/brit/

Pop music makes me suicidal

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>Lana edition

>>78335957
try listening to good pop music instead of bad pop

too fucking hot

enjoy work, wagies

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elle

>want to turn right
>yield to long column of cars going the other way
>prepare to turn as the column is nearing its end and there's a lull in traffic
>the last guy in the column stops to let me turn

why do they do this?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

ami
go
home

bastard started posting old threads on his page. can't fuck with him anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2flpdqGfAsw
good song

>>78335997
Perhaps people feel they can give way as they please if they're not holding anyone else up. He's still a mong though since he's probably just slowing you both down.

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Yankee Doodle came to town riding on a pony, stuck a commie in his ass and called him a jabroni

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20 Embarrassing Street Moments In Anonymous Proxy

mornin
shall be visiting loch ness today bet there's gonna be annoying tourists everywhere

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>>78335997
>when you want to cross the road and the guy on the lane nearest to you stops but you see madmen speeding down the next lane

>>78336122
You mean a woman in Richmond didn't really make £5,300 in one day?

>>78336069
Mental how he is the best paid actor in Hollywood

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NK didn't launch the nukes at guam lads
is anyone surprised?

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>>78336146
hes the most electrifying man in sports entertainment also might run in 2020

>>78336150
who is he

>>78336189
>might run in 2020
doubt it, cardio kills gains

Honey mustard is the only acceptable type of mustard.

>>78336213
to be expected of a country that cannot into roast beef

>>78336233
I ate it weekly growing up

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>>78336233
roast beef and provolone tho

>>78336259
phwoar

>>78336233
got into your mother's roast beef the other night

>>78336259
Fucking embarrassing.

>>78336266
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce

>>78336277
>implying you wouldn't

>>78336258
you ate it weakly

>>78336203

cardio removes muscle? hmm

>trying to prove your country can do proper roast beef with a fucking sandwich, with cheese in it

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>>78336277
oh I forgot, brits like eating their own defiled schoolgirls in the form of kebabs

ami
go
home

>>78336292
I would, call the king a bender and so should you, bent twat

>>78336300
damn you owned me

Jamie: Nobody gives a shit if you got shafted by Malcolm.
Cliff Lawton: I will never ever forgive him for what he did to me.
Jamie: Jesus, this isn't EastEnders! This is politics! We're all in the same playing pit, Cliff, there's no clean hands.
Cliff Lawton: Alright.
Jamie: (phone rings. Jamie answers) Yeah?
Malcolm: Jamie! What's that sort of droning noise in the background there? What, kind of boring, kind of low, sort of droning, boring, kind of miserable, whining, boring kind of, sort of boring noise going on?
Jamie: Yeah, well you've got it wrong, yeah?
Malcolm: Cliff fucking Lawton. Hey, nice. Was the Cillit Bang guy not available?
Jamie: Fuck you. [hangs up]
Cliff Lawton: (reading from his speech) "...to put it simply, I'm back!"
Jamie: Oh fuck off, Cliff.
Cliff Lawton: Sorry?
Jamie: Fuck off! You're a busted flush! You're not gonna be any Prime Minister, you're not gonna be anything, so fuck off!
Cliff Lawton: That's your thing, isn't it? Everything has to be in absolutes, everything has to be black and white. You know, "I love you -fuck off!" There are lots of shades of grey, you know!
Jamie: I know that, I'm looking at fifteen of them right now!

shan't

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Love Lana
Love Nier
Simple as

the bankers the bonuses

orange hitler is the reason why we have nazis mowing people down and doing torch light lynchings

absolutely despicable stuff

doing some atrocious farts

might bottle them

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ah yes quality news

The story of the "good Samaritan" is a bit racist desu. Assuming a man won't help his fellow man because he's a Samaritan, but this one happened to be good.

Replace the word Samaritan with Paki. There's a man injured on the side of the road. No one is helping, everyone just walks past. Then a Paki stops to help. Usually you expect them to bomb trains and rape kids, but not this Paki. He was a "good Paki".

