrow, it'd be sold by the same criminal gangs that sell heroin, crack, and meth, and they'd have a monopoly on it.
Marijuana, as a relatively benign substance, shouldn't share a shelf with legitimately deadly drugs like those. It's been falsely demonised back in the 1930s when we didn't understand what it was. Basically, Mexican illegal immigrants sold it, and it got people high, and it was done by street people, so it must be a lethal addictive drug.
>>78338715
abhorrent
>>78338715
fake (and gay)
any tites
>>78338724
Diazepam
guess what degenerates, it doesn't matter whether it's harmful or not, it's fucking illegal
just don't do it
>tfw no ugly gf
How do folk manage to visit reddit without dying from aids
any palace man in
>>78338753
>degenerates
it's not immoral to use psychoactive drugs you twat
>die in hell
>>78338759
cringe
lay bricks
it kinda sucks sometimes its ok sometimes
>>78338728
>>78338743
good posts
>>78338744
bad post
australia is a pretty reddit country
hate australians
redditors the lot
>>78338747
Isn't the half life really short like xanax
>>78338753
What does boot dirt taste like faggot
Doing a coughing fit lads
>>78338781
>>78338798
cringe
did a big stinky poo just now lads
>>78338806
disgusting
my thoughts on ossies ? hate those redditors !
>>78338823
same
fuck drumpf and fuck reddit
>>78338806
filtered :)
>>78338753
The actual substance itself is so begnin. It's prohibition is completely arbitrary and simply empowers criminal gangs. It's like a gift to organised crime. Like if we made beer illegal.
Empower our enemies and make ourselves look like arbitrary idiots. Cool.
Fuck trump, fick fascists and fuck reddit and fuck australia!
dont mind me just pirating some snacks
love trump fuck reddit
The blacks in America are ready for war
drumpf is on his way out
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
>>78338845
FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK KKK
FUCK FASCIST USA
>>78338801
*smacks you on the back like i'm getting sauce out of a bottle*
>>78338879
it's called the knockout game
>>78338886
Don't believe you.
>>78338886
yeah
bit weird how my views would be accepted pretty much to be the norm in the 18th, 19th and much of the 20th century but now in the 21st century I'm considered an extremist haha
am I and hundreds of years of generations in the past wrong? or are the current generations of modernity wrong? honestly can't tell tbqh
exploding as we speak
>>78338886
Wtf aren't cigs like $20 a pack in australia? Are you really rich?
>>78338886
You're smoking a cigarette 8 hours and 45 minutes a day. That means you essentially have a cigarette going every waking hour, except when you're sleeping and eating.
That's dedication man. Don't quit. You can win some sort of record. I know I've never been as dedicated to anything as you are to cigarettes.
>bit weird how my views would be accepted pretty much to be the norm in the 18th, 19th and much of the 20th century but now in the 21st century I'm considered an extremist haha
>am I and hundreds of years of generations in the past wrong? or are the current generations of modernity wrong? honestly can't tell tbqh
>>78338886
Yeah for a few months, until last weekend when I went on a drunken binge and got some baccy. I've never been on 75 a day though. 5 seems like my average.
The way to do it is to redefine yourself as a non-smoker, who reacts to all things as a non-smoker, commit to that and be stubborn about it. That last part is the hard part.
>>78338983
would NOT cross this man
>>78338933
You're a gigantic fucking nerd
I still believe that mercury is a cure for syphilis. Not accepted by modern science, but accepted by me who's definitely right.
the word is bitter not salty
and it's addictive not addicting
*to the choon of the old batman programme*
la-la-la-la-la-la-lana! lana! lana!
>>78339035
you've been punked
ooh man goddam
Imagine not being born British or American.
Can't imagine your existence being anything other than cultural cringe.
Like for fucks sake, imagine if you were born TURKISH.
it's pranked not punked
>>78339097
Go home Ami
it's not a drug it's a drink
At the hotel rolling like a windmill
*rebels against the government with my second amendment right*
>>78339097
*Australian or American
Being born British seems like a terrible fate
I tried smoking and vaping. Being addicted to nicotine is a fucking chore. I like not having to do anything when I don't need to. Sitting, relaxing, chilling, enjoying myself. The last thing I want is my brain making me feel really shit and having to fill back up on ciggies or vapes. It's like you never get to experience true relaxation. Like if you had to do something a little annoying dance every 2 hours to feel normal.
Fuck addiction. Man is only meant to drink, eat, shit, and sleep. Add anymore and it's a fucking grueling existence.
ta na naaaaa
ta na na na na
she got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
at the point now where I don't know if something really a problem and actually worth worrying about or if something is just the autism playing up and should be ignored
The lines have become blurred
>>78339126
Why do you haunt these threads like a stink in a bathroom? So obnoxious
>>78339126
*Finnish or Australian
>>78339097
the blacks in america are getting ready to rise up and in england all the muslims are raping them
>>78339121
What happened here
>>78339126
I'm talking more about having a culture to be proud of. We've got a deep history and one of the most accomplished civilisations on the planet. Huge WE WUZ mindset here,except in our case we actually wuz.