>>78336377
The Alt Right™ showed their true colors, showed up their march with nazi regalia, and mowed people down with a car. This has dispelled all doubt of their true nature and erased whatever excuses they had against not being total pieces of shit.

>>78336392
well...is it?

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>>78336322
And Americans like eating fresh warm dog plops.

>>78336377
this except unironically

>>78336399
otherwise known as a "moderate muslim"

lads?

>>78336516
you alright pet

>>78336516
ye

big fly in my room going absolutely mental

absolutely buzzin in this lads room

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>private companies can do whatever they like you fucking liberal
>WTF YouTube is banning us?!!

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>depression

lads

>dutch
>holland
>the netherlands
what the FUCK

>>78336034
Good post.

>>78336542
waiting for the coke to wear off so I can sleep tb h

>>78336322
I want her to bust my balls with her fucking forehead. Just smush them into a flat patty like a chef making ball burgers

business idea: walk into a large corporations main building and ask for job

Just had a massive morning shit lads

unironically dig fashwave lads

>>78336593
firm handshake and a nice haircut lad

Abort the poor

>>78336392
The whole way the BBC reported on Charlottesville just covered up the communist violence. Fake news funded by the taxpayer from the BBC, as usual.

find it impossible to talk to my parents about emotional stuff

everything else is fine but fuck that

>>78336631
Autist

>>78336596
It's just vapourware except writing 14/88 over it

Not very creative

>>78336626
every news org did, even that bulldog cunt Merkel opened her schnitzel hole about it

suffer from depression and social anxiety so i cant work

haha

>>78336645
Get off the dole, lazy cunt.

>>78336645
Benzos innit

>>78336602
Their only good album desu

>>78336645
this but unironically

>>78336645
You suffer from them because you don't work and staying shut up and unproductive makes your condition worse.

>>78336645
Good lad keep fighting the system

>>78336655

>336655

wew lad

>>78336645
get the SSRIs out of your system

>>78336660
this, but unironically

>The Caning of Charles Sumner, occurred on May 22, 1856, in the United States Senate when Representative Preston Brooks (D-SC) attacked Senator Charles Sumner (R-MA), an abolitionist, with a walking cane in retaliation for a speech given by Sumner two days earlier in which he fiercely attacked slaveholders including a relative of Brooks. The beating nearly killed Sumner and it drew a sharply polarized response from the American public on the subject of the expansion of slavery in the United States. It has been considered symbolic of the "breakdown of reasoned discourse" that eventually led to the American Civil War.

Fuck it, down with the Eagle, up with the cross

ah yes,

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bacon-sandwich-prices-sees-12-pbacon-butty-costs-set-to-soar-as-ingredients-hit-by-price-hikes-a3611716.html


what are (((THEY))) playing at?

>>78336704
shan't be opening this link

>>78336697
Why did you post this here?

Why do Brits have such high regard for Volvos? I don't understand it.

t. Swede

>>78336707
rasheed

full English without the beans Ceylon tea

>>78336714
the breakdown of discourse is already here, if they want to paint anyone to the right of Lenin as a Nazi then its not going to be pretty.

>>78336717

we don't?

>>78336717
do we? fascinating, tell me more

>>78336727
that wasn't an answer

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>surrounded by millions of people
>lonely

>>78336717
dont think we do but im pretty sure they're reasonably priced and fairly reliable vehicles.
the 4x4 XC_ ones are nice.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13709695
http://www.strawpoll.me/13709695
http://www.strawpoll.me/13709695

important

participation is vital

>>78336728
>>78336729
I drive one and most Brits I interact with tend to comment on it with high praise about supposed reliability and quality and so on.

Shit's bizarre.

>>78336717
we don't. strange that you think we do.

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Good morning anons

Remember, whether a worker or a NEET, to follow Lei Feng's good example, live a selfless and productive life being loyal to your family, friends and the party.

>>78336743
VIRUS

>>78336751
why is that bizarre?

>>78336762
ah yes, commie jesus.

note to self: tell every swede I meet that his car is a rustbucket

>>78336751

let's see if they praise it after i key it sweetie x

>>78336626
they're protesting against neo-nazis though
most people wouldn't disagree

>>78336763
How could you get a virus from a strawpoll?

Saw a volvo driving down the road last night so I chased after it to congratulate the driver on his purchase of a highly reliable quality vehicle.

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Trust me guys. When they legalise weed, the whole system will come down. That's why they try to keep it away from us. They don't want us knowing the truth. I can't wait to see the face of trudumb when the NWO gets exposed and we all know about their child sex ring. Shit's about to be lit.

so swedes dont like people complimenting their car. bit weird.

might divert from doing the virgin walk today

going to do the nonce prowl tbqh

>>78336392

taxation isn't th-

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>How could you get a virus from a strawpoll?

>>78336733
What else do you want? Soros is litterally egging for a civil war while we're pestering with the Norks. The progressives and identiarians aren't going to let up, the right isnt going to be chased out while Trump is elected. I just hope they're not stupid enough to actually try to impeach Trump.

A lot of people don't give two shits about the Confederate monuments but now they are targeting the Founding Fathers and many in the centre and on the right will not stand for that.

War is brewing

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on the train

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>>78336797
"The nonce tilt"

are yanks even sentient
for fuck's sake

>>78336809
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

>>78336792
do they allow home grows in canada with the new laws?

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is the virgin walk real lads?

*watches you drive your 6 year old £20k Volvo down the road from my £60k Jag's side mirror*
*pulls up to you*
*comments how reliable your car is*
*mutters to myself how great it is to not be a jf and not poor*

might talk my brother into getting painkillers so I can divert them and split the profits

>>78336808
Seriously, how can you?

>>78336825
>'m just doing my bait
nice touch

>>78336852
how fucking new are you

fuck off bbc why do i have to register an account to watch your bullshit

>>78336863
Quite, at least to /brit/

>>78336839
>60k jag

XJs are literally for old people, only acceptable car in this range for anyone who's not a wrinkly prune is a merc S class

Gentlemen, I am currently aboard the carriage of a electric train and adjacent to myself I detect with mine eyes the physical presence of a female. It inspires a mighty anxiety in me, our oppositely sexed persons sharing a single enclosure.

>>78336829
Yeah

>>78336873
you've got a lot to learn kiddo

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>>78336882

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>>78336880

they're beautiful you windowshopper

>>78336885
So is it a fuckin meme, or can I get a virus from a strawpoll because, as far as I can tell, you can't eject some sort of dodge JS into a strawpoll while making it.

>>78336882
Is she cute?

Any other anti-contact MAPs here?

dont give a shit about cars. all i need is a reliable saloon like a mondeo or something. they look nice and dont break down.

if I see another 'dora post I'll mong you

>buying a british car
why yes i do have a fondness for death traps

my application for a position at mcdonalds was rejected

>Feminist REKT compilation 2017 (MUST WATCH)

The virgin YouTube

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the ride

>>78336927
Walk into a factory. I've never walked into a factory and not gotten the job the same day.

t. Worked in 4 factories. The pay is shit, the work is hard, but at least it's income.

>>78336894
XFs are nice, XJs are ugly though mate, you've gotta be blind to think otherwise

gona have to get a load of injections for my new job as i have the possibility of being exposed to various contagions.

Fucking hell! Fuck! Jesus... I'm not a joke, okay, all right, hello?! I am a man. I am a man, you know, you know?! This, THIS!! THIS IS MY LIFE!! I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND ALL THIS IS MY LIFE!! And, it's collapsing in front of me. You know, Tom's lot, they're never going to want me, are they? And fucking Hugh, now, he... Jesus Christ, this is all...! I AM A MAN!!! AND, NO YOU DON'T, I'M IRRELEVANT!! No, no, go away! I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant! FUCKING HUGH JUST WANTS TO SPEAK TO TINKY WINKY?!! WELL FUCK TINKY WINKY!!! FUCK YOU, TINKY WINKY!!! AUF WIEDERSHEN, PET! THE PARTY'S OVER! GOODBYE, YELLOW BRICK ROAD! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HITLER?! WELL, HE HAD A MOUSTACHE AND HE LIVED OVER THERE!! FUCK US ALL!!!!