You don't really have that with Australia
Why aren't you posting you stupid kikes
Me with the family last Christmas
Does a post
am i shadowbanned?
Currently wearing sandals
>>78338084
Pics?
What are your greatest hits?
>>78339121
what's the story behind this
actually unironically very grateful (not that i could ever be grateful enough) for being australian
>>78339225
hope you're wearing socks with them like a proper Aryan man
>>78339187
Guy was American
Got shot
>>78339224
FOY
Happily ever after
I don't know what happened
Panic
Hanging out with addicts
all women are whores
>>78339236
>>78338146
How are they not inciting civil war?
>>78339256
uh, admin? what did i do to deserve this?
Thoughts?
>>78339236
In the rest of the world we view Australia as an inhospitable desert filled with jerks who descend from the felons that the British offloaded there.
>>78339275
few know this
>>78339236
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
>National Sorry Day is an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's Indigenous population.
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>>78339121
Really don't see how getting shot not in the head or heart kills you instantly like this
yes im sure this bloke's work computer had a unique IP address that his non-police officer boss can somehow use to access his 4chan posts.
wonder what kind of stuff i could get if i'd been collecting nectar points from the start
i must've spent over £20,000 in that Sainbury's over the last 20 years. It came out in 2002, so 15 years, 15 grand's worth of nectar points. What could I get with that?
>>78339236
This. We are a proud nation that rose to greatness in only a couple hundred years.
Can't really say which is worse, yanks or Australians
>>78339304
I am a keeper of the secret knowledge
just completed my tome on players that I rate and Paul Pogba does not feature because i do not rate pogba
>>78338146
lol
>>78339287
it's domestic terrorism. plain and simple. but this isn't the first time the US has seen civil discourse. we'll survive
No talkie atm lads
>>78339327
Thanks to Britain
>australians
>>78339278
>>78339302
>>78339314
>>78339326
chicken & bacon sandwich, packet of crisps (not Walkers)
>she hasn't replied to my text
The cruellest joke ever told.
any /no toil before brew is made/ man in?
>>78338057
Very silly idea. You'd have virtually no manual labourers etc and low skill workers which are crucial to a country. Furthermore higher iq people are more likely to vote left so this policy wouldn't last long lol
business idea: make alcohol illegal - become a drug dealer and use liquor as a gateway drug to more expensive drugs I sell like heroin and cocaine.
>>78339314
>>78339377
>tfw not replying to her texts for hours, sometimes days on end
>she ends up begging me to talk to her
>pretend I was busy
I am the puppet master
The rape van
LOVE killing spiders, makes me feel like a primitive hunter hunting down his prey
Canada unironically has the most interesting colonial history of the white commonwealth, its a shame that Canada decided to adopt a cringeworthy lefty progressive culture in the 1960s that covers their history up
Canadian Rorkes are really good lads though
>>78339002
Haha only one of them is actually pissing off muzzies tho. Great banter from the lad
whats Labour's solution to combatting the problems seen in the muslim community?
>>78339443
t. canuck
>>78339481
not classifying them as problems
>>78339481
listen to their white working class constituent's concerns and come to a mature solution through dialogue
>>78339347
Just like India and South Africa.
Such shining examples of first world nations helped there by Britain.
Make a new thread
>>78339516
Australia isn't First World, I agree
>>78339519
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>78339512
but Labour hate white working class people.
>>78339443
Canada is generally universally accepted to be the best country in the world in each and every single way. And we invented plexiglass, and the scientists on the Apollo 13 mission were Canadian, so we landed men on the moon.
Saw this then I remembered that Jimmy saville was a pedo and he was white so this actually doesn't matter and why should just invite more of them in to the country and ignore the fact that they specifically target white girls and commit these crimes at a massively disproportionate level
>>78339512
Why do people still blame Labour for everything when the Tories have been in power for years and haven't bothered to stop immigration
Bit weird
>>78339519
Business idea: give guns to monarchists, neoreactionaries and traditionalists, not neonazis
>>78339547
>>78339553
>>78339540
Reeeeeeeee
>>78339558
>man shits on your head for 10 years
>another man comes and shits on your head for 7 years
>"Why does everyone hate the first man?"
>>78339547
canada's a shithole bro
>>78339582
yep I see it now
IT'S MEn
>>78339519
Always knew its only a matter of time before USA collapses under itself in civil turmoil but never suspected the Chinese of funding it, quite smart.
Maybe we should fund it first and take back what's ours. Divide and conquer like the good old days
>>78339653
ah yes those famous german north american colonies
>>78339653
You couldn't even take Rabaul, Klaus
>>78339218
makes me cry everytime
>>78339322
He was american (fat)