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the motor

>>78336948
would it be better to dress up or dress down for that?

Travellers have been advised to avoid London Waterloo station all day after a train derailed outside the station.
The train partly left the tracks as it was pulling away from a platform at low speed at 05:40 BST, Network Rail said.
Three people were checked over by London Ambulance Service but nobody was taken to hospital.
Trains are unable to access 13 of the station's platforms as 10 were already closed as part of engineering works to enlarge its capacity.

>>78336983
Fucking Southwest Trains are determined to ruin my fucking life

well I come from Alabama(r) with my banjo on my knee
and I'm gon to Louisiana, my true love for to see

fuck

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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/holborn-station-panic-on-the-underground-as-smoke-fills-carriage-after-loud-bang-a3611776.html

>>78336983
southern "infrastructure"

>>78336983
state of london

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>>78337004
found a picture of the suspect

>>78336970
Dress casual. I only dressed formal the first time. You have to be presentable of course, but they're looking for someone who can do physically repetitive tasks all day.

>5% of the population (technically less) are responsible for 30% of all sex crimes

can someone explain why this is please?

>>78337004
jokes on you it's just my homemade clock haha racists

>>78336945
get a door and some wheels from a junkyard and a bit of touch up paint and that'd be a respectable car

>>78337042
because the majority of people aren't sex offenders? bldurrrr

>>78337042
whataryafuckinstoopid?

nice a new R&M episode

OH SUSANNA DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME

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>Pulls up next to you in my well styled American estate
>notices the ticking sound emanating from your Jag
>"nice soul and pashun m8"
>lurches off the line with the signature Ford diesel thrust

mad how murderers only represent 0.01% of the population and yet are responsible for 100% of all murders, they need to be stopped

>>78337042
part and parcel

>>78337082
ironically pickle rick was easily one of the best episodes even though everyone made fun of it like it was TBBT

>>78337097
>mad how murderers only represent 0.01% of the population

I bet the thu=ousands of animals murdered daily would disagree

*kills all landlords*
*limits property ownership to 2 per person/couple*
*builds 1.6m houses on the green belt*
*watches as house prices drop to more affordable levels than ever*

w-woah, I just solved the housing crisis...

>>78337109
stealing this business idea

>>78337109
>2 per person
bit selfish

i'm a pickle

>>78337109
>kill
hello drumpf

>>78337107
animals can't disagree, they're dumb.

>>78337097
30% of murders aren't exclusive to a demographic that is only 5% of the population.

saying that, i bet on average non-whites murder more people as well rape too. would be interesting to see the stats.

>>78337132
*dead

>uses a tiki torch
>thinks he's allowed to criticise human beings
lmao fuck dshlumpft

going to watch some anime now

goodbye x

Away from Mississippi's vale,
With my ol' hat there for a sail,
I crossed upon a cotton bale,
To the Rose of Alabamy.

Oh brown Rosie, Rose of Alabamy.
The sweet tobacco posey is the Rose of Alabamy.

>>78337136
>would be racist to see the stats

>>78337109
Don't see why it has to be on the greenbelt
There's plenty of non-greenbelt land doing fuck all

Absolutely fucking furious

nonwhites cause 90% of the problems in the world

>>78337145
your parents must be proud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvgKUf9p3og

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>£29,000
>455hp 6.2l v8
>outhandles anything under $100k

Would you buy one if gas was £1.50/gallon?

10% of white people cause world problems

>>78337109
lots of brownfield land to use before destroying what little remains of our pleasant countryside.

>>78337004
>the infamous "Inspector Sands" message
holy shit its serious

>>78337153
greenbelt is around existing infrastructure. building beyond that would require fresh investment

>>78337153
green belts surround cities, which is where people want to live

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>>78337174
>>outhandles anything under $100k
erm

>>78337174
>gas
FOY

>>78337190
>>78337189
it also overloads capacity which is even more expensive in the long term

>>78337190
so toss up tower blocks in the cities themselves
ideally without coating them in rocket fuel this time

>>78337174
>gallon

FOEY

>le don't build in the countryside!

find somewhere else to play polo tarquinn

how to stop skyrocketing housing prices:

limit mass immigration

>>78337210
>dat rake

I prefer not fusing my body with the tarmac. FOB(boomer)

*kicks out anyone not british*
w-woah, I just solved the housing crisis AND the NHS...

>>78337240
immigration isn't nearly that significant

>>78337245
gay kid

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>>78337240
house price inflation kicked in well before mass immigration

>>78337260
a 300k surplus every year since 1997 isnt significant?

>>78337215
nobody wants to live in a tower block

>>78337260
so getting rid of it wouldn't be much of a problem then?

>>78337260
then lets get rid of them if its not significant.

>>78337295
then why did all those pakis leave their country to come do exactly that in Grenfell?

>>78337283
your graph contradicts what you say

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>>78337285
Not compared to the huge deficit in housebuilding.
Immigration was nowhere near as high in the 60s and in the 1970s we had net emigration, but we still built enough houses.

>>78337295
People rent out fucking horseboxes in London, now get back in your Tesco barbecue you underpaid wretch.

>>78337240
>when the immigrants are poor criminals but are also buying up all your property causing inflation at the same time

oh rorke, you're embarrassing yourself

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Here's the thing about immigration; if you look at the nation like a body, there are different kinds of things that can entire the body. Some good, some bad. Illegal immigrants are like pathogens which cause disease. Refugees might be vaccines (working on the analogy as I go along). Skilled workers are food. Terrorists would be big cocks fucking you up the ass.

>>78337313
No it doesn't: See the late 80s/early 90s bubble.
That collapsed, there was an intermission, then prices started to rise again by 1995 because government policy was still basically just "appease homeowners" in combination with "build zero council houses lel"

>>78337339
when you have 300k of the fuckers, they can cause problems at every end of the scale

*upsets your seas*

>>78336835
The virgin™ meme is the best meme of the year so far imo

Also, yes

egg

egg

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>"don't build on the greenbelt"
>"whatever shall we aspire to once we can't escape the Pak-...packed in environs of urban Britain?"

>>78337381
*gags*
*mouth foams*
*dies*

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>>78337339
>immigrants aren't allowed to be poor and rich, they can only be one
ok anti rorke

Genuinely going fucking insane

>>78337399
try talking out loud to yourself
it helps for me

*turns myself into an atheist pickle*

egg

>>78337283
Mass immigration was brought in by Blair. The graph supports the logical idea that immigration increased house prices.

>>78337339
They live 12 to a house, crime is often as profitable as any profession, and housing benefit exists.

aig

I've come to the conclusion that house prices aren't a massive problem because I already own a house
however, I still see pakis occasionally so mass immigration is priority #1

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Bit depressing that any leftie cunts in power could destroy our limited greenfield land forever to build ugly housing

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>however, I still see pakis occasionally

I am failing at the male human's primary goal in the 21st century which is to acquire wealth and power and then procreate to produce my heirs.

All I see is scrubs
Face mean mugged
On a couple drugs
Smoke with migo plug
FTP my blood

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>however, I still see pakis occasionally so mass immigration is priority #1

>>78337463
sell your sperm

egg

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*click*
Can Sara Davidson please make her way to aisle 4, that's Bog Baron Sara to aisle 4, thank you
*click*

>>78337436
Blair's immigration kicked in circa 1998, prices had begun to recover by 1995.
Furthermore despite immigration increasing in the mid-2000s prices essentially continued to climb as usual, rather than accelerating as the supply-vs-demand problem was further exacerbated.

Also, despite continued mass immigration house prices haven't continued to rise at the same rate. At best, mass immigration was a smokescreen that let investors think housing had good fundamentals - rather than being the cause in-and-of itself as rich foreigners push up prices for places they genuinely want to live in. (For those who want a store of value better than the Chinese Famine or whatever, sure, they're buying up buildings - but they don't live in 'em.)

>>78337486
In the US you're paid to donate sperm. In Canada, you have to be a perfect physical and mental specimen and basically pay to donate your sperm.

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>>78337501

im a 5'10 blue eyed blonde haired male with perfect vision and no allergys or anything

reckon i could be a sperm donor?

>>78337537
don't think women want sperm from a monglet who can't spell allergies

>>78337537
>5'10
>sperm donor

kek
even me is taller and i am a girl

*lets off a really pong fart*

>>78337537
Check your laws on financial liability for potential children. In some jurisdictions in America, you can be on the hook for child support

>>78337553
show us yer tits love

>bog baron

Smirking

will execute the next person i see littering

>>78337477
ALL I SEE IS SCRUHS
FACE MEH MUHH
ON A COUPLE DRUHS
SMOKE WI MIGO PLUH
FTP MY BLUUH

business idea: stop the poor people from reproducing

I'm writing an incredibly camp right-wing gay character in my novel named Yilo Minneapolis.

Too obvious?

>>78337599
*picks you up and throws you on the floor*
just littered

*spits gum on the sidewalk*

>>78337617
*lets a british flag fall on the sidewalk*

just throwing this rubbish on the ground

>>78337614
yes

business idea: benzodiazepines

>writing novels
hat

>>78337614
Bit on the nose.

>>78337627
OI

have to drive my sister and niece an hour away and drop them off then drive back reee

>>78337614
make it lilo :^)
#1 it's a pooltoy
#2 you can work in some wordplay about lying low.

>>78337537
>5'10
reckon you could be a sperm

just squeezed the pus out of a spot on me forehead

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>just squeezed the pus out of a spot on me forehead

>>78337627
*picks it up on this holy day that is Napoleon's birthday and let's it fly in the wind respectfully, thinking of all the lives lost by men who could have been brothers*

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punishing my runt for cumming before i gave him permission

listening to talk talk and doing a profound think

>>78337654
Okay

Where are they going? I'm going to need coordinates

>>78337694
what album

listening to think think and doing a profound talk

>>78337614
Ian O'Polis

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>you are condemned to a miserable life of wage slavery, microwave meals and bitter loneliness

>>78337724
you really aren't

>>78337712
laughing stock

>>78337724
>microwave meals

Just can't fathom how anyone can put that inside themselves

>>78337740
what'd you call me cunt?

When you're made a director of a think-tank or something as a political bribe, do you have to do actual work (even token essays or whatever) or is it literally just being paid to hold a title?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8sYs4EGSGM

I'm 24 and I've never sworn in front of my father

>>78337756
Why are you asking /Brit/. We don't know

>>78337756
literally do nothing, just say what your jewish overlords tell you to

>>78337756
Probably depends on your staff and how much you can delegate.

everything's all right

>>78337777
make me some paella

>>78337823
not i

>>78337777
i do

do gays in britain have the aids?

>>78337837
live in another world

>>78337833
I have never made paella in my life and I'm not a fan to be quite honest

>>78337846
of course

VERY sad and lonely

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>>78337823

>>78337852
>not a fan

pleb

>>78337769
I swear in front of my dad all the time but then he's a waster who gives me amphetamines

Would never do it in front of my mummy

seeee myyyy
vest
see my vest

>>78337870
*strokes your hair*

>>78337874
>thinking paella is in any way patrician

Plebbius Maximus

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>>78337875
>STICC

>>78337854
i want to fuck a brit in the pooper once before i die i guess it could be the last thing i do
oh well

>>78336645
get off your nervous arse and just get a job you lazy bennie cunt

you might feel like it's a big commitment but when you're actually getting on with a job anxiety isn't real.

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>>78337913

>>78336717
Volvos are good cars though

am a pleb and quite content with it
I enjoy the small pleasures of life, like a good paella on a lazy summer sunday afternoon spent with the family

pie-ayy-ah

>>78337900
*gets my conquistador gun out and shoots you*

heh, who's the pleb now, bitch

why was everyone saying that Trump didn't condemn the riots when he did on the first day?

>>78337923
Better

>>78337935
There is nothing wrong with this.

The world needs plebs and as long as you are happy being a pleb then good luck to you

make a new thread

you make it shithead

rag and bone man

heard him shout and heard his horse clip-clop

I'll make it

>>78338038
>>78338038
>>78338038
new

en route to loch lomond and then loch ness